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2008

05

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

Hey,
 
I have enjoyed your site for all its bizarre content for a while now, but must never return because of your comments to the Christians at the potluck dinner.  There is simply no sense in that and to humiliate them for no reason is senseless. 
 
If you were to go off on some other group like you went off on the nice folks at the church, everybody would hate your site, but because they are just “Christians”, no one cares.  I have to care and can’t come back.
 
My loss, unless you have anything redeeming to say other than “Pop off, sympathizer….”

I don’t like losing readers, but being an asshole or offensive or rude is kinda what I do. I have accepted that I can’t please everyone and the good news is that I don’t take much seriously because it is the internet and not real life and you shouldn’t either.

That said, I stand by my statement that Anal Sex is one of God’s Great Creations and I will have no problem showing some hot little Christian girls how it’s done and how it isn’t against God’s wish for them to remain virgins. My main problem with making this happen is my whole impotency thing, but it’s something we can try to work through.

Here are my links….

Sluts Who Get the Job Done
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Being Stranded With Pot Farmers Doesn’t Sound So Bad
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Amy Winehouse with Her Best Friend Jack
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Abigail Clancy is in FHM
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Audrina in Some Sexy Lingerie….If Only She Wasn’t a Busted Face..
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Bikini Detectives!
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Carrie Underwood Called Jessica Simpson a Fat Ass. Ha Ha
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Holly Madison PAntyless Upskirt
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The 10 Hottest Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders!
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Bristol Palin’s Big Ol’ Alaskan Titties…
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The Man Show is Back!
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Grapes to a Fat Guy Are Like Kryptonite to SUperman
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Hollywood’s Sex Addicts
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Some 37 Year Old Mexican With Crazy Fake Tits
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5 Reasons This Girl  Is Better Than Beyonce
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Some Body Painted Chick Hanging From Hooks…
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Lynne Spears Parenting How To
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Who Says Sex From the Internet is Dead
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LA Bans the Opening of New Fast Food Restaurants in Poor Neighborhoods
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So That’s What Goes On in my Stomache Friday Night
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That Guy….
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Now’s The Time You Gotta Get Up and Boogie
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Vicky Blows Gallery
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Because the Girls On World of Warcraft Aren’t Real
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Little Guy Knocks Out the Bully in One Punch
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Art Imitating Life?
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Power Wheels, Power Makes It GO!
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Topless Bowling!!
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From Italy With Love
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The Lovely Kayden Cross
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Lene Alexandra
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Let the Trashiest Custody Battle Begin
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Jewel’s Bus Driver is a Great Person to Have Behind the Wheel
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Rachel Bilson Looks Not Completely Boring For Once in Some Magazine
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More People Hate Will Smith Day By Day. Awesome
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David Spades Bastard Child was Born
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Those Guidos Really Know How to Treat a Lady
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Can You Get Cancer in the Vagina?
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Get Some Sex, Virgin
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Eve Laurence is Wanktastic
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Surprise!! Disaster Movie is a Piece of Fucking Shit
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Failing Tanlines
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Ciara is Pretty Much Naked
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WTF is With All These Rappers And Tattoos On Their Faces
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Luba and Her Curves
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I’v Seen Danielle Lloyds Tits Almost As Many Times As My Own Moobs
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Security Guard FAIL!
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Who is Jennifer Hawkins? Who Cares, She is In a Bikini
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Fix a Car Dent With a Hair Dryer
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Some Grass Skirt Slut…
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2008

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I managed to get invited to some Chrtistian potluck dinner party and I am not sure why since I don’t know the people hosting and I am not Christian. It’s facebook and maybe they think I am some other Jesus Martinez that is part of their Church or something, but the picture of the old man lickin’ the panties would normally red flag someone into thinking that maybe I’m not the kind of guy they want at a Christian potluck, a Catholic potluck, I’d understand since priests have been licking the skidmarks out of 10 year old boys’ tighty whities for generations, but Christians are too fuckin’ scared of God to be accepting of that.

Anyway this was the message / group email I got about the event:

Hey Fellow Followers!

I wanted to do an inventory of food for the Super Potluck we’re doing Saturday at the church. We’ll be providing the drinks, hot dogs and burgers and Bill will be running the corn roast like he does every year. There will be lots of fun activities and games for the kids like the annual Bible Track and Field and the Father / Child relay race and we will be sure to make time for announcements, prayer and some bible readings. We are just asking for you to bring 10 dollars to donate to the Church and a really yummy dish. So Please let me know what you’re bringing. God will be watching over us and the weather should be great and so should the day. I will be there but will you?

Brenda

I wrote back saying:

I’m bringing my rock hard cock for your mouth, it may not be the yummy dish you were hoping for, in fact you may hate it but I promise I’ll only stick it in your ass, you know to keep your vagina virginity for marriage like you’re supposed to. Remember anal sex is just one of God’s great creations. I won’t be bringing the 10 dollars but I will totally jerk off on your face while God is watching over both us and the weather!! You have no idea how much of a blast this is going to be.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

It wasn’t a proud moment, but my links are and here they are….

Anna Lynne McCord is the New 90210 Slut and Here are a Bunch of Pics of Her
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Slick Chicks Oil Wrestling
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Here’s a Clip From Lohan’s New Oscar Winning Role
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I’d Still Totally Bang Liz Hurley
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Johnny Knoxville Kicks Steve-O In The Nuts Video
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Canadian Women’s Wrestling
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Keeley Hazell is Topless Again. I AM SHOCKED!
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Sharon Stone’s Pokies Say How Do You Do
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I’d Rather Be Bald, Then Have Shitty Hairplugs
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The History Of Hollywood’s Sex Addicts:
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John McCain is a Weightlifting Champion
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The 10 Hottest Fart VIdeos in Internet History
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Jessica Simpson Calls Tony Roma Her FBD (Future Baby Daddy), That Would Scare Me the Fuck Off
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hello Seren Gibson
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Want to 69 It?
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Get Her Done!
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Now Here’s an Episode of Cribs I Can Relate To
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Mena Suvari Gallery
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And That’s Why You Need to Keep Your Cool
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Elton John Hates Lily Allen
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Triplets, Ain’t Nothing Wrong With That
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Somehow, Diving Boards Always Go Wrong
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Pretty Pool Babes
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Marry Me Martina Warren
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The Lovely, Lovely Kira
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Okay, Well This is the Scariest Thing I Have Ever Heard In My Life
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Shut the Fuck Up Jessica Simpson
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Jennifer Lopez Looks Hot On the Cover of Elle, and By Hot I Mean Completely Photoshopped so She Looks Nothing Like Her Real Self
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Christina Auilera Tranny Clown As Per Usual
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Striptease of the Day
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Fat Mom Ruins the Party
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Bathroom Honesty
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I Loe You Miranda Kerr
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Who Knew World Cup Was So Amazing?
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Find The Best Jerk Off Material
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Sadie Jones and Her Water Pipe
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Madonna Hates Her Tour Crew
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Please God Let This Be a Trend
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So That’s How the World Is Going to End
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Kocsis Orsi is the International Babe of the Day
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Funny Translation Guide for Stupid and Slutty Women
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Keely Hazell Topless in NUTS Again of the Day
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X-Tina and Her Tits Posing With Her New Smell
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Katherine Heigl Scares Puppies
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Blow a Job Interview on Purpose
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Asian Girl Getting Fucked
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Some Dude Who Thinks He’s a Pimp Gets His Co-Workers in Lingerie
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More of His Co-Workers in Lingerie
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Some Girl Shows Her Tits
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Some Vegas Whore Wearing 2 Bras…Because One Isn’t Enough for this Small Breasted Slut
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2008

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this message from a dude on Facebook today:

U Rock! I mean seriously, i proudly tell people that ive communicated with you. I’ve even had dreams with you.

It made me uncomfortable. Here are my links some will make you uncomfortable. Enjoy.

Gisele Has a Golden Cameltoe
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Lohan Forgets Her Bra and Blogs Politcal
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How Does One Exactly Fall Up An Escalator?
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Some Chick Named Willa Ford is on the Cover of Maxim
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The Best Way to Say I Love You
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Hilary Swank is Lookin’ Scary
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Reese Witherspoon Panty Upskirt
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Alessandra Ambrosio Throwbacks Since Pregnancy Ruined Her
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The Best Porn Out There
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The 10 Hottest Bikini Fight Videos
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The Sluttiest Politican Daughters!
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I Mean It’s Really Not Cheating If It Takes Place Over a Computer, Right?
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Fill in the Blanks! Action Movies!
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A First to Remember
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Girls Who Get Something Done
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Helen Mirren Says Cocaine and Rape are Awesome
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Dick Move
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Lookin Good Sweetheart!
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Cheerleader Mishap
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Who Doesn’t Want to Find a Girl to Fuck?
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Hot Drunk Girls Ride Bikes
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Crazy Ambulance Crach – Video
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Lingerie StreetWalkers
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Crash, Bang, Boom
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Busty Blonde Jennifer
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Playboy Babe Netty
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Carrot Pussy
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Why Hello Tammin Sursok
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Everyone Hates Katies Holmes and Her Broadway Show
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Sienna Miller is a Grouch
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Getting Sex Has Never Been Made Easier
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Bai Ling Still Wears I Don’t Know What the Fuck Out on the Town
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Striptease of the Day
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I’m Starving and Even I Wouldn’t Eat This
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Aggro Male Stripper
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Watch the Guy
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Dog the Bounty Hunter and His Wife Are More Disgusting Than Me and My Wife, and that Is Not Small Feat
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Shay Laren Gets Some Exercise
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Kourtney Kardashian is Kind of Hot, and By Kind of Hot I Mean She Doesn’t Look Like As Much of a Man As Her Sisters
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The Daughter of the Alaskan Bitch Who Wants to BE VP Has Some ‘Splainin to Do
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Okay, Well Tv in India is Obviously a Little Different
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Raven Riley is a Jailbird
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I Wanna Be All Over Eva Green
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Cristy Hemme My Goodness
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Say Hello to Rosie
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Make a Chapstick Gun
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The Weirdest Corn Nuts Radio Ad Ever….
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Redlight District Offers 500k for the Josh Hartnett Sex Tape…
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Christina Aguilera Forgot Her Red Lipstick But Still Looks Like a Tranny
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The Hottest Girls of College Football
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Some Fireball Festival in Some Third World Country
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2 Israeli Chicks Making Out
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Some 24 Star Shows Her Tits
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Top 15 Celebrity Lesbian Kissing Scenes
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Spread Puss and Javelin Throwin
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Some Girl and Her Blowjob Video
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Big Black Boobies and Vagina
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Small Goth Tits
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Bonus That is Not Really a Bonus…..

RIP Motherfucker the Don LaFontaine Edition….Dead at 68. To Find Out Who He Is…Watch the Video….

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2008

01

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just on a 4 hour bus ride smelling some old french man who must have been on a fishing trip the last 10 years and dude smelled like what you’d expect a hooker who died of a vaginal infection’ vagina smells like. We had plenty to talk about since we don’t speak each other’s language and the only think I understood was his excitement when the 16 year old girl in front of us would get up to go to the bathroom and he’d smile a toothless smile at me and say something I assume meant he’d eat that vagina out for days, but was just sleazy facial gestures. We didn’t exchange numbers to hang out, but I’m pretty happy he didn’t cut my head off. I had time to do the links, even though it’s labor day, working when I shouldn’t be for you assholes. Enjoy.

Fuck You Diddy
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Cross Dressing Gymnast
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There’s Something Differnt About Blake Lively, But I Can’t Put My Finger On It
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Be Gay Today!
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Jennifer Lopez is Still Disgusting No Matter How Much She Tries
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Teri Hatcher Upskirt
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Charlize Theron Could Kill a Baby And I Would Still Love Her
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Top Ten Funniest Movie Scenes from 1997 – 2007
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Wow….Just Wow…
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Weatherman Fall Down
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Get Something Done Today!
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Dolphin Love
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A Roundhouse Kick That Would Make Chuck Norris Proud
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Lana Wants to be Your Fantasy
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Martina Warren is Your Dream Girl
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The Very Sexy Zoes
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Brazilian Model Daniella Sarahyba
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Long Live the Spaghetti Cat!
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck with Mother Nature
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Find Girls to Fuck the Easy Way
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Things NOT to Say to Your Wife
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Amy Winehouse is Most Probabaly Brain Damaged
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Can Someone Please Just Kill Heidi Montag Already?
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Bai Ling Still Does What She Does Best
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Striptease of the Day
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Fuckin Hippies
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Now THAT’S What I Call Guitar Hero
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Rowdy Bitch Gets Humiliated By Cops At a Baseball Game
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The Dangers of Beastiality
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Dumb Bitch of the Day
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Do Yourself a Favor, Get Laid
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Who Doesn’t Like a Collection of Celeb Nip Slips?
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Rhianna Long Hair and Legs Throwback
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Dinner With Brooke Banner
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Who Says Porn’s No Good Anymore?
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Who Knew Kevin Spacey Was So Kinky?
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You Know, I Am Really Starting to Feel Sorry For Lindsay Lohan
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Uhh…No Offense Lady, But Your Kid Needs to Lose Some Fucking Weight
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Paint the Mona Lisa in .008 Seconds
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I Can’t Stop Watching This Video of Solange Being a Fucking Bitch, So Here It Is Again
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Amanda Lexx Looks Good in Orange
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Cheat at Roulette, Get Rich and Then Give Me Some of Your Money
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2008

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t really figured out what labor day means since I don’t have a job, but I do know that it’s your last weekend to have a big blowout before going back into your highschool senior year you dirty little girl. I can only hope this is the weekend that brings on some solid teenage pregnancy because if I did the math right, you’ll be trying to flush your baby you’ve just given birth to down the toilet at Prom.I realize hot teenage girls don’t read this site, but this is the weekend of dreams and we’re all allowed to have dreams sometimes, even people like me.

Enjoy the weekend not like you actually have jobs, but before you do, visit these links…cuz I made them myself….

The Hottest Fuckin’ Gymnast Out There
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How Shauna Sand Never Won and Oscar is One of Life’s Great Mysteries
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Katie Downes is a Lingerie Street Walker
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What Would YOU do For a Klondike Bar Stupidities…
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I Still Can’t Get Over How Awesome Matthew McConaughey’s Mom Is.
Here is the Stroy Why In Case You Missed It The First Time
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Lynda Carter Camel Toe Throwback
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10 Hottest Topless Movie Scenes
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Sienna Miller’s Hot Homewrecking Ass is Out and About
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Hot or Heavy?
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Some Hate Mail Video
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Fattest Set of Tits Playing Guitar Hero
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Over the Wall Baseball Game
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Look Closely
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Madonna’s Transformation Into a Crazy Old Lady is Almost Complete
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Drunken Segway Fail
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Porno, Porno, Porno!
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The Best Thing You’ll Do All Weekend
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There’s Nothing Like Pranking a Gay Stripper
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Isabeli Fontana is The Hotness
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Denver Cop Shows Reporter Who is Boss
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A Good Women Knows Her Place is in the Kitchen
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Kayden Kross Gets Sexy in the Staircase
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Friday Bird Watching
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Okay, Michael Lohan Needs to Chill The Fuck Out
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What Would Have Happened If…
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God Damn Penny Cruz is Smokin Hot
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Finding a Girl to Fuck Has Never Been Easier
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Bang Me Now Charlize Theron
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David Ducovney is in Rehab. For Sex Addiction
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Amateur Friday
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Steroid Chick Lovers Herself
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Granny Attacks Stripper`
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Some Chola Plays With Herself
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Eva Mendes God Damn!
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Erica is Nude
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Use This to Get Sex This Weekend
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Cristy Hemme is in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Officially Ruined Her Vagina
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Man, Some People Will Buy Anything
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Aesthetically Speaking, You Gotta Lose Some Fucking Weight
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Trampoline Dog
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Emma Marilyn is Crazy
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Nice Selection os Keeley Hazell Topless Shots
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Dude Plays The Theme From Zelda on a Theramin
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The Worst Chick on Chick Kiss Ever….Seriously
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2008

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got an email the other day that had the subject “This is What I’m Usually Doing When I Peruse Your Site” or some shit and I got nervous to click the link because got knows what the fuck people do when they visit this shit, but my curiosity got the best of me. I was glad to see that the dude wasn’t sending me video of him jerking off, killing animals or children or beating up his wife, but I wasn’t so happy when I found a picture of a toilet filled with some wonky lookin’ shit that dude took before wiping his ass. I gagged because I love shit as much as the next guy, which is not very much and I debated not even writing this because I expected the other 5 of you to send in pics of your toilets filled with shit, I’m just hoping the other 5 of you don’t have enough money to eat or enough money to find toilets to shit in because I don’t know if I’ll be able to stomach the shit (literally) and my have to change my email like a girl getting stalked by an ex boyfriend. Either way, it’s Frosh week and I got a whole lot of shitting of my own to do, and by shitting I mean drinking with 19 year olds begging them to show me their anuses but I do have time to post my links because it’s kinda what I do here….enjoy the goodness and don’t send in pics of your shit…unless it is shaped like a naked 18 year old slut…this is not reverse psychology because I really like seeing your shit….it’s seriously because I don’t want to see your shit….thanks in advance, asshole.

The Lohans Now Have a Steep Competition for the Most Fucked Up Family in Hollywood
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Tomb Raider – Underworld
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Keeley Hazell is Topless
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Katy Perry is an Attention Whore and I Want to Punch Her and That Shitty Song in the Face
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Cristina Parody Topless Throwback
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How To: Fight a Bear
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Mulder is Addicted to Sex…And So Am I….I Just Can’t Manage to Do It…Or Find Girls TO Do It With Me….
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Fat Hairy Guy Learns How to Kiss By The Hot Girls Who Live Upstairs from Him….While They Wear Bikinis….and Demonstrate On Ice Cream….
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The 10 Hottest Reality TV Stars of All Time…
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Photoshoot with the hottest girlfriend in NASCAR
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Lindsay Lohan is Mad AtHer Father. So Mad She Decided Not to Wear a Bra to Get Back At Him
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Jessica Simpson Shut the Fuck Up
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Who Doesn’t Love Midgets, Honestly?
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Carol Castro is Some Model Who Is Stirring Shit Up in Some Spic Country For Posing in Playboy With a Crucifix….
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Sheryl Crow Does Denim Like The One Ball Festishist She Is….
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Kate Moss Posing Topless in Some
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Khloe Kardashian Actually Gets a Tattoo That Touched My Heart in Ways I don’t Ever Want to Touch her Massive Body…It’s in her Dead Dad’s Handwriting….
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Randy West…in a 1970s ad for The Love Rug (he’ still making porn today):
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Miss Hawaiian Tropic 2007
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Women of the Web
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Pernilla Lundberg is Your Thursday Wank Fantasy
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Bloody Mess Faceplant
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All the Fun of a Girlfriend, With None of the Hassel
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Girl Laughs so Hard She Pisses Herself
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Your Dream Vacation is Here
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It’s True! There Are Girls Out There Who Want to Fuck You
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Now THAT’S Police Work
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Sandy Likes Dirty Magazines
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Dakota Rae is Taking Off Her Thong
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Self Short Lover
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Well, It’s Official, Crazy Runs in OJ’s Family
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Ramen Girl Goes Down
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Shoplifter Celebration
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Motorike Mayhem
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I Hope Madonna Breaks Her Hip on Tour
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If I See One More Fucking Celeb Wearing Ray Bans, I Swear to God
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Coco is a Hot Babe and I Want to Bang Her
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Blonde Hottie in Thigh Highs
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Ahh Drunks Russians Are a Neverending Source of Fun
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Three Words Darling – Too Much Anal
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Dani in the Backyard
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Blah Blah Blah Lauren Conrad Blah Blah Blah
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Jodie March Defines Elegance and Grace
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The Lovely Cristina Lazar
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So I’m Moving to Columbia
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God Bless America
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Krystal Forscutt Goodness
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Tropical Storm Maddness
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Remember Rebecca Gayheart?
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Avoid Intimidation from a Cop
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New York Slut in a Red Slut Bathing Suit
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2008

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

So it looks like I may have over-reacted in my panic and paranoia that made me believe I was the next to get arrested for blogging like I lived in Communist Russia or some shit, and Skwerl’s been let out. I guess I should stop production on my “you can cage a Skwerl but you can’t stop Jesus” T-shirts.

The good news is that he now got the biggest marketing push possible and will be huge, make a lot of money and forget about the little guys like me, I guess I’ll just have to get myself arrested.

I don’t know any of the details, I am still scared of the corporate world regulating the internet and fucking up what I do because I’ll be forced to listen to them, but I guess I was a little over dramatic, it happens when I am drunk. I still think that Axl Rose and his Guns N Roses album that’s been in the making for 10 years, will prove to be the longest shit ever taken in history by a vagina. Well call that shit pussy shit and here are my links.

The Top Ten International Olympic Babes Because The Olympics Will Never End….
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Matthew McConaughey’s Mom is the Most Amazing Old Lady on the Planet
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Bianca Beauchamp is All Fired Up in Red. Wonder If the Carpet Matches the Drapes on this Quebec Whore…
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Retarded Policeman is a Mega Fan
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What the Fuck is So Appealing About Justine Long? Does He Have a Horse Cock Or Something?
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Jessica Simpson Upskirt Ass Cheek
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Gossip Girl Sluts At Some Event
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Where is Michael Phelps Father?
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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The Hottest Porn Stars Behind Bars
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The 10 Greatest Referee Attacks in Sports History
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Some Random Megan Fox in Panties Pictures
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O-Face or Country Star Face
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Hot College Cheerleader Lilly Robbins in Maxim:
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American Apparel Video of a Damn Fine Ass Trying on Panties:
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Guess Who Has Hollywood’s Sexiest Feet:
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Fernanda Ferrari Will Rev Your Engine
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Some Celebrity See THrough Photoshop Magic
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Olympian Alicia Sacramone Knocks Some Dude Out
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So Something Worthwhile Today
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Solange, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Now THAT’S an Explosion!!
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Emmanuelle Chriqui in Bikini and Boots
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That’s Some Good Parenting Momma!
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Texas Twins Say Howdy
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Apparently, Rosalia Verne Is Topless for the Very First Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hot Blonde Gets a Massage
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Here’s Some More Items From Tara Reids Shitty Clothing Line, Which Can Really Only Be Made BEtter If She Isn’t Wearing Clothes At All
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Some Reporter Fucks with Pamela Anderson
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Charlize Theron Would be a Riot in the Sack, I Can Tell
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Paris Hilton Comments on Something or Another Because She Has Nothing Better to Do
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There’s Something Bout Hambone
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Kelly Osbounre Got Knocked the Fuck Out, At Least That’s What I Would Like to Believe
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Body, Meet Cement
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No THAT’S Penis Envy
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Why Hello Young Amateurs
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Night Vision Sex Tape Fun
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Vanessa Minnillo Just Needs to Look Good and Stop Talking
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Katie Fey Takes a Shower
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Denise Milani is in a Bikini
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the Catholic Church Hates Rickey Martin, but They Hate Everyone, So Whatever
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And Here I Though Golf Was Boring!
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Quite Possbly the Stupidest Thing I Have Ever Seen Anyone Do
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Landi Swanepoel is Very Nice
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Hack Voting Machines and Cause Some Shit
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Here’s a Psycho Orgasm For You To Watch Since You’re a Psycho
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Small Titties in a Red Bikini Top
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2008

26

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I was going to write about how I went back to a pet store for the third time to play with this puppy, it’s a Bull Pug that I have already named because I figure adding him to my life will give me some purpose and something nice to look at in my shitty apartment I never leave, and when I was there, I saw this Asian who was there the last time I was there and just staring at the cat with his mouth watering like he was at the fuckin’ market in his hometown and no one told him that these cats aren’t meant for eating and that they are for pets, a concept he probably doesn’t understand, but realized I already wrote about it and why bother you with the same story a second time, so instead I am going to post some spam I go today …..

Hey We have hijacked your baby but you must pay once to us $50 000. The details we will send later…

Here are my links…

Kelly Osbourne Got Out of Line and Beat The Fuck Up….Call Me Sick But Seeing a Girl Like This Turns Me The Fuck On….
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Vanessa Minnillo is Jessica Simpson’s Replacement and has Some Serious Fucking Legs
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Finally, Television Comes Out With a Show That Will REALLY Scare the Shit Out of You
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Fuck Fox News!!
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Love Their Weatherman, Really?
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There’s Something Different About Minnie Driver, I Just Can’t Put My Finger On It
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Bianca Gascoigne Pantyless Upskirt Throwback
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Well Britney Spears Just Ruined My Day….
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Vote McCain in 2008!!!
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10 Funniest Videos of Fat People Falling….
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Kim Kardashian is a Real Survivor…And I am Not talking About Her Vagina….
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Weird Topless Chick in a Jewelry Ad
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7 Famous Dicks in History….
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Jenna Jameson Has Something in Her Vagina and It’s Not a Cock, a Cucumber, a Hairspray Bottle, a Dildo, OR a Cell Phone
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Fuck, Even I Know NOt To Fuck Around Near Trains, and I Am Half Retarded
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And That’s How You Do a Job Right
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Somebody’s Got Some ‘Splainin to Do
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The Losers on This Video May Look Familiar Because It is Probably You And Your Friends
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Why Hello Helen Flanagan
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Crasiest Bus Accident Ever
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Kate, Raven and Misty
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Love a Naughty Schoolgirl, Honestly?
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Busty Ballerina
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Do Youself a Favor and Find a Girl to Fuck
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Okay, Well This is the Scariest Thing I Have Ever Seen in My Life
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Is It Me, Or Is Audrina Patridge Getting Hefty
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God Damn I Love Eva Mendes
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RIP Motherfucker the Dr Dre’s Son Edition – I Think It’s a Drug Overdose….
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Fuck You Madonna
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Amateur Heaven
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And That’s Why I Am Never Going to Russia
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Psycho Orgasm
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Expect the Unexpected
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Mikalah Analise Gordon is You Boner of the Day
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Use This to Get Sex Because You are a Hopeless Virgin
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Anetta Keys Top is See Through
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Italy is Organizing a Beauty Pagent for Nuns. Seriously.
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A Skateboard Faceplant is Always Fun. For Me.
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Shaving the Landing Strip
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Which Ass Would You Tap
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What the Fuck is Beyonce’s Discount Sister in Some Discount Clothing…
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Solange, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Wakeboarding in a Tropical Storm
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Nella and Peaches Get it On
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Andy Dick is Innocent?
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If The Hollyoaks TV Show is Anything Like This Magazine Cover, I Am SOLD!
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Playboy Babe Kristina Jarvis
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Make the Most Putrid Stink Bomb Ever
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Some Montreal Whore I Haven’t Fucked
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2008

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got in a fight with a ghetto 8 year old black chick who was hangin in a park near the bench I was sitting on. She spotted me and I guess wanted to start shit because she pretty much started walking my way singing some song….as she got closer, her voice got louder and louder until she was right next to me screaming the lyrics of some Spice Girl song. I didn’t want to make eye contact, because I figure she was lookin for some excitement and would run back to her dad to pistol whip me or something, but I accidently looked up at her and she got gangster on my ass asking me what the fuck I was lookin’ at. When I said nothing, in hopes of her just walking away she started calling me names like fat boy and motherfucker trying to provoke a reaction out of me. I told her she shouldn’t talk to strangers and she told me she was going to tell her daddy I tried to touch her.

She was 8 fuckin’ years old and as I was trying to figure out why the hell she wasn’t sweet and playing with barbies, and that’s when she started throwing sand at me like we were in Ethiopia or some shit. I ended up just getting up and leaving like the pussy I am because the truth is, 8 year old girls are the boss of me because they are the last people I want any interaction with on any level because with all that sex offender shit going on out there, there’s no way I’d win that battle even though I am not pedophile, so I pretty much lost tonight’s battle, but I am sure there will be more since she lives in my neighborhood and here are my links….

I Want to Stick My Penis is Susan Lucci
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I’m Sorry, But Robots Scare the Shit Out of Me
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Joanna Krupa and Krystal Forscutt Are Two Big Titted Peas in a Pod
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Catch and Chug Make Even Me Like Baseball
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Dear Britney Spears and Madonna: You Suck
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Good Afternoon, Hayden’s Thong
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The Best Porn You’ll Watch All Day
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Martha Steward Does Cake Farts…
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The Hottest Tennis Sluts You’ll Ever See.
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The 10 Hottest Boob Fondling Videos
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Dumpy Reese Witherspoon Bra Straps….
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Who Remembers the Theme From Benny Hill?
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Science Class Goes Boom
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Spend Monday Doing What You Did All Weekend
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Marilyn Manson is a Cry Baby
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Megan Fox Gallery
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Find a Girl to Fuck
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Fighter in the Olympics Attacks Ref
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Anke is at the Lake
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Angel Dark Gallery
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Heidi Montag, You Are Disgusting
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Alexa’s Body is Bangin’
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There’s Waldo!!!
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Shauna Sand is…Uhhh…Hmmmm
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Fuck You Miley Cyrus
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Rhianna is Filthy Rich and I Am Positive This Story is Bullshit
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Amateur Collection to Get You Through the Monday Blues
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Much Better Than The Real Olympics
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Getting Sex Has Never Been Easier
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Body Building Chicks are Disgusting
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Awesome Video From a K-Ci and Jojo Concert. Seriously, This is Amazing
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We’re All Gonna Die And This Here is Just More Proof
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Guido Beach Satire…As If That is Possible
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What Kind of Sick Fuck Abuses Someone with Cancer?
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Janice Dickinson’s Goes Crazy Over Towels….
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How to Have Sex in a Dorm Room for The College Kids Out There
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Some Sexy Nuns of 2008…..or Something…I Don’t Really Get…
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Israeli Hell’s Kitchen Slut on the Beach in a Bikini Video
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2 Israeli Bitches from Project Runway on the Beach
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The Wanna Fuck McCunt Contest I am Posting for My Homegirl
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Some Girl Who Reads This Site – Claims This is Her Site and Here She Is Milking Her Fat Tits
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MTV Cribs the Arab Edition Spoof…
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Fat Man Swim
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Nicky Case is Naked
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Last Week in T & A
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Jordan’s Tittles Hurt
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Steve-O Does More Dumb Shit That Makes Him Truckloads of Money
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Uhhhh.. What the Fuck is This?
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Did We Not Say All We Had to Say With The First Line of Paris Hilton Hair Extensions?
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Soccer/Football Babes
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How To: Win at Rock Paper Scissors
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20 Best Karate Kicks Ever….
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Young LA Slut in a Bikini….
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2008

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was talking to some dude who told me he never respects girls who get on cam and finger themselves for him and that’s the kind of rubbin’ shit in my face that pisses me off because I have never had a girl fingering herself on cam for me to never respect not that I wouldn’t respect them for that shit, I’d totally encourage and ask for more, but some people have some serious game on IM and I wish I could get both girls I know and don’t know showing me their pussies, just like that, cuz they are drunk and horny and I am online to benefit from it…..

I was talking to another guy about how he fell in love online and married the girl he fell in love with and I am not talking in his head or on their message board forum, I am talking real live marriage and after laughing in his face for being a socially awkward, desperate loser, I realized that the internet has made getting laid a lot easier than when I was single 8 years ago. The girls I’d meet would give me their home numbers, I wouldn’t be able to email them or casually reach out, I’d have to put real effort into shit. I wasn’t able jerk off to their vacation pics or learn about who they fucked or how the like being fucked because conversation online is always sleazier than wholesome real life talk where you have to pretend you are semi-normal with decent intentions So I guess as weird as it is, I probably wouldn’t have had STDs and bad memories of taking whatever came my way and maybe I would have even married a bitch I like because the internet filtered out the crap and I guess technology is taking the fuck over and I’m not getting a piece of the action but it is the reason I am posting these for the lovers at home talking to their significant other cross country instead of leaving the house and getting fucked up and fucked since it is Friday.

I am not drunk yet, but I am going to be in about 15 minutes. In the meantime, here are my links…..

These Girls Get Right Down to Business, Not Wasting Your Time and Giving You Something New to Get Off To
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Adriana Lima in Some Lingerie Photoshoot
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Rachel McAdams Getting Dirty in Public Like the Slut She Is
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Top 10 Hottest Olympic Babes
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Overdose on Shay Laren Here
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Tila Tequila is Bi-Sexual! She Likes Girls! That Like Other Girls! That Are Bi-Sexual!!
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Olivia Munn Personal Bikini Pic
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Because Losers Like You Google Themselves
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10 Hottest Ebony Topless Scenes
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Is She Hot or Is She Heavy?
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The Spice Lesbian’s Spread Her Legs for Cock
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Aubrey O’Day is Dressed Like A Tranny Swan
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Jennifer Lamiraqui is in the Great Outdoors
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Nicole Scherzinger Performing Like the Slut She is In Spain….
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Stanley Kubrick is Rolling in His Grave
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Chick Gets Owned By Keg Stand
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Maybe Hurricanes Aren’t So Bad Afterall
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The Things People Put in Their Mouths Amaze Me
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Naught Haute Couture
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Sophis Isn’t Wearing Underwear
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Surprise!! Katie Holmes Broadway Show is a Piece of Shit!
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Find a Girl to Fuck
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Now THIS is Fantasy Football!
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Cash for Gold!
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Wedding Night Amateur
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Sharon Stone Bring New Meaning to the Phrase Cougar!
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Naked German Ass-Vertising….
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Catherine Heigl is Not Above the Law
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Aubrey O’Day, You Are Disgusting
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I Wanna Punch Kid Rock in the Face
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Your Friday Striptease
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Hottie Works Out for the Camera
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Please No. Please GOD No!
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Sometimes Sand in Your Vagina Can’t Be Avoided
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Get Some Sex, Virgin
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Christmas Came Early This Year
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Welcome to Heaven
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Luna is All Oiled Up
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Petra Nemcova Throwback
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Get Hudson Wears a See Through Shirt Because She Got Dumped and Needs Attention
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Aline Nakashima Wants to Show You Her Underpants
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More Reasons to Hate Mac Products
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If I was a Cat
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Donna and Nadin are Naked
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Cassie Ventura is Delicious
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Build a Home Made Wind Generator and Save the Planet
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Asian Chick and Her TIts
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Some More Nudity Just To Prove They Are a Smut Site
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Some Wide Faced Miami Chick Showing Some Cleavage
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Some New Ways To Jerk Off Because You Need All The Help You Can Get….
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BONUS – The Hottest Asshole I Have Ever Seen on a Chick
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