2010
04
Jun
Here are some of today’s dumbest news….
Organization Aims to End Teen Prostitution and Our Fun in Atlanta….Assholes
OH Girl says fellow student urinated on her like she was Kim Kardashian
“Memory Erasing” Pill: Good For Rapists…
Prostitutes Steal World Series Ring from Baseball Coach
TN Man Chases Dine & Dash Teens, Calls 911 from Car Hood
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2010
03
Jun
Here’s today’s news….
Woman Told She Was “Too Sexy” To Work For Citigroup Bank
Man Throws Kitties Out Of Car Window
A man was arrested after he threw kittens out of the window of his moving vehicle.
Inmates Got Talent Show
Caught on Tape: British Car Launches Into Air at Toll Booth
John Mark Karr Wanted for Death Threats to Teen
ATL Teen Hit in Face with Bleach Filled Balloons
Woman advertises housecleaning service in the nude!
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2010
02
Jun
Here is some shit going on in the news….because real people are more fun than celebrities…most of the time….because real people always remind me how fucked our world is and how doomed we are…while celebrities just distract me from the end of the world…good times….
15% of Drivers Say They’ve Had Sex While Driving – You Aren’t Part of that stat – Virgin….
Man Accused of Repeated Sex Crimes
A 69-year-old Prescott Valley man has been arrested after allegations arose that he committed sexual offenses with multiple male victims over 100 times.
Memphis Principal Cries Foul on Facebook Prank, Page Said He Liked to Nail Students
Man runs down ex, her new boyfriend in Massachusetts
Samurai Sword Used in Death of LA Man
LA Police are searching for a man who killed an ex-employee with a Samurai-style sword.
BONUS –
Bill Cosby Falls on TV News Set – Even though he is a celebrity -and this was supposed to not be about celebs- It’s funny.
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2010
01
Jun
Celebrities are boring. I don’t care that Al and Tipper Gore are splitting off, I’m just more concerned with seeing the sex tape. I don’t care about what cunt is walking out of some expensive restaurant or some red carpet. I don’t care about some PR spin Lohan is making about where she is hiding out while trying to get sober. I don’t care what failed child star died before his time, or what child star I wish died before their time. I care about how fucking weird our world is and here is some stupidity that happened in the news today….I expected more since it was memorial weekend…but fuck it, this is good enough.
CT Cop Accused of Showing Obscene Cell Phone Photos on Traffic Stop
2 Dead in Strip Club Murder in Austin, TX – Cuz sometimes lap dances cost so much you could just kill the bitch for telling you her personal problems, while charging you per song to talk to you, like talking to her was a fucking fetish…cunt.
Man Repeatedly Calls 911 After His Mom Takes His Beer
Naked man attempts to kidnap girl
A naked man near a Lawrence baseball field tried to pull a 6-year-old girl who had run off from her grandmother into the woods with him on Thursday.
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2010
27
May
Earlier today I posted some shit on a mom finding out her 16 year old daughter strips cuz they club used her to promote an ad and the mom I guess likes to keep up on stripclub ad campaigns or some shit….but there are a lot more ghetto, ridiculous, funny shit going on in the world…and here is some of the most recent stepNEWS finds…cuz Celebrities are boring….
Des Moines Man Accused of Impregnating Special Needs Woman
CIA Planned on Fake Saddam Hussein Sex Tape
Scranton Teen Pleads Guilty to Peeing on Baby Jesus
Memphis Man Robbed When Going to Meet Computer Girl for Sex
2-yr-old smokes 2 packs a day
This 2-year-old Sumatran boy smokes 40 cigarettes a day….
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2010
27
May
Here is a story of a mother who saw her underage daughter on an ad for a stripclub, because working as a stripper makes a hell of a lot more money than working the mall food court…especially since kids grow up on the internet and see that the real stars aren’t the bitches on TV and in Movies, but the girls in porn, cuz guys actually jerk off to them….and when you come from a broken home where your morals and values allow you to work in a stripclub at 16, that’s pretty much all you want in life and since it paysit’s fucking bonus….
I was listening to teens talking about sex on a radio show since I don’t have a TV last night. It didn’t really excite me. They were talking about Prom night and a whole lot of other bullshit that wasn’t hot, and reminded me that teenagers who go to Prom are teenagers who aren’t worth trying to fuck, you need the gutter girls who pretend they are 18 so that when the cops come knocking, you can plea ignorance, cuz I don’t know about you, but I never ID the bitches I try to fuck, usually cuz there’s no time before the roofies wear off.
Yeah, that was a shitty joke, don’t worry, I’ve got tons of them.
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2010
26
May
Celebrity news is boring…Sure watching the real news is depressing, unless you’re like me and have no faith in humanity, which makes this shit substantially funnier….Here are some of today’s weird stories…
Elem. School Teacher accidentally hands student porn DVD
Dana Hill’s 8-year-old daughter was handed a DVD she thought had class pictures of school events throughout the year, but instead showed what police call an adult pornographic commercial.
Plane passenger molests woman while she’s asleep
Aboard a Continental flight into Newark, a man reached under a woman’s clothing while she was sleeping… now he faces sexual assault charges.
Twin teen brothers running a prostitution ring
Ohio Teacher Busted for Offering Wine Coolers for Underage Sex – We’ve All Done the Wine Cooler Trick – Cuz It Tastes Like Juice!
Former Elementary School Turns Into Strip Club cuz Strip Clubs Do More Good for Society and You Don’t Need an Elementary School Education to Work There…You Just Need Tits…and You’ll Make More Money than your “educated” friends….
KY Man Gets Toddler Toddler Drunk Cuz in Kentucky, You’re Never Too Young to Taste Your Future…
West Virginia Man Burns Down Home Because Dinner Wasn’t Ready
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2010
24
May
Celebrities are dull cuz they are bullshit man made garbage….while real people are just idiots…making real life news a lot more entertaining…..
16 Year Old Rapes 83 Year Old in Charlotte
Detroit Man Selling Stuff on Craigslist…For Sex
A Craig’s List ad has caught the attention of police.
VA School Employee in Trouble for Handing Out Anti-Abortion Fetus Dolls
Woman Loses Breast After Spider Bite
A Paulding County woman was recovering in the hospital Friday after being bitten by a brown recluse spider. Victoria Franklin spent 11 days in a coma and woke up to learn she had an infection and her left breast had to be removed.
Some Suicidal Dude Catches Himself on Fire and Jumps – But Shit’s Probably a just a stunt for the internet….cuz sometimes real life is bullshit too
Posted in:stepNEWS
2010
21
May
Sometimes real life is more interesting that the candy-coated bullshit life celebrities live….you know since people in real life actually get in trouble for breaking laws…and they don’t have high powered lawyers and PR people to spin the shit into something wholesome…making it a lot more laughs and giggles….
Here’s some funny shit from the news….
Cop allegedly gropes girl in apartment
Jersey Won’t Let Some Bitch Keep her Bioch License Plate
Lingerie store needs food permit to sell edible undies”
Woman Busted for Speeding Because She Was Late for Hair Appointment
AZ Teacher Arrested for Affair with Student cuz She’s Too Ugly to Get Someone Her Own Age….
Las Vegas Cop Arrested for Using Job to Get Dates
Swimwear: Flaunt Your Assets thanks to Good Day LA, The Most Ridiculous Morning Show for the Most Ridiculous City….
Dude Tries to Trade His Baby for Beer
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2010
19
May
Here’s some of the weirdness going on in the news, cuz celebrities are depressing, while everyday idiots are inspiring, mainly cuz they actually entertain and aren’t even getting paid for it.
Woman Accused of Raping Teen Boy
A forty year-old TN woman is behind bars tonight, accused of raping a teenage boy.
MA Man Accused of Trying to Trade Baby Daughter for Malt Liquor
OH Teen Arrested for Drunken Prom Rampage
An Ohio girl got drunk, broke her own nose, and fought with police at her ghetto prom.
TN Man Caught Setting Up Bathroom Spy Camera to Tape Showering Women…I think I’ve seen some of his work…Goodbye Fallen Soldier…
CA HS Softball Coach Makes Players Drink Soda Out of Shoes….Better than Making them Drink Soda Out of his Coach Anus….Like coaches I know….
Sick dog takes Viagra to Stay Live
Cops: Arizona Dad Left Kids in Car to Go to Bar
An Arizona man left his three small children in his car so he could get drinks with a friend at a Tempe bar
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