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2006

23

Feb

Ashley Olsen's Peck

I am not against small tits. In fact, I like small tits better than big tits. Some may think it’s my little boy fetish, which I only have if the little boy’s wearing a one-piece pyjama, you know the ones with that cover the feet. I think I am only into those pyjamas because growing up I never had a pair. My mom weaved some kinda skirt out of twigs and mud that I would sleep in everynight. I always tried to sleep naked but then she’s smack me and start praying to the Santa Maria. Either way, when the Baptists from Texas found me, they said I had ringworm which I got from the twig nightgown my whore mother made me wear. Point of the story is, Ashley Olsen looks like the retard I described fucking in my last post. You like how this post relates to that post, admit it. You fucking cunt.

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2006

23

Feb

Basic Instinct 2 Trailer

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Basic Instinct is a movie with cooter, that’s like Doctor’s Without Borders, but more vaginal. They have some 45 year old slag, whose career was launched by spreading her legs on the big screen, essentially making her a really bad pornstar, cuz she doesn’t do penetration shots…simulated sex is for faggots who haven’t realized they are faggots. This movie is for 14 year old boys whose mother’s have put a block on their computer so they can’t see what real fucking is all about. Save your plot/story/script for a straight to Movie Store release and show me some double anal penetration. You think I say that to try and be shocking? Double anal exists and I fucking love it, I wasn’t using it to be shocking. I don’t think anything today is all that shocking. I could be posting pics of me fucking a 12 year old boy with downs syndrome, and no one would notice, except maybe the FBI and the orderly at the retard home who has an fetish for this kind of thing, you know who you are, Pervert.

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2006

22

Feb

Swedish Teen Movie

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Swedish people are insane, with their Ikea’s, their meatballs, their streetwear, their hot blond big breasted women. Swedish people are insane. I don’t know if this is a real movie or if it’s an internet scam, but I thought it was funny, and so did 100,000 other people who have already seen this. I am not an innovator, but I do remember the last time I asked a girl for a hand job, I did it knowing that I can’t get it up, and she was one of those competitive bitches. She didn’t realize I was impotent, she just thought she was doing something wrong. She kept working it and working it, me laughing her struggling to understand, the whole ordeal ended with my dick all raw. Probably the best handjob of my life.

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2006

22

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spicey Relationship

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Funny that celebrities can’t even buy lingerie without people like me taking pics and making them available to the world. It is funny that anyone really cares, cuz I know I don’t really, I just kinda fell into this and feel obligated to keep this up. I get emails all the time stating how I saved people’s lives, and although I have 4 readers a day, I feel a need to give you all that I can.

Now Jennifer Love is probably the most boring celebrity. She’s a good girl who probably isn’t a good good girl, the kind who takes it up the ass and begs to get fucked behind closed doors, she’s more of the girl who wants to play scrabble with you. Anyway her man obviously had enough and made bitch go sexy lingerie shopping. I am sure he thought fuckin’ Love Hewitt would be a lote more thahan it tuned out to be. I love when that happens, sucker.

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2006

22

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Spicey Relationship

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Funny that celebrities can’t even buy lingerie without people like me taking pics and making them available to the world. It is funny that anyone really cares, cuz I know I don’t really, I just kinda fell into this and feel obligated to keep this up. I get emails all the time stating how I saved people’s lives, and although I have 4 readers a day, I feel a need to give you all that I can.

Now Jennifer Love is probably the most boring celebrity. She’s a good girl who probably isn’t a good good girl, the kind who takes it up the ass and begs to get fucked behind closed doors, she’s more of the girl who wants to play scrabble with you. Anyway her man obviously had enough and made bitch go sexy lingerie shopping. I am sure he thought fuckin’ Love Hewitt would be a lote more thahan it tuned out to be. I love when that happens, sucker.

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2006

22

Feb

Haylie Duff’s Busted Face

You know when you’re drunk and you accidently knock over the empties and a couple of them break. That’s Haylie Duff. The face version. I have seen ugly, accidented and retarded, and this bitch is some kind of hybrid Corky with a terminal disease, bad genetics who has been hit by a bus. That’s my story….

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2006

22

Feb

Haylie Duff's Busted Face

You know when you’re drunk and you accidently knock over the empties and a couple of them break. That’s Haylie Duff. The face version. I have seen ugly, accidented and retarded, and this bitch is some kind of hybrid Corky with a terminal disease, bad genetics who has been hit by a bus. That’s my story….

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2006

22

Feb

Britney Spears in Water

It is 3 am, and I just realized that I cropped pics of Britney in water to put up on my site. My life consists of finding pics of celebrities in their bathing suits/compromising postitions and I am not even fast or good at it. It makes me wonder why I do what I do. I would tell you a funny story about how one of the girls I used to date was jealous of how hard my nipples would get. She was one of those bitches who always rocked ice cubes to look sexy, and she couldn’t stay with me, because she was jealous of my nipples. I would also write about how this slag is swimming in cut off jeans and a tank top. I would say how it reminds me of the day I fucked my sister. It’s redneck on a hot summer day, after a long day asphalting the dirt road, but why bother. This is my life and I suck at it.

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2006

22

Feb

Harold Hunter Dead at 31

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This is a touchy subject because a lot of people are closely tied to Harold Hunter. I am not gonna lie, I have heard of him and saw him in the movie Kids. I was always a fan of the movie Kids, there’s something about teenagers fucking that puts me in the mood, throw Aids into the mix and I’m fucking multiple orgasming like the bitch on Grey’s Anatomy. Yeah, I watch that shit, I live with 3 chicks and I like it.

Harold was found covered in cocaine, death of a champion, a drug overdose, alone in your apartment before your time. There’s something about coke overdoses that make me think coke is the lamest shit, even though it’s trendy as hell now, and kids are railin lines at the age of 14. No one understands the consequences and I am sure no one told Harold to stop when he was rippin into that 8 ball. Point of the story is that cocaine is not cool, it kills, and if you want to be an ignorant punk kid who thinks you’re invincible, you should just kill yourself now instead of boring us all with your existance.

You can be a part of his funeral by donating some money to his foundation. I think it’s a good enough cause. He’s been good to the skate scene and New York, people loved him and I am guessing he didn’t have much money and that Zoo York, a multimillion dollar skate company hasn’t got the budget to help pay for a funeral of the guy who helped build the business’ street cred, helped the business sell to Ecko for a ton of money but not enough to pay for the fucking funeral. Good work Zoo York, you should start rippin’ lines with the 14 year olds who read my site, or maybe you could just kill yourself too, like the cunts you are.

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2006

22

Feb

Band T-Shirt of the Day

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Get a t-shirt of a band you probably never listened to, of a concert tour that happened before you were born, or when you were too young to realize what a concert is cuz you were too busy getting molested by your babysitter/dad/uncle/neighbor. If you were old enough to attend this concert, you were probably too socially inept/scared/ lame to go. You know, your mom was making you brush her hair that night or something equally creepy. Either way. 80s tees supports this site and you should us/them too, so…..

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