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2010

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

This is the best joke I’ve heard all day:

this guy walks into a bar.. sits next to another guy. Some good conversation and a couple drinks later the guy says “I could fuck any girl in here”

the other guy says, “thats pretty ambitious, what makes you think that?”

The guy says “because I’m a rapist.”

I didn’t write that – I’m not good enough to write jokes – the closest thing I got to writing a joke was this:

So hungry I could eat a homeless womans pussy in hopes it had bugs in it like I was on survivor-unfortunately i’d do that if I wasn’t hungry

Only I wasn’t joking at all…I guess I’m a hack….and here are my stepLINKS….to drive that fact home…Enjoy….

4 Porn Stars Who Should Be In The Jersey Shore Porno
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Kim and Khloe Kardashian Are Pretending to Be Skinny and the Only Person They Are Fooling Is Themselves
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Katharine McPhee’s Cleavage Does Conan
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Here’s a Wedding That’s Going to Be a Fucking Mess
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Rory McDonald is 20 years old, Has a 9-0 record and is making his UFC debut. What Have You Done Lately?
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Snoop Dogg Does Soap Operas – This is Too Funny….
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Lohan’s Twitter Bikini Pic for Attention…
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Whores Are As Whores Do
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The PWNed Support Group – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson Nip Slip, Obviously On Drugs
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Yeah I Totally Wanna Bang Hermoine From Haryy Potter
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I Can’t Get Enough of This Greenscreen Grandmas Video, So Here It Is Again
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This May Make You Question Your Sexuality…And Mine
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Some Celebrity New Years Party Pictures
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Stripfilme of the day
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THERE *IS* A TIGER WOODS SEX TAPE
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The Funny Thing Is, Under All That Make Up, Christina Aguilera is Actually Pretty Hot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sharon Stone Doesn’t Look Absolutly Disgusting For Once
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I’ve Been Wondering Where Phoebe Price Was – VIDEO
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Leighton Meester is Fucking AWful
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Can You Do Parkour While Jugging? He Can
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Upskirt On Argentinian TV
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Snowmobile Fail – VIDEO
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Blonde Hottie Oils Up Her Titties and Pussy
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Horny Slut Likes to Masterbate
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Now THIS is a Condom Commercial
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Itty Bitty Titties Are Lovely
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Brooke Mueller Was Boozing While She Was Pregnant
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Don’t Know Who Danielle Bux Is But She’s Wearing a Swimsuit, So Whatever
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Gotta Love a Lesbian Threesome
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Gotta Love a Lesbian 3some
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Bar Refaeli Sponsors Another “DAMN YOU, LEONARDO DICAPRIO!” Post
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Anne is Sporty…And Naked
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Deny and Iris Have a Special Friendship
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And More Racism From KFC
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Snoopdogd is Fucking Amazing
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Not Only Does Little Bow Wow Drink and Drive He Tweets While Doing It Too. Genius
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Why Are Babes From Sweden So Hot?
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Girl Putting Lotion on Her Tits….Hot Video……
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Pam Anderson’s Nipple Slip
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick and Her Tit Pics
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2010

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It seems like just yesterday that Tila Tequila was pissing me off on Twitter. Where she turned her “Tila Army” on me and for 15 minutes trash flooded my inbox and then they moved onto their next Tila war. Tila is crazy. Seriously crazy. She’s lost her fucking mind and that’s why she’s on Twitter going off all the fucking time and wasting her abundance of free time now that people realize Myspace celebrity is not as marketable as they thought it was calling me names, I told her she should kill herself to stay relevant cuz her undeserved star was fading fast….I think only a handful of people even bothered watching her naked webcam show, which is when you know it is done, but instead she got engaged to an heir to Johnson & Johnson named Casey Johnson, who was found dead tonight, giving Tila another go at getting attention she doesn’t deserve, until people stop caring about Casey Johnson, because they never did, when she shoulda just taken my advice and killed herself instead of driving her “Fiance” to it. Rodents on society like Tila Tequila deserve to be exterminated….

And Now Some Tila Tequila Inconsitant Tweets Asking For Privacy Yet Writing Bullshit like “We Will Marry In Heaven”…Crazy fucking cunt…She also says she got word Casey Johnson was in a Coma, pretty accurate considering she’s been dead since Dec 29 and Tila had no idea, they were not engaged there is no way. It was a joke, a joke we hope puts TILA over the edge..

Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family

This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I’m heart is shredded

I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!

I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking tim

R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey

I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!
about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter

I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!

RIP Motherfucker – Casey Johnson – I would have killed myself if I was stuck with Tila Tequila too…. I made you a tribute video….you were too young to go and now you are in heaven where Tila can’t come and ruin you anymore….crazy rich kids and their crazy lives…what a waste…. and here are the stepLINKS….also a waste…


Kelly Ripa and Her Penis Belly Button
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A Tequilabot is the Type of Robot I Can Get Down With
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Some Italian Model’s Hot Ass in a Bikini
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The Hottest Girls Born In January
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Start the New Year By Getting Off Right
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ZORDON IS A RACIST!
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Some Handicapped Cartoon Characters Nobody Loved
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What I Want to Know it Who is the Hot Piece Hanging Out With The Cunt Who Runs Vogue
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5 New Years Resolutions You Won’t Keep
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John C. Reilly’s  Dr. Steve Brule is Fucking Amazing
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Body
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If Tiger Woods Doesn’t Want to Fuck Elin Nordegren I Sure As Hell Will
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Lady Gaga’s vagina welcomes the New Year
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Gwen Stefani Bikini Pics
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Kristen Bell is Turning Into a Lesbian in 3…2…1…
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Keri Hilson is Such a Babe
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Who Ate LeBron’s Shoe? – VIDEO
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Nude, Bouncy Soccer – VIDEO
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Apparently Kate Hudson Wasn’t Man Enough for A-Rod
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TV Host Live Boob Enhancement
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Brunette is Ready for Anal Sex
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Sophia Rossi is in Purple
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rodeo Fail – VIDEO
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Dream Garage Anyone
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Ughh God Pam Anderson is So Gross
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Sophie Anderton is Topless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dominika Does It in Bed
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Meet Monica
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Alessandra Ambrosio: Outtakes From Homme Vogue Shoot
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Talia is My Kind of Gal
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Lolly Has a Potty Mouth – VIDEO
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Jenya’s Got Talent
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Warren Beatty Was Gettin’ Ass All Over
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Blow Superman, Blow – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian Overdose [168 Photos]
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Beef Curtains Anyone?
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1983 – The height of technology!
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Lady Gaga Thinks She’s Beetlejuice…of the Day
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Sienna Miller Scratching her Whore Ass
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2010

04

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I just got on the computer for the first time in what feels like forever and I’m not very happy about it. I was out drinking, ended up in the woods and then was found by some girl who lived in the woods who brought me in and fed me soup in her little tight shorts and I realized that the internet is really a piece of shit that steals your fucking soul and here are some stepLINKS I didn’t post from the other day while I find out what is going on because I was too busy having some fucking fun.

Molly Sims is in a Bikini
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Kathy Griffen Dropped the F-Bomb on CNN – VIDEO
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Menudo Will Cure Youre Hangover
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Because You Are Pathetic and Alone on New Years Day
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Lady GaGa’s Vagina Says ‘Adios, 2009!’
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Champagne Marksman – VIDEO
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Nic Cage as Everyone
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They Are Making A Movie About Ian Fleming Who Wrote the James Bond Novels and I Really Hope It’s Not a Complete Piece of Shit
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Some Best of 2009 Photos
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And More Facebook Fail
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Megan Fox is the Worst Actress of 2009
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Jennyifer Lopez is Fat in a Full Body Suit
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Adam Lambert is Grabbing Pam Anderson’s Tits
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Tiger Woods Top Ten Text Messages
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Tits On Italian Big Brother
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Salsa Dancer Tit Flop – VIDEO
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Every Good Whore Loves a Candle Lit Dinner – VIDEO
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Danielle and the Fucking Machines
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alice Goodwyn and Her Brand New Tits
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Random Photos to Waste Your New Years Day
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Top 10 Sex Scandals of 2009
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Beach Sluts From a Land Far Far Away
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Polly is Wearing Red Stockings
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2 Sluts, So Happy Together
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Hey There Gracie
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Wanda Welcomes the New Year
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Iga In Her Spare Time
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Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pics
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And That’s Why You Don’t Race a Power Boat in Dubai
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Wet Wet Orgasm
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2009

31

Dec

Happy New Year stepLINKS of the Day

I wasn’t going to do these because I am hard drinking to die before 2010 or at least start 2010 very fucking hungover but I figured you losers at home alone because you have no friends, your family hates you, you know the shit suicide is made of, so you’re welcome for making your life a little better …I guess that makes these the last stepLINKS of the year….Making it a very happy day for some of you….. Happy Fucking New Year. See you Next Year.

The Only Thing I Hate More Than Kim Kardashian is the Dumb Fucking Dress She is Wearing.
Seriously, What is This Bitch On?
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Actually, Kim Kardashian is Probably Smoking Whatever Flavor Flav Is
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Because It’s NYE and You Are Alone and It Would Ruin My New Year to Know You Killed Yourself
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This Slut Wants to Be Lindsay Lohans Body Double – VIDEO
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A Complaint to Mario Bros Plumbing Company – VIDEO
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Taxidriver’s Top Picks for 2009
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Nicole Richie is Lookin Good As a Brunette
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I Think Green Screen Grandma’s May be the Best Video Put on the Internet Ever
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Obviously Getting Punched in the Face on TV Didn’t Knock Any Sense Into This Snookie Bitch
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day – Groupshots
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I Don’t Know Who This Blonde, Naked Slut Is But I Want a Piece of Her Now
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Mary Kate Olsen is Lookin’ Strung Out
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Alright, Still Desperate and Alone
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is Ready to be Date Raped
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I Don’t Know Who Kate Upton Is But Here is a Gallery With Her Anyways
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Gloria Would Make All My Cares Melt Away
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4 Sluts Get Into a Brawl – VIDEO
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Jamee is Nude in a Dressing Room
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Bailey Rose Strips Down
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And the Top viral Videos of 2009 Are…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Brooke and Jessie Have Holiday Cheer
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Sophia Vergara is Good at Putting Things In Her Mouth
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Eva Mendes Topless Throwback
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Teen Red Head By the Pool
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Okay This Chick Just Made Me Cum in My Pants
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Mellissa Satra is an Italian Beach Babe
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Brianna Has One Hell of a Rack On Her
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Lenka is Busting Out Of Her Black Bra
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This dude Who Tried to Bum a Ride From the Cops to the Bar is My New Hero
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Rosie O’Donnell Has a New Lesbian Girlfriend
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And More From the Dramatic Chipmunk
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Shay Laren and Ashlynn Brooke Shower Together
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Kristina is a Hot Teen
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How to Make Your Kid a Homo
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Sharon Stone Needs to Fucking Check Herself
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2009

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Nothing interesting is going on today, people are all partying to close out the year and I think I should be doing the same fucking thing. Not to mention none of the fucking paparazzi are getting pictures of anything interesting because everyone is on vacation, except me, so I’m stuck with no choice but to go out drinking right now to pretend that I am on vacation and that is what I am going to do and before I do – I figure I’ll leave you with some stepLINKS….cuz other sites are doing better than me today…

Brooke Hogan Brought Her Cock Out in a Bikini and Hulk Got Hard….
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Sophie Howard and HEr Awesome Tits
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I Really Can’t Wait Till Tyra Banks Fades Into Oblivian and Hopefully Gets Fat Too
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Because Wednesday is the Longest and Hardest Day of the Week
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Some Kid Dances With Some Sluts
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2009: THE GAME
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Sarah Jessica Parker Windy Day Body
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Seriously I’d Like to Punch Ed Westwick in the Face
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Man the Fuck Up, Pussy
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May Your New Year Be As Exciting as an Exploding Firework Factory – VIDEO
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Now THIS is What I Call an Invention
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Denise Richards is Out for Blood
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Leighton Meester Looks Better When She’s Not Trying to Hard
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Does Mariah Carey Do Anything But Stand Around and Have Her Photo Taken And Get Whats His Name To Carry Stuff For HEr
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I Wish Holly Madison Would Disappear
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Now That’s How You Sell a Pair of Jeans – VIDEO
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Let’s Do a Little Detective Work
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Hotties at the Beach
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And That’s Why You Don’t Stand On Ice When You’re Fat – VIDEO
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Army Slut Fuck Fest
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Lilith Rides a Giant Dildo
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Fuck You Mac Users
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Kate Hudson is Turning into the Psycho Ex-Girlfriend
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Katherine McPhee is Pretty Much See Through
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love Amateurs
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Brianna Lee is Hot
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Bai Ling is Fucking Insane
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Inna and Elena Get It On
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Jelena Breaks Free…From Her Bra
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Jennifer is a Golden Girl
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If Taylor Momsen Doesn’t Want People to Think Shes Like Lindsay Lohan, Maybe She Should Stop Using Drugs
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Avatar: The Making of the Bootleg – VIDEO
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Britney is a Brunette Again
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I’m Turning Japanese I Think I’m Turning Japanese
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McDonalds Really Knows How to Sell Burgers
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Willow Will Give You a Lot of Reason’s To Like Her
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Mealanie Griffith is Lookin’ Rough
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Christina Aguilera is Shopping in Leggings
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2009

29

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Come on people, it is the holdays, get off the computer and get out there and fuck some crackwhores to close out the year with a bang, or HIV, or whatever comes first, seriously, most people are on the beach somewhere and for those of use too useless to afford trips, lets not make it worse for ourselves by sitting on a computer all night, let’s get out there and cum on bitches and if you’re too lazy for that, here are my stepLINKS…

Hot Hip Hop Video Pussy 2009 Recap
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Coco’s Insane Body Doesn’t Look Half as Insane When It’s Not Airbrushed Like Crazy
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Of Course Since It’s The Holidays Some Idiot Has to Claim That Lord Sent Them a Sign
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Michael Lohan Kicked His Ex in the Vagina, How Awesome is That?
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The 25 Hottest Girls of 2009
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The Year of 2009…In Auto-Tune
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If I Was Tiger Woods, I would Be Banging Rachel Uchitel On the Side Too
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Yeah, So I’m Back to Hating JLO Again
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Of Course the 1000th Joke Made About a Vagina Deserves Special Recognition
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Lookin Good Sweethearts – Fat Chicks Moshing Edition – VIDEO
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25 Best Memes of 2009
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Some Extremely Photoshoped Pics of Mischa Barton
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I’d Totally Bang Gabrielle Union
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Whoa Jon Gosselan Was Telling the Truth and Hayley Glassman is Fucking Insane
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Man This Charlie Sheen Shit Just Keeps Getting More Crazy
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From What I Recall, a Monkey Isn’t The Only Thing To Have Ever Peed on Kim Kardashian
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Now THAT’S an Ad for a Social Networking Site – VIDEO
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Topless Stewardess Gives Safety Instructions
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TV Cat Fight – VIDEO
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Lesbian Teen Orgy at the Beach
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Julie Rocks the Pussy Rocker
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Gotta Love an Ass Shaking Video
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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She’s Too Fat For a Horse – VIDEO
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Lily Allens Tits Say How D’You Do
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Elen Rives Lingerie
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Blonde Babe at the Beach
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Erin Bartlett Photoshoot – WOW
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Guess How Many STDs Are in This Photo? – THROWBACK
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Meilani is One Hot Piece
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Bryci Pours Milk on It’s Tits
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Tommy Jo In Her Bikini
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Sara Jean Underwood – Playboy Lingerie Store Shoot
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Yeah This KFC Commercial From Korea is Pretty Fucking Racist
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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoot
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And More Pixie Lott
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone once told me there is no party like a stepLINKS party and I didn’t really get what the fuck he was talking about, until realizing that it was just the voices in my head because no one knows what a fucking stepLINK is but me, and I guess and you….because here they are….you know what else is here….2010….get excited you fucking drone idiots with nothing better to do than get excited that we’re all just one year closer to 2012….the end of the world according to that 3 hour documentary I was forced to watch with John Cussak……

JFK Was a Womanizer. Here He is With Some Naked Babes and I Love It
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When the Fuck Was Joanna Krupa in Playboy and Why Haven’t I Beat Off to These Pics Yet?
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Amateur Bikini Models Are a Good Way to End Off a
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See Through This Columbian Model’s Tits
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Because There’s No Fucking Way Your Virgin Ass Got Laid Over Christmas. Fact.
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A Mash Up of the Top 25 Biggest Piece of Shit Songs From 2009
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Gotta Love an Epic Facebook Fail
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Lohan Out Spending Whatever Pennies She Has Left, Bangs Some Hockey Player
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Inner Monologue of an 8-Year Old Opening Christmas Presents
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Tay Zonday X The Grinch Was All I Wanted For Christmas, and Here It Is
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striptease of the Day – 3 for 1
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Call This One “Fuck You Tyra Banks”
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Ivana Trump Wants Everyone, Even 6 Year Olds, To Go Fuck Themselves
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Seriously, Rihanna Looks Her Hottest When She is Dressed Down
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Here’s Spike Lee’s Video for Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ But You Should Have to Come Up With Your Own Joke About It Because The Christmas Spirit is Preventing Me From Trampling the Grave of a Dude Who Had a Pretty Tramatic Fucking Life…of the Day
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Ted Nugent is a Gun Toting Red Neck and It’s a Bit Much to Be Honest
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Lucy Pinder Gallery
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Shay Laren is Pretty in Pink
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some Slut Drops a Lamp on Some Other Sluts Head – VIDEO
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Jon Gosselin is the Biggest Fame Whore Ever and I Love It
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Keri Gets Off By the Pool
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Heather is Outside But More Importantly, She is Naked
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CINEMA 2009 – 342 Movies in 7 Minutes
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love Drunk Sluts
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A Charlie Sheen Christmas is Just Like a Charlie Brown Christmas, But With Less Singing, More Booze and Some Wife Beating
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Poppy Montgomery Naked
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Meet Madden, She is Lovely
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I Don’t Know Who Diora Baird Is But I’m Starting to Think I Should
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Anita Pearl is Sexy and Working Out
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Twins Are Always Good Because, Well, They Are Twins
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Denise Milani is By the Sea
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I Would Totally Bang Josie and/or The Pussycats
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Christmas XBOX Rage
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I Am Totally Taking Acid and Going to See Alice in Wonderland – VIDEO
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And Now, the MOST AWESOME Revenge Story EVER
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Apparently Will Smith Now = Barack Obama, Let’s Just Pray Barack Doesn’t Star in Hancock 2
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Drew Barrymore is Cute and Sexy
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2009

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Merry Christmas To All and To All a Good Night…you gang of fucking assholes…

Olivia Wilde’s Ass is Mighty, Mighty Fine
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Bad News Everybody, Christmas Has Herpes This Year
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New Developments From the Courtney Love School of Parenting
This Bitch is Giving Joan Crawford a Run for Her Money
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Because It’s Christmas Eve and You Have a Better Chance of Winning the Lottery Than Getting Laid
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On Christmas Morning – VIDEO
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Frankie and Johnny’s Furniture – VIDEO
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Anna Friel and Her Panty Upskirt
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Katie Holmes is Disgusting
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Country Hicks Are Ridiculous and I Don’t Feel Bad Laughing At Them Whatsoever
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25 Awesome Winter Fails
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Okay I Love Hamburger as Much as Anyone, But This Bitch is Taking It a Bit Far
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Red Box Has to Pull These Ads of Brittany Murphy And I Don’t Blame Them
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I Can’t Wait Till Madonna’s Teenaged Daughter Rebels Against Her Geriatric Ass
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There’s a New Kevin Smith Movie and Here is the Trailer
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Good News!!! Miley Cyrus May Drop Dead!
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Candice Swanepoel Gallery
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Merry Christmas From Jana
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Skirt Gets Pulled Off on Live TV – VIDEO
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Jamee in the Dressing Room
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Now This is a Rap Battle – VIDEO
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Horney Sluts Get Dirty in the VIP
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Alessandra Ambrosio Collection
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Christmas Morning Temper Tantrum
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Top 10 Ho Ho Hos of Hollywood
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Shakira is Topless
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Sonia Hits the Showe
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Gotta Love Big Tits in a Sling Shot – VIDEO
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Stephanie Seymour Looks Great in a Bikini, Even If She is Holding Something she Pushed Out of Her Vagina
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Lucky Lesbians Paulina James and Kylie Wild
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Angel Dark in a Tiny Black Thong
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Kristen Jean is a Girl Next Door Type
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Fuck You Kim Kardashian
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Gotta Love a Big Titted Blonde
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Jennifer is a Golden Girl
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Doutzen Kroes Deserves Our Gratitude
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How Much to Party With Jersey Shore?!
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I Still Gotta Thing For Black Chicks
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Susan Sarandon is Molesting a Young Boy
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ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO GIFTWRAPS HERSELF FOR CHRISTMAS … AND THEN UNWRAPS THE HOT PRESENT FOR YOU!
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Some Body Painted Video Girl
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2009

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I was in line at the pharmacy and the woman behind me was buying Maxi Pads and I was thrown off. I haven’t met a girl in decades who use maxi pads. That was like some shit from the 80s when you knew a girl had her period just by the sounds she made when she walked……Then I realized it must be a gift and figured I should get some for my wife. I figured it was a little vintage throwback to a better time, a little practical and totally affordable, I could hear her screams of joy….so I pulled together a couple bucks and got it for her. I figure sometimes you gotta splurge to get people off your back, ya know….

I just hope the fact that she hasn’t had her period in over 8 years or 70 pounds ago, all thanks to a hysterectomy caused by the HPV she thinks I gave her. The same HPV that when undiagnosed gave her multiple miscarriages instead of the babies I promised to give her early in the relationship prior to the operation that made her a man….a very hungry man……….I’m sure shell love it….but this could be worse than last years gift which was a can of no name brand baked beans, which is pretty bad, considering brand name baked beans are a fucking dollar……

‘Tis the Fucking Season…Here are my stepLINKS….


Big Asian Booty
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Brooke Hogan and Her Camel Toe
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Camels and Camel Toes, the Movie
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Today’s Courtney Love School of Parenting Tip Is…
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The 12 Hottest Christian Women
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Just Because You’re Getting Fat Over Christmas Doesn’t Mean You Have to Be Lonely Too
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Cheryl Tweedy is Dranched and Sexy on the Cover of Q Magazine
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What Happens When Samuel L. Jackson, McLovin, and 30 other major Hollywood
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The Simpsons in Eastern Europe is The Samsonadzes and It Looks Like a Giant Piece of Shit
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The Best of Kristen Stewart, Lookin Pretty Trashy for the Most Part
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25 Awesome Christmas Trees
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What Do We Do When We Fall Off the Horse, Steven Tyler? We Get Back On Again
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Demi Moore is a Geriatric and She is Mad at Ashton Kutcher
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Hana Soukupova is European and Sexy
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If You Ever Doubted Paris Hilton Was Completely Retarded
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And More in the Britney Murphy Saga
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Noeline Baker Was a Drunk Housewife Before MTV Made It Cool
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And That’s Why You Don’t Let Your Kid Touch Your Laptop
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Can You Spot the Fake Boobs?
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Gotta Love a Backflip Fail Video
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Nerdy Mom Fucks Her Pussy and Ass
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Hot Brunette Goes to Work on Her Own Body
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Catrinel Menghia Does Lingerie
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MR. Lough is a Cunt
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Miranda Kerr is Lookin Hot
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Eve Wyrwal and Lucy Pinder Topless
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Jenni, Luisa or Lisen
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Say Hello to Mariah Milano
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Miss Norway Throwback
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Yuliya and Amy Get It On
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Chelsea Medley and Lingerie
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Kagney Assumes the Position
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I Knew Martha Stewart Was a Lesbian
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Japanese Beatboxer
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These Jersey Shore Assholes Are Making Me Want to Kill Someone, Namely, Them
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Poor Santa – VIDEO
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Jersey Shore Street Fighter
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66 Women Who Wowed 2009
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Nicole Kidman is Not Tiger Woods
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Yeah, Some Jessica Alba is Alright
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MIRANDA KERR HAS PERFECT NIPPLES!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…..

This is an Interesting Teen Fat Chick Sex Christmas Party,
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Get Holiday Classic Eazy E – Merry Muthafuckin’ Xmas
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2009

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Christmas. A lot of people are on Vacation. My life is a Vacation. Just a really bad Vacation. The kind of Vacation you go on and can’t wait to get home from, only I’ve got no home to go to after the week is up. I have no long winded, curt email to write to the travel agent, or 2 star resort I got crabs at, I’m trapped on a desert island, that tastes like a dessert island, because my wife sweats butter cookie batter…..

Christmas time of year is fucking mental…..but not as mental as these stepLINKS….

I Wanna Punch This Fucking Snookie Bitch in the Face
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Some Pics from the Mariah Carey Nicki Minaj Video for Sex Doll Lovers
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Kevin Jonas Saw a Vagina For the First Time and He is Traumatized for Life
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Because There’s No Fucking Way Anyone is Spending Christmas With You in Real Life
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Jessica Simpson’s Hottest Bikini Pics
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Hip Hopping Toddler – VIDEO
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The Top 10 Celebrity Falls From Grace Of The Decade
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UK Big Brother 6 Susie Verrico No Panty Upskirt
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Kate Beckinsale is Kind of Amazing
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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25 Naughty Mrs. Claus Pictures
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Kim Kardashian and Some Salad Porn – VIDEO
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Catherine Zeta Jone’s Tits Are Still Working Hard After All These Years
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The New Karate Kid Movie Pretty Much Looks Like the Worst Movie Ever
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Tiger Woods is Living the Fucking Life
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Personally, I Thought Sinbad Was Dead
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Justyna Paszkiewicz
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Christmas is the Season of…Lesbianism?
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Internet Attention Whore is Back – VIDEO
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College Girl Masterbates in Her Parents
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Now You Too Can Have Hair Like A Fist Pumpin’ Guido Douche – VIDEO
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Gia and the Fucking Machine
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Now THIS is a Fucking Movie Trailer
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Random Photos Archive of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Laisa Andrioli Nude
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Public Transport is Way More Fun When There’s Amateu Sluts Involved
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Bryci Wants to Wish You a Merry Christmas
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Eliza Dushku is Lookin’ Hot
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Deck the Halls…With Lovely Ladies
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Shannon Sticks Stuff Up Her Butt
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She’s in the Russian Air Force
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Eve Wyrwal and Her 2010 Topless Calendar
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Holy Fuck, The Chinese Are Fucking Racists
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Any Winehouse is a Real Class Act
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Guess Who’s Going to Sex Rehab
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Japanese Diaper Girls
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It’s a Charlie Brown Christmas….I Mean Kwanzaaa
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The 20 Most Oogled Women of Playboy 2009
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Reese Witherspoon is Boring, But I Would Still Fuck Her
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THANK GOD TIGER WOODS HASN’T MET MISS STRING BIKINI 2009…YET!!!
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If You Don’t Know Who Nicki Minaj is – Check This Ass
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