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Here is some of the weirdness going on with real people……cuz real people are more fun to laugh at cuz they aren’t bullshit strategic tools that make other people rich…they are just retards….

Md. Police Searching for Peeping Tom
Montgomery County Police are looking for a “peeping tom” who seems to be targeting residents in North Bethesda. Police say five times since late April, a man has been spotted peering into bedroom windows during the late evening or early morning hours.

Teen beaten in case of mistaken identity
Clermont Police are rounding up suspects in a brutal beating caused by mistaken identity.

Caught on Tape: Vince Young Strip Club Assault Footage
Dallas police have confirmed former University of Texas All American and NFL quarterback Vince Young has been cited for his alleged role in an assault at a local strip club. The incident was caught on tape.

2 men arrested after posting Craigslist ad: Pot for iPad

Beauty Store Beatdown in Memphis
A shoplifter was assaulted when caught stealing from Beauty Zone in Memphis

Funny Oregon Woman Discovers Man in Storm Drain While Gardening
A man crawled into a storm drain while drunk, got stuck, and was discovered by a woman gardening who called the local fire department to get him out.

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Here is some of the weirdness that is in the news today….cuz the world is pretty fucking….The highlight of the day for me was this vile Octomom Lookin’ Russian “model” claims her size J implants were roughed up while flying and plans on suing the airline for 100,000 dollars…

But there’s always other weirdness going on and here are some of today’s picks…

Texas Parents Upset About Adult Piñatas
Some provocative piñatas are getting parents riled up in Texas.

Guatemalan Jaguars Love Calvin Klein’s Obsession

Caught on Tape: Parent, Students Fight at Minnesota HS Graduation
A parent and several students were escorted out of their North St. Paul High School graduation ceremony after a fight broke out.

65 Year-Old Tennessee Woman Arrested for Growing Pot
Helen Franklin, a 65 year-old woman admitted to police that she planted reefer in her lawn.

Panhandler Rapes Georgia Woman
A panhandler attacked and sexually assaulted a woman in Georgia

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Here is some stupid shit going on in our stupid world, but the Greatest Story of the Day is the update on woman trying to reach 1000lbs cuz the whole concept behind this is insane to begin with…Only in New Jersey….

Here is some of the other ridiculousness going on….cuz the world we live in can be pretty fucking funny…

Dallas Woman Tries to Rip Off Security Guards Testicles at Home Depot

AZ Man Caught Having Intimate Relationship with Vacuum

Man Arraigned for Groping Girls on Field Trip While Drunk

VA Man Busted for Secretly Taping Teens at Post-Prom Party
A camera was hidden in a changing room that teens were told to use a a prom post-party in the home of Virginia’s Craig Dykstra….The internet and technology is making people do pretty amazing things…

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Here is some regular fucked up news…cuz really celebrities get boring….the ones I want to see naked aren’t getting naked….the ones I’ve never heard of are…the strategic, contrived, lie that is celebrity life is repetitive and played out…so I like to focus on real life idiots who don’t need a PR person and marketing budget to do stupid shit.

Here are today’s news clips:

Coolest Three Year-Old Girl in China Is Chain Smoker, Drinks Beer Too
A young girl in China is the latest toddler to emerge as a chain smoker – and she also drinks beer and gets them on credit from a local store.

Mastermind of sex slave ring targeting strippers goes to trial

Where is John Mark Karr?
It took police three months to track Karr down to serve a restraining order. Karr is now living as a woman, Alexis Reach, and trying to recruit women for a sex ring.

VA Mom Leaves Kid in Car to Use Heroin
Police found 34 year-old Marian Larman curled up in the fetal position while her son was strapped into his car seat for four hours.

Ohio Woman Calls 911 Five Times Looking for a Husband

Teacher fired over pregnancy before marriage
A former teacher said the administrators of a Christian school where she was employed fired her because she became pregnant just before her wedding.

Minnesota Peeping Tom Targets 1st Floor Apartments
Minneapolis Police are warning women about a peeping Tom after two incidents outside apartment windows…cuz climbing in trees takes too much work…

“Tap that” sex list found at prestigious NY high school – Gossip Girl but Real Life…

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Sure the highlight in the news world today has to do with big oil corporations pretty much destroying human existance and no one doing anything about it, the fact that Gary Coleman’s wife killed him, maybe the fact that dude who got off for killing that American teen in Aruba 5 years ago confessed to another murder they could have prevented if he was behind bars, or even the Israel getting in trouble for killing terrorists cuz the terrorists pretended they were on a peaceful relief mission, but there is video of them beating the Israeli army, while USA kills terrorists all day and get rewarded…. but I prefer the local stories..of idiots doing stupidities that end up getting covered ont he local level…and here are today’s picks…I like to call the Good Parent Edition….

Illinois 12 Year-Old Found with FL Man She Met on Facebook

11 Year-Old Chained to Bed in Indiana
An Indiana mother chained her daughter to a bed while she went to work cuz it is cheaper than a babysitter

Caught on video: little kid drinking beer at ball game
A youngster was caught sipping a beer a Philadelphia Phillies game.

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Here’s some shit going on in the news….cuz we live in a ridiculous world…filled with ridiculous people….

Naked Man Claiming to Be Jesus Causes Huge Traffic Accident in Connecticut

Woman Told She was Too Fat to Workout at Gym:
An Oklahoma woman was told that she was in danger of breaking gym equipment at her local gym, and was asked not to use any of it.

Son delivers his mom’s baby, got a eyeful of her birthing unit:
A 15 year old freaks out when he has to deliver his mom’s baby. Clip includes 911 call, interview with the teen, and more.

Man Wanted In Abductions, Sex Assaults:
Delaware State Police are on the lookout for a man who they say abducted and sexually assaulted two women. He abducted them, raped them, then dropped them back off at their cars.

Fugitive Porn star falls off cliff during standoff:
A porn actor suspected of killing a colleague died Saturday after falling some 40 feet from a rocky hillside after a standoff with police, officials said.

FL Man Stalked and Threatens Teen Girl He Never Met:
Charles Timmins was arrested for stalking and harassing a teenage girl he never met, even after the girl’s mother told him to stop

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Here are some of today’s dumbest news….

Organization Aims to End Teen Prostitution and Our Fun in Atlanta….Assholes

OH Girl says fellow student urinated on her like she was Kim Kardashian

“Memory Erasing” Pill: Good For Rapists…

Prostitutes Steal World Series Ring from Baseball Coach

TN Man Chases Dine & Dash Teens, Calls 911 from Car Hood

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Here’s today’s news….

Woman Told She Was “Too Sexy” To Work For Citigroup Bank

Man Throws Kitties Out Of Car Window
A man was arrested after he threw kittens out of the window of his moving vehicle.

Inmates Got Talent Show

Caught on Tape: British Car Launches Into Air at Toll Booth

John Mark Karr Wanted for Death Threats to Teen

ATL Teen Hit in Face with Bleach Filled Balloons

Woman advertises housecleaning service in the nude!

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Here is some shit going on in the news….because real people are more fun than celebrities…most of the time….because real people always remind me how fucked our world is and how doomed we are…while celebrities just distract me from the end of the world…good times….

15% of Drivers Say They’ve Had Sex While Driving – You Aren’t Part of that stat – Virgin….

Man Accused of Repeated Sex Crimes
A 69-year-old Prescott Valley man has been arrested after allegations arose that he committed sexual offenses with multiple male victims over 100 times.

Memphis Principal Cries Foul on Facebook Prank, Page Said He Liked to Nail Students

Man runs down ex, her new boyfriend in Massachusetts

Samurai Sword Used in Death of LA Man
LA Police are searching for a man who killed an ex-employee with a Samurai-style sword.

BONUS –

Bill Cosby Falls on TV News Set – Even though he is a celebrity -and this was supposed to not be about celebs- It’s funny.

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Celebrities are boring. I don’t care that Al and Tipper Gore are splitting off, I’m just more concerned with seeing the sex tape. I don’t care about what cunt is walking out of some expensive restaurant or some red carpet. I don’t care about some PR spin Lohan is making about where she is hiding out while trying to get sober. I don’t care what failed child star died before his time, or what child star I wish died before their time. I care about how fucking weird our world is and here is some stupidity that happened in the news today….I expected more since it was memorial weekend…but fuck it, this is good enough.

CT Cop Accused of Showing Obscene Cell Phone Photos on Traffic Stop

2 Dead in Strip Club Murder in Austin, TX – Cuz sometimes lap dances cost so much you could just kill the bitch for telling you her personal problems, while charging you per song to talk to you, like talking to her was a fucking fetish…cunt.

Man Repeatedly Calls 911 After His Mom Takes His Beer

Naked man attempts to kidnap girl
A naked man near a Lawrence baseball field tried to pull a 6-year-old girl who had run off from her grandmother into the woods with him on Thursday.

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