Steve gets drunk and doesn’t get people’s consent to film them after he humiliates them, usually because they want to kill him. I post the video anyway because, I am broke and have nothing so suing me would be a huge waste of time and would get us nowhere. I would probably have to take down a funny clip cuz someone was embarassed about their drunken behavior. That would make me mad. I like people, like our star of Jersey Girl’s Are Trash clip, who stand by what they done did and instead of hating on us, she laughs it off and becomes a fan. This is an email I got from Steve, he asked me to post it, I am happy that some random girl in Jersey came across our site and our video of her…I guess I have more reach than I thought. Here’s Steve’s email.

hey dude,

I have good news and I have bad news.

The bad news is, Jersey Girl has tracked us down. She made a bunch of comments on the original post, along with some girl named “Ash”. I’m pretty sure Ash is the other girl in the video.

The good news, however, is that I have found her myspace

After multiple messages, comments, and disses, she finally gave me her AIM contact. Now she is my biggest (and only) fan. She told me she is coming back to visit me in the summer. I am going to take her on a date.

Last night I fell asleep trying to figure out why the fuck a girl, who I publicly embarrassed, would give me the time of day. The conclusion I came to is this: Hot chicks like getting dissed. They are sick of guys coming up to them in bars and clubs and running the same old game. So my advice to any guy reading this is as follows. Go to a bar, find a hot chick, and make fun of her. She will fall in love with you. If she doesn’t, then push her to the ground. It’s funny as hell.

Steve.

I think it’s pretty obvious that she’s not really a fan and seeking revenge, she’ll go on a date with Steve and give him herpes or have her black boyfriend beat him or some shit, like he deserves, for being a dick and pushing her down in the first place….I know that I woulda tried to at least titty fuck the bitch before giving up on her.

This is where I decided to post a pheromone link, because the shit works, and I figured why that coupled with Steve’s advice, you’ll be eating pussy in no time.

Remember to watch – I am – Jersey Girls are Trash

and

Remember to watch – I am – Not From New Jersey

I just re-made you famous, bitch

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I am not gonna dis this bitch. I am not gonna shit on the way she maintains. I am not gonna talk about how I wouldn’t fuck her if I could because she’s the kind of girl who has a stinky cooch. I know one of her friends is one of my readers because of myspace and I wouldn’t want to piss off a whole group of freakshows by saying the wrong thing about this one. What I will say is that this topless, bloody nipple, clown mask shit is not sexy at all, but it is funny as hell so for that I would totally bend you over, pull down that soiled diaper of yours and slam you raw dog. I am not scared of death…..and by death I mean your cunt. I think this kinda talk is the reason I have no advertisers. Speaking of cunt, I just made you famous, bitch.

Visit Her Myspace Here (thanks gay in the military guy)

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Despite what the 2 people who read this site think, I am not a therapist. I actually have no idea what I am talking about. I am just a bitter fat guy who can’t get it up and who hates his life because, I suck at life.. Just nothing works out from jobs I got fired from, to marriage to a fat chick, to mistresses I could once pleasure before impotence. I can barely keep this site alive. People are bored of my story, and traffic is going down to shit. People don’t link me cuz I am too hardcore/offensive for their advertisers, and I don’t think that will stop me. People who compromise their voice for a dollar are pussies.

Anyway, I was sent this photobucket account of some girl who is obviously anorexic. Her pictures are titled “Spine”, or “Back bone and ribs”, or “fat legs”, or “ugly face”, or “thinspiration”. All I have to say to this ano bitch is that eating disorders are so played out, no one cares that you don’t eat. No one is listening when you tell us how fat you are, and when you are in therapy and group therapy or dead of malnourishment, we will all laugh because your issues are so lame and self absorbed. Get a fucking perspective, and realize that life isn’t about seeing your rib cage, it’s about having orgasms and no one will give you an orgasm if your uterus is draggin on the ground behind you cuz you have no muscles to keep the shit contained. You should also remember that no matter how hard you try to not eat, you’ll always be a fat bitch to me. I know you are a fake ano, cuz if you were so self-conscious, you think you’d shave your muff, you disgusting slag. Now don’t kill yourself, especially not because I made you famous, bitch. You posted these pics online, don’t make me feel guilty for coming across them. I am definitely scared of ano bitches, because they are crazy. Cuddles.

Visit her Photobucket Before she Takes it Down

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Despite what the 2 people who read this site think, I am not a therapist. I actually have no idea what I am talking about. I am just a bitter fat guy who can’t get it up and who hates his life because, I suck at life.. Just nothing works out from jobs I got fired from, to marriage to a fat chick, to mistresses I could once pleasure before impotence. I can barely keep this site alive. People are bored of my story, and traffic is going down to shit. People don’t link me cuz I am too hardcore/offensive for their advertisers, and I don’t think that will stop me. People who compromise their voice for a dollar are pussies.

Anyway, I was sent this photobucket account of some girl who is obviously anorexic. Her pictures are titled “Spine”, or “Back bone and ribs”, or “fat legs”, or “ugly face”, or “thinspiration”. All I have to say to this ano bitch is that eating disorders are so played out, no one cares that you don’t eat. No one is listening when you tell us how fat you are, and when you are in therapy and group therapy or dead of malnourishment, we will all laugh because your issues are so lame and self absorbed. Get a fucking perspective, and realize that life isn’t about seeing your rib cage, it’s about having orgasms and no one will give you an orgasm if your uterus is draggin on the ground behind you cuz you have no muscles to keep the shit contained. You should also remember that no matter how hard you try to not eat, you’ll always be a fat bitch to me. I know you are a fake ano, cuz if you were so self-conscious, you think you’d shave your muff, you disgusting slag. Now don’t kill yourself, especially not because I made you famous, bitch. You posted these pics online, don’t make me feel guilty for coming across them. I am definitely scared of ano bitches, because they are crazy. Cuddles.

Visit her Photobucket Before she Takes it Down

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My street team went out at some hipster event, and thought it would be funny to take a picture of some of the hipsters at the event for the site, because as we all know, hipsters are fucking funny. The joke was that we’d hold up signs next to the hipster without them knowing with relevant lyrics on those signs. They only did one because they forgot to bring paper with them and it was for this guy. He obvioulsy learned how to be gay by watching Party Monster, it’s a movie, it was concluded that he was a product of molestation and molested people are always funny. If you’re wondering why I have a street team, it’s for content, so fuck you. And molested dude in the picture, I just made you famous, bitch.

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This is a message I sent to some bitch named Cooter. I guess she doesn’t read my site, because if she did she would know that Cooter is one of my favorite words.

I have a crush on ppl named cooter.
even if they are dirty baby factories
I want you to read my site
and we can talk about your uterus later- you fertile bitch –

love

jesus martinez
drunkenstepfather.com

Her response:

go fuck yourself

More on cooter….

i’ve been married to the most wonderful guy on the face of the earth (jeremiah) for over five years now and we have the two cutest kids in the world, bradley 4 and logan 2. oh and did i mention my kids are f-ing geniuses. yeah, thats right. jealous? jeremiah joined the army for a bit and we left the RC for a while, and now he has a good job right here in cow stank u.s.a…

Look – I wasn’t trying to offend “Miss Molly Homemaker”, I assume she never got her easy bake oven as a kid, and decided that at the age of 20 it was time to play house, unless baby number one was an accident and she’s some psycho born again who instead of getting an abortion gets married. Either way, I was just trying to send some love, and she was very rude to me. That’s why I just made you famous, bitch.

Visit Her Profile Here

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I wrote for Fleshbot for a while this summer, before that cunt Violet Blue complained to my man Jonno about the fact that I wasn’t a trained sex writer. For the record, I hate cunts who take their fucking line of work too seriously, and I am not a trained writer in anything not just sex. Point is, you are illegitimate, like 3 of my kids I pretend don’t exist, stop trying to legitimize your perversion and leave me the fuck alone. Keep your complaining to your Aids clinician when your lesions get out of hand, hooker.

Point of that was to say, I don’t read sex blogs much anymore, but I did come across a girl on MySpace who had semi-nude pics. I was like, “Girl, Send me the real deal”, because I fucking love nude pics and she did. Along with an article she wrote for SexWrecks, a site I know, but don’t read, cuz I am lazy.

Point of the story is go to SexWrecks, read her article, cuz I am trying to make this bitch famous. If you aren’t interested, that’s fine. You can always go fuck yourself.

A story about anal and cocaine

OR do what I did and add her to MySpace

I don’t think people even read my site anymore….

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Some people take US Weekly a little too seriously. They look at the pictures of celebrities and say to themselves “Oh MY God! That could totally be me!!!!!”, so girl goes out shopping lookin’ for the outfits she saw that celebrity in, when it’s all said and done we get a bunch of celebrity looking motherfuckers on the streets of our hometowns.

Today we honor this girl who looks like Mary Kate Olson(of the day). Guess what, I just made you famous, Bitch.

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Unfortunately, I am an asshole. I don’t know why but I take pleasure in other people’s misery, even when those said people are completely harmless and content in their existance. Some righteous part of me feels the need to point out their insecurities and flaws, it’s not meant to be hurtful, it’s just a way to give people an outsite, realistic perspective on their behavior. I don’t sit here on my throne, and by throne I mean 2 milk crates, thinking I am any better than you, but when it comes down to it, I probably am. This is a myspace profile that I came across and felt it deserved to be commented on. This girl’s maternal instinct is kickin’ in hard, she’s ready for love, proven by her “erotic” pics, and ready for babies proven by her uncomfortable relationship with her cat. So here after the laughter subsided here at DrunkenStepfather, I decided to reach out and do a little public service, because it’s been a while since the court ordered me to help the community, and I figured I had my fair share of lonely male readers on the site, so I decided to direct all you guys, who are ready to settle down to this poor girl, and in the process give all you sane people a good laugh, because admit it, other people’s misfortune and a crazy cat lady under 30 is always fucking funny.

Visit this slut Here, but don’t tease her, she will just try to convince that she’s completely happy with her life and don’t say I am all bad, cuz baby I may get you cock.

That said; I just made you famous, bitch.

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