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2009

03

Dec

Taylor Swift and Demi Lovato for the Perverts of the Day

Here’s your barely legal jailbait lesbian fantasy of the day….I guess Taylor Swift and Demi Lovato had so much to catch up on, like talking about how big corporate entertainment people are exploiting them and their youth by turning them into huge brand names, or maybe they were comparing the Jonas brother’s dicks and anal sex tips they learned because they have to make a man cum somehow and in keeping inline with their contracts and their promise rings cuz Disney learned their lesson with Lohan, she pretty much ruined it for everyone by turning her pussy into some covert spy that needed to taste every fucking dick that came within 10 feet of her, making virginity part of the fame deal and based on the pics, the whole thing was pretty fucking boring..

****UPDATE**** these are pictures of Selena Gomez not Demi Lovato and those of you who noticed that are fucking creepy as fuck….the post applies to her too so just thought I’d correct myself and out you fuckers who emailed me by forwarding your emails to the FBI. You’ve been caught weirdo.

BONUS – Here are some pictures of Taylor Swift from last year in a music video wearing a bikini …….

Pics via Bauer

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2009

30

Nov

Taylor Swift Dirty Edit of the Day

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I respect the effort that went into this video and I felt bad that only a few hundred people saw it. I figured anything that edits Taylor Swifts word into taking about anal is something I should support, while whoever was sitting there editing this shit so it sounds seamless is someone I hope to never meet, only because it’s a weird fucking hobby that makes me uncomfortable, even if it was for some radio station no one cares about. It is like the guy who emails me fake celebrity nude pics he makes in photoshop only the multimedia version…..either way….you will like this…it will lighten your day and you will email it to friends,

Posted in:Dirty|Taylor Swift

2009

17

Sep

Kanye West and Taylor Swift Have the Same Agent of the Day

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In believing nothing you see on television or in the entertainment industy, because nothing gets on TV or without it being run by an approval board, because there is too much money on the line, making it impossible for people to just jump on stage and do shit like Kanye pulled, it turns out Kanye and Taylor both have the same agent.

His name is David Wirtschafter.

That means this was a lie to the people and a lie to everyone they have been interviewed by, including my favorite vagina, Whoopi Goldburg, reminding us that Talyor swift is a usless fucking cunt just trying to get more buzz and Kanye is still the piece of shit, closet case, only child brat with a dead mother.

We’re all such fucking idiots and should know better than this, so remember nothing you see is real. These people are just puppets and we just drink the fucking Kool Aid. I am usually way smarter than this. Oh well.

Posted in:Agent|Kanye West|Taylor Swift

2009

24

Aug

Katy Perry Hugging Taylor Swift and She Liked It of the Day

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Katy Perry is a cunt and as far as I am concerned everything she touches turns to shit. Whether it is teenage lesbian fantasies that now have the “kissed a girl and liked it” soundtrack, or my radio that I broke because everytime I turn it on hearing one of her songs is in the near future, or that band her boyfriend is in that I can’t take seriously anymore because I know the lead singer fucks her, and even fat tits are starting to lose their appeal cuz this bitch haunts me.

Here she is tainting Taylor Swift with her ugly face and toned down stupid outfit cuz she thinks that will work for her like she was Lady Gaga….

Here she is performing at V-Fest without pants on because that’s what all the popstars are doing and she’s trying to keep up cuz it’s not that easy for a bottom feeding useless piece of garbage who is losing out to a tranny like Lady Gaga in this race to popstardom…it looks like she’s in a fucking diaper….so fuck them all is what I say….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Lesbianism|Taylor Swift

2009

31

Jul

Taylor Swift in Some Period Short Shorts of the Day

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I am not too sure if Taylor Swift’s got her period yet because she’s supposed to be some kind of virgin icon to little girls everywhere, but she’s definitely taking the safety procautions in the event that she does by rockin’ a pair of red shorts. I guess it’s normal when you’re the only girl out of your friends who hasn’t got it yet, it makes you feel inadequate and undeveloped, especially with your string bean body, where you tower over all the other girls.

You know the constant wondering why God is unfair to you every morning when you excitedly check to see if you’ve been spotting, you know if it came to you in the night, because the boys stupidly only like girls who have their periods and big tits, because they don’t realize those girls who have their periods can get teenage pregnant and those big tits are going to be fat as fuck in a few years.

Either way here are her “virgin” legs on set of some movie in some shorts and she’s really not that interesting to look at..maybe she should join the volleyball team…I feel like that’s where she belongs….

Posted in:Period|Shorts|Taylor Swift

2009

02

Feb

Taylor Swift Doesn’t Show Off Her Underwear of the Day

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I hate Taylor Swift, she’s like this Emo/Country bullshit that drives me fucking crazy in song, and above all that, she’s tall and awkward looking and confuses me when people say how hot she is. There is an actual group of guys somewhere out there who print up her pictures, and asphyxiate themselves with their belts to heighten their orgasm, while listening to her fucking music, because they think she’s a fucking goddess. Well I don’t think a goddess would cocktease her die hard creepy fans by not showing them her pussy like a good girl would given the perfect opportunity she had here in Canada last week.

Posted in:Taylor Swift|Underwear

2008

11

Nov

Taylor Swift’s Shirt Isn’t See Through of the Day

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This shirt Taylor Swift is wearing looks like something that would normally be see through, but since her handlers have a firm grip on her to not have her fuck up and ruin whatever wholesome image she has that sells records, it looks like they doubled shit up so that you couldn’t get a glimpse of her tits and that’s really okay, sometimes things are better left to the imagination, especially when those things are my fat talking about buying a bikini for a vacation she thinks she’s going to win at the supermarket because she’s a valued customer, the only restitution I have is that they don’t make bikinis in her size, but I still know exactly what the shit would look like and that’s something I don’t really wish on anyone.

Posted in:See Through|Taylor Swift|Tits

2008

20

Oct

Taylor Swift Sings Some Rihanna of the Day

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I saw this shit on PerezHilton or something over the weekend and figured I’d post it because posting pictures is so much uploading and cropping and causes such an annoying uprising with the Paparazzi Agencies, doesn’t mean I am not going to post images, just means I am lazy right now and posting this.

It is Taylor Swift singing some Rihanna “Take a Bow” shit and it’s clearing in reference to getting dumped by the Jonas brother who she pretends she didn’t suck off, because he cheated on her with the other Jonas brother. The ones who pretend to be wholesome are the ones paying hookers to shove live ferrets in their asses while fucking a fake vagina they made out of deli meat and cardboard.

I figured this video won’t turn you on, but go to 3 minutes 45, she talks about being 11 and I know you’re so down with that. Weirdo.

Posted in:Rihanna Cover|Taylor Swift