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2008

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got in a fight with a ghetto 8 year old black chick who was hangin in a park near the bench I was sitting on. She spotted me and I guess wanted to start shit because she pretty much started walking my way singing some song….as she got closer, her voice got louder and louder until she was right next to me screaming the lyrics of some Spice Girl song. I didn’t want to make eye contact, because I figure she was lookin for some excitement and would run back to her dad to pistol whip me or something, but I accidently looked up at her and she got gangster on my ass asking me what the fuck I was lookin’ at. When I said nothing, in hopes of her just walking away she started calling me names like fat boy and motherfucker trying to provoke a reaction out of me. I told her she shouldn’t talk to strangers and she told me she was going to tell her daddy I tried to touch her.

She was 8 fuckin’ years old and as I was trying to figure out why the hell she wasn’t sweet and playing with barbies, and that’s when she started throwing sand at me like we were in Ethiopia or some shit. I ended up just getting up and leaving like the pussy I am because the truth is, 8 year old girls are the boss of me because they are the last people I want any interaction with on any level because with all that sex offender shit going on out there, there’s no way I’d win that battle even though I am not pedophile, so I pretty much lost tonight’s battle, but I am sure there will be more since she lives in my neighborhood and here are my links….

I Want to Stick My Penis is Susan Lucci
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I’m Sorry, But Robots Scare the Shit Out of Me
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Joanna Krupa and Krystal Forscutt Are Two Big Titted Peas in a Pod
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Catch and Chug Make Even Me Like Baseball
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Dear Britney Spears and Madonna: You Suck
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Good Afternoon, Hayden’s Thong
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The Best Porn You’ll Watch All Day
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Martha Steward Does Cake Farts…
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The Hottest Tennis Sluts You’ll Ever See.
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The 10 Hottest Boob Fondling Videos
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Dumpy Reese Witherspoon Bra Straps….
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Who Remembers the Theme From Benny Hill?
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Science Class Goes Boom
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Spend Monday Doing What You Did All Weekend
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Marilyn Manson is a Cry Baby
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Megan Fox Gallery
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Find a Girl to Fuck
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Fighter in the Olympics Attacks Ref
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Anke is at the Lake
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Angel Dark Gallery
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Heidi Montag, You Are Disgusting
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Alexa’s Body is Bangin’
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There’s Waldo!!!
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Shauna Sand is…Uhhh…Hmmmm
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Fuck You Miley Cyrus
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Rhianna is Filthy Rich and I Am Positive This Story is Bullshit
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Amateur Collection to Get You Through the Monday Blues
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Much Better Than The Real Olympics
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Getting Sex Has Never Been Easier
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Body Building Chicks are Disgusting
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Awesome Video From a K-Ci and Jojo Concert. Seriously, This is Amazing
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We’re All Gonna Die And This Here is Just More Proof
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Guido Beach Satire…As If That is Possible
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What Kind of Sick Fuck Abuses Someone with Cancer?
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Janice Dickinson’s Goes Crazy Over Towels….
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How to Have Sex in a Dorm Room for The College Kids Out There
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Some Sexy Nuns of 2008…..or Something…I Don’t Really Get…
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Israeli Hell’s Kitchen Slut on the Beach in a Bikini Video
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2 Israeli Bitches from Project Runway on the Beach
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The Wanna Fuck McCunt Contest I am Posting for My Homegirl
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Some Girl Who Reads This Site – Claims This is Her Site and Here She Is Milking Her Fat Tits
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MTV Cribs the Arab Edition Spoof…
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Fat Man Swim
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Nicky Case is Naked
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Last Week in T & A
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Jordan’s Tittles Hurt
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Steve-O Does More Dumb Shit That Makes Him Truckloads of Money
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Uhhhh.. What the Fuck is This?
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Did We Not Say All We Had to Say With The First Line of Paris Hilton Hair Extensions?
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Soccer/Football Babes
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How To: Win at Rock Paper Scissors
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20 Best Karate Kicks Ever….
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Young LA Slut in a Bikini….
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2008

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was talking to some dude who told me he never respects girls who get on cam and finger themselves for him and that’s the kind of rubbin’ shit in my face that pisses me off because I have never had a girl fingering herself on cam for me to never respect not that I wouldn’t respect them for that shit, I’d totally encourage and ask for more, but some people have some serious game on IM and I wish I could get both girls I know and don’t know showing me their pussies, just like that, cuz they are drunk and horny and I am online to benefit from it…..

I was talking to another guy about how he fell in love online and married the girl he fell in love with and I am not talking in his head or on their message board forum, I am talking real live marriage and after laughing in his face for being a socially awkward, desperate loser, I realized that the internet has made getting laid a lot easier than when I was single 8 years ago. The girls I’d meet would give me their home numbers, I wouldn’t be able to email them or casually reach out, I’d have to put real effort into shit. I wasn’t able jerk off to their vacation pics or learn about who they fucked or how the like being fucked because conversation online is always sleazier than wholesome real life talk where you have to pretend you are semi-normal with decent intentions So I guess as weird as it is, I probably wouldn’t have had STDs and bad memories of taking whatever came my way and maybe I would have even married a bitch I like because the internet filtered out the crap and I guess technology is taking the fuck over and I’m not getting a piece of the action but it is the reason I am posting these for the lovers at home talking to their significant other cross country instead of leaving the house and getting fucked up and fucked since it is Friday.

I am not drunk yet, but I am going to be in about 15 minutes. In the meantime, here are my links…..

These Girls Get Right Down to Business, Not Wasting Your Time and Giving You Something New to Get Off To
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Adriana Lima in Some Lingerie Photoshoot
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Rachel McAdams Getting Dirty in Public Like the Slut She Is
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Top 10 Hottest Olympic Babes
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Overdose on Shay Laren Here
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Tila Tequila is Bi-Sexual! She Likes Girls! That Like Other Girls! That Are Bi-Sexual!!
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Olivia Munn Personal Bikini Pic
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Because Losers Like You Google Themselves
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10 Hottest Ebony Topless Scenes
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Is She Hot or Is She Heavy?
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The Spice Lesbian’s Spread Her Legs for Cock
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Aubrey O’Day is Dressed Like A Tranny Swan
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Jennifer Lamiraqui is in the Great Outdoors
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Nicole Scherzinger Performing Like the Slut She is In Spain….
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Stanley Kubrick is Rolling in His Grave
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Chick Gets Owned By Keg Stand
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Maybe Hurricanes Aren’t So Bad Afterall
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The Things People Put in Their Mouths Amaze Me
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Naught Haute Couture
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Sophis Isn’t Wearing Underwear
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Surprise!! Katie Holmes Broadway Show is a Piece of Shit!
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Find a Girl to Fuck
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Now THIS is Fantasy Football!
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Cash for Gold!
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Wedding Night Amateur
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Sharon Stone Bring New Meaning to the Phrase Cougar!
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Naked German Ass-Vertising….
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Catherine Heigl is Not Above the Law
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Aubrey O’Day, You Are Disgusting
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I Wanna Punch Kid Rock in the Face
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Your Friday Striptease
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Hottie Works Out for the Camera
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Please No. Please GOD No!
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Sometimes Sand in Your Vagina Can’t Be Avoided
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Get Some Sex, Virgin
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Christmas Came Early This Year
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Welcome to Heaven
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Luna is All Oiled Up
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Petra Nemcova Throwback
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Get Hudson Wears a See Through Shirt Because She Got Dumped and Needs Attention
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Aline Nakashima Wants to Show You Her Underpants
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More Reasons to Hate Mac Products
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If I was a Cat
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Donna and Nadin are Naked
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Cassie Ventura is Delicious
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Build a Home Made Wind Generator and Save the Planet
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Asian Chick and Her TIts
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Some More Nudity Just To Prove They Are a Smut Site
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Some Wide Faced Miami Chick Showing Some Cleavage
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Some New Ways To Jerk Off Because You Need All The Help You Can Get….
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BONUS – The Hottest Asshole I Have Ever Seen on a Chick
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2008

22

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Girls in Canada are going all out because they know there’s about a week left of summer, so they are pullin’ all stops and wearing as little clothing as possible which makes raping them when they are wasted a whole lot easier, not that I would do that kind of thing. I couldn’t handle all the vagina around me, especially since the smoking ban in bars makes large groups of pantyless girls smell like one big vagina I want to fuck, so I went to the strip club. There were only 3 girls working, which I didn’t really get and I didn’t get a lap dance, but I did get to watch some whore who looked like a spy from the deep South Amerian Jungles using her perect real tits to get information, because she was talking to her reflection in a mirror for about 20 minutes, like she was communicating her information back home. When someone went to interrupt her for a dance, I am pretty sure she hissed at him like some kind of cat….but I could be wrong. The whole world’s going to shit and here are my links…

Luckiest Snowboarder Alive
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Sienna Miller Has a Fan Who Leaves Her Loving Messages on Her Wall…..
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House Bunnies Are Out of the Cage for a Night
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Move Over Sherlock Holmes, There’s a New Private Eye on the Case
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Some Whore From Big Brother UK Has an Upskirt
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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The Empire Strikes Back…In San Fransico
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Hello Helen Flanagan
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Dress Disgustingness….
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Natalie Martinez Is This Year’s Sexiest Latino
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The 5 Most Awkward Kool Aid Ads
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Spend Miley’s Birthday With Her for 250 Dollars…I am Thinking About Going….
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10 Hottest Celebrity Cat Fights
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Another 50 Hottest Olympians of 2008 Which is Funny Considering The Special Olympics Haven’t Hit and Those Chicks Can’t Say No…
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The 5 Most Annotying Things About NYC Public Transportation….
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MSN Emoticons That Never Made It
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This is Why I Am Never Going to Costa Rica
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Slut is in the Eye of the Beholder. It’s All How You Look at Things
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Fuck With Your Friends Via Instant Messanger
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Camera Man Blast Off
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Karla Spice Has One Bad Ass Ass
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Nikki Case Enjoys Some Time Poolside
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Some Bride Got Tasered at Her Own Wedding…
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Kimbo Slice Will Kick Your Ass!
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Poll Party Babes
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Tara is Beat Up
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Winona Ryder is Fucking Tom Green?
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BEAT DOWNS!!
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Britney Skye is Tasty
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Hollywood to Ruin Another Classic
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Whoa Relax, Super Fan
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Now THAT’S How You Catch a Ball
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Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes in Supermodel Obsessions Preview
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I Needs to Get me a Maid
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Charlize Theron, I Love You
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Young Jeezy, Shut the Fuck Up
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Camping with Lena
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Louise Glover Wants You to Play Pool With Her
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Everything Looks Amazing in Slow Mo
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Fuck You, Oprah….Why do I Love You So….
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Emmanelle Chriqui Short Dress!
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Train a Cat to Use a Toilet
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Chick Teasing With Her Tits
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Some Chocolate Milk Titties
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Some Young Pierced Nipple Titites….
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Some Artistic Nudes of Some Hot Amateur Models
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Some Montreal Chick I Haven’t Fucked But Should
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Striptease of the Day
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2008

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

So today I was laughing at some fat dude who was obviously from middle America, wearing his Khaki shorts and tucked in polo shirt to make his huge beer belly look less obvious or some shit. He was huffing and puffing as he was walking down the street and he had a beard to cover up his double chin that was less of a chin and more of a second neck. I assume he worked in computers.

Either way, I was like look at the fat guy, I bet he’s walking to get himself more donuts before dying of a heart attack later tonight, and the girl I was with turned to me and said that I should shut the fuck up because I was fatter than him and I guess she was right. I mean I don’t know what I look like when walking down the street, but I assume it looks about the same and kids driving by laugh at me and make the same shitty donut joke.

What it comes down to is that laughing at fat people sucks when you are fatter than the person you are laughing at.

Here are my links. So Many Links…Don’t Be Intimidated. I will scale them down eventually.

2 Girls In a Catfight…
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Jessica Simpson is a Beer Whore, and I Don’t Just Mean She Has Sex For Pints
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Hey! Asshole! You Are Not a Diver!!
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Aubrey O’Day is a Whore
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Do You Know Who Leryn Franco Is? Me Either, But Here She is Half Nude
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Christina Applegate is Brave for Getting Her Tits Cut Off Because Now No One Will Hire Her….
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Garcelle Beauvais See Through Dress Throwback
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Steven Segal Helps You On Your Road to Enlightenment
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Tits With a Criminal Record
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Some Slutty Canadian Actress Soon To Be on 90210 Showing Off Her Anorexic Body I Want to Fuck
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The 10 Hottest Gymnasts of All Time
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5 Stripper Whore’s Worth Dropping Money On:
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Tribute to the French Maid Outfit
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Mommy Will Want You to Leave the Next one Day
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Cheyenne Tozzi Bikini Shots
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Selma Blair Looks Better With Clothes on Then She Does in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian Looks Kind of Cute….By Cute I Mean Like a Fucking Ditch Pig…They Can Be Cute Sometimes…
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Amateur of the Day
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Some Euro Prank Goes Bad When The Dude Getting Pranked Gets Mad…
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Some Funny Cheaters Story About a Mexican, His Black Employee, Snowball Kissing and Pissing…..
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This Video is Called When Parenting Goes Seriously Wrong, I was Going to Post it But Don’t Want to Go To Jail..
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Some Seriously Risky Filipino Nude Pics
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The Ultimate Keeley Hazell Photo Collection,
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16 Goats in a Tree
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Two Bullys Strip Clothes Off a Girl
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Porn Star Gets New Vagina
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And That’s How NOT to Land a Plane
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I Love You Adriana Lima
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Casey Anthony is the Worst Mother….
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Angelica Heart Will Give You a Boner – Which Isn’t Saying Much – Since You Always Have a Boner – You Sick Fuck
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Shyla Styles Needs a Shower
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Ricky Martine Passes on His Homness to His New Twin Boys Bron Via Surrogate (aka Recipe for GAY)
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Yoga Babes
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You Got Knocked the Fuck Out!
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Lily Allen Ruins the Outside of a Perfectly Good Magazine Cover
And Ruins The Inside About Not Talking About the Abortion She Masked as a Miscarriage
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Trace Any Ip Address
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Go Granny Go!
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Top 20 Olympic Gymnastics Falls
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Mac and Cheese Bath is Both Disgusting and Amazing All At the Same Time
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John Would Like to Introduce You To His Boner
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

One of my Readers is Hanging With Fake Titty Sluts and He Wants You All To See….
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Some Chick Showing Her Nipple
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Some Big Booty Girl Getting Fucked
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A Girl Who Can Get the Job Done.
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This Vegas Slut’s Got Big Round Titties
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BONUS:

Porn Reviews….
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Use This to Get Sex, Homo
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2008

19

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried to get you some original content at the MTV VMA’s but got this email today:

Dear Jesus Martinez,

Unfortunately due to the growing number of requests and the limited amount of space, we will not be able to accommodate your credential
request for the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards. Thank you for your interest!

All the best,

MTV Communications

Well someone just rained on my fucking parade.

That said, everything MTV, I’m talking new shitty shows, current shitty shows and anything else MTV touches, including their attempt to be cool with Vice TV is banned on this site due to the growing number of requests I have been making for girls to send me nude pics, which really has nothing to do with anything but you’re still banned so fuck you cocksuckers at MTV. We’re breaking up and you don’t exist to me.

Here are my links….

10 Hottest Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Videos….
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Michael Phelps is Banging Amanda Beard To Make Olympic Swimming Babies…
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Which Bikini Would You Rather Fuck
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The 5 Hottest Paraguayan Women
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Hot Aussie Holly Valance in Some Hot Photoshoot For You Perverts….
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And Here I Thought Parks Were Just For Staring at Small Children
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Matt Lauer and Al Roker Are Amazing and By Amazing, I Don’t Mean Shitty, I Really Mean Amazing
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Lauren Mai Looks Delicious in Shit Lingerie
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Maybe Lohan Has Been Gay All Along and By Gay I Mean Looking For Attention
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A Shitload of Celeb Nip Slips
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Remember the Article About Chinese Guy Who Got Caught Humping a Bench?
Here’s the Video
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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The Olive Garden Hates Kendra Wilkinson
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Outrun Trains
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
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Okay We Get It. You Like Yogurt
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Jewel Gordon Make Me Wanna Go Downunder
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Red Necks + Axe = Comedy
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Ahh to Be a College Aged Female
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Amy Leigh Andrews Is All Natural
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Find Girls to Fuck. Do You Really Need a Reason?
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Geeky Amateur
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Victoria Silvstedt Will Most Probably Sue Me Over Linking This. Oh Well
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Kelly Bundy’s Cancer Tits Aren’t So Cancerous Anymore
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Jennifer Lopez is Braindead and Needs to Be Punched in the Face
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More Proof Britny Can’t Sing
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Ellen’s Gay Wedding Photos and By Gay I Don’t Mean Shitty, I Just Mean Gay
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I Don’t Know How to Say This Delicately, But Kate Hudson Needs to Put Her Vagina on the Shelf For Awhile
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Striptease of the Day – MILF Edition
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An Awesome Compilation of Girls Gone Solo
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Motorcycle Stunt Gona Bad
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Porn Star Bike Ride
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Awesome Self Shot Gallery
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Use This to Help You Get Sex. Virgin
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Damn, I Almost Forgot How Hot Shakira Was
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Natalie in the Snow
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Lily Allen Threw Down Outside a London Nightclub
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Motor Cycle Mayhem
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I Pary Everyday I Will One Day Learn to Surf
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Can Someone Just Do me a Favor and Kill Rumer Willis?
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Traci Bingham, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Abby Brookes and Her Giant Cans
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Eveytime I see this Photo, I think Michael Phelps is in a One Piece Bathig Suit
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Jennifer Ellison Says How D’you Do!!
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Say Hello to Miss September
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Have Some Fun, Fuck With Your Mailman
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2008

18

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got SPAM today, not the meat, that shit’s for rich poor people, but the email….it made me laugh and here it is.

KKK To Burn Eco-Friendly Crosses

It’s nice to see that they care about the furture of their racist kids, it’s pretty fuckin progressive thinking that I guess you have no choice but to respect.

Here’s another one:

Sperm-flavored cocaine all the rage in LA

Los Angeles, California – (Ass Mess): Narcotics agents in Yolo County, California have arrested six people after impounding over five pounds of innovative sperm-flavor cocaine.

I thought the coke cut with baby powder that put my friend into shock and killed him was the freshest smelling blow out there, I was wrong….

Here are my links. Maybe they will make you laugh….

Christina Applegate is Cancer Free GO and Avril Lavigne is Too Hot for Malaysia GO

Some Slut with Big Tits Reviews Smart People Because She Isn’t One….
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Some Baseball Pain….to Make a Boring Sport More Interesting..
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Lohan is In Some Lesbian Love Triangle With A Chick So Ugly Her Vibrator Turns Her Vagina Down
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Some Awesome CNN Call Pranks
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Katie Price Panty Upskirt, Which Really Isn’t That Exciting Because She Bascially Walks Around Naked Everyday Anyways
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Britney Spears Tryies to Pretend She is Not Completely Crazy
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Aracely Arambula is My Kind of Women, and By That I Mean She Has Tits and a Vagina
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HOT LESBIANS WHO YOU’RE GOING TO WISH WERE STRAIGHT
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10 Funniest Masturbating Animal Videos
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Chick or Dude the Olympic Edition
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Alba at the Latina Awards Jumpin’ Borders With Her Mom Tits
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Bar Rafaeli Called the Cops on the Paparazzi When On the Beach….They Couldn’t Do Anything – So She Decided to Try to Hide Like It was Nazi Germany and She Was Anne Frank…
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The Best Obituary Ever
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Some Compressed Air Addict from Intervention in this Walkin’ On Sunshine Remix Good Times…..
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Some Artistic Nudes from India
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BRAND NEW HOT PICS OF OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST KURT ANGLE’S WIFE
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18 of Movies Most Ridiculous Sex Scenes
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Listen to the New Guns and Roses Song that Sucks Because Apparently They Aren’t Dead…But This New Album May Kill Them….
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Laggerfeld as Lil Wayne
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Interview With Some Angelin Jolie Impersonator
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The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Unveil Their Half Naked 2009 Calendar
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American Apparel Slutty Billboards in SoHo
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Whoa!! Relax a Bit Rosanne!
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The Best Porn Anywhere!
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How Many Times Do Back Flips Have to Go Wrong For People to Learn
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When It Come to a Job Like This, You Need a Professional
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Fuck Data From Star Trek! This Guy Made a REAL Android!
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Jennifer Hawkins Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck NOW!
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Ain’t No Fun Like Tipping a Port-O-Potty
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Wet T-Shirt Goodness
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Divini Rae Hotness
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Just Add Oil To This Whore…
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Top 10 Worst Female Celebrity Bodyparts
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Avril Lavigne Is Too Sexy For Malayasia, and By Too Sexy, they Mean Disgusting
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Jennifer Lopez is Training for the Triatholon. In Full Hair and Make Up. What a Stupid Fucking Bitch
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Paris Hilton’s Make Believe Cleavage
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Striptease of the Day
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Kasia is a College Slut
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Wino: “I am not on Drugs!”
Us: “Yeah Right!”
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Why Hello Charity Rogers!
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Use This to Get Sex Because You are a Virgin and Need All the Help You Can Get
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And That’s Why Hot Tubs Are Disgusting
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Professor Moons a Classroom
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Web Cam Glory
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Nadine Velazquez, I Wanna Be On You
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Topless Gymnastics
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Darryl From The Office Has a Teeny, Tiny Drug Problem
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WTF is Wrong With Tori Spellings Tits?
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Soccer Fan Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Jennifer Aniston is Going to Die Alone With Her Barren Womb
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Roundhouse Kick!
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Katy Perry’s Parents Hate Her, And So Do I
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Denise Milini is Very Nice
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Make a Pull Ring Smoke Grenade
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2008

16

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am on day two of the hangover, I really can’t figure out what the fuck I did to myself on Thursday night, but it was bad. I was out of fucking commission all day yesterday and struggled to do the little work I did do, only to pass out at 8 pm and sleep right though until now. I wasn’t doing drugs, I was just smoking shitty cigars so I don’t know why I got kicked in the fuckin’ ass, but I did, that said, here are my links because I got some recovering to do. I am going soft, I guess it was just a matter of time before my drinking ability followed my dough like physique and impotent dick, but it still depresses me.

I just ran into some American dude at the office supply store, he is the kind of guy you’d expect to be at the office supply store scoping out young girls buying school supplies, you know the kind of guy who you wouldn’t be surprised if you got called and told he got arrested for jerking off in public, raping girls or molesting children. I’ve unfortunately known him for a while and had to entertain his conversation where he went on a rant about the Olympics. He was so fuckin’ pissed that China is beating the US in medal count at the Olympics and decided to turn it on me and tell me I suck because Canada hasn’t won shit to make him feel better that the USA being second best to China, which is really just a preview of what’s to come in the next 15 years when China takes top rank as the most powerful country in the world on all fronts and this is just a cocktease showing that they are slowly on the rise to global takeover.

The truth is that I wasn’t born in Canada, I don’t consider their success in the Olympics relevant to my life at all, I feel no ties to the great white north and I don’t watch the fucking Olymics, because they are boring as fuck. The only reason China has the most medals is because they are booming, and don’t want to look bad hosting the shit. They have enough people in the country to recruit athletic 12 year olds and ship them off to concentration camps that turned them into fuckin’ robots in every event. For the last four years they have been on regimented diets and work out programs and training 14 hours a day, 7 days a week like they were in fuckin prison and they were told before the games if they don’t win, they get executed so they pretty much have no fucking choice.

And I have no choice but to post my links so here they is, there are a ton, but all are good and it’s the weekend – what the fuck else are you going to do….


Brooke Hogan Flashing Her Ass By Turning Her Bikini Into a Thong VIdeo
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Some Girl Climbs into a Toy Machine
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Lookin’ Like The Hottest Bitch in a Mesh Top I Have Ever Seen Sweetheart
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Traci Bingham Showing Off her Greasy Fuckin’ Tits
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Soccer Ball Smacks Down Cheerleader
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Why Hello Mellissa Statta
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Lindsay Lohan May Not BE Gay Anymore, In Fact She Never Was
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Eva Longoria Pokies
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The 10 Hottest Women’s Prison Topless Scenes…
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Some British Model Named Alice Gets Naked and In Her Underwear for the Assholes at Vice
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The Hottest Celebs That Have Been Dumped:
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Hollywood’s Craziest Exs:
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Video of American Apparel Sluts Playing With Super Soakers…..in American Apparel Bikinis and Leotards….
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Ashlee Simpson’s Big Ol’ Mom Tits Hanging With Her Busted Up Mom Face
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Sex Position or Yoga Position?
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The Only Way to Spend Your Weekend
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Reporter Shot on Live Tv – Video
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Ass Tastic
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Nothing Wrong With a Little Phone Sex. In Public
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Adriana Lima Action
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Tommy Lee’s New Haggard Pussy
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Hotel Receptionist Fucks With Some Old Guy
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Dirty Whore Cat Fight
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Get Laid This Weekend
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Some Trailer for a Surf Movie That Looks Amazing
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the Bubba Hog Dance Off
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Cassidy Strips Down
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Swedish Olympian Sara Boberg’s Leaked Amateur Nudes
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DMX is a Model Citizen
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Remember That Shitty Song By Alanis Morrisette Called You OUghta Know?
Well It’s About Uncle Joey, From FULL HOUSE
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Make Getting Sex Easier Than Ever
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Sorry Rachel McAdams, You Are Not Hot
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Kim Kardashian Covers Her Fat Tits For Once
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Monica Vesela Hotness
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Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson Continue to Spread Their Disease Around the World
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Your Friday Striptease
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Collection of Stripper pole Mishaps
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Soem Fucked Up Japanese Sex Show Wrestling I Don’t Know What the Fuck
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Remembering Athens 2004
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Andi Valentino is Delicious
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Bob Saget Melt Down Whic is Fake, But Amazing
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Very Clever Jessica Simpson
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Magda Gomez = Boners
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Us Tax Dollars Flow Into The Army For a JOb Well Done
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Motorcycle Death Wishes
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Sharing is Caring!
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German Olympians Do Playboy
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Beat the Stuffed Animal Crane Game
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Some Sluts in Bikinis for Some Miami Commercial
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Move Over Dina Lohan, There’s a New Mother of the Year and I Like Her Way of Thinking….
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Sarah Boberg is a Topless Crossbow Olympian
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FORMER WWE DIVA (AND BELLA MODELS ESCORT) ASHLEY MASSARO NOW APPEARING AT A STRIP CLUB!
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This Cop Was a Hooker on the Side
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Amber Lee is the Obama Girl and Here She Is in a Short Skirt….Lookin Worth a Round….
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Kate Hudson is Boring and Flat Chested on the Beach
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Michael Phelps Hangin’ With Some Sluts…..
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What if Your Wife was a Pornstar
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Watch an Angry Old Man Who Can’t Take a Joke
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Felicity Huffman Wore Madonna’s Dirty Panties
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The Max Payne Movie is Going to be the Biggest Piece of Shit Ever
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Reporter Gets Taken Out By a Huge Ball
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Jenna Fischer in Walk Hard Sex Scene
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Miami Sluts in Metalic Bathing Suits Drunk and Slutty
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Find The Best Porn, Period
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2008

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out that Sam Ronson was in Montreal for some opening event for H+M and she didn’t reach out to hang out or take me out for drinks with all her celebrity DJ money. Sure, I’ve never met her, she doesn’t know I exist but that’s the kind of cunt behavior that hurts my feelings, not that I have feelings, but if I did, they’d be hurt.

To think I’ve been taking estrogen to work my way into their hearts by sneaking into joining the lesbian love affair and making it a lesbian love triangle as the lesbian with chest hair, which is the lesbian every lesbian relationship needs and I’ve been planning this for the last 6 months because I thought it would be good for business, only to be neglected as my penis and balls slowly shriveled up with my dignity and genius plan, it makes me feel like I really wasted energy on these jerks and that what I think is genius, really isn’t, but it’s not all a loss because now I have my own hot tits to play with, I should post pics and do live cam shows to finally make some fuckin’ money on this internt shit….but I won’t.

Instead of hanging with the girl who uses Lohan’s vagina as a chew toy, drinking heavily and slow dancing like we were at prom and she was my date, before paying homeless dudes crack money to do stunts like they were in Beijing, I compiled these links and used the word compile to describe what I did tonight, making me slowly turn less and less cool the more I sit at home working on this stupid site and by working on the site I mean watching amateur porn and smoking cigars while messaging girls on facebook for nudes.

With Love….

The Hottest Fucking Video From the Olympics….
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Mariah Carey is still a Crazy, Demanding, Slut
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Paris Hilton Walks Around in a See Through Dress
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Jessica Simson is so Country in Her Short Shorts…
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Trampoline Mishap
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The 10 Greatest Female Streakers in Sports History….
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Burger King Bathtime
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50 sexiest beach babes
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Here’s a Hot Pic of the Slut Who Jamie Lynn Spears’ Teenage Baby Daddy Was Cheating On Her With…
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Which College Movie Slut Would You Rather Fuck
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Hollywood is Really on a Set Mission to Ruin Everything that Once Ruleds
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Here’s a Good Job For the Ladies Lookin’ To Make Some Extra Money…
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Tyra Banks Shows Off Her Nappy Hair
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RIP MOTHERFUCKER – The World’s Tallest Transexual – Sandy Allen….
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And That’s Why You Don’t Masterbate at work
**This is Amazing**
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Sphia and Eve Get to Know Each Other
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Okay, I Hate Sharon Stone As Much As the Next Person, But This is a Bit Much
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Dita Von Tease is Not Hot, You Shitheads. She Dresses Like a Fucking Grandmother
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Aubrey O’Day is Slowing Morphing Into Shauna Sand
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Madonna is Buying Another Baby
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Locksmith Prank Call
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Chickens Are Better Than You And Me
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Finding Waldo Must Be Pretty Fucking Boring By Now
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I Wanna Punch P-Diddy/Diddy/Daddy/Puff Daddy/Sean Combs/ or Whatever The Fuck He Is Calling Himself These Days In The Face
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Office Bathroom Prank
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Andi Valentino Gallery
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Weightless Lesbians!
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Here’s a Monkey Ice Skating
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Striptease of the Day
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Saphia Has Some Alone Time
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Cassie is a Slimmer, Hotter, Less Tranny Look Version of Kimora Lee
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Nella is Tasty for a Used Up Whore….
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Foreign Street Fight
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Oprah Drunk Dial
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Some Vintage Richard Pryor from Sesame Street, Motherfucker
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick Naked and Masturbating on Photobucket Because it is a Porn Site in Disguise
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Some Big Black Cunt
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Porno Gets Me Through Depression….
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Girls Who Get It Done Right
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Better Than Comics
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2008

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

The latest development in my life is that I am balding. As I fat man, I always prided myself in having the most luxurious unkempt, unwashed, uncut matted hair in the neighborhood, but today when walking by some drunk, asian panhandler who was hanging out in traffic and who turned to me and screamed in some thick accent I could barely understand that I must hate my life because not only am I fat but I am also going bald….I got mad, sad and decided the only thing that would make me happy was to smack his Chinese take-out box full of pennies out of his hand and all over the street. I am an asshole, but maybe motherfuckers should shut their fucking mouths and stick to being drunk and poor and and asian and leave innocent drunk, fat, balding motherfuckers alone.

Either way, when I got home I looked for a mirror to check out my hair, because I was self conscious about the shit and it turns out the fucker was right. Now, I’ve got nothing going for me except for my links and here they are..

What the Fuck Happened to Maria Menounos?
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This is The Dumb Bitch of the Day
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Got a hot photo shoot for you, check out Holly Huddleston from E!’s Sunset Tan Being a Slut…
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Natasha Henstridge is in a Bikini
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Jodie Marsh is Topless and Pole Dancing
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More Garbage from Tropic Thunder Bullshit….
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Long Beach Hot Rod Hotties
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Silvia Saint Will Make Your Mouth Water
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The 10 Hottest Videos of Girls Jumping on Trampolines
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Cunt Rap: Terra Patrick Vs Jenna Jameson
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Sienna Miller is a Grimey Homewrecker I Want to Fuck
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The 20 Worst Gymnastic Falls of All Time
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The Top 9 College Movies of All Time….
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Top 10 Videos of Girls Eating Phallic Food
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Katie Holmes in Some Hot Tight Jeans…
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Sluts in Whipped Cream Bikinis…
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Some Big Titties Break Glass in this Innovative Titty Ad
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Two Israeli Sluts with Olympic Body Paint Flags
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Is This Art or Is This Shit….
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Sienna Miller is a Homewrecking Crybaby
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BEWARE OF THE BEAR!
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No Arms, One Leg Bowling. Wait. What?
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Sex Tapes That Will Scare You Away From Porn Forever
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Move Over Angelina, There’s a New Lara Croft
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I Call This The Pussy Treasure Map
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Here’s The Promos With Shitney Spears for the VMAS and They are Even Worse Than You Can Imagine
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Topless Tennis is the Only Way to Play
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Asian Hotties Beat Down White Guy in the Dry Cleaners
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Bikini Cat Fight!
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Marketa Day’s Ass is Fantastic
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Boobs and Lotion = Hours of Fun
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Some Winehouse Drama We Have All Been Needing
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Is It Me, Or Is Jessica Simpson Gettin Hefty Again?
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LA Billboard Queen Angelyne is a Hot Piece
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Pam Anderson is a Fucking Drunk
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Cutie Blond Takes it Off
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Kate is a Perfect 10
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Get Laid Today
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Fuck I Hate Horses
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Nothing Like a Naked Crack Whore
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God Damn Addison Rose is Fine!
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More Olympic Volleyball Hotties
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Art is in the Eye of the Beholder
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Man FHM Rules So Much When It’s Not The American Version
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Serena Williams Is Actually Looking Good In this Photoshoot
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Why Dogs are Smartr Than Babies
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Guitar Hero – Kurt Cobain Edition
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Tracy Turnblad’s Dad is Out on Bail
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I Don’t Know Who Menia Mathioudaki is But I Would Like to Find Out
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Hef’s Got a New Girlfriend
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fix a Wet Cell Phone With Rice
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

She’s Blonde, She’s Trashy and She’s Posing Slutty…
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This Bitch in a Bikini Wants You….
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Web Slits Done Right
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Find the Best Places To Spend Your Money For Masturbation….
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Buy This Cuz You Have No Soul….
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2008

11

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

a lot of sites have been blacklisting people coming in from your site as of late.

That is because no one takes me seriously, it’s not the first time this has happened in my life and probably won’t be the last. This is an illegitimate operation and people hate you for reading it as much as they hate me for writing it. The 3 of us should all move into a 2 bedroom apartment and make babies with random whores in efforts to take over the world with our own race. I’m just throwin’ ideas out there and here are my links.

Hot Big Breasted Girl Dressed Like a Slutty Cop Showing Off Her Ass in Some Wack Viral Video I don’t Understand
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Some Old WHore Who Looks Like Shauna Sand’s Mother Rockin’ Some Old Whore Panty Flash
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Valentina Vaughn is Delicious
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Maybe the 2008 Olympics Isn’t So Bad Afterall
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Zoo Beach Babes
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More From the Retarded Policeman
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Behind the Scene Fighting in Felon
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The Hottest Politician Mistress Skanks
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The 10 Best Pole Dance Falls
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The 10 Best Times Cunt Was Dropped on TV
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Carrie Underwood Hates Jessica Simpson and Fucks Her Boyfriend Whenever She Can Because She Had Him First…
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Isaac Hayes is Dead; So Here is a South Park Tribute
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Watch This Tori Spelling Singing Video Because It’s More Offensive Than Anything I Write Here
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…Faye Valentine’s cameltoe:
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Some Chinese Dude Got Stuck Fucking a Tight Slut of a Park Bench
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10 Hottest Female Olypians…..
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Watch Some Young Pussy Cry
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Mellissa Haro is Your Monday Fantasy
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Javier Barham is Better Than All Of Us On So Many Levels
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Scarlett Johansson and Her Tits Are Looking For a New House
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Madonna Claims to Have Twisted Her Ankle, I Think She Broke Her Old Lady Hip
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Find The Best Porn Reviews on the Internet According to Me
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There’s a MILF War Going On Outside, No One is Safe From
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Amazing One Armed Guitar Player
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Free Hugs in a World of Hate Video
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Cheapest Shot Ever Taken
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Krystal Forscutt Gallery
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Idiot Tosses M500 Grenade at Parked Car
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Awesome!
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Eva Angelina – Video
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Church Rave Makes Church Going Gayer Than It Already Is
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Sunny Leone Outdoor Striptease
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I Think Jenna Jameson is the One Who Should Have Been Spayed
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The Wonka – ReMix
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Tara Reid Isn’t Even Good Enough for Reality TV. Jesus
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Any OG Batman Clips Are A-OK By Me
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White Boys Rap is Always Good for a Laugh
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Julianne Moore Is Pretty Smokin
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Jodi and Julita Will Make You Feel Funny in Your Pants
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Make Infared Goggles!
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Skateboard Knockout
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity For Most People Who Aren’t You….
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Amateur Hotties in Knee High Boots
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The Ronson’s Pretend They Aren’t a Bunch of Rich Kids in a Stupid Photoshoot Where Sam Looks Hot….
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Harold Seems Like the Kind of Film You’ll Identify With – TRAILER
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Badminton is My Favorite Sport – Watch The Skill
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BONUS – WEIRD FETISH VIDEO OF THE DAY

Some Pissing Lesbians For You
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George Bush Rocks the Beach Volleyball Sluts Like the Pimp He Is
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BONUS – DRUNKENSTEPFATHER SONG OF THE DAY

Locksley wrote a song caled All Over Again
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Some Vegas Slut’s Got Some Money in Her Panties
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Web Sluts Nuff Said
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