Some usless gutter piece of shit trash named Lady Sovereign and Ronnie Woods’ annoying mail order bride who he beat the fuck up because he realized garbage hipsters are more fun to beat up than to fuck were the first to get kicked off Celebrity Big Brother UK and I guess they went to celebrate how annoying they are by getting wasted and more annoying.
I’ve unfortunately been in the same room as Lady Sovereign at her concert. Bitch is not really a bitch but more a poor white dude from the trailer park. She was spitting and hacking and lookin’ for her Heineken and the whole thing was about as sexy as watching your fat friend take a fucking shit….
I don’t really know why I am posting this, but I can only assume it’s because it’s a slow news day and not because I am proud that I was in the same room as this piece of garbage, but I had nothing else to really write about when it comes to two idiots even their home country doesn’t give a fuck about…..
Pics via Bauer