Some people don’t really understand what a vagina is. Those people are usually faggots who are scared of vaginas or virgins who have never seen a vagina. This Draw Your Vagina Pic is obvioiusly by some tranny slut who doesn’t feel right drawing a vagina until the operation is done. There’s not much else I can say about this….so this is the Draw Your Vagina and Describe in 10 Words or Less, email in your submissions, you don’t have to have talent but you have to have a vagina. Thanks in advance.

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I don’t have a vagina, but my penis is pretty vaginal. That means it’s small and floral….but that’s not the reason I am posting. The reason I am posting is because LadyLike, some Australian artist has a vaginas and she was nice enough to send it in along with a collage. I never really understood collage as an artform. It always made me think of shitty punk rock posters from the 80s. I figure no one in their right mind would ever buy one for their home collection so if you’re an artist, why the fuck wouldn’t you do something that makes you money, like stripping. Stripping is a solid profession that a lot of respectable whores make a lot of fucking money doing. Every stripper I have met has been in Med School, Law School or saving up to buy a resort in South America. I have yet to meet a stripper who’s addicted to drugs and money and has 3 kids and an abusive husband at home….that is unless all the Doctor/Lawyer/Resort Owners were lying to me…but they are strippers…they don’t lie…..Either way, here’s LadyLike. I like the religious references, I used to bang a chick who went to Catholic High School, bitch used to shove her mom’s statues of Mary up her cunt, when her mom wasn’t home to prove some kind of anti-jesus point…I was the first guy to slam her on her rag….that’s my story. fuck you.

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I don’t really know where she’s from or what she does. I don’t know her real name, her interests, the kind of music she likes. I don’t know who she’s had sex with and how she does it. I don’t know if she’s talented, cool or just some weird introvert who plays fantasy role playing games. Her name, from what I know, is Sunny spelt with $ instead of an S because that is what hip hop has done to today’s youth. She messaged me on Myspace asking me to make her famous, I can only assume she thinks my site actually gets traffic, well the joke’s on her but lucky for me, she sent me in a nice drawing of her vagina and she described it in 10 words or less.

Visit her Myspace Here

Previously on DrunkenStepfather.com:

I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 words or less: January 25
I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 words or less: January 26
I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 words or less: January 27th
I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 words or less: February 6th

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This is definitely the best submission yet. The reason simple. It has bush and it has anus. I love bush and I love anus, but I don’t like bush on anus. This isn’t about me this is about Carmen who wrote this:

I am a 21 year-old Catholic-raised virgin with a filthy mind, I’m English, by the way – although Daddy’s from Italy. Somehow I don’t think he’d approve!

If I was your dad, I definitely wouldn’t approve, but I am your drunken stepfather on the internet, and I want more! But before we take this to the next step, I request a letter from your doctor stating you really are a virgin. Cuz I don’t believe that anyone is a virgin anymore. And I hate Liars.

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Her name is Oprah, she is black and despite popular belief she does have a vagina. She’s not the real Oprah, but she is a lot cooler. She’s the marketing girl at Digital Gravel and she was cool enough to submit cooter shots. I have never had the chance to sleep with a black girl, cuz I always stayed away from that side of town, but it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t have when my penis still worked. This has been draw you vagina and describe it in 10 words or less of the day. The reason it is bearded she tells me, is because she’s not getting any action, oh and in real life her tits are a lot bigger. I’ve seen a pic.

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I met her on Myspace. She got a degree in Multimedia Design from Parsons. She is in her 20s and lives in the NYC area. She is proof that higher education is a waste of time and money. She speaks spanish because she is a spic and doesn’t like that I don’t understand her when she talks. She has a meaty vagina because she’s a spic and they all have meaty vaginas. They don’t all send in the hottest draw your own vagina drawing ever.

You can visit her newest project by clicking the link JamesFreyOwesMeMoney <- there (new fuckin' design is fuckin' up my links)

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