I am not really up to date on the Nip Slip thing because I am too busy watching the wall. I have no idea if I have ever posted these before because I have no fucking memory. I just go through the motions of like. I am the type of guy you need to be introduced to 20 times before I kinda remember you and the type of guy who anywhere I go I think I recognize random people. Whenever I watch movies, I always think I recognize the actors in it, and I am always wrong, so coming here for fresh content is really no something you should do. I am sure I have seen these pictures before, but all see through shirts look the fucking same. So do all washed up 40 year old blond actresses.

Either way, this cocksucker didn’t get the email that I am never on time…because this is what he wrote me:

goddamnit jesus. months ago i emailed you, with a link to my blog. it was leaps and bounds a better blog than your repetitive shit. yet despite the fact that i’m a mexican look-a-like, and you are a legit mexican, you still refused to link to my blog. clearly a bullshit move, but i still kept reading your blatantly homosexual blog. anyway, i checked out your steplinks of the day and you had that article about the wrestling team with herpes. i know you admit that the shit you post is older than your mom, who i’ve got on the floor sucking my dick, but seriously? really? really?? that story is fucking old. i’m talking mid december old. i heard about it a couple of days before the story hit the news, because my little cousin goes there, but either way, that shit is old. and i’ll save you the trouble of making some lame joke…yes, my cousin has herpes. he got it from your fat whore wife. i don’t write on my blog anymore, because unlike you i do something with my life and don’t have time for it anymore, but you should link to it anyway, you lazy mexican fuck, because the shit i did write, even if its older than your sorry atempts at humor, is better than anything you’ve got on your site.

not as fat, or as mexican as you,

My response is that I have no fucking idea what this fucker is talking about. I link what is convenient to link like sites sending me traffic and shit people email in and shit I find. I am not here to promote some cocksuckers blog. Based on his writing, his jokes are weak, standard and played the fuck out. I never said I was funny, I never tried to be funny, if you find this site funny, you are laughing at me and not with me.

That’s ok, because I am laughing at Nicollette Sheridan for banging Michael Bolton, he’s gayer than bicycle shorts but not as gay as DJ AM.

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I am not really up to date on the Nip Slip thing because I am too busy watching the wall. I have no idea if I have ever posted these before because I have no fucking memory. I just go through the motions of like. I am the type of guy you need to be introduced to 20 times before I kinda remember you and the type of guy who anywhere I go I think I recognize random people. Whenever I watch movies, I always think I recognize the actors in it, and I am always wrong, so coming here for fresh content is really no something you should do. I am sure I have seen these pictures before, but all see through shirts look the fucking same. So do all washed up 40 year old blond actresses.

Either way, this cocksucker didn’t get the email that I am never on time…because this is what he wrote me:

goddamnit jesus. months ago i emailed you, with a link to my blog. it was leaps and bounds a better blog than your repetitive shit. yet despite the fact that i’m a mexican look-a-like, and you are a legit mexican, you still refused to link to my blog. clearly a bullshit move, but i still kept reading your blatantly homosexual blog. anyway, i checked out your steplinks of the day and you had that article about the wrestling team with herpes. i know you admit that the shit you post is older than your mom, who i’ve got on the floor sucking my dick, but seriously? really? really?? that story is fucking old. i’m talking mid december old. i heard about it a couple of days before the story hit the news, because my little cousin goes there, but either way, that shit is old. and i’ll save you the trouble of making some lame joke…yes, my cousin has herpes. he got it from your fat whore wife. i don’t write on my blog anymore, because unlike you i do something with my life and don’t have time for it anymore, but you should link to it anyway, you lazy mexican fuck, because the shit i did write, even if its older than your sorry atempts at humor, is better than anything you’ve got on your site.

not as fat, or as mexican as you,

My response is that I have no fucking idea what this fucker is talking about. I link what is convenient to link like sites sending me traffic and shit people email in and shit I find. I am not here to promote some cocksuckers blog. Based on his writing, his jokes are weak, standard and played the fuck out. I never said I was funny, I never tried to be funny, if you find this site funny, you are laughing at me and not with me.

That’s ok, because I am laughing at Nicollette Sheridan for banging Michael Bolton, he’s gayer than bicycle shorts but not as gay as DJ AM.

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One of my readers emailed me saying that he worked for a big shoe company and that if I sent enough people to his myspace page, he’d consider advertising with me.

Now I don’t have a site that big shoe companies like advertising on, so if I get you to help me out and make them consider giving me money to produce this shit on the next level then we’ll all be happy. So I am hoping that you add him as a friend and send him a myspace message saying:

You may not be a hot myspace chick showing off your tits. You may not be a rippling muscled myspace jock acting gayer than bicycle shorts. You are a guy with an ad budget and I have a friend who doesn’t have shoes who needs your money. His name is Jesus Martinez and he runs DrunkenStepfather.com. Advertise with him.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez Fan of the Day
Cuddles…..

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I know you know that I’ve been keeping on top of this Pair Hilton bullshit and lucky for you one of my readers sent in a link to all of her documents. I haven’t gone through them all yet, but I am pretty sure there are some amazing things like the phone conversation with some bitch named Nicole Lenz about how they were fucking the same guy and how Paris has a stinky box, one of her demo songs, and 200 pages of her phone book.

Here’s a list of what’s included:

1. Phone book pg 1-60
2. Phone book pg 60-110
3. Phone book pg 111-175
4. Audio Tapes:
5. An Awful Song by Paris.
6. Paris records her conversation with Nicole Lenz about smelly pussy.
7. Paris records her voice mails.
8. Paris records her very first professional voice lesson – Side 1.
9. Side 2 of voice lesson tape.
10. Paris’ ID’s.”

Celebrity waste of space who fucks all day and parties all night, seems like the life, but I just find it empty. I am not a fucking philosopher or a psychiatrist, but these people seem to have no fucking soul and little kids everywhere are wanting to be like them. The positive in all this is that more and more girls are going to end up naked on the internet, the negative is that herpes is going to become a fashion accessory, like you’re not going to be cool unless you’re high on valtrex and pimply in your box…

Thanks Paris. If you find anything good, send it my way. Cuddles.

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Game went to a party at Jamie Fox’s and Vida Guerra was there and two minutes after meeting her he’s finger-banging her in a room filled with people. I am not that surprised, he’s a rapper and by rapping he’s got obligations to molest girls who are the covers of magazines and by molest I mean act on some of the pussy being thrown his way. He talks about how he’s got 2 fingers in her and how he rocks the clit and how he smelled her goods….
The good thing about all this is that he just don’t give a fuck and tells all, because fingering her is like winning a Grammy to him, so he wants the world to know.

I guess there’s no commentary needed, this story is awesome, it’s the reason we all want to be famous and I’d like the thank Joe Bravo for sending it in!

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I posted about this Actor from Paraguay’s personal half naked pics a few months ago, if you want to see them, click HERE .

The reality of all this is that whether she is famous there or not, she’s nothing to people who read the site so seeing her hot personal pics is no different than logging onto your favorite porn site and making love to yourself to any of the random models you find. Her celebrity, although big in Paraguay is non existent to you, so you don’t give a fuck about her.

I don’t discriminate. I like girls who take pictures of themselves half naked, and as long as they are half naked, they are worth posting. My whole theory is that if they need that extra internet boost of fame, I have no problem making them famous, even if it’s only to my 5 readers. I don’t know where I am going with this but it’s definitely not getting my point across. It is 6 am and I drank tequila, I am typing this with one eye shut, because when I open both eyes all I see is doubles. Maybe this is the stroke I’ve been expecting. Years of hard living all leaves me wondering when the body is going to shut down. Since I’m like a cockroach, I can only assume never.

Here’s some Paola Maltese….

Some Photoshoot Pics…

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