Tricia Helfer is some Canadian actress who nerds love because she was hired for some low budget Canadian show that for some reason nerds bought into…because she was the discount bargain basement actor that fit into their budget….

Which teaches us all a valuable lesson, that sometimes buying the bootleg version of what you want, you know the sale item, no name brand version isn’t always that bad an option, especially when it comes to women, because there’s the expensive ones that cost money and have attitude and the ones willing to do shit for a warm shower all eager and shit…and when it’s all said and done, in both cases you get the same outcome…aids….or an orgasm…or a wife you can’t get rid of…or in the case of Battlestar Gallatica, a girl you turned semi-famous.

Here are her bikini pics from vacation.

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I generally hate Canadian women who make the move to LA and actually get work and stay in LA because they have these egos that are annoying to be around, like that they are more important than Canada, even if they are, it’s just annoying to be around, especially when you are trying to fuck.

I generally like Canadian women who make the move to LA and don’t make it, because not everyone in LA has a deep enough throat, or drive to destroy anyone that gets in their way of fame…

Tricia Helfer falls somewhere between the two, but she’s attending events which is a good thing but flaunting her tits hard, which is a good thing for us, but a desperate thing for her, making her the perfect amount of confusing for you to masturbate to…kinda like that time you jerked off to tranny porn.

To see her tits from all kinds of other angles CLICK HERE

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38 year old Canadian Tricia Helfer slut who is still hustling her model body that landed her on some nerd TV show, even though she’s a few years past prime, and that’s ok with me, approval I am sure she’s seeking, even though that along with the rest of the world she has no idea this site even exists….because I like seeing bitches put in work…even if they are middle aged, married and irrelevant….cuz she could just throw in the towel now that all is said and done, but instead she keeps bringing it…even if she has to self produce it….and that’s the first step in making a sex tape….self shot bikini for attention lead to self shot nudes for attention lead to masturbating on cam for attention which lead to taking three cocks at the same time while squirting videos….I’ve seen it happen so many times before….

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Tricia Helfer is 38 year old Candian actor who doesn’t offend me in her bikini, which is seriously fucking rare, cuz the cut off date, or the expiry date is usually 30 and most of the time even that is stretching it, but I guess she didn’t let herself go to have babies that raped her body harder than the baby daddy in the process of getting her pregnant, or maybe it is cuz she hasn’t quite got that Oscar she was hoping for when auditioning for Battlestar Gallactica, and knows she has work to put in, or maybe it is cuz she’s got a filter and is only showing tits, leaving her cellulite ridden thighs and dumpy 40 year old ass out of the frame, whatever it is, I am into it…

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I’ve been drinking wine all morning…

Here’s TRICIA HELFER a Canadian Farmer…turned model….who did campaigns for pretty much everyone….including Playboy….turned actor in Battlestar Galactica….in her bikini from last month…but I noticed shit posting up around the internet…including the stepFORUM and I figured since I’m not allowed to post paparazzi pics anymore, and I’m forced to post twitter pics…this is the best I can do….37 year old f-list stars in blurry bikini pics who have more money than me…all thanks to tits…depressing…happy black history month…happy valentines day…it is right around the corner you know…kill me.

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