Even people with big cock like to have other parts of their bodies touched.You would think that when a person joins a site devoted to large penis, they really only have one thing on the mind. After visiting the site, I have determined that these people are three-dimensional. They possess the complexities we all have, and just because their penises are huge, doesn’t take away from the fact that they are human. Here is the post of the day:

I find my left nipple gets my spunk flowing very quickly indeed – my right is much less effective.
What do you find?

Franky

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There is nothing more exciting than seeing a young girl knocked up like the trailer trash that she is. It helps me believe that everything does happen the way it is supposed to. Britney getting knocked up has reinstated my feelings towards religion and more importantly fate. Once trash, always trash…..that said – here’s a great site of a pregnant chick getting fucked. Follow the link you fucking pervert.
PREGNANT AND FUCKED

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So I have been drunk a few times in my life, in fact, I think I have been drunk more than I have been sober over the last 15 years, and I have never really lost the ability to function. I will admit that there have been many times where I have missed my target while pissing, or even times I accidently pissed on the girl I was trying to fuck, but I have yet to really piss my pants. I am hoping that will come with old age, all this hard living will catch up to me and leave me with no bladder control. Pissing myself, or having to wear Depends would be a fucking funny way to spend the last years of my life, when I am too old and weak to make someone’s life hell. You see pissing myself will never be humiliating, but it will cause the people caring for me a lot of grief. You can be rest assured I will be smiling like a motherfucker everytime I make potty.

This is a picture submitted by a reader of a dude who couldn’t quite hold it in. I know you love this shit, you closet case queen!

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So some bitch sent me in this t-shirt, and I figured that I would post it, not because I like it, but because I like submissions, and by submissions, I really mean submissive people. I work in a factory, where I am a bitch all day and when I come home, like any normal man, like to enforce my authority, because outside of work, I am in charge! I like to tie the bitch up and spank the shit out of her ass. I really only feel satisfied with my day, when I am single handedly responsible for a girl’s inability to sit for a week. This shirt looks like it was made by a drunk guy with no talent in his basement using feces, aint nothin wrong with that!

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So the hottest thing to ever hit the internet is the ability to find like-minded people, people with similar interests, people who make you feel less alone. One of those communities is the Fleshlight Discussion Board and I love how these people have the need to share their stories about rocking the fleshlight, I think it’s something that should be kept underwraps, because it is something to be ashamed of. Think about it as rock bottom…the more you use this, the less hope you have in fucking an actual girl. Especially when you can only last 7 minutes! This is a post of some dude’s first time:

I just got my fleshlight today, I got the Ice lady, stww, I must say it was awesome, I’m about 6 inches and have a porportionate width, but I must say that when I was inside the Ice Lady, (lol, good nickname for my fleshlight!), The insert magnafied my size, something fierce, made it look like I was about 8 inches and twice as wide, talk about a confidence builder! lol! I only lasted about 7 minutes, but I was trying to get a feel for it, you know adjusting between suction and no suction, fast or slow, even tried twisting it around on my cock, and that is when it happened, I lost it, before I could stop myself, I spit all over the inside, And the Ice Lady took all of it! I’ll Probably try again here in a few minutes, but I just washed her out and powdered her! Oh well, all in a days work!!!! LOL!

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I am not allowed to go into all the details as to why I was away, and no one really needs to worry about that shit, because I am back, for now. I had a lot of downtime that I used to question my life, and think that my new outlook will do us all some good. I am tired of going against the grain trying to take down everyone and everything around me. This self-destructive behavior may be funny for you to watch, but I can’t really live with myself for being such a negative form of entertainment provider. I have decided that it is time for constructive contribution in society and that is why I am adopting an Guatemala toddler.I am going to give her a home, nurture her and give her everything I never had. I will feed her McDonald’s, and when she is ripen, like a freshly picked guava, I am going to make her wear bootyshorts around the house and shower in front of me…it’s a small price for her to pay to have a normal family….

This is a picture of beautiful Maria, and if you feel the need to jump on the Guatemala adoption train….

Go here Here

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this is m,inxy winxy pudding and pie, jesus’s favorite sex worker and addict. i just visited the prison where they are holding my lover hostage and i am devastated. not only is he forced to wear a hideous range jumpsuit that does not at all go with his sombrero, but they also made him shave off his handlebar moustache. i cried and i cried when we tried to fuck through the glass in the talking area of the building. there is a little hole in the glass where you are supposed to exchange gifts, or hold hands, and jesus, bless his heart, tried to shove his rather cumbersomely large penis through and fucking me with my legs up, almost hitting one of the guards in the face, and my cooter aimed straight at my love, jesus. well it didnt work, and i was so depressed i didnt even enjoy getting patted down as i left the facility, or the meaty fingers that made their way into my clitoral area when i lifted my skirt to prove i wasnt hiding anything but my love for jesus, my love and red lace booty shorts.
FREE JESUS!

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Hello this is Jessus’ lawyer Brad Goldstein. I just left the prison and it looks like it will take a few more days at least untill i can get him out on bail. Throwing a butt plug with a horse hair attachment at the judge was not the best idea it turns out.

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I got arrested this past weekend. It’s been a fun experience. I will be back with more later tonight, I am in and out of meetings with my parole officer, my lawyer and even with a government provided family therapist. Check for an update later tonight. I love all of you and wish you were here.

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