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2007

01

Feb

I am – Christina Aguilera Down Shit Pic of the Day

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Justin Timberlake’s concert was here last night. I didn’t go and either did my stepdaughters, no thanks to you. The rumor on the street was that he was out partying for his birthday after the show. I have to admit that I was tempted to go out there and get pics of him a Britney making out in the club or pics of whoever the slut he flew in for a little private cake eating, but I don’t have any hook-ups and wouldn’t know where to look. I also don’t have a digital camera or an ability to get accepted into the clubs he’d be at, only because I like wearing my soiled jogging pants and that’s not up to code.

What is up to code are these Aguilera pics that were probably taken a long time ago. You can see her nipples and that’s all I really need to make me happy. I am pretty easy to please, I am just not very good at pleasing you.

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2007

01

Feb

I am – Denise Richards Bikini Pics of the Day

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There’s something funny about seeing a girl you used to bang yourself to everynight before going to sleep, you know playing that threesome scene from the one movie she was in over and over again but only finding yourself really getting into your jerk off session when Kevin Bacon showed you his dick. It’s your gym locker room fantasy, behind closed doors no one is judging you, so wondering if you’re a queer is a waste of your time, you obviously are one.

Reality is she looks hot from the front. She’s had 2 kids and Charlie Sheen’s STDs and she’s still rockin a tight body and she’s probably 40. The problem with double kids besides the obvious vaginal wound is that her ass will never get the bounce that it once had back. Lookin at it reminds me of the time I slept with a senior citizen. That may sound gross but it was probably the best 2 years of my life, non stop baked goods, blowjobs and visits with the grandkids….

Either way, here are those pics.

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2007

01

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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In running a blog with 15 readers, I end up having a major influence on the world. One of those influences is my “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts” Expression that has made it’s way onto Wikipedia


DJ AM Publicly Denies that He Is Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts on Wikipedia under “appearances”
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And motivated readers to write things like this to me:

Hi Drunken Stepfather,

first of all im a big reader of yours … loved your site since day one ….

Secondly for the record … im not a poofter …. however .. im in some trouble …. i ride my bike alot … i also am starting to ride with other ppl … 80% of these ppl wear bicycle shorts …. ive been advised to get some … but i cant bring myself to do so …

would perhaps buying some of those 3/4 longs called skins and wearing them under some shorts .. would this still be classed as gay ? or is this semi okay – pardon the pun

Avid Reader

I am not a bicycle shorts expert, but I think it’s safe to say that anything spandex is gay…Here are my links…


Alicia Keys Has A Hairy Chest…Nothing You’re Not Used To…HOMO
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Very Classy Hair Dirtbag
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A Little Compilation Clip From The Paris Exposed Site…
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Sienna Miller’s Sex Scene in Factory Girl is Real
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Ines Cudna is Working Out Topless
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A Little Erotic Dance Video To Get You Through The Night
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Some Underwater Naked Swimming Video
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Tyra addresses the unflattering bathing suit photos recently in the Same Fat Bathing Suit
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Katie Price Big Titties
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I used to be a bucket drummer, but wasn’t making money doing that either…I was better than this show off.
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This dude’s paintings are of panty covered asses, the kind of art I like..
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Bill Gates on the Daily Show
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Arnold Schwartznegger Lettin Loose in Rio in the Late 70’s Early 80’s Video
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Sienna Miller Swears on the Today Show Cuz She’s a Bad Girl and I love Bad Girls
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See-Through Weather Girl Video
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Anna Kournikova From Russia To Cuba / Miami
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Angelina Jolie Is Being Ripped Off By Jen’s Plastic Surgeon
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Lilly Allen Video – I hate that all the bloggers are eating this bitch up, even though there’s enough of her fat ass to go around…
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Kelly Hu See Through
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User Generated Content Commercial That Made me Laugh and I hate stupid commercials…
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Rage Against the Machine Video for All You Assholes Who Beat Your Wives.
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A Jew, Some Background Music and White Chicks and Gang Signs
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Big Brother Shower Sex Video of the Day
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This is the Most Popular Video in Mexico, Proving that We’re Not Very Funny, We’re Just Mean
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Have I posted this Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Yet?
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Acid Barbie Shows Her Bikini Body
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Teenage Pregnancy Picture of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Michael Alig Interview
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Girl in Her Underwear
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Collien Fernandes Cures The Flu? Whatever the fuck that means….
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Ivanka Trump Takes Her Tits To The Tonight Show
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A Group of Asian Girls Teasing You
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Some Chick I’ve Never Heard of Named Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace -Who Is Probably Famous in Europe Panty Upskirt
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Kristina Loken Gallery – I don’t know who she is
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Eye of the Tiger Video That Annoys me
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Joan Rivers and The Club Kids Videos
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Nice Shoes…
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Flickr Surprise of the Day
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Hot Bitch Singing….
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Pay To Get Sex Without Hiring a Hooker, It’s a solid investment for your penis….
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2007

31

Jan

I am – Pete Doherty Shooting Up Video

Pete Doherty is a rockstar proven by the fact that he shoots heroin and dates supermodels. People have been shooting up for a long fucking time so who gives the fuck if he’s an addict, he probably has a better life than you do and if he dies prematurely, he’s already seen Kate Moss’ cunt up close and some of you would probably die for that. I don’t like drugs, I don’t like that celeb drug use is hitting the mainstream, I liked it better when they did it behind closed doors, because the last think we need is kids shooting up to be like Nicole Richie. Point is drugs aren’t cool but Pete Doherty is, but not cool enough to want to be like. If you know what I mean…

More info on the tape HERE

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2007

31

Jan

I am – stepTV Interview With Hard Nipples of the Day

No intro is really needed, this is a 20 second clip of stepTV interviewing a set of really mad nipples. This was shot over a year ago, that’s how quick we are at bringing you the goods. It won’t be offensive and I contemplated not posting it but lucky for you I have no editorial standards.

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2007

31

Jan

I am – Harry Potter and his White Horse of the Day

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I put these in my steplinks yesterday, but someone emailed them to me and they were too funny to not post. It’s some topless awkward looking kid who plays Harry Potter and a white horse. This shit is almost pornographic and is gayer than fucking bicycle shorts, but not gayer than DJ AM.I don’t know who the fuck coordinated this photoshoot, but I know I don’t want him babysitting my kids….or my dog for that matter…… That’s enough writing because everytime I see these pics I can’t stop laughing….they are too fucking weird.

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2007

31

Jan

I am – Sienna Miller’s Got No Pants of the Day

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I was planning on doing a panty raid at one of the local celebrity bloggers house but realized that it would be considered breaking and entering. Then I considered hiring a hot slut to follow him grocery shopping and try to seduce him while he bought his organic food but realized that it would cost me money and I have no money. Then I decided to send one of those 16 year old street kids who sucks dick for money to knock on his door and seduce him, I figure dude needs a blowjob….but realized that I can’t even afford street kids. I had another concept of renting a van some black thugs to kidnap him for a couple of days and make a stepTV episode out of it, then I realized I’d go to jail, so instead I stole his Dawson’s Creek DVD collection from his bag at the local coffee shop he works at. I watched it, because we do have a DVD player and this dialog is fucking killing me. The bitch just said “typical, intuitive insight”. No one talks like that, anywhere. I don’t know why he had this DVD box set, but it kinda explains alot about the site he runs, the way he talks and the reason he’s almost 30 and a virgin….

Speaking of Virgins, here are some pics of …. Sienna Miller Rockin No Pants Like She was In an American Apparel Ad, Or Rockin a LastNightsParty Gallery, or sucking Mark from TheCobraSnakes Dick for Polaroids….This bitch knows style…I love her. I am kinda bias though, I also had a pantyhose fetish until my fat wife got so fat that all her sweat pants stretched out so much that they looked like pantyhose, another reason why my penis is broken.

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2007

31

Jan

I am – Sienna Miller's Got No Pants of the Day

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I was planning on doing a panty raid at one of the local celebrity bloggers house but realized that it would be considered breaking and entering. Then I considered hiring a hot slut to follow him grocery shopping and try to seduce him while he bought his organic food but realized that it would cost me money and I have no money. Then I decided to send one of those 16 year old street kids who sucks dick for money to knock on his door and seduce him, I figure dude needs a blowjob….but realized that I can’t even afford street kids. I had another concept of renting a van some black thugs to kidnap him for a couple of days and make a stepTV episode out of it, then I realized I’d go to jail, so instead I stole his Dawson’s Creek DVD collection from his bag at the local coffee shop he works at. I watched it, because we do have a DVD player and this dialog is fucking killing me. The bitch just said “typical, intuitive insight”. No one talks like that, anywhere. I don’t know why he had this DVD box set, but it kinda explains alot about the site he runs, the way he talks and the reason he’s almost 30 and a virgin….

Speaking of Virgins, here are some pics of …. Sienna Miller Rockin No Pants Like She was In an American Apparel Ad, Or Rockin a LastNightsParty Gallery, or sucking Mark from TheCobraSnakes Dick for Polaroids….This bitch knows style…I love her. I am kinda bias though, I also had a pantyhose fetish until my fat wife got so fat that all her sweat pants stretched out so much that they looked like pantyhose, another reason why my penis is broken.

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2007

31

Jan

I am – Tara Reid’s Plastic Surgery Worked of the Day

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These are some recent pics of Tara Reid and by recent I mean 2 days old because the dude who emailed them into me wrote that they were taken 2 days ago, that doesn’t mean he’s right, because if he reads this site, then he is probably a fucking retard or a girl who got molested by her stepfather searching google for support groups.

I love what the plastic surgeon has done to this bitch. He’s proved to the world that no matter how much you drink, how much coke you huff up your knows, and how many dudes bust all over your drunken college fratboy lifestyle, you can clean yourself up pretty easily, all you need is about 100,000 dollars.

I am thinking that these pics get me excited for this disaster of a person because I was always into her. I liked that she got really fucking drunk and made me feel like I was not alone in this cave called alcoholism, but even before she was a drunken cokeslut, she was in American Pie and I wanted to slam her as much as I wanted to slam the exchange student while the redhead watched and diddled herself, only cuz I’ve never seen firecrotch in person and I thought it added a hot dimension to my fantasy….

I am thinking that she probably doesn’t even look all that good and that my hormones are raging, since I haven’t been able to bust a load in over 2 years….

The most likely reason as to why I am digging this girl is because compared to my wife, a sack of shit and broken class would be a better fuck than her massive vagina….

Either way, here are the pics….

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2007

31

Jan

I am – Tara Reid's Plastic Surgery Worked of the Day

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These are some recent pics of Tara Reid and by recent I mean 2 days old because the dude who emailed them into me wrote that they were taken 2 days ago, that doesn’t mean he’s right, because if he reads this site, then he is probably a fucking retard or a girl who got molested by her stepfather searching google for support groups.

I love what the plastic surgeon has done to this bitch. He’s proved to the world that no matter how much you drink, how much coke you huff up your knows, and how many dudes bust all over your drunken college fratboy lifestyle, you can clean yourself up pretty easily, all you need is about 100,000 dollars.

I am thinking that these pics get me excited for this disaster of a person because I was always into her. I liked that she got really fucking drunk and made me feel like I was not alone in this cave called alcoholism, but even before she was a drunken cokeslut, she was in American Pie and I wanted to slam her as much as I wanted to slam the exchange student while the redhead watched and diddled herself, only cuz I’ve never seen firecrotch in person and I thought it added a hot dimension to my fantasy….

I am thinking that she probably doesn’t even look all that good and that my hormones are raging, since I haven’t been able to bust a load in over 2 years….

The most likely reason as to why I am digging this girl is because compared to my wife, a sack of shit and broken class would be a better fuck than her massive vagina….

Either way, here are the pics….

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