Taylor Swift has a long lean body…and lately, I’ve been finding her hot, but for some reason, every time she gets into a bikini, which happens every once in a while, she’s rockin’ these old lady form fitting, belly hiding, gunt/muff gut shaping bottoms that just look fucking clown-like.

She rocks these so much, that I am convinced she’s hiding something from us, maybe a freakish birthmark, or damage from all the sex she’s had, or even a scar, or testicles, or who the fuck knows, a twin she ate and hasn’t had removed because it gives her her demon powers to manipulate the youth, or a tattoo….

There is something behind this constant high waisted bullshit, and someone needs to get to the bottom of it…like it’s one of life’s great mysteries, which it is, cuz right now, as I stare at it…it is all that fucking matters..and it’s confusing me, turning what could be hot, into something horrible…

I mean she’s in her 20s, get her some Brazilan cut shorts yo!

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Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez make up the puppets who have been chosen amongst all the other puppets out there to brainwash the youth through their music.

So it is only natural that they are friends, or at least spend some time together, because they are both in the same boat, probably leaving some Disney executive meeting about how they are colonizing Mars behind our backs, and to keep up the dancing and dating scandals to distract us from the insane laws they keep passing under our noses, so that real journalism never sees the light of day, and that the rich can keep getting richer…

That or they are just milking a lesbian fantasy for you perverts who have very specific sexual needs that involve young starlets with hugely successful, lots of radio play, horrible songs….

Or maybe, it has to do with Selena Gomez’s 21st birthday…OMG…who gives a fuck…

I’d say more labia, but I like the titty show…everybody put your elbows in the air…

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I heard the Taylor Swift Trouble song on the radio the other day for the first time and it won me over….now I hate pop music, but anyone who tries to argue that that isn’t one of the best composed pop songs in the last few years is just hating on her for the sake of hating on her…when really we should be supporting her for being a tall, skinny thing who may even have some implants now, who despite wearing her high waisted bikini because she thinks she’s fat, or has some scars from all the abortions she’s had to have done surgically cuz her vagina was ridden with herpes so bad it swelled shut and they couldn’t get the vacuum in…turns me the fuck on…I guess like a 14 year old girl, I’m easily brain washed…or maybe I just like sluts…even when they aren’t marketed as sluts…especially when they are worth 100 million dollars…

I am ready to K-Fed her.

Here are her 4th of July pics…

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Is this Taylor Swift’s Nipple…this GIF was just sent to me from a faithful creep on FACEBOOK we call FOETUS….and I just can’t tell whether I can actually see what I want to see or if my mind is just playing tricks on me because I have a thing for really reach popstars who have made a career exposing dudes they fuck that they pretend they date cuz it is accessible to any girl who has ever been in love…leading to her doing all kinds of market research with her pussy in efforts to get more and more experience to sing about cuz that shit pays the fucking bills and makes the fucking empire an empire…

It’s like we’ve all turned this wholesome chick into a slut who sleeps around, and who is now sexing herself up as a woman, instead of an awkward team, all from buying her music…and now out of fear of losing her magic basic as fuck lyrics, she fucks and fucks and fucks…to get inspired…and there’s something amazing about that…

I am a fan.

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What happened to this awkward nerdy hundred millionaire in her oversized clothes and sneakers making her long lean model-like body look like some kind of lanky character in a sitcom that always falls all over herself…

I just don’t know…

But I do know that I like it. It’s like the weird girl makeover that happened in every Teen Comedy of the 90s, only real life. Take off the glasses, apply some make-up, put her in a hot dress, let down her hair, and boom, all of a sudden babe.

I heard she’s gonna be in Canada this weekend, too bad I’m too lazy, cuz otherwise I’d totally stand out her hotel waiting for an autograph in the form of herpes…you know the real fan kind of autograph that you can’t frame, but you can remember forever.

Taylor Swift, I love you.

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I don’t know why I suddenly have a boner for Taylor Swift. I think it’s just because I like sluts, whether they are girls pulling out their tits in the club, or showing me the sandwich in her panties at the deli, or even when they are going home with strangers to suck their dick, as their boyfriends as at home, sluts just excite me.

I guess it’s partially to do with regular girls not being able to control their basic animalistic need to get knocked up, because a girl who can’t control her urges to get a dick inside her, is usually a lot of fun to hang out with

And partially because I like seeing reality, instead of these Taylor Swift wholesome acts, that you know behind closed doors, involve licking asshole while jerking dudes off, that we’ll never hear or find out about, because she only lets the public know about the multiple boyfriends she has sex with more than once…and there’s already been a lot of those.

You see, I know girls who bang a different dude everyday, some who bang a different dude every month, and people call them sluts, while Taylor Swift pretends they are her boyfriend to be more media friendly, but still gets at least 12 cocks a year….

Meaning the truth behind these pictures tell me a story I can masturbate to, coupled with the fact that she’s not fat, rich and famous, makes her porn to me.

Here she is performing….

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I like where Taylor Swift is going with her costumes. You know showing off her long legs and skinny little body. Glamming it up a little, rather than just being some awkward looking money making machine. But in my defines, I love when girls get slutty, especially when their vaginas, historically, at least according to her public image, is already slutty to begin with. You know a girl who’s banged a few dozen dudes, some of whom via her ass, and mouth…and who dresses the part, rather than pulling some wholesome, everyday chick.

All this to say, this is a good look, good strategy, turn the long weird looking girl, into a push up bra, short short wearing slag.

I’m down.

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I don’t know what is going on here, not that Taylor Swift is doing a duet with the Rolling Stone, but that Taylor Swift is turning me on. Maybe it is Mick Jagger’s flamboyancy, or maybe his hard wrinkled face just reminds me of a pussy eager to get fucked…or maybe, just maybe, Taylor Swift’s well traveled twat is well traveled for good reason…and that reason isn’t her money, or her silly tween anthems, but her legs….for days.

Here’s the video…The Rolling Stones are good…even with Taylor Swift in a tight outfit sabotaging their classic songs…who while in a tight outfit is allowed to sabotage whatever she likes, unfortunately, not sabotaging my penis.

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Taylor Swift, a girl who you may have heard of, because she’s bigger than god…in fact I think more people care that she kicked off her “Red Tour” in Omaha yesterday, than they do about the new pope…you know…cuz she’s both bigger than Jesus and probably has more money than him…

Well she’s taking the right direction in her costumes as it turns out in her quest to be taken seriously, because everyone laughs at her serial relationships that are really just hook ups she’s wheeling, but pretends are relationships thanks to her PR team trying to make her vagina filling actions sincere and honest and ethical and moral…cuz they don’t want to tarnish her image…it makes far too much money and works…..

Because slutty fetish gear, showing off her thin legs, even for someone who isn’t a fan….is awesome….

Can’t wait til the empire bursts as they always do….when she realizes she’s got enough money and can drop the act….

It’s already starting. Ultimately, because all girls are sluts at their core…and if you don’t believe me….it’s a scientific fact.

Here’s a video – Don’t Blame Me for the Song….

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It makes me laugh that Taylor Swift’s choice of dresses is making news…I mean it makes me wonder if we’ve lost all hope….or maybe things in our lives are just so boring and pathetic…that we have become mindless drones that fill our brains with useless fucking content and information like what dress Taylor Swift is wearing….like there aren’t fucking injustices in the world…or diseases to be cured…or corruption in the government…or fights that need to be fought…or adventured to take….but instead I am here…and you are here…looking at a skinny bitch who loves to get fucked by a lot of different people and covers her tracks by pretending they were in a “relationship”….so she doesn’t come across as being a slut…cuz it will ruin her vanilla image that behind closed doors is filled with anal….and in that comes a tighter fucking dress…cuz it’s time to have a little sex appeal….because everyone is watching….god knows why….so make the fucking most of it….when all I see is a cum stain on our society….but I feel that way about all these celebrities that are just distraction to the actual bad shit going on….

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