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2012

20

Aug

Taylor Swift Vintage Bikini of the Day

Taylor Swift is banging a Kennedy, because that’s just how American Royalty do it, and shit is irrelevant to me, partially cuz I don’t give a fuck about Taylor Swift or the Kennedys, not even those who get off for murder and live the rest of their live’s guilt ridden and alcoholic, but out of prison, cuz that’s what money and political ties will do….I don’t care about Nantucket, or the rich WASPS that rule the beaches and Yacht Clubs… I just care about trying to understand why Taylor Swift wears these high waisted bathing suits all the time….what is she hiding? Doesn’t she realize these are reserved for chubby girls into burlesque and pin-up, pulling some 50s beach flavor into one of their horrible routines lesbians really appreciate, and not for lean, skinny, seemingly fit girls, who clearly are just taking the whole classic White America thing a little too seriously…shouldn’t she be doing coke and raging out like a normal fucking starlet….


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2012

22

May

Taylor Swift Phony Lesbian See Through of the Day

I’ve heard Taylor Swift is a lesbian….I don’t know if that is entirely true…but like many lesbians she was broken by a dude bad enough to write a song about it…something normal people would see as being a little crazy about things…had it been their ex girlfriend writing a song about you…in a get the fuck over it you obsessive cunt….until realizing it is all marketing and about making money off public events to relate to losers hurting everywhere…all while letting girls eat her cunt cuz guys are dicks…..

If you know what I mean…..

But it turns out that the real dick is Taylor Swift….hence why her lesbian rumors may be truth…cuz wearing a dress that looks see through…but isn’t is like a spit in the face of all the motherfuckers who want to see the bitch in a see through….it’s a cocktease…something lesbians would do in their man-hating program to turn all girls lesbian…..and rip the dicks off all men who aren’t in their sperm donor farm to keep the world population controlled…and eating organic foods, wearing plaid, drinking in coffee shops and wearing combat boots….

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2011

24

Aug

Taylor Swift Ass Flash to Start the Day

I don’t know when this video is from, I just know that it was emailed to me today, 1000 people like it on Facebook, and that it is apparently from over two Saturdays…

I am only posting it because I find Taylor Swift boring as shit, even though I know she’s a whore in the bedroom, and seeing her skirt blow up is hysterical, even though I know she is probably wearing double underwear so that she doesn’t have anything reveal, and there’s nothing worst than a girl in two pairs of underwear, especially when she’s a stripper or pop star avoiding humiliation…..

This could have been better, but I’ll take it for what it is, cuz this is just the video to get us warmed up….awesome.

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2011

23

Aug

Taylor Swift Vintage Bathing Suit Weirdness of the Day

Taylor Swift is boring as shit….these bathing suit pictures are here to help prove my fucking point…I get it…she’s country, lives in Nashville, plays the whole wholesome act for her Christian fan base…it’s all a business to her…but I know there’s a LeAnn Rimes brewing somewhere deep inside of her…that I can only assume started to surface when she was getting fucked by serial womanizer who has pretty much had every chick in Hollywood, but more importanly has had his asshole licked by groupies I know here in Montreal….that he met that night…not that he rode out for a few months…cuz behind every slut is a dude who ruined her emotionally…

Either way, here’s her vintage bathing suit, Hollywood Glam, 1950s erotica to you weird pinup loving rockabilly weirdos…

She’s a little birdlike-but at least she’s not fat…

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2011

15

Feb

Taylor Swift Bahama Bikini Picture of the Day

Taylor Swift was spotted in a bikini in the Bahamas and I figured I have no choice but to post it…even if it is an attempt for her to get noticed…cuz I support girls who strip down to get noticed…I just usually prefer when they actually strip down…and not just do some bikini shit posed from afar on some weird angle that doesn’t allow me to know what level of ass I’m really dealing with…but I guess it’s better than nothing….not that I ever found Taylor Swift hot…but this posting all bikinis shit is my weakness…so under all circumstances and despite all copyright laws – here it is….I am a savior like that…at least to people who like Taylor Swift …or people who skinny girls in a bikini….or even people who like tropical scenes…who cares

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2010

29

Oct

Taylor Swift’s Shitty Wax Figure of the Day

This has to be the worst Wax Figure of a celeb I have seen to date. I mean I couldn’t even tell the real Diddy apart from his wax version, but I see almost no similarities in this one and the real Taylor Swift…I have a feeling that it’s because the celebs are the ones who finance the shit, cuz it’s part of their marketing campaign of their new album, and they have final approval on what the thing is wearing and what the thing looks like, so it’s sade to say that this is what Taylor Swif wishes she looked like, if she had the ability to play god….

I would rather fuck the discount bargain basement pussy I made out of piss stained newspaper, toilet paper rolls, and chewed bubblegum I used as a hymen cuz I’m into virgins, than this…

I am just curious as to whether they do a full body mould and if they do, why isn’t the guy who works that part of the production process mass producing the Taylor Swift vagina section…..not because I like Taylor Swift…but because I like vagina.

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2010

27

Oct

Taylor Swift Makes Awkward Sex Faces While Performing of the Day

I should have known better when I posted my rant yesterday about how Taylor Swift and Bubble Boy are fucking. I didn’t bother doing my research, because I never do and that would be against my policy of being the laziest fucker I know even though I know some lazy fuckers…She just dropped an album, she’s on a publicity tour, it’s all marketing….Bubble boy is still a closet case who doesn’t like girls….

Speaking of bubble boy, I don’t find Taylor Swift hot…I never did… I always found her weird lookin. Like the asthmatic legally blind 8 year old crackbaby who is allergic to everything who lives next door and who ends up in an ambulance on a regular basis cuz his stamina just can’t keep up with his will to be normal…

After looking at these pics and visualizing her rockin a cock and not a mic, cumming or making sex faces and not just feelin’ her own music a little too much, I really don’t think she’s jerk off material…she is just awkward movin’ at best…The kind of girl you close your eyes when you fuck cuz she’s just movin’ weird and distracting you with weirdness…But I’m not judging if you do, I really don’t care what pathetic shit you do to yourself…

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2010

27

Oct

Taylor Swift is Banging a Queer of the Day

You may or may not know the story that sky rocketed this site into me being labeled a whiney little bitch and a liar on E! and by sky rocketed I mean no one bothered caring that I had the funniest experience with Jake Gyellenhaal back when he was filming a movie in Montreal and I said “Aren’t you the guy who killed Heath Ledger” and he had a fit throwin his hands around in the air like he was a gay guy who just found out they cancelled Will & Grace or who just found out that Broadway was shut down for renovations or who just heard he had AIDs, or whatever over dramatic gay dudes get their women’s panties in a know over…

Now Jake didn’t put a hand on me, I was just asked to leave, but he did shove the girl I was with, leading me to think this whole rumor of him banging Taylor Swift is just a rumor and if anything, Jake is Taylor Swift, it’s amazing what movie magic can do, and really just let the man live his dream as a country music starlet, I mean he has had everything else he’s ever wanted in life, like most spoil brats…even his tongue in Heath Ledger’s mouth…it’s so dreamy….

And if I am wrong and Jake Gyellenhaal is not in fact Taylor Swift and is in fact getting inside Taylor Swift…she better be careful, his self involved hissy fits can leave a bitch with a black eye…cuz that’s what spoiled rich kids do.

The good news is that the ones who play wholesome for their Christian fans are the ones who are the real bad ones behind closed doors, eventually losing their shit cuz you can’t live a lie forever…

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2010

30

Sep

Taylor Swift in Tight Pants Lookin’ Wholesome of the Day

Taylor swift is not hot, if anything she’s fucking boring, but for some reason people want to fuck her, at that reason is the assumption she’s a virgin and has a vagina…but I think that’s all marketing…there’s no such thing as wholesome these days, especially not when you’re a celebrity, cuz the internet has fucked everyone up, leading to all night sex parties, and anal sex at 14 to not get pregnant, I watch Oprah, I know these things, and I also know it’d make for a pretty shitty marketing campaign when reaching out to Christian parents to buy albums for their kids, as Christian parents represent America and are also the only people still buying albums….it’s all about makin’ the money her talent doesn’t deserve…so here’s hoping these pictures of her are viewed in nothing by the dirtiest, sleaziest way.. make her a little more like the whore I am convinced she is or at least that she should be…

She’s young, in tight pants, wearing red lipstick, giving seductive eyes, sounds like a good enough formula, put on one of her songs and run with it perverts….

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2010

21

Jun

Taylor Swift in a Weird Fucking Bikini of the Day

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in these pictures…I am confused. See I can tell this Taylor Swift is in a bikini, but it’s probably the weirdest, non-erotic bikini I have ever seen. You know the kind of bikini you’d expect your grandmother to wear to the pool in her condo building because she’s still young at heart, but old in body. Shit looks like a fucking girdle, you know like those SPANX shits moms wear to make their pussy gunt look less bloated, and I guess the only explanation is that Taylor Swift has her period…or that she’s just sloppy as fuck disguised in a long and lean body…something we used to call SLIMFATS and I guess it really shouldn’t matter, cuz bikini or high waisted bikini or not…Taylor Swift has about as much sex appeal as 3 days old horse shit, which I guess is okay by her, cuz it keeps her country, and that’s the market she’s trying to appeal to…..but not okay to people who fuck horse shit, cuz you want to get it while it’s still warm and most, otherwise it just crumbles apart….

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