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2013

17

Dec

Tricia Helfer in her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Tricia Helfer is some Canadian actress who nerds love because she was hired for some low budget Canadian show that for some reason nerds bought into…because she was the discount bargain basement actor that fit into their budget….

Which teaches us all a valuable lesson, that sometimes buying the bootleg version of what you want, you know the sale item, no name brand version isn’t always that bad an option, especially when it comes to women, because there’s the expensive ones that cost money and have attitude and the ones willing to do shit for a warm shower all eager and shit…and when it’s all said and done, in both cases you get the same outcome…aids….or an orgasm…or a wife you can’t get rid of…or in the case of Battlestar Gallatica, a girl you turned semi-famous.

Here are her bikini pics from vacation.

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2013

29

Aug

Tricia Helfer Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

I generally hate Canadian women who make the move to LA and actually get work and stay in LA because they have these egos that are annoying to be around, like that they are more important than Canada, even if they are, it’s just annoying to be around, especially when you are trying to fuck.

I generally like Canadian women who make the move to LA and don’t make it, because not everyone in LA has a deep enough throat, or drive to destroy anyone that gets in their way of fame…

Tricia Helfer falls somewhere between the two, but she’s attending events which is a good thing but flaunting her tits hard, which is a good thing for us, but a desperate thing for her, making her the perfect amount of confusing for you to masturbate to…kinda like that time you jerked off to tranny porn.

To see her tits from all kinds of other angles CLICK HERE

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2012

29

Oct

Katee Sackhoff & Tricia Helfer in Some Calendar Shoot of the Day

What the world needs now more than anything…you know with the Hurricane about to rape us as a preview of the murder that is going to happen next month when the end of the world hits…you know the calm before the actual apocalypse….nature’s rape before murder because otherwise it is just gross….is a Battlestar Galactica calendar for 2013….even if it is not actually for Battlestar Galactica but instead just staring 2 of their “babes” who aren’t really all that hot…at least not in these pics….but since I know the people and/or person who accidentally may read this site…is probably really into this sci/fi nerd shit…and I am all about accommodating my fan…because without you…I am nothing….even if I am already nothing…just like 2013…cuz I predict shit’s not gonna happen….even if this calendar did.

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2012

15

Aug

Tricia Helfer’s Suntanning Self Shot Pics of the Day


38 year old Canadian Tricia Helfer slut who is still hustling her model body that landed her on some nerd TV show, even though she’s a few years past prime, and that’s ok with me, approval I am sure she’s seeking, even though that along with the rest of the world she has no idea this site even exists….because I like seeing bitches put in work…even if they are middle aged, married and irrelevant….cuz she could just throw in the towel now that all is said and done, but instead she keeps bringing it…even if she has to self produce it….and that’s the first step in making a sex tape….self shot bikini for attention lead to self shot nudes for attention lead to masturbating on cam for attention which lead to taking three cocks at the same time while squirting videos….I’ve seen it happen so many times before….

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2012

06

Aug

Tricia Helfer Twitters her Bikini Top of the Day

Tricia Helfer is 38 year old Candian actor who doesn’t offend me in her bikini, which is seriously fucking rare, cuz the cut off date, or the expiry date is usually 30 and most of the time even that is stretching it, but I guess she didn’t let herself go to have babies that raped her body harder than the baby daddy in the process of getting her pregnant, or maybe it is cuz she hasn’t quite got that Oscar she was hoping for when auditioning for Battlestar Gallactica, and knows she has work to put in, or maybe it is cuz she’s got a filter and is only showing tits, leaving her cellulite ridden thighs and dumpy 40 year old ass out of the frame, whatever it is, I am into it…

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2012

09

Feb

Tricia Helfer Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

I’ve been drinking wine all morning…

Here’s TRICIA HELFER a Canadian Farmer…turned model….who did campaigns for pretty much everyone….including Playboy….turned actor in Battlestar Galactica….in her bikini from last month…but I noticed shit posting up around the internet…including the stepFORUM and I figured since I’m not allowed to post paparazzi pics anymore, and I’m forced to post twitter pics…this is the best I can do….37 year old f-list stars in blurry bikini pics who have more money than me…all thanks to tits…depressing…happy black history month…happy valentines day…it is right around the corner you know…kill me.

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2008

23

Sep

Tricia Helfer’s Showing Some Tit Off of the Day

Here is some Canadian Pussy from Battlestar Gallactica where she plays some kind of android or some shit. I figure the idea of robot women is one you hold close to your heart because they are a lot more realistic that the sex doll you’ve been dreaming about for the last few years but can’t manage to buy since they are expensive, so when I saw her showing off her tit, I figured I’d throw it up there for you.

I guess the idea of having a robot for a wife isn’t so bad, but my rationale isn’t because I can’t get real girls, like you. It is because I have a real life wife and she’s a pain in the ass, who would be a lot more fun to hang out if she had a give me a blow job button or a shut the fuck up and do my laundry button, especially if she looked like the blueprint I have drawn up for the perfect piece of ass. It’s some Weird Science shit that I’ve never really been able to get out of my head since I saw that movie back in ’86.

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