If you haven’t caught on to this feature yet, then I have no fucking hope in you and shouldn’t bother explaining, but I will, because I have nothing better to do….Celebrities are boring, real people on the news are entertaining, so I compile a list of the best stories I’ve come across today..cuz idiots are amongst us….and here it is…..

“Hooters” girl told to lose weight or be fired

TN Woman Accused of Hitting Boyfriend with Whiskey Bottle, Trying to Run Him Over

Adult Video Store Robbed in Austin, TX

Georgia Bar Hangs Controversial Sign
The owner of a restaurant and bar in Marietta, Georgia entered the debate over illegal immigration Monday. A controversial sign using a racial slur, was put in front of his business.

Orlando Fast food worker attacked with stun gun
Two women were arrested early Monday evening after police say they threatened workers at a Volusia County fast food restaurant with a stun gun

Underage Illinois HS Student Talks About Affair with Teacher
An underage student gives details about her relationship with a popular teacher at her high school, Jason Van Hooty

The Bra Whisperer: How to Get the Right Fit from Your Bra
Learn common mistakes women make when it comes to getting the right fit from their bras.

Suspected Prostitute, Pimp in Court
The two people who were accused of extorting more than a half million dollars from a metro man were in court Monday. Police say the victim killed himself in May but left a note behind exposing the extortion.

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I assume you get how this works by now. Celebrities bored me, real people who make the news make me laugh, not because it’s funny, or because it’s depressing, but just because it’s more representative of the fall of our society, instead of the distraction from the fall of our society that comes with celebritites, so along with the top video of a bird biting a reporter on Live TV….there’s a whole lot of other shit going down that is either idiotic, insane or whatever and here’s where I compile the best stories I’ve seen today….

Six Arrested in Phoenix Kidnapping / Sexual Assault

Naked Man Stuck Inside North Philly Trash Chute

Wisconsin Mother Drives Drunk with Kids in Car, Crashes into House

Ohio Transgender Man Disputes Account of Beating

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Celebrities are boring…the news usually isn’t….mainly cuz it deals with real issues and real stupidity and real insanity….where as celebs are just all fucking bullshit…so here’s some of the best news stories I’ve come across today….enjoy….and remember you can be featured here…all you have to do is a fucking stunt that gets you on the fucking news…I suggest exposing genitals and rubbing them up on people on the bus…but maybe you’re more creative than me…

Virginia Teacher Accused of Being Drunk in Class

Missouri Mom Pleads Guilty to Paying Teens to Get Drunk at Party
Karen Downs pleaded guilty to offering $10 to a group of 14 year-old girls to see who could chug a glass of vodka the fastest

Men Pole Dancing for Exercise

Louisiana Man Carries Sign ‘Adult Sex w/Children Is Okay’
A controversial sign has sparked anger in Louisiana, but the man says his sign is to spark not conversation, not support adult sex with underage children

PA Couple Wants to Get Married at Strip Club They Met At
A Pennsylvania couple wants to get married at the strip club they met at, but the town wants to shut it down

Caught on tape: brave customer takes on store robber with chair

Beyonce’s Influence on the World…Put her in Jail…

Kids Shooting Kids for Being Gay

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Celebrities aren’t always fun, in fact I find them dull as fuck, and the real fun is when real people doing idiotic things, unbelievable shit, so I like to do a little feature here called stepNEWS where we feature some of the best news stories of the day…. Like the above news reporter unable to pronounce Mike Cox….and sounding like she’s saying “My Cocks” or these other great stories…

Man in wheelchair accused of sexual harassment….even though dude can’t even wipe his own fucking ass….he can’t control anything…he has people helping him…but I call bullshit…If I had cerebral palsy I’d be finger banging unsuspecting pussy from every angle…and blaming it on my “disability”….It’s called making shit work for you….seriously….

Kansas Man Pleads Guilty to Commercial Sex Trafficking…something I think should be legal…cuz if a bitch wants to fuck for money…she needs proper representation…marketing and promotions…a business behind her to get the money from the guys willing to pay for sex. America is dated and run by boring people….

Arizona Call Girl Assaults Hotel Valet with Stiletto High Heal cuz Hookers are angry and crazy bitches who are generally unpredictable….

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I write about useless celebrities as if they are news every day, when the real funny shit is actual news that is actually happening and not on the red carpet, or at bullshit club or event, or even in Hollywood on NYC.

The real celebrities are the people who make the nightly news, because they are not only the people who make up America and best represent America…They are real life doing real dumb shit.

Hollywood is all fake, fabricated and controlled by big budgets, and big business. It’s all a fucking lie, so I’ve decided to post a few clips of some of the best news stories of the day…

Enjoy…..

Coeds Strip Down To Undies For Charity in DC
Hundreds of college students stripped down to their underwear Tuesday night to raise money and collect clothes for the homeless and half naked coeds is always amazing no matter what the cause is…especially when they are the girl in the black legging with the hot ass who the camera man pervs out on….Seriously, if you want anything to get done, get college girls stripped down and I’m pretty sure every dude on campus will be there.

Deaf Rapper Signs Record Deal and has the support of a record label that helped launch Eminem. I assume he is probably not Deaf at all, but it’s too awkward to make him take a hearing test, shit has got to be a gimmick to get noticed since everyone wants to rap…Trust me, real deaf people I know can’t even ask you for a dollar to donate to their charity….

Man Arrested for Watching Women Shower at Wisconsin College, Something That I’ve Always Fantasized about Thanks to the original Debbie Does Dallas but never pulled off, cuz I knew I’d get caught, but the idea of all the seeing unsuspecting girls washing together will always be porn…

Woman Busted for Offering Oral Sex to Cops to Drop DUI Charges even though every girl I know flirts with cops and makes deals with cops cuz cops don’t get paid enough to not be dirty…but I guess this bitch caught the rare bread who don’t like having fun even though they can.

Census worker charged with rape
An Indiana census worker is charged with raping a mentally handicapped woman. It happens to the best of us. Those dopey seductive eyes and inability to tell on us is a major turn on….

Sex during class at Middle School
Parents are shocked after the news that two middle school students engaged in oral sex in the back of a classroom while the teacher was showing a movie. If this was going down when I was in high school, I would have never dropped out of the shit. Seriously. Why are girls so much cooler now, I don’t get it. Is it the hormones in the food? Is it the media? Is it rap music? Whatever it is, it’s arousing….

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