When someone is the babe on a low budget sci-fi, especially a hugely popular, cult status low budget sci-fi like Battlestar Galactica ….

It’s safe to assume, that even when the babe from the show is in her 50s or 60s….a huge group of loyal fan boys still jerk off to her.

These are the weirdos waiting in line at the COMIC conventions around the world…

The good news is, despite being 100 fucking years old, she’s still relatively fuckable, the kind of old lady where you see the MENOPAUSE as a gift and not a dried up pussy curse…and becomes a dry pussy causes friction so you feel all of your inch.

Even though you’d probably want to knock up Tricia Helfer if dreams did come true…but they don’t…not for you…NOPE…

I guess he has an ONLYFANS and probably prints fucking money.

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Tricia Helfer is a Canadian model turned actress who is possibly best known for Battlestar Galactica, because all the nerds I know love Battlestar Galactica and the fact that Tricia Helfer was the hot chick in that shit makes me think the nerds are loyal to her from that shit…

She has done other acting jobs, but her core fanbase is likely the nerds from Battlestar Galactica…and now she’s got the more important job of cashing the fuck in on those nerds, who have credit cards and deep commitment to telling her they love her BOBS AND VAGINS…

It’s like none of these people have actual souls, they just see easy money and run with it, because acting doesn’t pay all that much, or at least doesn’t squeeze every penny it can out of the audience they’ve built through whoring…..

They call it the FAN EXPERIENCE to sleep at night and not feel like WHORES…but becoming models and actors in the firstplace comes with whoring….and luckily so do we…come to whoring…

Anyway, why start a direct to consumer beverage brand, too much work, just sell ASS…at 52 years old…PERVERT on many levels…but time’s running out…so this happened…

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Tricia Helfer may be old as shit now, I am assuming she’s around 50 years old, but there was a time that Canada’s own Maple Syrup Queen was masturbation fodder to nerds everywhere, and unfortunately, due to nerds inability to move on with their life, probably still is…which is likely why her nude pic from 1998 is making its way on the internet today, probably a throwback to the glory days posted by her, in what I would call good planning and something all young girls under 25 should be aware of, because get the smutty pics when you were hot, so you can give you husband them to jerk off to when you’re not cuz you’re old….prior to this lazy ass generation of sluts selling nudes instead of getting a job because of mental health and coddling that made them lazy agoraphobics….girls usually only got slutty around Tricia Helfer’s current age of near 50 after a divorce threw them into sexual exploration and being sluts taking all the dick they should have got after watching porn and being angry their husband, now that he has money, is fucking a 20 year old porn sugar baby….and they feel the need to try to compete….so get it in when you’re young….like this Battlestar Galactica girl you’d want to cuck.

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I guess TRICIA HELFER didn’t quite go the route of CHYNA and grow out a dick before doing some shitty porn then dying of steroid related chronic pain from being a wrestler, only to overdose or die of a heart attack from said chronic pain…

Instead she’s got the route of influencer in a romantically set selfie, all softly lit and focused…to show you her lean and long body….and some ass…

I know that WWE fans are some of the weirdest dudes out there and have been since the dawn of time, even if the WWE represents the psyche of AMERICA….good vs evil…vilain vs hero…fake titty white trash chicks all wrestling each other like it was some backyard tailgating party in the trailer park…

As someone who wasn’t even a fan of wrestling as a kid, it was just too gay a concept for me, two men play wrestling, that can only lead to one thing HIV…but I wasn’t against their integration of women to make it less queer and not all all those women were gutter trash, some were actually hot…THIS may be one of them…I couldn’t tell you and I’m not about to GOOGLE it.

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