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2010

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been trying to convince Lohan to use me as a safehouse because I’m in Canada and flying back to the USA is just gonna get her locked up, but then I realized she’s all fucking Hollywood and does this shit for attention on purpose, and that my campaigning is pretty half assed, considering my only real link to her is the same as the rest of the world is a twitter she probably doesn’t even write, but part of me hopes she takes me up on my offer, so that I can kidnap her, steal her drugs and have a great weekend before releasing her back out to the world….

Unfortunately, that’s been the only excitement of my day. No public nudity. No new friends or lovers. No funny insane people on the street. No stupid emails I have no choice but to get nasty about…but there’s always my stepLINKS….

IT’s OFFICIEL!! LOHAN IS GOING TO JAIL!
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Its Looks Like They May Have Already Found Megan Fox’s Replacement in Transformers
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Because It May Be Sunny Outside, But You’re Crying In Your Heart
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Hilary Duff’s Fat Ass in a Onsie
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The 20 Hottest Women Who Don’t Speak English
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The 25 Worst Sports Movies of the Last 25 Years
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Paris Hilton Ass Flash in Cannes
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When Did YOU Last Have Sex – VIDEO
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She’s Kinda Plain But I’d Throw It in Naomi Watts
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Aimmee and Her Selfshots
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Miley Cyrus Wants to Kill Your Children
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Russian Kungfoo FAIL – VIDEO
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Hey There Dani Woodward, I’ve Missed You…And Your Tits
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Guess Which Model Went Down on Courtney Love in the 90’s?
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You’re Gonna Wanna Drink Up Daphne
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Victoria Silvstedt Stuffs Herself Into Skimpy Bikini
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Lucky Lesbians Franchezca Valentina and Cara Dee
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Carmen Electra, Just Causes
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Janessa Brazil Is WIN In Every Way Imaginable
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Rachel Bilson is Out of Work, But Still Sexy
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Every Woman on the Planet Needs Stacey Dash’s Genes
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I Don’t Know About You, But If I Ever Buy a House, I’m Gonna Look For One in EAT ASS California
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I Gotta Say, Jennifer Hudson is Lookin Pretty Hot
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Suze Wants to Show Off For the Camera
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A Bunch of Sluts Form the Maxim Hot 100 Party
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Amy Reid Gallery
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Insanely Busty Teen on the Web Cam
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Jessica Alba is Hot When There Isn’t a Baby Hanging Off Her Hip
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15 Female Celebrities Eating Bananas
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Carmen Strips Down – VIDEO
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What has 8 billion freckles, a drinking problem and never requested a new passport?
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Summertime Fails – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Cheeky Sluts Wear Bikinis
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Iron Lady Jessica Jaymes
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Til Dirty Vagina Do Us Part
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The 7 Greatest Game Show Gimmicks of All-Time
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Follow Me, What Have You Got to Lose?
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds…..

Some Chick Shows off Her Tits…
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Some Young Chick Masturbating (in video)
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2010

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Today was fucking boring….celebrities were uninteresting and the pussy on the street was uninterested in my requests…even the fat lonely looking ones. I probably shouldn’t have taken 4 allergy pills cuz it was all I could find in the house that had partial possiblility of getting me high…when really all it did was make me fucking drowsy…but the nice thing was that a fat dude gave me a nod while I was half asleep on a bench like he got where I was coming from…like he understood my struggles…

Here are my stepLINKS….Maybe they are a little more interesting than me….but to explain why I am not funny, it’s because I saw one of my jokes ripped off by a movie that I am not sure I wrote but in my mind I think I did, and figured fuck it, I’m just not gonna be funny anymore, cuz if I’m not funny, no one can rob me for their million dollar productions, while I am pretty much eating fucking saw dust….

Again, here are my steplinks, because they are a lot more interesting than me.

Rihanna Showing Off Her Tits Hard in this Preview of Rockstar
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Brooke Hogan Keeps it Class in a Thong Bikini Like the Florida Trash She Is….Not that I hate Thong Bikinis…If Anything I think they are fun, they just look stupid
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If Gerard Butler Thinks He’s the Only One Sticking His Fingers Up Woman’s Asses, He is Sorely Mistaken
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Because There’s No Use In You Trying to Get Laid in Real Life, Virgin
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Jennifer Lopez’s Cleavage Says OLA to the World
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The 10 Hottest Nevada Girls
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Now That’s a Great Family Picture
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The 50 Craziest Athletes of All Time
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Adriana Lima Nip Slip
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Empire Strikes Back is Now a 50’s Sci Fi Film – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lopex and Her Tight Body
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Guess Who Just Caught Herpes?
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Becka and Some Self Shots
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Is She a Genuine Squirter? – VIDEO
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking Hot
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How NOT to Move a 100-year-old Statue – VIDEO
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Brooke Belle, and Then Some
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Now Here’s a Body I Wanna Be All Over
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Do You Have Dignified Sex? If So, Nicolas Cage May Eat You
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Vikki is a Topless Page 3 Babe
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Rachel R and Rachel S Share More Than Just the Same First Name – VIDEO
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Kate Beckinsale is So Easy on the Eyes
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Honestly, Underboobs are Underrated
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Rachel Bilson is Tasty
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Man I Forgot How Hot Keri Hilson Is
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Charlize Theron is Bending Over
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Tiffany Fucks a Glass Dildo
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Olivia Munn is On the Cover of Complex
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Michelle Rodriguez is Scary, But I’d Still Bang Her
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Nude Gymnastics Anyone?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Seriously Lohan Would Fake Her Death to Miss Her Upcoming Court Date
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3 Drunk Teens on a Web Cam
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Stacey Keibler is All Leg
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13 Price Tags In Bad Places
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What, You Don’t Get Into Stun Gun Battles at Wendy’s?
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If Summer Movie Posters Were Honest
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Babes Give Each Other Lap Dances – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know Why She’s Complaining, I Love Kim Kardashian’s Puberty
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Check Out the Rack on This Broad Angelina
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How About a Little Carmen Elektra?
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Follow Me, I’m Begging You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Draya Michele Shows Off her Crazy Hip Hop Body
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t have anything to say…I am too busy trying to get out of here because I found a spot where all the corporate suits go out for exercise after work like a bunch of fucking drones, but luckily a lot of the corporate suits have vaginas in vagina hugging expensive workout gear, which is a hell of a lot better than watching actual strippers, cuz real girl pussy is far more exhilerating than bitches who are only in it for the money…

Here are my stepLINKS…..

Guess Who is Posing in Playboy in 3…2…1….
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Lindsay Lohan Is Terrorizing Cannes
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Just Because You May Die old Alone Doesn’t Mean You Have to Be Old and Alone Now
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And More Kate Beckinsale Sexiness
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The 20 Worst Myspace Pictures Ever
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The 50 Hottest Women Wearing Sports Jerseys
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Lindsay Lohan Panty Upskirt
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Celebrity Look Alikes and Their Disney Counterparts
(Check Out Gary Busey!)
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Aishwarya Rai is So Hot is Make My Boner Hurt
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Becky and Her Self Shots
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Public Legislation in Guam Looks More Fun Than UFC – VIDEO
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Little Cutie Does Some Self Study – VIDEO
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Get Ready to Puke – Celebrities Without Make Up
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And That’s Why The Bridesmaids Need to Starv Themselves Before The Wedding
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And Now the WORST Porn You Will Watch All Day
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Trina is Wearing Next to Nothing
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Some Jersey Shore Whores Just Because
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Sophia is Casually Hot
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Seriously, Megan Fox Just Needs to Stop Fuckng Talking Forever
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Nina Dobrev and Ashley Green Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Maria Ozawa Is Seriously Hot And Seriously Stroke Worthy
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I Wanna Rip Off Marion Cotillard’s Jumpsuit
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Kelis, WTF Are You and Your Giant Amazing Tits Wearing?
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And Here’s the Cover for Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape
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Her Sextoy is Big and Purple – VIDEO
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Tricia Helfer and Grace Park and Their Maxim Video
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Tiziana Rocca May As Well Take That Dress Right Off
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Bikini Girl Ashley
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Thank God For Pic Dumps
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Cheryl Tweedy’s L’Oreal Photos Are Hotter Than They Should Be
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80’s Bully Montage – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Random Photo Hotness
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In Case You Missed the Bikini Shots for Miss USA
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How Delonte West Hooked Up With Lebron’s Mom
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Cat Fiiiiiiiiight – VIDEO
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EPIC TRACKTOR FIGHT SCENE – VIDEO
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Lohan Found a New Taco to Chow Down On
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Joanna Oils Herself Up
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Follow Me You Fucking Asshole
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

17

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Some dude who added me to Facebook started hitting me up on Facebook chat last night….he sent me his phone number and insisted I call him. When I ignored his request, because I found some random person begging me to call him pretty fucking weird, he told me that “I’ve gone hollywood and that he needs to delete me as a friend”….The reality is that I don’t even like talking to people I actually know in real life who aren’t fucking weirdos begging website writers to call them at 2 am….I only use facebook as a soft sell to get girls to add me so that I can look at their bikini pictures from vacation….not to make phone buddies….so if that’s goin’ Hollywood, star calling my Linda Lohan, I just think it’s normal to avoid eager psychos….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Miss USA is an ARAB and is Going to Destroy America With Her Tight Body
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Dear Ke$ha, Nobody Wants Head From You
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Because I’m Sure Your Weekend Was Just as Depressing As Mine Was
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Arianny Celeste Bikini Pictures Anyone?
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Youtube: Where Haters Go to Hate – VIDEO
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Hope Dworaczyk and 10 Other Sports Wives/Girlfriends We’d Like To See In 3D
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Cameron Diaz Pics From When She Was In Her Prime
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Tammy “Sunny” Sytch Has a Camel Toe…Is Also Possiby a Man
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Girls With Duckface – a Video tribute
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Lohan and Her Bag of Cocaine Head to Cannes
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Bridgette Takes Some Mirror Shots
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Yeah, Sure, I’ll Just Hit Up the ATM and TAKE OUT SOME FUCKING GOLD BARS – VIDEO
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Pink Dilso Gets Some Awesome Pussy
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Well Hello There Peaches Geldof’s Nipple
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I’m Having a Bad Day and Seeing This Guy Get Hit in the Nuts Made It a Little Better – VIDEO
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How About Some Celeste Star
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Now is That an Ass Or is That a Ass?
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Jenna Bentley’s Big Bikini Boobs
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The Only Person Lindsay Lohan is Fooling is Herself – VIDEO
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Sasha and Carey Get Their Lesbian On
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I Wanna Bang Elsa Pataky
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Misa Campo Starts Off The Week Nicely
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Cate Blanchette is Looking Good
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Mother Gives Birth to Fraternal Twins By Two Different Men
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Pictures of Miss USA on a Stripper Pole Have Already Surfaced…Jesus
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Molly and Valentina Fuck Themselves and Each Other – VIDEO
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Irina Sheik – Otto swimwear 2010
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Ahhhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Meet Lisa Chandler
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Hot Teen is Getting Dirty on the Floor – VIDEO
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Selita Ebanks Sizzles In Maxim
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Top 10 Celebrities Caught Staring At Laker Girls
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Oily Brianna Topless on Webcam
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This Is What Happens When You OD On Viagra
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5 Things Your Parents Thought Would Exist By Now
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I Love Inappropriate News Clip Videos – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know What is With Shaq Making All These Lip Sync Clips for the Next, But I Love It – VIDEO
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Man Jennifer Hudson is Lookin Hot
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Veronica Saint is Topless in aTiny Bac Thong
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Follow Me, You Fools
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS –

Chick Masturbating Fail
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2010

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend, not that everyday isn’t the fucking weekend for me but my goal this weekend is to see as many tits as possible, I haven’t figured out how I am going to do it, but I think it is going to start with surprising bitches into doing it, I’m not sure what that means, but I know it won’t involve strippers, cuz strippers are too easy, that’s there fucking job, I’m more into people a little less obvious or expecting…It may get me arrested, but that’s the risk I am willing to take for tits, and I’m not even a tit guy, but figure who’s not a tit guy….unfortunately I don’t have a camera….but I do have stepLINKS…

Hello, Clarice…
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Today, in Hollywood-Jungkie-Crack-Whoresess
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Shitty Hip Hop Song, With Great Video and a Set of Tits
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Peaches Geldoff Pig Shows Sloppy Tits
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Homeless Terminator Vs Apple – VIDEO
(This is Awesome)
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World Cup 2010: Top 5 Wives and Girlfriends to distract Spain
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Man, I’m Sure Into This Emma Stone Broad
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Paula Patton’s Hottest Pics
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Because Pretending to Get Laid Virtually Is Way Better Than Not Getting Laid At All
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Alabama Politics: Evolution Sucks!
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Katie is Lookin Hot on the Patio
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Some Dykes and Dildos – VIDEO
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I Don’t Blame Jeremy Piven For Wanting to Be All Over That Ass
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Collien Fernandes Does German FHM
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Ke$ha Needs Less Drugs (Or Maybe She Needs More Drugs) – VIDEO
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Some Amazing Hip Hop Boooty
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Who ME Some Nipple! – GALLERY
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Jessica Hammon is Just Too Fucking Much
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It’s Like Kim Kardashian’s Ass Gets More Insane By the Day
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Sara’s Friend Shows Her How Fun a Dildo Is – VIDEO
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Deepika Padukone is Making Me Think There’s Something To This Whole Bollywood Thing. WOW
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Miranda Kerr Gives Us A Leg Show
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Camilla Belle Hotness
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Personally, I Think Sting is a Way Hotter Woman Than Lady Gaga, What Do You Think?
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LaeAnn Amos’ Body is Out of Control
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Kate Hudson X Cameron Diaz Catfight
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Lana is Trying to Escape Lesbian Island – VIDEO
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Danielle is in Nike’s World Cup Soccer Jersey and She Makes It Look Good
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Eva Longoria is Lookin Hot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Denisa Wants to Say Hello
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Awesome, Busty Chick at the Beach
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Meagan Fox is Lookin Sexy is a Corset
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I Like Hearing News Reporters Talk About Cock – VIDEO
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Roman Polanski Might Have Molested This
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Now THIS Is a Cell Phone Commercial
(Yes There is PUSSY)
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I’d Like to Be All Over These Hips
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Super Sexy Lesbian CPR – VIDEO
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Daisy, Mia or Lizzie?
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I Wish Claire Danes’ Dress Was a Little Shorter
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And MORe Hot Lesbians – VIDEO
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Follow Me, I’m Begging You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I type too much on the daily, so tonight less typing…More steplinking….


Tila Tequila and Her Tits Are Selling Her Record, Or Trying to Anyways
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If Pehobe Price Were Hot and Intelligent, She Would Be Maria Kanellis.
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Because Free Sluts Are the Best Kinda of Sluts, No?
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Marisa Miller Knows How To Fill Out A Bikini
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The Lost Series Finale Has Been Leaked and Here It Is – VIDEO
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And a Little Bit of Homewrecker Gabrielle Union
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Kim Kardashian’s First Sexy Magazine Shoot
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Some Amamzing Hip Hop Ass….And No I Don’t Mean Rapper Ass…I Mean the Booty that Dances to Hip Hop Ass
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Britney Spears No Panty Upskirt? YOU Decide!
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Man, I would Totally Fuck Cate Blanchette
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Veronica is Playing Video Games Naked
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Hot Teen and Dildo
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Even a Fucking Asshole Like Me Realizes Michael Jackson’s Life and Death Were Tragic, So Why Not Make Light of Things in a Way He Would Have Wanted? READ
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And More Grace and Elegance From Tila Tequila
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Great White Hope in the Rap Game – VIDEO
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You’re Gonna Want a Piece of Kagney
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Dynasty is Worth Taking a Look At
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Why Robin Hood is the Worst Movie of This Yeara
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Torri Black and Isabella Amour Taste Test Each Other
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Taylor Momsen Continues Her Transition Into Junkie Whore
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Jeff Spicoli is Swapping Detention for Anger Management
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Eva Longoria is Still Looking Good
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Tiger’s Greedy Camel Toe Is Quite The Whiny Homewrecking Ho
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More of Brooklyn Decker in a Bikini
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Thalia is Stripping
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Rhian and Emma Frain For Nuts
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God Damn Kate Beckinsale
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a Bunch of Kissing Sluts…Very Nice
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Busty Babe and Her Big Oily Tits
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Salma Hayek Has Still Got It
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The 15 Biggest WTF Moments In Cartoon History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Oh Look, Lady Gaga is a Junkie Street Whore Too
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Miranda Kerr is Just Too Much Sometimes
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Now That’s What I Call a Close Call – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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British models Uncensored
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Heather is a Cheerleader
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Flasher in Fanny Pack Gets Tased Four Times, Gets Hit with Beanbag Bullets
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Follow Me, What the Fuck Else Are You Doing Today?
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I wish more bitches were like dogs….at least the bitches who I like petting because my dog has seen me naked pretty much every single day and he still gets down to humping my leg, while the only bitch who I can get to hump my leg is a 300 pound woman who I’d rather was humping another motherfuckers leg….but I made the mistake of marrying. Not that it matters….since my dick doesn’t really work…thanks to low levels of testosterone thanks to drinking myself fat cuz it is the only thing that makes the internal sadness disappear and some post-traumatic street thanks to seeing a 300 pound woman naked and marrying her for her money and she’s not even fucking rich….she just gets a disability check….not that it matters….

Here are my stepLINKS…..

I love Amanda Seyfried – I Don’t Understand Why Her Nickname is British for Pussy Hair or Why She Got it Tattooed – But I Still Think She’s Hot – And Creepy – But Hot is Hot….
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Drunk Prank Call Your Friends
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Alesandra Ambrosio is Pretty Much Naked
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There’s So Many Possibilties For What’s Happening In This Photo, Maybe You Can Help Me Guess
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Jessica Simpson’s Fat Legs
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Why Stick To One Slut When You Can Have Countless?
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The 20 Worst Mugshots
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World Cup 2010: Five Hottest Wives and Girlfriends To Cheer for England
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THE SATURDAYS Frankie Sandford See Through Panty Upskirt
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You Need To See These Katie Cassidy Pics
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Now That’s a Family Portrait
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Hot in Hawaii
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Slumber Party Sluts – GALLERY
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Hot Teen Masterbates Like a Pro
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You Know This Story Made Me Realize That a) All Firefighters Should Be Women and B) They Should Fight Fires Topless
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Simone Villas Boas is Kinda Prim and Proper and I Like It
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Party babe is FUBAR – VIDEO
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Britanny Daily is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Now THIS is a Drunk Party Slut
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Nikki and Lexi Lick Each Other Up – VIDEO
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Fearne Cotton is The Type of Girl I’d Like To Get Down On
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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More Amanda Seyfried Hotness
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Amanda Seyfried Just Got Even More Awesome – VIDEO
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Ciara is Wearing Some Dominatrix Hotness
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Jamie Pressly Got Another Boob Job
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Hot and Horny Babes Get Nasty
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Selita Ebanks Shoot For Maxim
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Chanel Sluts Anyone?
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Jaime Hammer Gallery
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Two Teens Get Wild in the Shower – VIDEO
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Jessica Lowndes (AKA Megan Fox Lite) Drops Some Cleavage
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The 20 Greatest Moments In Wikipedia Vandalism
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michelle Trachtenberg and Her Ass Crack
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I Agree, The Trailer for Super 8 Looks Awesome
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What NOT To Do At An Orgy
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Kaitlynn’s Body is Perfect
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If You Ask Me, These Victoria’s Secret Models *Are* What’s Sexy
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Kayla = WOW
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Kelly Brooke Without a Bra Doesn’t Make Her More Classy, It Just Makes Her Better
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Some Morning Thickness with Maliah Michel
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2 Girls 2 Cups and I am Talking ABout Her Bra….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

11

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I may have no business writing a site according to this big breasted girl who wrote me this beautiful hate mail….But luckily big breasted girls don’t have all the fucking answers and aren’t always right, but they do have big breasts, which is enough to get by in life.

Here is the hate mail…

I don’t know you, don’t want to, and could give a lesser shit about Leighton Meester; but I’d like to know what makes you so special that you feel you have some sort of god given right to talk so much shit about someone while you hide behind the anonymity of a computer screen.

I’d like to see you post half the shit you do with your identity revealed on this website.

I take most things with a grain of salt, but the way you’re trash talking someone that you openly harassed resulting in being blocked on twitter (you poor fucking cry baby) is absolutely disgusting to me.

You are absolutely fucking repulsive the way you sit on the internet tearing people down that you so clearly admire, why else would you sit and waste your time incessantly blogging about these people.

You try to make a living (or trying to) off of insulting people that are in the industry for our entertainment, not for our constant criticism.

You don’t deserve any viewers, or supporters. You write like a 10 year old boy, you clearly are uneducated, you ignorant, foul mouthed, moron. I will be posting this on your blog too, you know why? Because I’d like people to see and think about what a fucking fool you are. The reason I’m emailing you is because I’d actually like you to get this personally, and whether or not you respond, well… I’ll know you’ve read it, and that is satisfaction enough for me.

Low life.

Toodles

I’d post my response, but I pretty much ended up seducing her and now we have we have a date planned the next time she comes to Montreal, that I am pretty sure will end with sex….so I’ll just post my stepLINKS instead….

Lindsay Lohan X Avril Lavigne Cat fight!
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Heather Mills and Her Polyester Camel Toe
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Because A Little Sluttiness Goes a Long Way at the End of a Bad Day
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Gotta Love Lucy Pinder’s Tits
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Total Recall – The Musical – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Ladies Ever To Appear On Friday Night Lights
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Seren Gibson Topless Video Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara Was Hot As Fuck In 2004
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When Porn Stars Do Shakespeare – VIDEO
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I Still Got a Thing For Evangeline Lily From Lost
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Mike is Naked…Ohhh Yeahhh
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Home Alone Mommy Gets All Naughty – VIDEO
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Rhianna’s Moonwalk is NOT Michael Jackson Approved – VIDEO
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Nicole Scherzinger and Her Tight Body
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Zahia Dehar is Shaking Her Underage Prostitute Ass in St Tropez
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Some Hotness From Carnivale 2010
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Well Hi There Jessica Burciaga
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Malin Akerman Braless Pokies
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Hayley Plays With Her Wet Pussy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day
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TA-DAAAYUM! Nina Dobrev Stretches Before Her Run!
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A Damn Hot Latina Rocks A Bikini Nicely
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Christina Aguilera: GQ Cover Girl
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Quote Of The Day: “I Always Say, ‘Fu*k Some Guys, Not Every Guy,” And I Stick By That
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Miley Cyrus Has a Lap Dance Tape
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Karlie Gets Her Pussy Pounded – VIDEO
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Halle Berry Hotness Gallery
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You Know, For All the Porn Star Plastic Chicks I See Everyday, These Artists Types Are Starting to Give Me Boners
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Raquel Gibson Takes It Off
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Check Out the Rack on This Slut – VIDEO
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The Alyssa Milano Cleavage Show
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25 Hot Girls Who Can’t See Their Feet…Because of Their Giant Tits
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Bikinis, Bikinis, More Bikinis
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Kid Pisses on Stage – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Holly Macguire is Topless
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Amateurs Anyone?
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Brea Bennett, Sammie Rhodes and Lux Kassidy Get It On
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Marisa Miller’s Harley-Davidson Ads Are Silly hHot
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Follow Me You Fucking Asshole!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said too much today….so I’ll let other people take over by linking to their websites that make a hell of a lot more money and get a hell of a lot more respect than me because they are clearly doing something better than me, but my stepLINKS prove that I can be better too, and the way I am is by sending you the fuck away from here to a happier internet place all while I go and get drunk cuz it’s more fun than the internet….except when you are masturbating because you can’t get in trouble for masturbating on the internet….unless you are on the internet in a coffee shop…or surfing kiddie porn….while you can get in trouble masturbating drunk cuz you usually don’t realize you’re limp dick is in hand in front of a hell of a lot more people than you realize you are cuz you’ve passed the fuck out in public and have no inhibitions….I don’t know where I am going with this so here are my stepLINKS to make up for it…

Elisha Cuthbert is Fat as Fuck in her Bikini – Because not working, drinking and drug addiction, laziness and residuals from Popular Mechanics for Kids will make any bitch turn into a fucking pig- She’s from Montreal and I can’t stand her and have always found her disgusting and hated the ego California gave her – Cunt
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More of Audrina Patridge it in a Bikini
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Some Young Slut in Some Bathing Suit Shit Drinking a 40 is Almost Porno
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Because Your Weekend Was as Sexless As Mine Was
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Marisa Miller and Her Supermodel Cleavage
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Hahaha This Lindsay Lohan Versus E-Trade Lawsuit Thing is Getting Amazing
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Hottest Woman Golfers – GALLERY
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Cate Blanchett Is Old And Hot
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Sophie Turner’s Ass is Kinda Amazing
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MR. T WANTS YOU TO TREAT YOUR MOTHER RIGHT
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Some Lohan Music/Photos/Drama/Video of the Day
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Riley is a Sexy Schoolgirl
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Skinny Blonde Masterbates on Video
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Triana Maida Makes Wearing a Bikini Easy
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Scooter Powered Carousel Fail – VIDEO
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If Only We Were All as Lucky As Andy Rooney – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts – A Gallery
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Cat Washington’s Body is Just Plain Insane
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Tiger Wood’s Mistress Joslyn James Big Tits And “O” Face
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I Still Got the Hots For Lydia Herst and Here’s Why
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More of Coco And Her Insane Pics From Twitter
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Yeah I’d Still Fuck Christina Aguilera
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The Most Disturbing Story You’ll Read All Day…of the Day
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Here are some public sex positions – in the event you have sex – not that you need to know there is really just one and that’s in a back alley while bitch is knocked the fuck out – but whatever – you can pretend this will be of use to you
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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So That’s How ScarJo Looks So Damn Good
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No Panties in the Laundry Mat – VIDEO
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K. D Aubert Will Make You Say God Damn!
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Lookin Good Blondie
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Kissing Babes Motherload
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Washing Hands in the Urinal – VIDEO
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and More Marisa Miller
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The 55 Most Scanalous Barbie Photos Ever Taken
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Bikini Bottom Oops – VIDEO
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Miss USA Gets Sexy – PHOTOS
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Brooke Burke is Tasty
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OFFICE RAGE – VIDEO
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Beatbox Kid – VIDEO
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Some Ashley Greene Hotness
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Amy Reid Peels Off Her Pink Bra
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Throwback Jessica Simpson Pussy Flash That Just Resurfaced
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Story of a Hollywood Gang Bang. Seriously, If This is True I Can’t Wait
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Follow Me, It’ll Do Your Body Good
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS BONUS BONUS – ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Bitch and her Nude Pics
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2010

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Sunday is mother’s day, so give your mom something, but don’t give her herpes, I meant something nice but not something too nice, if you know what I mean, cuz she made the conscious decision that everyone around you wishes she hadn’t, not abort you, and putting up with your bullshit and the shame that you came out of your womb is worth thanking her for. Whether she was a deadbeat, a molester, abusive, or a cunt she’s still your mom, so give her some love but not THAT kid of love…and here are my stepLINKS for when you’re not doing mom stuff….Enjoy….

Add Me To Facebook For Mother’s Day…I Don’t Breast Feed But I am Willing to Try
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Rachel Uchitel is a Whore in Whores Clothing
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Gramma Don’t Take No Shit
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Because You Deserve Some Slut Action After a Hard Week
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A Flexible Redhead to Round Your Day Off Nice – VIDEO
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Verticle Jump Fail
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Montage => GET OF OUR OF THERE! – VIDEO
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The Top 20 Most Embarrassing Athlete Photos
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Rosario Dawson’s Awesome Ass – Throwback
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I Wanna Bang Prince Harry’s Girlfriend
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Veronica in the Bedroom
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Whore in training of the Day
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Sausage in the Butthole (Like a REAL Sausage) – VIDEO
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Aline Nakashima
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And Now, The Best Cover of We Will Rock You EVER – VIDEO
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Jiggle Tits in Slow Mo – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over This Body
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I’d Like to Set Mariah Carey and Her Dress on Fire
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Tila Tequila And Her Stupid Tits
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Denise and Mandy Get It On 69 Style- VIDEO
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Taylor Swift Hotness
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Some ScarJo, Just Cause
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Guess What The Dumbass Docs & Nurses Were Doing In The Baby ICU?
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I Wanna Do All Sorts of Dirty Things To Alison Brie
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Japanese Babe on the Fucking Machine
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Luli Fernandez For Umbro World Champions Collection – VIDEO
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Christina Aguilera Hotness
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In Bed With Faith
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Candice Swanepoel Unleashes Her Uber Sexy Bikini Curves
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Fat Dad Versus Skate Board
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And More of The Truth About Kendra Wilkinson
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Naked Cheerleader – VIDEO
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As The World Turns, It Gets Gayer and Gayer
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Microsoft Office Alarm Prank – VIDEO
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Selfshot Motherload
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Holly Madison Hosts Some Sluts Birthday
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Silvia
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Malin Akerman – Killer Puffy Nips
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SOME PVC Pussy I Want to Cum All Over
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Follow Me You Useless Fuck
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS That’s Not Really a Bonus –

Go Through 171 Pictures of Kim Kardashian Challenge
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