Here’s some random shit going on in the news….cuz the world is doomed and I like to keep track of it….

A Connecticut man attacked his wife in her sleep with a hammer and then took the cordless phone so she couldn’t call police

A California man was arrested for hacking into 200 computers of women and teens, extorting the women to make sexually explicit videos

A woman was shopping for pillows in an Atlanta store when she was groped by a strange man

An Orlando teen is behind bars for lying about being raped

Couple Gives Baby Meth, Baby Dies

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The world is a fun place and here is the proof….I have a feeling none of you watch these videos cuz I get no comments on these posts, but I am keeping shit around for now cuz I like it and that’s all that matters.

Doctor caught spying on patients & employees

Audrina Patridge Stalker Pleads No Contest

Man Evades Truck Crashing into Building

Caught on Tape: Burglar Pulls Food from Underwear

FL Woman Beat Up Boyfriend Over Last Beer

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Here is today’s news…cuz the world we live in is pretty fucking weird….

Free Concert for HIV Testing in Dallas

Memphis Woman Arrested for Short Skirt

“Hungry” thief busted after big brawl

A corrections officer has been put on administrative leave after posing nude for Playboy magazine

A Mississippi man just out of prison, positive for hepatitis C, bit a bus driver and spit his own blood at police

Good Times….

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Here are today’s news picks to remind us that the world is doomed, but at least it is entertaining…and filled with colorful morons….

A bar in Idaho employs a dog to fetch more tips.

A Funeral home in Ohio is forced to close down because the director has been accused of walking around the home naked, wearing the clothes of the dead etc.

People at a Maryland bar think they spot Justin Bieber and chaos ensues, the police are called and it turns out the lookalike is a 27 year-old female named Katie.

A Colorado councilwoman has called for a ban on bikini-clad coffee shops because when one of the girls is, “raped and murdered, we will all mourn.”

Video from a handheld camera of a jail uprising in Lexington, Kentucky.

Police say muggers punched a Russian ballerina in the face and took her pointe shoes while she was returning home from a performance.

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Because people are weird….fucked up….or retarded…and it makes me laugh..here are some of today’s stepNEWS

Caught on Tape: Seattle Cop Punches Woman in Face
The Seattle police Office of Professional Accountability is investigating an officer seen on video punching a young woman in the face.

NJ Pastor Posed as Cop to Rape Women in Cemetery

A former patient of a valley gynecologist is coming forward to share her experience, a day after he’s arrested for physical assault and sexual abuse

Suspected Predator Comes Out of 30 Year Retirement
In the age of the Internet predators, Harris County Prosecutors say Walter Ladnier is a throwback.

Eastern Michigan Student Raped & Robbed

Minnesota Daycare Worker Charged with Child Porn

Man Claims He Chased Big Foot Off His Property

A North Texas man says he and his wife were denied entry at Six Flags over Texas because of his jewelry and one of his tattoos.

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Here is some of the latest news cuz real people are idiots too…

Michigan Pastor Busted for Sexual Relationship with 15 Year-Old Boy…..praise Jesus for being so Selective in Choosing his Staff….

James Wallace Fall believes that it was God’s will that he molest and marry his 10 year-old niece after the death of their father. Fall’s wife would share the bed with both her husband and his niece.

A 54-year-old OB/GYN doctor at Estrella Women’s Health Center has been arrested, accused of assault and sexual abuse…even though that’s the whole reason to be a OB/GYN

Ohio Janitor Busted for Leaving Video Camera in Men’s Room to Tape Boys

Two Georgia men held signs outside of Elton John’s Georgia home and were scolded by the judge although the charges were dropped

Idaho Woman Busted for Dumping Mayonnaise in Library Drop Box

Virginia Sheriffs found a goat tied up in the trunk of a car that was pulled over at a DUI checkpoint

A 66 year-old Indian woman has given birth to triplets.

No charges have been filed following a fight inside an Orange County restaurant which happened over the weekend that began over a 5 year-old
Autistic boy spitting on a woman.

BONUS Here is a stepNEWS article….for those of you who can read….

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Here is some of the weirdness going on with real people……cuz real people are more fun to laugh at cuz they aren’t bullshit strategic tools that make other people rich…they are just retards….

Md. Police Searching for Peeping Tom
Montgomery County Police are looking for a “peeping tom” who seems to be targeting residents in North Bethesda. Police say five times since late April, a man has been spotted peering into bedroom windows during the late evening or early morning hours.

Teen beaten in case of mistaken identity
Clermont Police are rounding up suspects in a brutal beating caused by mistaken identity.

Caught on Tape: Vince Young Strip Club Assault Footage
Dallas police have confirmed former University of Texas All American and NFL quarterback Vince Young has been cited for his alleged role in an assault at a local strip club. The incident was caught on tape.

2 men arrested after posting Craigslist ad: Pot for iPad

Beauty Store Beatdown in Memphis
A shoplifter was assaulted when caught stealing from Beauty Zone in Memphis

Funny Oregon Woman Discovers Man in Storm Drain While Gardening
A man crawled into a storm drain while drunk, got stuck, and was discovered by a woman gardening who called the local fire department to get him out.

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Here is some of the weirdness that is in the news today….cuz the world is pretty fucking….The highlight of the day for me was this vile Octomom Lookin’ Russian “model” claims her size J implants were roughed up while flying and plans on suing the airline for 100,000 dollars…

But there’s always other weirdness going on and here are some of today’s picks…

Texas Parents Upset About Adult Piñatas
Some provocative piñatas are getting parents riled up in Texas.

Guatemalan Jaguars Love Calvin Klein’s Obsession

Caught on Tape: Parent, Students Fight at Minnesota HS Graduation
A parent and several students were escorted out of their North St. Paul High School graduation ceremony after a fight broke out.

65 Year-Old Tennessee Woman Arrested for Growing Pot
Helen Franklin, a 65 year-old woman admitted to police that she planted reefer in her lawn.

Panhandler Rapes Georgia Woman
A panhandler attacked and sexually assaulted a woman in Georgia

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Here is some stupid shit going on in our stupid world, but the Greatest Story of the Day is the update on woman trying to reach 1000lbs cuz the whole concept behind this is insane to begin with…Only in New Jersey….

Here is some of the other ridiculousness going on….cuz the world we live in can be pretty fucking funny…

Dallas Woman Tries to Rip Off Security Guards Testicles at Home Depot

AZ Man Caught Having Intimate Relationship with Vacuum

Man Arraigned for Groping Girls on Field Trip While Drunk

VA Man Busted for Secretly Taping Teens at Post-Prom Party
A camera was hidden in a changing room that teens were told to use a a prom post-party in the home of Virginia’s Craig Dykstra….The internet and technology is making people do pretty amazing things…

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Here is some regular fucked up news…cuz really celebrities get boring….the ones I want to see naked aren’t getting naked….the ones I’ve never heard of are…the strategic, contrived, lie that is celebrity life is repetitive and played out…so I like to focus on real life idiots who don’t need a PR person and marketing budget to do stupid shit.

Here are today’s news clips:

Coolest Three Year-Old Girl in China Is Chain Smoker, Drinks Beer Too
A young girl in China is the latest toddler to emerge as a chain smoker – and she also drinks beer and gets them on credit from a local store.

Mastermind of sex slave ring targeting strippers goes to trial

Where is John Mark Karr?
It took police three months to track Karr down to serve a restraining order. Karr is now living as a woman, Alexis Reach, and trying to recruit women for a sex ring.

VA Mom Leaves Kid in Car to Use Heroin
Police found 34 year-old Marian Larman curled up in the fetal position while her son was strapped into his car seat for four hours.

Ohio Woman Calls 911 Five Times Looking for a Husband

Teacher fired over pregnancy before marriage
A former teacher said the administrators of a Christian school where she was employed fired her because she became pregnant just before her wedding.

Minnesota Peeping Tom Targets 1st Floor Apartments
Minneapolis Police are warning women about a peeping Tom after two incidents outside apartment windows…cuz climbing in trees takes too much work…

“Tap that” sex list found at prestigious NY high school – Gossip Girl but Real Life…

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