Taylor Swift has this wholeseome image cuz it sells records. The reality is that she’s a dirty Hollywood chick who fucks rockstars who fuck everyone and she has probably done anal…a lot….which doesn’t bother me…because I like hookers and sluts…I just get annoyed when people bullshit us…

What we do know about her is that she banged some dudes who definitely have herpes, like John Mayer…and we know that she’s currently on the cusp of sex offending…dating some 18 year old Kennedy…so creepily that she bought his neighbor’s house to lock him in….and the whole thing is fucking insane to anyone with a brain…but so cute and beautiful for the suckers who buy into her act.

She’s doing Glamour magazine and I think it’d be more appropriate if this was Hustler in the 80s….but we can’t always get what we want…and people aren’t always portrayed the way they should be….

Here are the pics.

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I do not give a fuck about Taylor Swift. I don’t find her hot. I don’t find her interesting. I don’t care how many houses she has or how many vintage bathings suits she looks awkward in, I don’t care who she is dating, or if he is a Kennedy, or if there is a 4 year age gap and he’s only 18…I don’t care if she moved in next door to him like a stalker creep…I just like seeing her run like a skinny awkward bitch….almost like watching the nature channel…all flailing her arms like a clown….it makes me laugh…and that’s what this site is about…

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Taylor Swift is banging a Kennedy, because that’s just how American Royalty do it, and shit is irrelevant to me, partially cuz I don’t give a fuck about Taylor Swift or the Kennedys, not even those who get off for murder and live the rest of their live’s guilt ridden and alcoholic, but out of prison, cuz that’s what money and political ties will do….I don’t care about Nantucket, or the rich WASPS that rule the beaches and Yacht Clubs… I just care about trying to understand why Taylor Swift wears these high waisted bathing suits all the time….what is she hiding? Doesn’t she realize these are reserved for chubby girls into burlesque and pin-up, pulling some 50s beach flavor into one of their horrible routines lesbians really appreciate, and not for lean, skinny, seemingly fit girls, who clearly are just taking the whole classic White America thing a little too seriously…shouldn’t she be doing coke and raging out like a normal fucking starlet….

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I’ve heard Taylor Swift is a lesbian….I don’t know if that is entirely true…but like many lesbians she was broken by a dude bad enough to write a song about it…something normal people would see as being a little crazy about things…had it been their ex girlfriend writing a song about you…in a get the fuck over it you obsessive cunt….until realizing it is all marketing and about making money off public events to relate to losers hurting everywhere…all while letting girls eat her cunt cuz guys are dicks…..

If you know what I mean…..

But it turns out that the real dick is Taylor Swift….hence why her lesbian rumors may be truth…cuz wearing a dress that looks see through…but isn’t is like a spit in the face of all the motherfuckers who want to see the bitch in a see through….it’s a cocktease…something lesbians would do in their man-hating program to turn all girls lesbian…..and rip the dicks off all men who aren’t in their sperm donor farm to keep the world population controlled…and eating organic foods, wearing plaid, drinking in coffee shops and wearing combat boots….

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I don’t know when this video is from, I just know that it was emailed to me today, 1000 people like it on Facebook, and that it is apparently from over two Saturdays…

I am only posting it because I find Taylor Swift boring as shit, even though I know she’s a whore in the bedroom, and seeing her skirt blow up is hysterical, even though I know she is probably wearing double underwear so that she doesn’t have anything reveal, and there’s nothing worst than a girl in two pairs of underwear, especially when she’s a stripper or pop star avoiding humiliation…..

This could have been better, but I’ll take it for what it is, cuz this is just the video to get us warmed up….awesome.

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Taylor Swift is boring as shit….these bathing suit pictures are here to help prove my fucking point…I get it…she’s country, lives in Nashville, plays the whole wholesome act for her Christian fan base…it’s all a business to her…but I know there’s a LeAnn Rimes brewing somewhere deep inside of her…that I can only assume started to surface when she was getting fucked by serial womanizer who has pretty much had every chick in Hollywood, but more importanly has had his asshole licked by groupies I know here in Montreal….that he met that night…not that he rode out for a few months…cuz behind every slut is a dude who ruined her emotionally…

Either way, here’s her vintage bathing suit, Hollywood Glam, 1950s erotica to you weird pinup loving rockabilly weirdos…

She’s a little birdlike-but at least she’s not fat…

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Taylor Swift was spotted in a bikini in the Bahamas and I figured I have no choice but to post it…even if it is an attempt for her to get noticed…cuz I support girls who strip down to get noticed…I just usually prefer when they actually strip down…and not just do some bikini shit posed from afar on some weird angle that doesn’t allow me to know what level of ass I’m really dealing with…but I guess it’s better than nothing….not that I ever found Taylor Swift hot…but this posting all bikinis shit is my weakness…so under all circumstances and despite all copyright laws – here it is….I am a savior like that…at least to people who like Taylor Swift …or people who skinny girls in a bikini….or even people who like tropical scenes…who cares

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This has to be the worst Wax Figure of a celeb I have seen to date. I mean I couldn’t even tell the real Diddy apart from his wax version, but I see almost no similarities in this one and the real Taylor Swift…I have a feeling that it’s because the celebs are the ones who finance the shit, cuz it’s part of their marketing campaign of their new album, and they have final approval on what the thing is wearing and what the thing looks like, so it’s sade to say that this is what Taylor Swif wishes she looked like, if she had the ability to play god….

I would rather fuck the discount bargain basement pussy I made out of piss stained newspaper, toilet paper rolls, and chewed bubblegum I used as a hymen cuz I’m into virgins, than this…

I am just curious as to whether they do a full body mould and if they do, why isn’t the guy who works that part of the production process mass producing the Taylor Swift vagina section…..not because I like Taylor Swift…but because I like vagina.

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I should have known better when I posted my rant yesterday about how Taylor Swift and Bubble Boy are fucking. I didn’t bother doing my research, because I never do and that would be against my policy of being the laziest fucker I know even though I know some lazy fuckers…She just dropped an album, she’s on a publicity tour, it’s all marketing….Bubble boy is still a closet case who doesn’t like girls….

Speaking of bubble boy, I don’t find Taylor Swift hot…I never did… I always found her weird lookin. Like the asthmatic legally blind 8 year old crackbaby who is allergic to everything who lives next door and who ends up in an ambulance on a regular basis cuz his stamina just can’t keep up with his will to be normal…

After looking at these pics and visualizing her rockin a cock and not a mic, cumming or making sex faces and not just feelin’ her own music a little too much, I really don’t think she’s jerk off material…she is just awkward movin’ at best…The kind of girl you close your eyes when you fuck cuz she’s just movin’ weird and distracting you with weirdness…But I’m not judging if you do, I really don’t care what pathetic shit you do to yourself…

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