Taylor Swift and her bear trap vagina….are in some fashion shoot for Elle, because people think she’s fabulous and a big deal….the CEO of her own company…writing love songs for tweens about the countless sex partners she’s had and pretended were boyfriends cuz it feels less slutty that way….and I don’t hate her for it…I don’t listen to the radio so it’s like she doesn’t exist to me…I just wish she was a little less successful, had a few more daddy issues and craved male attention outside of the comfort of her own home, but instead in the public, like a party slut poptart of yesteryear…cuz those girls had breast implants and flashed vagina…I’m talking to you Lohan and Britney…..

Either way, here’s her boring, because boring is what she does, fashion shoot….

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I really really exciting Taylor Swift news….no…she isn’t pregnant…no her serial dating hasn’t ended in multiple abortions from different men of various ages….no she hasn’t got a condom sponsorship….and these aren’t pics of her getting a PAP Smear or her HPV Vaccine….these are pics of her dressed like Rapunzel for all you weird perverts who watch Disney movies with your kids and think – I’d totally do Jasmine or Pokemom or Snow White the gangbang queen….because I know that somewhere out there…is someone who’s really into these pics….unfortunately that person isn’t me…I find Taylor Swift annoying, her music annoying, her constant sex with dudes semi interesting but ultimately annoying cuz she uses it for marketing…and the whole thing is brainwashing the youth….making her the devil….

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OMG! Taylor Swift is such a harlot….You know first she’s publically dated a handful of dudes…some way older and known perverts…and other’s way younger….bouncing from cock to cock like some kind of daddy issued up pornstar trying to understand what love is….unfortunately to channel into horrible, juvenille, songs that rape our ears all while making her a billionaire….the world is crazy….

Now she’s out showing the world her stick on bra cup that she wore to the Golden Globes….you know giving us a peak into her dirty dark side that we all know exists under all the marketing hype…cuz all girls are the same….cock hungry…and so into giving boners..

I felt this moment was so important, that I’d animated gif it…..to hold onto it for all time….

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Taylor Swift may not be an official hooker, but she is a puppet the record label has used to make a lot of money, by exploiting her little wholesome teenage girl angle as hard as they fucking can, you know that whole good little Jesus loving Christian girl, despite the fact that she’s constantly in relationships with countless famous dudes, who you know she has very naughty sex with, to make up for all the lies she’s spewing to the public…I’m talking dirty fucking porno sex with a lot of partners that explain why her “wholesome” spread for Paris Match, a magazine that I used to jerk off to cuz it published tits, back in the 90s, features dead, souless eyes in….eyes I’ve seen in most hookers I’ve had sex with who have sold their soul to devil…and that excites me….unless of course Taylor Swift is just a fucking robot, which is always possible…who knows…but more importantly…who cares.

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Here’s a life changing video of Harry Styles from One Direction…a pop band you probably have heard and hate…doing a little walk of shame leaving Taylor Swift’s hotel room a few minutes before Taylor Swift….after spending the night with her…sliding his dick deep inside her cock loving vagina….

This girl plays the wholesome angle up for her fans, but bitch has more boyfriends than a street hooker…young harlot…doing young harlot things….

I figured I’d post it cuz calling out a girl for having sex…with or without me…especially when she’s some Jesus freak icon…who is actually boy crazy…is one of my favorite things to do…

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I don’t know what is wrong with Taylor Swift’s vagina…but I assume it’s got big old lips that are hungry enough to eat whatever gets in their way…from celebrity players who likely gave her ass herpes…to tween boys related to the Kennedys – she’s down to fuck…..Just a few weeks ago SHE BROUGHT HER CAMEL TOE TO A PAIR OF SHORTS and now this….it’s like she doesn’t even care about faking this Christian wholesome girl with wholesome girl problems like boys….and is more interested in putting her cunt out there…cuz whining about boyfriend problems is for 12 year olds….Taylor Swift is woman and part of the Sex and the City generation….which means she’s more into the fuck….even if it is with her pants while in situations where dick would be deemed inappropriate – like on Letterman….

Thanks to our good friend DEAN for sending this in…..

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Taylor Swift rockin the mic like it was 18 year old Kennedy cock…..while Ellen fists herself in the corner…

I find nothing hot or erotic or sexy about Taylor Swift. Maybe I’ve been in this staring a girls on the internet game too fucking long and nothing turns me on…or maybe I just have expectations out of girls…and being skinny, or showing some leg isn’t enough to get me hard….I need shit up on the cerebral level…I need a bitch to mind fuck me…not just make me angry with how boring she is…or how annoying her songs are….I know that Taylor Swift’s mission in life is to make 100s of millions of dollars and not to give me boners….her boner giving is reserved for 18 year old society boys with a bootlegging and corrupt political family history…and even being that kind of pervert…or the kind of pervert you know licked John Mayer’s asshole while jerking off…just doesn’t do it…cuz she hides all that amazing behavior behind a good Christian girl…and unless the girl is a good Christian girl I am corrupting…and not a corrupt girl pretending to be a good Christian girl for money…my dick remains flacid….

But here she is on Ellen and you know Ellen’s pussy was dripping for this shit….she had to change her boxer briefs….cuz anytime a girl rocks a phallus that doesn’t look like a penis…cuz penis is the enemy in her world…she gets excited…especially when said girl is dressed like a naughty secretary…Ellen’s favorite.

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Taylor Swift has this wholeseome image cuz it sells records. The reality is that she’s a dirty Hollywood chick who fucks rockstars who fuck everyone and she has probably done anal…a lot….which doesn’t bother me…because I like hookers and sluts…I just get annoyed when people bullshit us…

What we do know about her is that she banged some dudes who definitely have herpes, like John Mayer…and we know that she’s currently on the cusp of sex offending…dating some 18 year old Kennedy…so creepily that she bought his neighbor’s house to lock him in….and the whole thing is fucking insane to anyone with a brain…but so cute and beautiful for the suckers who buy into her act.

She’s doing Glamour magazine and I think it’d be more appropriate if this was Hustler in the 80s….but we can’t always get what we want…and people aren’t always portrayed the way they should be….

Here are the pics.

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I do not give a fuck about Taylor Swift. I don’t find her hot. I don’t find her interesting. I don’t care how many houses she has or how many vintage bathings suits she looks awkward in, I don’t care who she is dating, or if he is a Kennedy, or if there is a 4 year age gap and he’s only 18…I don’t care if she moved in next door to him like a stalker creep…I just like seeing her run like a skinny awkward bitch….almost like watching the nature channel…all flailing her arms like a clown….it makes me laugh…and that’s what this site is about…

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