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2010

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My day started with my dog pissing on me. Then moved onto me hearing two teenage girls talking about getting wet and not getting turned on. To coming home to hear my wife crying in the corner because she was out of ice cream and wanted more ice cream. That lead to her getting mean because I spent her last 5 dollars until her check comes in tomorrow. Forcing me to go update a site no one reads on the fire escape cuz she can’t squeeze through the winder and now I can go get my motherfucking self some drink….my life sucks, but yours doesn’t so here are my stepLINKS to make your day a better one…

If Lindsay Lohan Had a Penis, She Would Be Waving It at the Legal System Right Now
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And On the 8th Day god Created….
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Because I Know You Need Some Help Through The Week. We All Do
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Kate Beckinsale Makes Being a Mommy Look Good
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What That Giant Sinkhole in Guatemala Really Means About the State of our Planet
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The 20 Hottest Pics Of The Sexy Bellator Ring Girls
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Model Alice Dellal Hairy Upskirt
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The Hottest 100 Sluts Of The Decade
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Jiminy Cricket Says: I’d Hit It
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Brooke Sheilds and Her Entire Family Are Going to Murdered By PETA When They See This Shit
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Frozen Face or Not, I’d Still Fuck Courtney Cox
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Katie is Playing With Her Pussy
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Six Perky Titties Get It On
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T&A Courtesy of Aurelie Claudel
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The Swedish, Naked Balloon Dance
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Tori Black Gets Loose
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Baja is All Painted Like a Tiger….And Naked
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That Howling Coming from Khloe’s Womb Area Wasn’t Just Gas From the Wart Hog She Attacked and Fed on During the Night.
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Ashley Simpson Bikini Comeback
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Zoe and Shyla Fuck Around and Look Good Doing It – VIDEO
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Wow, Check Out the Photoshop Here
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Jessica Biel is a Cover Girl
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What Do These Poor Unfortunate Souls Have In Common????
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Kylie Minogue Is Still Fuckable After All These Years
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Jana Cova is Playing in Lingerie
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Some Hot Sluts and the World Cup
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Some Liz Hurley Hotness
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Kissing Girls Anyone?
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Mary Elizabeth Winstead is the Weird Artist Chick We All Should Have Fucked In Highschool
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Star Wars: Episode Brazil – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide
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Snooki Turns to YouTube For A New Man – VIDEO
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The Dos and Don’ts of Soul Selling
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Sexy Asian Chicks Dances To Spy Music Wearing a Vag Chandelier
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Christie Brinkley
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Lezzie Sluts Anyone? – VIDEO
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2010

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I had a mild heart attack. I got my hands on an extra large pizza and ate the whole thing. Probably not the best idea when you’re on the verge of death, but I like to think I was just eating my feelings. I didn’t take myself to the hospital, I figure I’ll just wait for death to take me, but for some reason, unlike Dennis Hopper and Gary Coleman…It never does…

Here are my stepLINKS….I’m going to stare at tits in skirts.

Miley Cyrus Camel Toes Portugal in the Face
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And More Memorial Day Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Because Sluts and Whore Will Make Even The Worst Day Better
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Hot Celebrities Born in June
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Adrienne Curry Bikini Shots, Just Cause
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World Record Mega Jump From Eiffel Tower – VIDEO
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Ranking College Football’s 10 Lamest Mascots
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Jate Moss is Topless
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I Don’t Know What Electric Daisy Carnival Is, But After Taking a Look At This Video, I’m Starting to Think I Should
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A Little Miley Cyrus Jailbait Action
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Now THIS is a Bad Trip – Must Must Read
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Katie and Her Pussy Play
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Cheao Webcame Amateur
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Olivia Wilde is NSFW
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Sunny Leone is on a Spiral Staircase
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Sexual Statues! a Gallery
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Wow Check Out Kim Hosing Herself Down
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Kate Bosworth Bikini Pics
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Some Jessica James Just For Good Measure
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More From Celebrity Rehab Rumor Ridiculousness, Starring Tila Tequila
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And More Kelly Brooke
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Sophie Reade Gallery
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Victoria’s Secret Honors Rosie Huntington-Whiteley with a Sexy Video
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Ohhhhh Some Halle Berry is Always Nice
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Jessica Alba Bikini Pics
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Sandra Shine Plays With a Dildo – VIDEO
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A Tribute to Gary Coleman – VIDEO
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Wow Naomi Campbell is Dressed Like a Soccer Mom and It Makes Me Want to Bang Her Even More
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Mmmmmm vida Guerra
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Gotta Love a Pic Dump
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Alice Eve Sizzles In GQ
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The 25 Funniest Fox News Screen Captures
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Guess Which Old Geezer Wants to Fuck Jessica Simpson?
(No It’s Not Her Dad)
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Reporter Isn’t Even Phased By the Cock – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Imogen Thomas Lingerie
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Sex Toy Fun in the Kitchen – VIDEO
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Katie Kox is Sexy
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Hot Slut of the Day
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The 66 Most Over Rated Women of 2010
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Follow Me, Me and My Hangover Are Begging You
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2010

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the long weekend. Fuck making you read nonsense and encourage you to get out there and do something instead. I know as a socially awkward weirdo, life away from your computer is scary, cold and lonely, but seriously motherfucker, you should not be online reading my site, get a hobby….take up bird watching…and by bird watching I mean stalking hot pussy, make yourself useful and send me pics…..and if you’re lazy, awkward, ashamed to be alive and happy on your computer, then click these links like Heidi and Spencer do anything fo publicity….like staging divorces…when really they should just kill themselves….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Audrina Patridge and Her Tits Are in a Bikini for Memorial Day
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Gary Coleman Has Died
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Because the Best Things Life Are Never Free and Pussy is One of Them
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And More of Kelly Brooke’s Hot Ass
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How I Got Cock Blocked By Gary Coleman – An Anecdote in Memory
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The NBA Mock Draft – The Wives and Girlfriend Edition
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Halle Berry See Through Dress/Tight Ass Throwback
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The 41 Year Old Virgin? VIDEO
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And More on Megan Fox’s Replacement and Her Tight Body
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Jodie Plays With a Huge Dildo – VIDEO
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More of Lohan Being Completely Retarded
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Zafira Has the Fucking Machine Rip Her Apart – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima, Will You Marry Me?
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FHM Russia Top 100 – June 2010
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A Good Old Celebrity Nip Slip Collection
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They Call Her the Art of Sexy
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Kristin Cavallari Sweet Tits
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Mandy and Brooke Get It On – VIDEO
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Big Ball of Class in a Video…of the Day
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Who is Ariadne Artiles and Why Isn’t She Sitting on My Face
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Days
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Yeah, I’d Bang Thandie Newton
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Friday Afternoon Lingerie Fix
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The Truth Comes Out and I’m Not Surprised
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Kendra Gets Wild With the Fucking Machines
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Kristen Stewart Elle UK Cover Shoot – VIDEO
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And More Sluts From Sex and the City
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Roselyn Sanchez Anyone?
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Dirty Slut Shakes Her Body – VIDEO
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Alice Eve Sizzles In GQ
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Jerry O’Connell Is The Best Wedding DJ Ever – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Taylor Momsen is a Whore in Her New Music Video – VIDEO
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Wow a Skateboard Video Where the Dude Actually Makes it!
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MILF With a Big Clit Has Some Fun outdoors – Video
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Miley Cyrus in a Short Skirt
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Ohhhhhhh Camilla
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Follow Me, Fucker
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

REMINDER *** MILKING KENDRA WILKINSON SEX TAPE *** REMINDER *** MILKING KENDRA EXPOSED

Watch the Exclusive Kendra Sex Tape Clip Here
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See the Kendra Wilkinson 18 Year Old Dried Up Dead Looking Vagina and Sex Tape Review Here
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2010

27

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

I am pretty bitter because a site I helped out by giving them a URL to register for me and a list of my contacts from doing this site before being cut out of the deal just sold for millions of dollars and I didn’t get any of it…so as they retire and live the good life…I get to struggle to pay for this bottle of whiskey I am drinking…I mean if you cosider sneaking in your wife’s purse a struggle….I guess part of me likes keeping shit ghetto.

Here are my stepLINKS….

It’s Like Pearl Harbor With Herpes
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Guess Who Was Fucking a Tranny
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Because You Like to Look at Whores as Much as I Do
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Adrianne Curry is Nude
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The 25 Hottest Ring Girls of MMA
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The Top 20 Sports Women the Maxim Hot 100 Forgot
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Mischa Barton Panty Upskirt
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Bullies Tattoo Kid Nation Freaks Out
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Carrie underwoos is a Country Slut
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Brandy Does Her Cam Dance
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Paula Abdul is Most Probably on Drugs and Definitely Leggy
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Some Pussy Fun in the Bedroom – VIDEO
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Marcela Kloosterboer is Easy on the Eyes
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High Speed Wheelchair!! – VIDEO
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Jaime Lynn is a Dirty Whore and I Like It
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Man, This is an Ass that is Just out of Hand
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50 Cent Looks Like He’s Dying of AIDS or Something
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Braless McCord Sisters Know How To Traffic Sex
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Lesbian Photoset of the Day
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Mmmmmm victoria Justice
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Brenda Song Deserves A Stroke Or Two
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Some Rhianna Just Cause
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The Best of Beyonce is Here
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Guess Who is Addicted to Ambien
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Young Horny and Beautiful Lesbians
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Allison Hagendorf Maxim Shoot
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Gotta Love an LA Woman
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Lisa Chandler Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Naked Blonde Cam Babe
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Megan Fox is Sexy as Jonah Hex
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30 People Who Really Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Own Guns
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Kendra’s Season Finale Will Be Full of Shit
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Hulk Hogan Must Really Fucking Hate Cereal
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I Can’t Decide if Gwyneth Paltrow is Hot Or Not
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Blondie Decides What to Wear
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Striptease of the Day
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Lady Gaga Tucks Her
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Sarah Vandella Loses Her Jeans
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Meet Paula Prendes
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Follow Me, I’m Begging You
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REMINDER *** REMINDER *** REMINDER *** REMINDER

Watch the Exclusive Kendra Sex Tape Clip Here
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Buy the Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape At Kendra Exposed Here
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2010

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Some loser at Warner Bros who is trying to get ahead in the corporate world has been sending me takedown notices for screencaps I posted from one of their TV shows…because I guess a screencap from a TV show that pollutes all of our lives while making Warner Bros millions of dollars is not our property…it just comes into our homes like it is being leant to us by our nice neighbor down the street, only instead by a mean money making corporation….

So I decided to email him asking him how something on my TV is not my property, not that I have a TV, but he doesn’t know that.

He ignored me….

So I wrote him this:

Michael

Why are you ignoring my emails. I am just trying to have a dialog here. You are being a little unreasonable in your approach. I don’t know where you learnt your manners, but can assume it was due to poor parenting…don’t blame us cuz your father wasn’t there for you and your mom resented you for destroying her body…if anything that should make you a nicer fucking person, and not the cunt you clearly are…

When someone emails you, you should respond to them, not ignore them. But I guess you don’t care too much about people, as you are on your bullshit quest to climb the corporate ladder. You are pathetic and I hope one day you get your million dollar a year salary, that charters you a jet when you are trying to impress some pussy who only wants you for your money, that crashes.

You are a disgusting pig of a person and you should be a fucking man, stop selling your soul to Warner Bros, and stand up for your pathetic suck up self, instead of going through the fucking motions they tell you to go through…you little, insignificant twat.

Die.

Love,

Jesus Martinez

I wonder if he’ll invite me to his birthday party….

Here are my stepLINKS…

Holy fuck Jessica Simpson is a Whale
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Now Are Those a Pair of Tits or Are Those a Pair of Tits?
Don’t Even Get Me started on That Face
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Because You Gotta Release From That chubby Somehow
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The 50 Prettiest Porn Stars of All Time
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Emanuelle Chriqui’s Breasts Hit The Town
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Terrible, Terrible Pictures – A Gallery
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2010 FIFA World Cup: The Sexiest Fans, Wives, Girlfriends and Celebrities from Spain
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Sophie Monk and Her Camel Toe
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Rhianna Flashes Her Vadge
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Lets Question Kate Hudson and Her Possibly Fake Tits Again
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And Now, The World’s Best Cat Litter Commericial! – VIDEO
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Genevive in Her Bed
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How About Some Celebrity Sex Faces – VIDEO
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Babe Takes a Bath – VIDEO
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Ahhhhhhhh Marisa Miller
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Backyard Wrestler Goes Wrong
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Now is that a Body or is That a Body
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Hey There Briana Amor
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Sluts Check Out the Stripclub
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Who is Worse of a Mess? Lindsay Lohan or Her Mother?
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Jessica Simpson Looks Like a Tank When She Stands Next to Ashley Simpson and Her Tight Body
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Diane Kruger’s Dress is Stupid But She’s Still Lookin’ Hot
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Wanna Know How Rich how Tiger Woods Is?
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How Do You Say “Put Your Finger Up My Butt” in German?
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Jewel Enjoys Her Pussy Being Sucked
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Gisele Bundchen Gallery
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Sarah Jessica Parker is Leggy
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Hanna Hilton Wants to Say Hello
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3 Hot Lap Dancing Teens – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lawrence Sizzles In Esquire
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The Ten Greatest Cunt Bombs in TV History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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They Found Megan Foxes Replacement Apparently
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And More Carla Bruni
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Killer Babe is Showering For the Camera
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Victoria Beckham and Her Legs
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Hooray For 3D Boobies
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Meet Aletta Ocean
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Follow Me, You Fools
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One Web Cam: The Internet Stars Who Will Redefine Hip Hop Music
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Luis Rodriguez Taveras Penis
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The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Dropped Today – I Posted this Exclusive Clip
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2010

25

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It is fucking hot in here. I don’t have air conditioning cuz I am ghetto. I don’t have a fan cuz I am ghetto. I don’t even have proper windows. It is like I live in a fucking microwave and I am fucking cooking and unforutnately so is my wife. The smells that are coming off of both of us combined can’t be fucking legal and I know that if I don’t get the fuck outside, it’ll ruin the surprise of coming back home to find my wife dead from the heatwave and I love surprises, especially those kinds of surprises, cuz she’s evil…so click these stepLINKS while I hunt for girls in very little clothing…

Guess Who Attacked a Pregnant Woman
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I’m Not a Racist, I Just Like to Take Photos Where I Look Like For Fun
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Because It’s Cheaper Than Meeting a Bitch and Taking Her Out For Supper to Fuck Her
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Who’s The Sexier Dancer? Nicole Scherzinger or Erin Andrews?
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Marisa Miller’s Hotness Will Blow You Away
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The 20 Greatest Cleavage Moments on LOST
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Soccer’s Top 20 Wives and Girlfriends
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Britain’s Got Talent Judge Amanda Holden Upskirt Ass Peek
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Most Celebrities Were Just As Ugly As You Were At one Point
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Posh is Made of Plastic But Here’s Her and Her Tight Body and Fake Tits Anyways
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EMily is in the Bedroom
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It Figures This Dirty Slut is Starring in the NEXT Celeb Rehab
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Monica is Masterbating
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The Only Hot Chick From Jersey Shore is In a Bikini
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Adriana Lima does Spanish Vogue
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The Best Burgers Ever – a Gallery
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Nicki Minaj Does Vibe Mag
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Anne is a Girl Next Door Type
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Doutzen Kroes: Vogue Magazine Russia
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What Would YOU Do With Your Ex Wifes Wedding Dress? Here’s Some Amazing Ideas
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Sasha Grey Whores It Up As A Schoolgirl
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Hotness
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Maria allure is Worth Taking a Look At
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Man, Lohan Had Better Start Getting Her Stroty Straight
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Three Busty Blonde Lesbians and a Strap On – VIDEO
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Heidi Montag is Insane So Let’s Laugh At Her Together
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A Bunch of Sluts at the Sex and the City 2 Premiere
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Busty Girl Gets Naughty on the Web Cam
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Kelly Brooke and Her Reebok Ass
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Randy Unmacho Man Savage – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kristen Cavalarri
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Sexy Little Dancer – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Katie Price and Lucy Pinder Are Topless
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Roxanne – Penthouse Pet May 2010
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Berenger Rose Shows Off Her Talents for Zoo
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2010

24

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am pretty bad at the Internet. I tried Twitter but it seems like I have less and less followers everyday. In tried facebook but get deleted from it every 6 months for asking girls to show me their cunts. I was also banned from myspace and friendster and even google blacklisted me…The girls I have fucked from the Internet have been so vile they might as well have been men…the nude pics subpar, the cyber non-existent….so I’ll just steplink out to other sites, it is better that way….at least until tomorrow…cuddles

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Shots
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check Out the Baby Motorboating Coco
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Because I Know You Didn’t Get Laid This Weekend
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Salma Hayek and Her Awesome Latina Tits
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Meet Teen Wearwolves – VIDEO
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The Hottest Celebrities Who’ve Been In Jail
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Top 10 Funniest Sports Related Commercials of All-Time – VIDEOS
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Guess Who Actually Showed Up to Court?
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Drew Barrymore See Through Throwback
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Whatever, Kristan Dunst is Still Ugly
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What Would Happen if Tony Danza and Glen Danzig Had a Baby?
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Rhianna Doesn’t Want to Ruin Her Vagina and I Don’t Blame Her
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Dee and Her Selfshots
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Yeah, These Sluts Pissed in Their Panties – VIDEO
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A Little Kate Beckinsale Just Cause
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A Fun Fair Fail. Safety Comes Last
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Now She’s Got a Stunning Figure
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In Case You Missed Draya
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Kacey & Cassidy Are on Video
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Cheryl Cole is Tasty
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A Huge Compilation Of Young And Busty Chicks
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Tinsley Mortimor is Looking Kinda Hot
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Man, This Kendra Sex Tape Thing Just Keeps Getting More Interesting
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Is This a Lingerie Show or Tennis Match?
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Eve Angel is Masterbating
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Christine and Dominique Favorite Body Parts
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Kim Kardashian is Looking Nice
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eva Mendes Photo Collection
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College Teen and Her Big Tits
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley To Replace Megan Fox In Transformers 3? Not a Bad Idea to Me
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20 Sports Mascots Caught Believing Badly
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Boob Slippage at Italian Oscars
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And Here’s the Pussy Cat Colls
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MILF Monday: Paula Patton
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I Guess It’s Just Not Her Day – VIDEO
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Giant Water Balloon Bursting in Super Slow Motion
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Some Milla Jovovich Hotness
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sunny leone in soft white sheets
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A Beyonce Upskirt
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Follow Me, Fools
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2010

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out it was a long weekend this weekend…I wasn’t up to speed on nation holidays because I don’t work and everyday is a long weekend, but if I had known, I would have done a lot less computer time and a lot more looking for pussy on the streets, but I guess if I leave the house now I will catch the celebrating 9 to 5 idiots cuz they have 3 days off ahead of them, which to them is a great way to kick off the summer and so exciting and makes selling their soul to the man make total sense, maybe they have getaways or BBQs planned, and the whole thing is pretty fucking depressing if you ask me, which you didn’t, so here are my stepLINKS instead of my opinion


Man This is Getting Good, Kendra Now Has a Second Sextape and She’s Gettin All Lesbian in That Shit
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Then It Rains, It Pours. Guess Who Else Just Got Implants
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Because It’s Friday, Which Means the Start of a Sad, Lonely Weekend For You
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Elisha Cutberth’s Hottest Pics
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Who Doesn’t Love Liz Hurley’s Amazing Cleavage
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Death Metal Bands Explain Where Babies Come From
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a Nascar Wives and Girlfriends Hall of Fame Gallery
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The 20 Worst Boob Jobs
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UK Host Lizzie Cundy Pantyhose Upskirt
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Madonna Pretending to Be Half Her Age and Doing a Semi Okay Job
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Carlye Has Some Mirror Shots
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Lezzie Threesome With Toys
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Monkey About to Shit on Snookie in 3…2…1
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Paris Hilton is Drunker Than I Am
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Arggghhhhh My Balls Are Bleeding – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Self Shots
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Draya is the Type of Woman You Want, But Will Never Ever Have
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Fat Ass Snooki and JWoww Giant Tits Bikini Shots
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Mandy Sucks and Licks
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Who Invited Victoria Silvstedt To The AIDS Benefit Gala?
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Lindsay Lohan: No Your Honor, That is Not Cocaine in the Table, I Just like to keep Sweet and Low on Hand and Add It To My Coffee in Lines
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This Vikki Blows Compilation Kicks Ass
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Miranda Kerr is Tasty
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Elin Woods is Going for the Jugular, Holy Shit!! -> READ
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Mischa Barton At Some AIDS Benefit Thing Looking Like She Has AIDS
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Two Hot Sluts Are Finger Licking Good
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You Know I Admit It, Sometimes I Have a Thing For These Geeky, Hipster Slut Chicks
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Say Hello to The Taylor Twins
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A Pic Dump Is As Good a Way to End the Week
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Nina Dobrev Looking All Kinds Of Hot
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The 30 Greatest Moments In Star Wars Photoshopping
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Megan Fox Quit Because Michael Bay is ‘Abusive’
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Teen Likes to Pleasure Herself
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Kim Kardashian is the Photoshop Miracle of the Day
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Baby’s First Pop Rocks – VIDEO
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Big Tit Slut Gives a Web Show
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Janet Jackson is Looking Hot Lately
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Lizzie is Fine By Me
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Follow Me, It Will Do You Good
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2010

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been trying to convince Lohan to use me as a safehouse because I’m in Canada and flying back to the USA is just gonna get her locked up, but then I realized she’s all fucking Hollywood and does this shit for attention on purpose, and that my campaigning is pretty half assed, considering my only real link to her is the same as the rest of the world is a twitter she probably doesn’t even write, but part of me hopes she takes me up on my offer, so that I can kidnap her, steal her drugs and have a great weekend before releasing her back out to the world….

Unfortunately, that’s been the only excitement of my day. No public nudity. No new friends or lovers. No funny insane people on the street. No stupid emails I have no choice but to get nasty about…but there’s always my stepLINKS….

IT’s OFFICIEL!! LOHAN IS GOING TO JAIL!
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Its Looks Like They May Have Already Found Megan Fox’s Replacement in Transformers
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Because It May Be Sunny Outside, But You’re Crying In Your Heart
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Hilary Duff’s Fat Ass in a Onsie
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The 20 Hottest Women Who Don’t Speak English
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The 25 Worst Sports Movies of the Last 25 Years
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Paris Hilton Ass Flash in Cannes
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When Did YOU Last Have Sex – VIDEO
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She’s Kinda Plain But I’d Throw It in Naomi Watts
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Aimmee and Her Selfshots
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Miley Cyrus Wants to Kill Your Children
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Russian Kungfoo FAIL – VIDEO
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Hey There Dani Woodward, I’ve Missed You…And Your Tits
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Guess Which Model Went Down on Courtney Love in the 90’s?
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You’re Gonna Wanna Drink Up Daphne
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Victoria Silvstedt Stuffs Herself Into Skimpy Bikini
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Lucky Lesbians Franchezca Valentina and Cara Dee
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Carmen Electra, Just Causes
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Janessa Brazil Is WIN In Every Way Imaginable
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Rachel Bilson is Out of Work, But Still Sexy
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Every Woman on the Planet Needs Stacey Dash’s Genes
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I Don’t Know About You, But If I Ever Buy a House, I’m Gonna Look For One in EAT ASS California
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I Gotta Say, Jennifer Hudson is Lookin Pretty Hot
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Suze Wants to Show Off For the Camera
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A Bunch of Sluts Form the Maxim Hot 100 Party
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Amy Reid Gallery
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Insanely Busty Teen on the Web Cam
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Jessica Alba is Hot When There Isn’t a Baby Hanging Off Her Hip
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15 Female Celebrities Eating Bananas
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Carmen Strips Down – VIDEO
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What has 8 billion freckles, a drinking problem and never requested a new passport?
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Summertime Fails – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Cheeky Sluts Wear Bikinis
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Iron Lady Jessica Jaymes
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Til Dirty Vagina Do Us Part
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The 7 Greatest Game Show Gimmicks of All-Time
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Follow Me, What Have You Got to Lose?
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds…..

Some Chick Shows off Her Tits…
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Some Young Chick Masturbating (in video)
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2010

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Today was fucking boring….celebrities were uninteresting and the pussy on the street was uninterested in my requests…even the fat lonely looking ones. I probably shouldn’t have taken 4 allergy pills cuz it was all I could find in the house that had partial possiblility of getting me high…when really all it did was make me fucking drowsy…but the nice thing was that a fat dude gave me a nod while I was half asleep on a bench like he got where I was coming from…like he understood my struggles…

Here are my stepLINKS….Maybe they are a little more interesting than me….but to explain why I am not funny, it’s because I saw one of my jokes ripped off by a movie that I am not sure I wrote but in my mind I think I did, and figured fuck it, I’m just not gonna be funny anymore, cuz if I’m not funny, no one can rob me for their million dollar productions, while I am pretty much eating fucking saw dust….

Again, here are my steplinks, because they are a lot more interesting than me.

Rihanna Showing Off Her Tits Hard in this Preview of Rockstar
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Brooke Hogan Keeps it Class in a Thong Bikini Like the Florida Trash She Is….Not that I hate Thong Bikinis…If Anything I think they are fun, they just look stupid
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If Gerard Butler Thinks He’s the Only One Sticking His Fingers Up Woman’s Asses, He is Sorely Mistaken
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Because There’s No Use In You Trying to Get Laid in Real Life, Virgin
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Jennifer Lopez’s Cleavage Says OLA to the World
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The 10 Hottest Nevada Girls
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Now That’s a Great Family Picture
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The 50 Craziest Athletes of All Time
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Adriana Lima Nip Slip
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Empire Strikes Back is Now a 50’s Sci Fi Film – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lopex and Her Tight Body
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Guess Who Just Caught Herpes?
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Becka and Some Self Shots
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Is She a Genuine Squirter? – VIDEO
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking Hot
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How NOT to Move a 100-year-old Statue – VIDEO
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Brooke Belle, and Then Some
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Now Here’s a Body I Wanna Be All Over
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Do You Have Dignified Sex? If So, Nicolas Cage May Eat You
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Vikki is a Topless Page 3 Babe
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Rachel R and Rachel S Share More Than Just the Same First Name – VIDEO
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Kate Beckinsale is So Easy on the Eyes
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Honestly, Underboobs are Underrated
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Rachel Bilson is Tasty
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Man I Forgot How Hot Keri Hilson Is
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Charlize Theron is Bending Over
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Tiffany Fucks a Glass Dildo
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Olivia Munn is On the Cover of Complex
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Michelle Rodriguez is Scary, But I’d Still Bang Her
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Nude Gymnastics Anyone?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Seriously Lohan Would Fake Her Death to Miss Her Upcoming Court Date
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3 Drunk Teens on a Web Cam
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Stacey Keibler is All Leg
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13 Price Tags In Bad Places
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What, You Don’t Get Into Stun Gun Battles at Wendy’s?
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If Summer Movie Posters Were Honest
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Babes Give Each Other Lap Dances – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know Why She’s Complaining, I Love Kim Kardashian’s Puberty
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Check Out the Rack on This Broad Angelina
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How About a Little Carmen Elektra?
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Follow Me, I’m Begging You
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Draya Michele Shows Off her Crazy Hip Hop Body
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