In this picture it looks like this slag is retarded. I am talking Chris Burke retarded. It also looks like bitch has just finished playing with rocks in the backyard, screaming “I want to go to disneyland” over and fucking over, but since she’s retarded, it’s easy to convince her retarded self that she was just at disneyland last week, when in reality she was left in Wal Mart for a couple hours, when her parents wanted a break.

Retards are easy to manipulate. I remember telling this black retard named Kevin who was part of some work program at the drug store I stocked shelves at. I found out he had a crush on a cashier, so I would tell him about her nipple ring and how you she liked to be grabbed.

Kevin, being a retard, had little self control, and they caught him jerking off at the magazine rack screaming the cashier’s name. I like to think I had something to do with his behavior, mainly because I am an asshole. But that was a long time ago, I am better now.

Point of the post is to say Kate Hudson’s Retarded.

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The thing I love about the whole fight on slavery that happened in your American Civil War really had no bearing on the world. The rich still have slaves, they underpay them, treat them like shit, act like they are saving these people by underpaying them by our standards but it’s good money in their country. This is Denise Richard’s slave pushing the baby carriage.

I wonder what else she makes her do. We know that she doesn’t make her pump the gas, probably out of fear that her slave will fucking up because rich people assume their slaves don’t know much about cars and that their people commute on goat.

I think this is Denise Richard’s son, but he looks like he is too old to be from her cunt. I am too lazy to google it. But I am not too lazy to wonder whether he ever jerks off to her Wild Things scene, he seems to be that age. That’s your mom, Pervert!

That’s the story I heard.

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The thing I love about the whole fight on slavery that happened in your American Civil War really had no bearing on the world. The rich still have slaves, they underpay them, treat them like shit, act like they are saving these people by underpaying them by our standards but it’s good money in their country. This is Denise Richard’s slave pushing the baby carriage.

I wonder what else she makes her do. We know that she doesn’t make her pump the gas, probably out of fear that her slave will fucking up because rich people assume their slaves don’t know much about cars and that their people commute on goat.

I think this is Denise Richard’s son, but he looks like he is too old to be from her cunt. I am too lazy to google it. But I am not too lazy to wonder whether he ever jerks off to her Wild Things scene, he seems to be that age. That’s your mom, Pervert!

That’s the story I heard.

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I am late at posting today because someone told me that it wasn’t very classy of me not having a dinning room table, even though I don’t have a dinning room. They told me eating off my lap or on the floor is not civilized, and since I consider myself a civilized person, I decided to go shopping for one. I ended up at the Salvation Army, because they have great deals for poor people and I got one for 20 dollars. For all those wondering, eating off a Salvation Army 20 dollar table is not classy or civilized and despite my financial situation, I hate shopping with poor immigrants at a fuckin’ homeless person loving institution like the Salvation Army.

Here are some pictures of Kate Moss, no longer homeless and making more money than ever now that she’s been busted with an addiction. If only it was that easy for the rest of us. The reason I say that she is on a Cocaine Safari is because she has Safari colors on, a range rover and enough cocaine to kill an elephant in her condoms she swallowed while crossing the border like she was Steve-O. You are so hot right now, if I was wearing pants, I’d totally take them off. Cunts.

Bonus – Bitch in Black

Bonus – Last Week’s Bikini Pics

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I am late at posting today because someone told me that it wasn’t very classy of me not having a dinning room table, even though I don’t have a dinning room. They told me eating off my lap or on the floor is not civilized, and since I consider myself a civilized person, I decided to go shopping for one. I ended up at the Salvation Army, because they have great deals for poor people and I got one for 20 dollars. For all those wondering, eating off a Salvation Army 20 dollar table is not classy or civilized and despite my financial situation, I hate shopping with poor immigrants at a fuckin’ homeless person loving institution like the Salvation Army.

Here are some pictures of Kate Moss, no longer homeless and making more money than ever now that she’s been busted with an addiction. If only it was that easy for the rest of us. The reason I say that she is on a Cocaine Safari is because she has Safari colors on, a range rover and enough cocaine to kill an elephant in her condoms she swallowed while crossing the border like she was Steve-O. You are so hot right now, if I was wearing pants, I’d totally take them off. Cunts.

Bonus – Bitch in Black

Bonus – Last Week’s Bikini Pics

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Last night, I went on my evening stroll to the local park, where I try to scare old ladies into giving me their money, young girls into giving me their pussies, young dudes into giving me their weed and other molesting creeps to share industry secrets. On this stroll in the park, I saw a man walking his dog, his baby and more importantly his wife. I know that dude’s tired of being disgusted by this beast he’s had to deal with the last year and she knows that she’s not the hot little number he once married. The problem is that post pregnancy comes exhaustion from listening to the annoying STD cry all fucking night, and when exhausted you usually don’t have what it takes to lose the weight. I predict that dude had to promise his wife he was taking her for ice cream to get her off her fat ass, knowing that the ice cream shop would be closed when they got there. My story wasn’t so good, but the industry secret joke was funny. Go re-read it. Thanks in advance. Asshole.

Bonus – Tits

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I am in the business of bringing people together and getting shit all for it. I once knew a kid in a Montreal band who got signed to RCA and is going to the top and won’t be bringing me with him. I also knew a guy at a T-shirt company whose banner I put on this site for free and who has the coolest fucking T-shirt designs I have ever seen and will be going to the top without bringing me with him. Somehow the two end up working together leaving me completely out of the loop and together they will go to the top while I sit here remembering the good times we once had. This means that I have contributed to another person’s success without making anything for myself. It’s the story of my fucking life.

But being the nice person that I am, I decide to put up an mp3 to the band’s song, and a link to their website, and a link to the T-Shirt company’s website, so when all 10 of you pieces of shit click thru, they will have no idea this post never happened, and I will remain in my one room apartment alone as they sit in luxury hotels fucking hookers.

I would like to thank the story of my fucking life for making this possible.

Listen To The Single HERE

If You Want to Win A T-Shirt and Signed CD Email Me

Related Links:

Priestess Official Site
CD Review
Tank Theory: The Hottest Shirts of the Day

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I remember when X-Tina was a Genie in a Bottle, before some Jewboy was rubbing her the right way. I am not an anti-semite, some of my best friends are Jewish, ok, that was a lie but a great diffence to deny racism accusations cuz you really have no way of knowing that it is a lie. That is the convenience of the Internet. I don’t know if these pictures of this bitch are new because she’s got porn hair, red lipstick and a sheer top in every picture taken of her. That’s the story I heard.

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