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2010

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Valentine’s Day huh? So how many of you are going to kill yourselves because you’re tired of being alone and this special day really drives that point home. How many of you are going to spend your money trying to impress a bitch who no matter what you do won’t be impressed because she has to deal with the fact that she’s stuck with you on Valentines Day? How many of you are anticipating getting rejected after asking the girl you really like to spend the day with you?

If you’ve got a brain, you’ll go out drinking all fucking weekend and find yourself the single drunkest chick in the bar because you know she’s getting drunk to medicate for being alone, and will take whatever comes her way to not be alone.

I can’t drive this point home more than I do year after year, but if you never get laid, or pick up in bars, your destiny is about to fucking change, seriously, desperate miserable girls are hurting so bad they will fuck you….seriously….

While you’re polishing your dancing shoes, or whatever you kids do these days, feel free to check my stepLINKS, since they are my Valentine’s Day gift to you……

Remember How Snookie Was All “There’s No Nudes Of Me” and I Was All “Yeah Right, Dumb Slut”? Well She Was Lying and My Statement is Still True and we like Dumb Sluts No Matter How Fat They Is.
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Coco and Her Ass Support Haiti and You Should Too
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15 Hottest Magazine Covergirls of the Decade
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Bachelorettes
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Because You Should Give You Hand and Wrist a Break
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Tamara Ecclestone is a Welfare Version os Megan Fox, Which is Pretyu Bad, Cause As Far As I Know, Megan Fox Has Pure Welfare White Trash In Her Blood
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Mascot Attack – VIDEO
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Alicia Keys Panty Upskirt
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Lauren Conrad Can Barely String a Sentence Together Without Saying ‘Like’ 20 Times. Here She is Looking Fuckable at the Book Signing For the Book She Didn’t Write
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Pam Anderson Gets More Pathetic By the Day and I Love It
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Hahahaha and More Shit You Can Buy From an Infomercial
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Francia Raisa is a Hottest, Less Desperate Kim Kardashian
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 25 Hottest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Models
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Now That’s How You Win a Marathon
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Melissa Lauren Will Rock Your World
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Jon Gosselin’s Ex, Hailey Glassman, is a Dirty Slut
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Ice T is Fucking Hilarious – VIDEO
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Rhian Sugden is Topless
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Molly and Jana Get It On
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Selita Ebanks Throwback
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Check Out the Rack on Lauren
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And More Bar Refaeli
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I Don’t Care About Rihanna’s Music, But She’s Lookin’ Damn Good in This Photoshoot
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Dani is a Real Piece of Art
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Steve Nash is the Most Ridiculous Man in the World – VIDEO
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I Love Me a Brunette
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Khloe Kardashian Wants to Film Herself Masturbating
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Now THAT’S a Taco
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Madonna Will Make You Puke in 3…2…1
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Praying Mantis Vs. Computer
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Zulfija, Nadia or Dorothy? Take Your Pick
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Lady Gaga is Disgusting and Looks 100 Years Old
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Well Hey There Jodie
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2010

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Making fun of gay fashion designers who kill themselves is not fun on twitter cuz everyone acts like they know the motherfucker and like suicide is a big fucking deal. Maybe I’m desensitized, but I think it’s got more to do with caring about the queer as much as he cared about me, which is not at all.

Sitting on Facebook waiting for girls to send me nude or even semi erotic pics is a waste of fucking time. The only people who creep on me are dudes and it’s never sexual and that defeats the whole point of me even starting up on this shit again. I’d even be happy getting nudes from girls who shouldn’t have the right to get naked.

That said, internet bores me, we should go backpacking in Europe like college kids but before we do – here are my stepLINKS….

Hailey Glassman In Some Really Gutter Erotic Magazine Cover
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Seriously, Lindsay Lohan is Completely Retarded
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40 MORE Sexy Musicians That Don’t Suck
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A Video Guide To Successful Seduction
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Find Hoes Here
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Kaley Cuoco Does Maxim
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Gossip Girl Michelle Trachtenberg’s Hot New Photos
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Stephen Colbert: Sarah Palin Is A Fucking Retard
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rihanna Ridiculousness But At Least This Time She is See Through
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Kelly Bensimon From Real Housewives In Playboy
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Yeah I’d Bang Emily Blunt
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Nicest. Tits. Ever.
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Geriatric Actress Trying to be Young Photo Op in 3…2…1
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The 10 Hottest MILFS in Sports
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Look cool While Driving a Ford
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Rihanna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Ahhhhhhh Nipple Slips
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Jimmy Kimmel Makes Fun of Little Wayne
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Eliza Dushku And Her Lovely Pokies
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She’s a Desktop Dream
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Lily and Page Get It On
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Doutzen Kroes is Looking Buxom and Old Hollywood Slut-ish and I Like It
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Joanna Krupa Is In Spandex
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Miranda Cosgrove is the New Face of Neutrogena and I’d Like Her to Sit On My Face
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jessica White is Fucking Hot and Talking About Something But All I Care About Are Her Bikini Shots
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Megan Fox For Armani is Pretty Much Soft Core Porn
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Blondie Rubs One Out
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Howard Stern Pranks CNN
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Emily Blunt is Pretty Cute and I Like Her
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Madonna Will Make You Puke in 3…2…1
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And More Brooklyn Decker
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Jessica Biel is A Terrible Fucking Actress and Here is Proof
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Homo Horse – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Jodie Marsh is a Nurse – THROWBACK
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Oh Zuzana!!!
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Man Dennis Hopper Must Really Hate His Fucking Wife, Cause I’ve Never Heard of Someone Being So Ruthless On their Death Bed
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Hahahaha Everybody Hates John Mayer
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This Post Has Been Brought To You By the Inspiration this Amputee Prostitute I mean Cheerleader gives us….

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2010

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Some bitches suck, other’s bite and some just lay there and do nothing because you’ve drugged them and that’s why you are having your way with them…I like to think of my stepLINKS as if they were my sex slave that does a little bit of all those things…and in the end you’re going to cum regardless of whether they are there or not….but that could just be a sign of me spending too much time on the computer and that’s why I need to get off the couch and stare at girls on the bus during rush hour, so stepLINKS are early today.

Heidi Montag Will Show Her Nipples in 3…2…1
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I See Katie Price’s Daughter is Turning into a Fine Little Whore Just Like Mommy
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15 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Photoshop Disasters
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This Bitch Is Hot And I’d Love TO RIp Her Ripped Leggings a Lot More….
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Know Rhian Sugden? Neither Do I, But She’s Dressed Like a Whore and Seems Pretty Awesome
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The Internet is a Cruel, Cruel Place for Muppets – VIDEO
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Because It’s Probably Still Going to Be a Few Years Before You Lose Your Virginity
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Isabel Lucas Panty Upskirt
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The T-Shirt War – VIDEO
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Who Knew Jessica Simpson Was So Good in the Sac
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Mmmmmmmm Emily Blunt
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Beauty With a Nice Ass Posing
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Miranda Kerr is Just…WOW
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The Cheerleaders of Super Bowl XLIV
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How to Kill Your Entire Family on a Motorcycle – VIDEO
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Random Photos Pass the Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mission Impossible IV: The Hunt For Tommy Girl’s Sanity
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I Wish I Could Shoot Diddy in the Face – VIDEO
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Genevieve Morton’s Sloppy Clevage
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Jana Cova – VIDEO
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Donna Bell and Her Pink Dildo
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Bar Rafaeli Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Hot 19 Year Old Model Will Do Nicely
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I Don’t Give a Shit What Carmine Ortega is Talking About, Check Out the Size Of Her Rack
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Jennifer Garner Brought a Dolphin to Orgasm
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Cumming on the Fucking Machines
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Hahahahah Fuck You Tom Cruise – VIDEO
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Hilary Duff is Dumpy and I Hate Her
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Briana Barela Will Make Your Day Better
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How To Improve the Winter Olympics
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No Here’s a Way to Get Knocked the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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I Admit It. I Love Watching Jersey Shore, Even If It Means Going Down to Catch It At Future Shop Because I Don’t Have a TV
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Rock Star Sluts Have an Awesome 4 Way
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Candice Swanepoel Forgot to Wear a Bra
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This Post Has Been Brought To You By Gary Coleman Never Gettin’ Nude Promise…..

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2010

09

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I love watching my number of twitter followers slowly drop down more and more each day, leading me to believe I am really not that interesting or that good at Twitter to begin with, partially because it is a stupid concept, but also because I don’t have a very interesting life, that said I prefer getting drunk, staring at strippers, talking to dumb college chicks, and hanging out in dog parks with my dog while pretending I’m a professor who travels the world, instead of a poor drunk I am, cuz it seems to get more people to talk to you, no matter how bad I smell, because everyone knows professors are as crazy, drunk and perverted as homeless people, but more socially acceptable…it hasn’t got me laid yet, but it will. Not that you care. Jerk.

Here are my stepLINKS….


JWOww From Jersey Shore Understands Television Alright.
GO BIG OR GO HOME
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Jennifer Aniston’s Private 41st Birthday Party….As Documented By Access Hollywood – VIDEO
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The 14 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgerys
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Diddy’s Girlfriend, Cassie Looking Super Hott
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Because At Least Having a Hot Slut on Web Came Means You’re Not Totally Alone
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Jessica Biel Looks Like a Used Maxi Pad
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The 20 Worst Wedding Fails Ever
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Mischa Barton Pokies Throwback, Before She Became Disgusting
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Kevin Federlin is Fatter Than I Am
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Mirror Scare – Awesome Horror Movie Compilation – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Needs to Put a Fuckin Bag On Her Head, But Yeah I’d Still Fuck Her
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Squirt Bong Anyone? – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who is Dayana Mendoza and Why Isn’t she Sitting on My Face
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Untouched Madonna Photos Make Me Want to Puke
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Walking, Talking Moobs – VIDEO
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Well Hello There Tori Lane
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Little Wayne Isn’t Going to Jail Just Yet – VIDEO
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Noah Cyrus is a Trailer Trash Slut. Sorry But It’s True. Where the Fuck Are This Kids Parent? Seriously
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Mmmmmm Layla is Tasty
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April O?eal Is Seriously Hot
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Illinois Woman Sentenced For Kidnapping, Beating And Burning Pregnant Disabled Woman
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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“I know, Jesus never had a venereal disease or went down on a guy in a bathroom stall. Although I could be wrong about that. I?e never actually read the Bible”
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Hey There Nikita
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Abigail Clancy Has Her Body Painted
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Julia Roberts is Fully Bangable
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Anna Lynne McCord’s Tits Are Weird, But Tits are Tits So Here They Are Anyways
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Idol Contestant Stage Fall Fail – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Mila Kunis Personal Pictures
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Web Came Slut Rides Her Toy
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Veronika is Ready for the Beach
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Joe Rogan Wants Everyone To Stare At His Hog – VIDEO
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2010

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone found my number this weekend and wrote me a text message saying “I wanna fuck you”. I have no idea who the person is, but can only assume it’s a 45 year old man in women’s panties, or a fat chick. But I couldn’t let that opportunity go to waste, even if I knew it was a prank, so I’ve been texting the motherfucker back, demanding genital pics at all hours of the night, and I was even gonna post the number here for you all to get in on the fun, until I drove the person nuts enough to confess that they were playing a joke on me thanks to my fucking neighbor and all my fun and excitement of who the mystery person coulda been, like college girls in their panties having a pillow fight, or the loneley awkward girl I see working the pharmacy I go to who I know doesn’t think she is too good for me, flew out the fucking window, leaving me alone, and cold, but that’s just cuz my wife is at the Doctor, hoping to be diagnosed with an illness and my electricity has been out all fucking day….

Here’s Beyonce Falling Off Stage to Make Your Day a Better One….

And Here are my stepLINKS….


Anna Torv Leaves a Little to the Imagination in These Topless Shots, But She’s Still Hot as Hell
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Betty White is Fucking Amazing – VIDEO
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Seriously, WTF is Up With These Idiots and Body Modification? – GALLERY
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Hot Pics Of Elle Macpherson
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Because If Your Monday Was As Hellish As Mine Was, Pulling One Out Will Ease the Pain
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Marisa Miller’s Ass Crack is Lookin’ Good
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Huge Boobs – A Documentary – VIDEO
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Man….Carrie Underwood? I Don’t Know…
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101 Topless Celebs
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Chinese News Explains Andy Dick’s Arrest Through Cheap CGI and It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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The Puppy Bowl Looked Way More Interesting Than the Superbowl – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Athlete Slut Photo Shoots of All Time
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Naked Amateur Cheerleader Masturbating – VIDEO
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Brooklyn Decker is Hot
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A Rod Continues to Stick His Penis is Anybody Blonde and in Hollywood
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Melissa Giraldo Photo Collection
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Let’s Hear It For Carol
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Awhhh Poor Little Wayne Can’t Take His iPod to Jail With Him!!
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Check Out Keri Hilson’s Incredible Ass Crack
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tiffany and Her Fun With a Lesbo – VIDEO
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And a Little More Olivia Munn
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Sarah Palin is Most Probably Retarded
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And More Brooklyn Decker
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How Awesome Would It Be If These Stories About Sam Ronson Beating Up Lindsay Lohan Are True
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Check Out the Rack on Caroline
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Megan Fox is in the Bath for Motorola – VIDEO
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Eve Angel is Stripping Down
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I Want Some of Shellie Sara
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What Her Valentine’s Day Gift Really Says
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Wheelie Fail – VIDEO
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Here’s the Dorito’s Super Bowl Commercial
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is Officially Fucked
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Brandy and Sarah Play Beer Pong
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2010

05

Feb

stepLINKS and the Snooki Sex Tape of the Day

When I don’t drink I get, or when I am not drunk I get serious panic attacks like some kind of girl. So bad that I can’t get off the pile of newspapers I call my bed. I am not convinced that they aren’t minor heart attacks because killing me would mean putting me out of my misery, and no one wants that….so it was nice to hear that Amanda Seyfried also suffers from panic attacks. It’s like there’s comfort in knowing I am not alone in this….I am bullshitting but speaking of panic a mental illness, Here’s the rumored Snooki Sex Tape that is obviously bullshit….

And here is a local girl with a dream of being the best ass according to American Apparel….


Vote For Her Hot Ass Cuz She Will Let Me Tickle It With My Tongue and by Tongue I Mean Penis When She Wins…..
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And here are my stepLINKS….

Hasselbeck has The Single Greatest Ass I’ve Seen on a Mom of Three, Seriously this Gave me a Fucking Boner When I Saw it on my Neighbor’s TV…as for that pig Sheri who blocked me on twitter…Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Everybody Hates Snooki, Including Chicken Wing Loving City of Philadephia
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15 Questions Lost Needs to Answer or People Are Going to Flip the Fuck Out
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Because You’re to Lazy to Go Out And Socialize With Real Chicks and So Am I
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Anne Denis Will Make You Fall In Love…With Her Clevage
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If Wes Anderson Made Spiderman – VIDEO
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And More From the Celebritie Slut Trainwreck 100
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kelly Brooke and Her Panty Upskirt
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Rihanna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Why I Hate Gwenyth Paltrow of the Day
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Slut Has Fun After School – VIDEO
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Hey Kate Moss, What’s That All Over Your Crotch?
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Okay Well the Youth of South Africa Are Officiall Fucked Up – VIDEO
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Mmmmmm Gotta Love Selfshots
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Who Doesn’t Love Some Angry Grammas That Are Pro Abortion? – VIDEO
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Kanye West is Literally Going Insane Before Out Very Eyes ad It’s Amazing
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A Friday Game of Who’d You Rather
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Electra, Sammi and Nikki Get It On
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A Kristen Cavalarri Throwback That Reminded Me of How Bangable She Used to Be
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How is Alyssa Milano Still This Hot After All These Years? Damn
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Frozen Pretty Much Looks Like the Shittiest Movie Ever Made and I Can’t Wait to See It – VIDEO
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In Turkey, It’s Apparently Perfectly Acceptable to Bury Your Daughter For Talking To Boys
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Snooki X French Band Phonix = Most Awkward Interview Ever – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Group Lesbos! Awww Yeaah!
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Olivia Munn is Lookin Hot – VIDEO
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Beyonce is Selling Some Thing or Another But I Am Distracted By Her Breasts
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Cameron Diaz in a Bikini
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Nice Tits Should Be SHown Off Accordingly
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All Together Now: WE HATE YOU PARIS HILTON
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Alex Trebek is a Fucking Asshole – VIDEO
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Nicole Richie is Lookin Good These Days, I Kinda Miss Her Pregnant Tits Tho
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Sexy Blonde Goes Solo – VIDEO
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Taylor Swift’s Hottest Pics
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2010

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I went into the McDonald’s a frequent and the guy who normally gives me free shit, cracked the fuck down on me, he told me the free ride was over and he was gonna lose his job. I told him he’s a little pussy cuz only pussies take their deadend loser jobs seriously….then I realized that the reality is these McDonald’s workers aren’t actually kids trying to learn responsibility, or immigrants trying to live the American dream, or even old people forced to retire lookin to make money to pay for the cat food they eat, but in reality it’s just a bunch of psycho’s who smile when they serve you because they know they are slowly killing you.

That’s why they are happy when they work and come across like everything’s a fucing day camp, cuz in being disgruntled at least they know they are contributing to your death with every order you make, whereas other disgruntled employees at other jobs can just spit in your shit, or bottle it up and drink heavy….

Not that it matters…..what does matters….

Please Do This Survey For The Girl I’m Trying to Bang/Watch Masturbate on Cam’s Homework Assignment…No One Bothered Helping Me Yesterday…and She’s Already Stopped Describing Her Pussy To Me…Come on People…I love helpin girls with their homework…..and you Should Too…
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Here are my stepLINKS…..


Check Out These Hot Fucking Tits
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Here is the Proof, Once and For All, That Tila Tequila is Batshit Fucking Crazy
(Must Must Read)
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Some Asian Bitch is Doing All She Can To Look Like Jessica Alba and It’s Kinda Gross
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The 15 Greatest Celebrity Arrests, Rants and Mugshots
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Because If Your Day Was as Insane As My Was, you’re Gonna Need a Bit of a Release
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A Sexy Throwback Photoshoot Of Beyonce From 2003
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Kelly Brooke Doing the Splits is Giving Me All Sorts of Ideas
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Patrick Stewart From Star Trek is Amazing, I Don’t Care What He is Talking About
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I Dunno Who Erin Wasson is But She is Topless and Lookin Fine
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Kate Hudson is So Desperate But Yeah I’d Still Fuck Her
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Is The Music Industry Seriously in This Bad of Shape? – VIDEO
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You Can’t Blame a (Homo) Slut For Trying!
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Hot Teen Stretches Her Ass With a Dildo
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Oh Well Here’s a Fucking Surprise and By a Surprise I Mean Not a Surprise. At All
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Bikini Snow Angels….Nicceeee – VIDEO
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Three Cheers For Carol!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Raekwon From Wu Tang Clan is Fucking Amazing – VIDEO
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Casey Johnson Died of Natural Causes…Yeahh….Riiiight
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kylee Reese is Sexy
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Jessie James is Lookin’ Fully Bangable
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Serious Assage – A Gallery
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Beyone is Way More Cute When She Talks Versus Flinging Her 8000$ Weave Around On Stage, Even If I Think the Product She is Hawking is a Piece of Shit
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Chelsea Handler is Amazing and I Love Her – VIDEOS
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dancing With the Stars Just Got a Whole Lot More Diseased
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Michelle Moore Is Easy on the Eyes
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Aurelia Gliwski- Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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I Wanna Be All Over Jenna Dewan
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Mel Gibson Will Rip Off Your Head and Shit Down Your Throat
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Kate Moss is a Mess and I Love It
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When Did Julia Roberts Get SO Catty and Fun?!
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And That’s Why You Don’t Make a Nerd Mad – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Sarah Mutch is Topless
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A Little Bit of Jamie Will Make a Bad Day Better
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Oh Come On, You Know You Like a Little Peen Now and Again!
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Physicists See Michael Jackson’s Face
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BONUS – HELP A GIRL WITH HER HOMEWORK – DO THIS SURVEY
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2010

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It turns out shittier things that my stepLINKS do happen, I know sometimes it is pretty hard to fucking believe….

I spent the last hour watching a young college girls ass from various angles in a pair of leggings with Ugg boots, and I realized I really missed out those college years, firstly by not going to college, but also because girls didn’t dress this hot in the late 80s.

Maybe I should go back.

It will be the premise of a shitty straight to DVD movie and if we’re lucky Paulie Shore will play me….Buuuudddy

I told a girl I am trying to bang, or at least watch masturbate on cam that I’d post this survey up for her. It’s about leather. It’s nothing sexual So, don’t bother doing it unless you’re serious, cuz it will make me look bad…and I do a good enough job doing that for myself
Click here to Do Me a Solid and Take Survey

What the fuck is wrong with me?? I really don’t know…here are my stepLINKS…

So That’s How Coco Does Her Make Up. Why I Expected Anything Else is Unknown
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Lindsay Lohan is a Hoarder
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Models, Then and Now
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Because What the Fuck Else Do You Plan to Do With Yourself Tonight
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Isabel Lucas is Wearing a Stupid Dress, But At Least She’s Cute
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A Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario Reunite
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The 5 Most Awesome Hits to the Crotch – VIDEO
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The Best Part of Monopoly Was BEing The Banker and Cheating, WTF?
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Doutzen Kroes in a See Through Bra And Nipples
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Madonna is Losing Her Mind and Will Do Anything to Not Come to Grips With That Fact That Shes a Geriatric
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I Want and iPad and I Want Some Nachos – VIDEO
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Forget the Team Itself, It’s All About Which Team Has The Hottest Babes As Fans
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Striptease of the Day
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Lil Wayne Has Got the Tattoo Part of Jail Pretty Much Covered
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Another Classic From Your Childhood Bites the Dust. Fuck You Hollywood
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Miranda Kerr’s Legs Are Tasty
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April Scott Is Lookin Hot
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Man Vanessa Hudgens is a Babe
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Tiger Woods’ Wife is Officially a Moron
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Ughhhh Pam Anderson Just Keeps Getting Gross
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Amber Rose Photoshoot Video
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Natalie Strips Down
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Hahahaha Chick Passes Out and Smashes Her Face
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Anal Fisting – VIDEO
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Blonde Strips Down and Enjoys the Great Outdoors
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Mel Gibson Just Wants Everyone to Forget How Much He Hates Jews
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Some Vintage Ex Girlfriend Shots, and When I Say Vintage I Mean Vintage
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Hahahahahha Fuck You Pete Wentz
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Katia Ivanova is Nude and Worth Taking a Look At
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Now This is a Gang Bang
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Mmmmmm Brianna…Tasty
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Taylor Momsen is a Little Whore in Whores Clothing
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so That’s What a Cervix Looks Like
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I Like Babes in the Shower
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Nikki Benz and Her Massive Tits
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Is John Edwards a Wife Beater?
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Who Doesn’t Love a Couple of Chicks Making Out
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Best or Worst Name Ever, You Decide
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5 Comic Books That SHould Never Be Made Into Movies
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Christina Hendricks and Her Giant Tits
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The Hottest Pictures of 2010 Olympic Snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler…
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/337649-2010-winter-olympics-the-hottest-gretchen-bleiler-pics-on-the-internet

BONUS – Follow This Now
http://twitter.com/theadlines

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2010

02

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

In 2004 – when I started this site – I wrote this . The whole point of doing a site was to get sluts to submit nude pictures. Well last night it happened, and now I feel like I’ve accomplished what I set out for, so I’m not sure there’s really a point to go on. I am going to get drunk but I’m not going to molest you, instead I am going to give you links while I ponder my options…

Before you check my links I want you to check out this list


The 100 Hottest Sports Illustrated Models Of All Time
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Now check out my stepLINKS….

Britney Spears is a Fucking Wreck – But Her Nipples are Hard….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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40 Celebrities That Need to Get Naked in a Movie NOW
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Because You Already Know That Touching Yourself is Easier Then Getting Someone Else to Touch You
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Holy Fuck What I Would Give to Be All Over Sara Harding and Her Black Bathing Suit
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I Hope People Keep Making Fun of the iPad Forever
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The 20 Worst Boob Jobs Ever
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If You Weren’t Completly disgusted by Lady Gaga Already, Here’s Her Nipple to Help You Along the Way
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Canned Tuna in Japan is Pretty Fucking Exciting, I’m Talking Star Wars Exciting – VIDEO
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So There’s Nudes Floating Around of Snooki
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I Don’t Care If She Looks As Skinny as the Kids She Adopts From Third World Countries, I’d Still Bang Angelina Jolie. Oh Brad Pitt is Kinda Funny too.
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5 Days You Probably Never Want to Relive
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Stripfilm of the Day
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A Bunch of Fucking Assholes Are Re-recording We Are the World and Here’s a Clip of It
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You Saw Sarah Hardings Bathing Suit Now Here Are Her Panties
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I’m All For Abortion But This Has Got to Be the Most Fucked Up Reality Show Ever
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Here’s the Oscar Nominations, for those Who Care
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Awhhh, Baby Jesus Went Back to His Manger!
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Simon Monjack is Such a Scam Artist It’s Crazy
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You Know victoria Beckham is Actually Kind of Hot When She’s Not Wearing All Sorts of High Fashion Bullshit
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Victoria Secret Swimsuit Catalog – VIDEO
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Okay Seriously, If Your Wife/Girlfriend/Mom Buys a Pair of These, Shoot Her in the Fucking Head
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Jana Rips Her Shirt Off
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How About a Fat Ninja
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Hey Blondie Nice Titties
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Elizabeth and The Fucking Machines
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Oldest Prank in the Books, But Still Amazing
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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The 90’s Were Amazing – VIDEO
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Hey Charlize Theron is Single and I Wanna Bang Her
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India Reynolds in Nude
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Elena’s Boobs Are Big
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Ahhhhh Gisele!!!!!
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Abigail Clancy Is Worth Taking a Look At
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Brooke Ain’t Half Bad Either
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Sara Plays Around in Her Bedroom
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Showering with Valentina
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Miranda Kerr’s Legs Are Out and About
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Parents Lock Daughter In The Closet For A Year For Raiding The Fridge
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Lingerie in Public
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Lindsay Lohan is One Demanding Prostitute
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Camilla Alves is Fucking Hot Even Though She Just Pushed a Baby Out
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Lucy Pinder Shows Off her White Panties Even Though She’s Not So Pure….
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2010

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I realize earlier today that I am a fucking loser. I am just as bad as the guys I make fun of who can’t get laid, hold down a job or shower. The same people who read this fucking site despite me constantly disinviting them to the party, because when Tila Tequila, the drug addict and resident insane person on twitter deleted her profile, I smiled to myself….and that depressed me…not only shoiuld I not know who Tila Tequila is but I shouldn’t even know what twitter is and the fact that I’ve had a fight with on twitter just a few months ago puts me in a whole new category of loser, but that said, I’m happy to see the bitch losing her shit. We can only hope suicide is the next stop for her….and since this post isn’t about Tila but about me, I’ve spent the day watching “Golden Palace” and it has been life changing….to think this shit was cancelled is a fucking crime worse than canceling Conan….the networks just don’t get what the people want….yes….I should be out of the house drinking but I am broke, it is cold and I can’t leave Blanche Deveroux’s sexy talk….

That said, I made friends with a racist today. I think I’ve peaked. Here are my stepLINKS….

Her Name is Nadeea and She Wears Amazing Revealing Outfits
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Rhianna is Done. Chris Brown Beat Her Up Cuz He Knew She Was Nothing But Shit. Here she is Proving it.
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More Christina Hendricks Stupid Tits
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American Gals Love Creeps – VIDEO
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Some UK Singer Named Louise Redknapp Has a See Through Dress
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You’re Own Personal Slut Search, It’s Like Star Search With Less Singing and You’re Ed McMahon
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The 10 Hottest Women Born In February
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I Knew I Heard Gays Squealing Last Night In the Midst of a Drunken Stupor
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Life Lessons With Mr T – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Shouldn’t Use a Trendmill If You’re Fat and Drunk – VIDEO
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Vanity Fair is Racist!
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I Want Some Monica Bellucci
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Stripfilm of the Day
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since I Was Told They Bleeped Out Half of What Lil Wayne Sang Last Night, Here’s the Uncut Version
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Britney Speats Let’s It All Hang Out
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Lady Gaga’s Crotch is Downright Terrifying
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This Russian Slut Was the Star of the Grammys If You Ask Me
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Pink May Have a Sparkle Bush But She Still Looks Like a Man
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Tila Tequila Bascially Went Insane on Her Twitter Yesterday and It Was Amazing
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Snooki is Such a Little Fat Blob And This Purple Dress Makes Her Look Like Grimace From Mcdonalds
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Why The Fuck I Don’t Move Somewhere Warm and Learn to Surf is Beyond Me
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Lily the vixen Strips Down
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I Love the Razzies
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Man, Woman? I Dunno You Tell Me – VIDEO
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She’s an Anal Squirter
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Carol is Masterbating Alone
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Thousands of Cucumbers Are Abused Everyday
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Now That’s Hunting!
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Seriously WTF is Up With Hayden Panty Airs Dating These Fucking Old Men
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Roseario Dawson Nipslip Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love a Teen Model
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Mmmmmm Keri Hilson
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Mandy Takes Off HEr Tight Blue Jeans
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Victoria Shows Off
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Shawna Lenee Sends Purple Haze Through Your Brain
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See Pink’s Sparkly Vagina in Motion
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Hey There Gemma
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Accidental Time Capsule
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Some More Sluts At the Grammys
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