Taylor Swift is the new big set of feet because she’s tall for KEDS…

You know living out her model dream….now that she’s stole the souls of all the models she hangs out with, thanks to technology she’s developed in her evil empire with her billions of dollars and fame that she uses to lure these idiots in….

Only unlike models, this one gets the real payday because her “brand” embodies so much, and her audience is so engaged in her shitty music, that she’s more than just an instagram model, like all the other models, she’s got purpose…

All it takes is shitty fucking songs…and a good marketing campaign…

The real idiot in all this is me…because KEDS doesn’t pay me for this nonsense…and it’s not like there’s exposed labia or anything fun going on…

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I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is so powerful and in control of every aspect of her billion dollar career, that she’s got a team of people in place, strategically designed so that there is 360 degree coverage from every angle, so that people can’t get a picture of her vagina protruding from her skimpy shorts from all the excitement caused by being a powerhouse act that pretty much has all these puppet idiots, mostly models, around her to have her fun with, when she’s not burning through cock, like it was Paris Hilton’s burning vagina…

All this to say, I prefer when crotch shots are less creatively blocked, and more spread eagled so that I can see into her soul as she drips, cuz she clearly always drips, she’s wet like that, all over the examining room table…

Speaking of examining room tables, Lorde doing a “surprise song” for Taylor, or as I like to call her “Cool Girl Tay Tay”…who is every popstar, you know not just the popstar for the people, but the popstar’s popstar, who realizes that by friending everyone and through positivity, more people will like her and buy her music, which is her end goal…because you know she’s a terror behind closed doors…

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THe question is….

Does Taylor Swift collect people she has respect for. You know she wants to surround herself by people she is impressed by or who she finds interesting….or does Taylor Swift collect people so that from a marketing perspective she looks important….like the person to be friends with….or does Taylor Swift collect people because she didn’t have friends going out and now she can have any friends she wants….and the exciting thing about these friends is that she can manupulate them like real life barbies…

Or…does Taylor Swift want to be a model, and likes showing off her legs against the legs of all these Victoria’s Secret models… Or are these people just latching onto Taylor Swift because she’s famous and increases their profile?

She’s the focal point / centre of attention amongst people that the media talk about…making her more important….she’s got the #squad everyone wants to be part of, and she’s the most powerful act right now…so this is all marketing…if she wanted to be a model, she could be….she just wants to be the most relevant, talked about person…who gets more money than any model ever gets to endorse product..

I don’t have the answers, I just know Lena Dunham, or trying to understand what species Lena Dunham is, distracts me from Taylor Swift’s cameltoe…it must be intentional…

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Taylor Swift had some stupid fourth of July party at her ocean front East coast mansion, where a bunch of idiots attended, because she’s Taylor Swift, top of the charts star who you can’t say no to, especcially when you’re Gigi Hadid trying so hard to be as big as the Kardashians, aiming for the follower spillover share-for-share instagram plug while Taylor wants to seem like she has friends, and Martha Hunt, tags along because that’s what hired barbie dolls do…and I guess the real question is how much cocaine was there…or how much of any drugs were there…kids these days love fucking drugs…Molly at the ocean…but more importantly…how many orgasms did sex addicted, masked by love story, Taylor Swift had…including but not limited to ones from her cake cutting brother…

Rich people are so weird.

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Here’s Taylor Swift with her fake friends that she probably has a management deal with…because why the fuck else would she promote them…I mean they’re popular…and she may be trying to eat their souls as she does…but before she does…”let’s take a faggot picture together of us doing a jump for the fourth of july”…

Fuck these clowns…

Here’s Calvin Harris showing you his lottery win…whether they get married, he knocks her up, he gives her Rita Ora herpes she got on her rise to the record deal, or maybe he got them from groupies, or maybe she had them to begin with because John Mayer..who cares…LA is herpes…and having Taylor Swift riding your back…is a fucking win…she’s hot, the most successful act right now, and if you get to be a lyric in her song..that’s great for a DJ career…I respect that hustle…seriously..DJs…hilarious..

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Taylor Swift’s getting racy in her marketing…but I guess like LeeAnn Rimes before her taught us…you can be a homewrecking, fake titty, drunken or medicated slut, and people will still buy your Christmas album…

Country music fans are forgiving…they are people of the church, of Jesus, and as long as you’re not Black…or a Jew…but rather a good well rounded American Girl…who they grew up with…or who they watched grow up…they will always have your back…while famous dudes are cumming on your back..

You see, people like Taylor Swift…have managed to trick the world on multiple levels by speaking to their own insecurities and emotions when it comes to failed datings…she’s played the vulnerable victim just looking for love…when in reality shes just looking for a double penetration while eating out a model…and here she is posting slutty pics to instagram…as all girls do these days..and that I thank them for doing…because it helps me get through this meaningless life..

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Taylor Swift is working this model thing pretty aggressive. I guess she’s tall and skinny and now that she’s confident, not awkward and hotter than most models she hangs with, I’m talking to you Karlie Kloss, realizes that she could have made it as a model, if she hadn’t created this billion dollar enterprise that is her personal brand and career…where she still gets in magazines and talked about, but has an actual purpose deeper rooted than being a model…because models have nothing to offer the world and are useless…while Taylor Swift brings the soundtrack….like a messenger pigeon…that you can either kill youself or dance to…and with each play..she gets paid…

She’s won at life and I guess now she’s just coasting…tight shirt titties and all…

Here she is with her cats…who she will miss on her Euro tour because the internet LOVES cats…

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Taylor Swift has it all figured out. She has mastered getting people talking about her because they feel an intense emotionally connection to her. She’s been marketed as speak to the public’s needs and wants…and in doing that she’s always managed to come out on top. She’s always the victim…and one of the stories she was a victim in was that she had no belly button, because she always wore high waisted bathing suits…

Well, it looks like with her hundreds of millions of dollars…coupled with being the novelty person models and other celebrities like having around because she’s Taylor Swift….she’s either bought a belly button…or forund the confidence to show it off…being silly, because all of this is silly, the fact she makes as much as she does doing what she does is silly, so fuck with the media with one of your minions being cute…and I guess what it comes down to is that I’d totally fuck her belly button or really any part of her if she let me…I get turned on by social manipulating skinny girls who put out…making silly jokes.

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It is safe to say that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Calvin Harris is probably a lie or a diversion – because Taylor Swift has used relationships as a lie or diversion to connect to the masses and make a lot of money since pretty much her first song…She’s got this “poor me, I’m so sad, I just want love, so I made 100,000,000 dollars last year and let some DJ fuck me up the ass”…because “John Mayer Taught me how much I like being fucked up the ass”…while “One Direction was more into me fucking them up the ass, but they were so popular it was good for business, even if it lasted 3 weeks”…

It’s like this probable herpes ridden freakshow, tall, thin, powerhouse freak…knows how to fuck you…and probably herself…because with this many boyfriends…her pussy is insatiable…

All this to say…Calvin Harris is a fame whore…and I remember him when he was a hipster DJ no one cared about…

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