We all know that the world’s greatest mooch is dirty. He doesn’t shower often, and although he may have enough money to buy a new wardrobe daily because of the allowance Britney hooked motherfucker up with, you cannot change people. K-Fed is from the trailer park, he grew up with little money and clean underwear was something he wasn’t lucky enough to enough to enjoy. He didn’t have running water and resorted to a muddy puddle outback as his shower. Toilet paper was something only rich people used. I am sure you all remember the kid in your elementary school who always had a rash. Now, years later, living in luxure, K-Fed’s ass is still itchy, but no need to worry, it’s only cuz he hasn’t washed and his dirty asshole is responding to the fecal bacteria…

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A fop is a dandy. A dandy is a man who puts a little too much effort into his appearance, a little bit of a wuss and probably someone you wouldn’t be hiring hookers with. Definitely a little limp wristed to say the least, something some of you may be able to relate to. I am sometimes a little limp, but not in the wrists, but that is only because of my high blood pressure medication. There have been many times in my life where my stepdaughters vaccuum in nothing but bootyshorts and wife-beaters in front of me, and I feel no swelling in my pants. It’s a little depressing, but probably better that way.

I came across this site, and it made me laugh, this queen writes as if he is an 18th century son of an Earl, he drops a lot of references to the era and following his adventures and his relationships with the people in his life has been something that I can’t get enough of, it helps me forget about how pathetic my life is. I think it is something you will appreciate because your life is really not much better than mine, is it?

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The hottest shoe of the season is probably going to be the Vans Slip On. They are already being worn by cunts everywhere so it can only be assumed that more and more people will start to rock them too. That’s just how things happen. I remember about 15 years ago, punk bands and skateboarders everywhere rocked their checkerboard slip-ons, well I say fuck checkerboard, it’s all about images of naked chicks and the word cum on the motherfuckers….these shoes are hot there is no doubting it, however it’s pretty clear that you aren’t.

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I have been in many situations in my life, where having to pee has caused me mad problems. I remember being on trial years ago and I just couldn’t think straight because shit was burning on the inside. I later found out that it was a bout of the clap that had gone unnoticed. In all honesty it served me right considering I slept with numerous dirty sluts without a condom. It was the ’80s back when AIDS was a gay disease…we didn’t really care about STDs and it was nothing antibiotics couldn’t cure.

I was checking my email a couple of days ago and was happy to find pictures a boyfriend took of his girlfriend peeing in a toilet paper-filled alley. Now I don’t know where these people are from, but seriously, these are fucking disgusting….nothing like a pile of used toilet paper on the wet cement to remind me of my childhood in Mexico, where we didn’t have the luxury of plumbing…

I gave these pics to my brother Hector, so check them out:

Continue to HandjobNation to see the rest of the pics

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I have been in many situations in my life, where having to pee has caused me mad problems. I remember being on trial years ago and I just couldn’t think straight because shit was burning on the inside. I later found out that it was a bout of the clap that had gone unnoticed. In all honesty it served me right considering I slept with numerous dirty sluts without a condom. It was the ’80s back when AIDS was a gay disease…we didn’t really care about STDs and it was nothing antibiotics couldn’t cure.

I was checking my email a couple of days ago and was happy to find pictures a boyfriend took of his girlfriend peeing in a toilet paper-filled alley. Now I don’t know where these people are from, but seriously, these are fucking disgusting….nothing like a pile of used toilet paper on the wet cement to remind me of my childhood in Mexico, where we didn’t have the luxury of plumbing…

I gave these pics to my brother Hector, so check them out:

Continue to HandjobNation to see the rest of the pics

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I don’t know who she is, but that’s not a surprise, I pretty much have no idea who anyone is, including you. I just know she was on the celebrity boards and she was topless by the pool and there is a common theme on this site that includes pictures of people topless by the pool. She’s from Italy, so I guess letting her puppies out in public is not big deal, but you are not in Italy and you haven’t really seen all that many tits in real life, so I will just give you something to work with. You can thank me later….who are you?

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Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. No one can argue that. So when they come knocking, it will be your fault if you let them in. And when you wake up the next morning you can’t blame anyone except yourself. I have no idea why I have become a complete sucker for one individual that has literally dragged me across coals, stomped on my face, and then threw me to the lions. And just when you think life is taking off again. You muster the strength to date, to try and build responsible relationships. Adult relationships. Then life smacks you. Your ex shows up and the guy you are dating has a remarkable reverse bend to his penis. And it just strikes you that you and captain hook won’t live happily ever after, and your goatfucker ex could make any tall order he wanted. So while your brain is swimming with every angle on how to negotiate your way back into his life, realize that this will only add up to one big mistake. And the shame will be on you. I am full of shame today.

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No one cares about her, and I don’t like her ass. What’s that have to do with anything? Not much, but I lack creative energy right now, and I am trying to give you the motherfucking goods. I like to think that a nice small flat ass is hot, but I know it’s not, but the power of suggestion goes a long way and that is probably why I go after girls with little boy asses. I mean if I could a psychiatrist, he would have a whole other explination, probably something about me being into little boys and shit, but when push comes to shove, little boys don’t have tits, and tits are cool, they are like the baby’s buffet, and there is nothing that I like more than a nice buffet.

More Pics After The Jump….

Big Up to DoubleViking

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Are you a fat bitch, yo that’s cool, I don’t discriminate, but the manufacturers of Halloween costumes do. You would think the holiday would be accommodating to slobs everywhere, it is based on free sweets and let’s face it, fat people like sweets, that’s why we are fat. If we, fat people, had out motherfucking way, it would be Halloween everyday, shit, if we could get paid in candy instead of dollars we would be in a eutopic place. Point of the story is that if you are a fat fuck and you have tried to find that hot costume that would guarantee bountiful returns, you will know that they never fit, so you improvise, you throw on a jogging suit or a couple garbage bags and pretend you’re a tree. No more losing the next “best costume contest” because now the internet has delivered Plus Sized Costumes for all you pigs.

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The male orgasm is possibly what life is made of. The reason I say that is because it’s really what motivates all men, everything they do is in attempts to cum. It affects all women because they are an integral part in the orgasm, whether through erotic pictures that they are in, or if you are lucky because of the work their mouth/cooter has just put you through. I will never understand girls who are scared of cum, or feel like getting cum on is degrading, because it really isn’t. The only analogy I can muster, as a drunk uneducated person is the way an artist signs his paintings, I am not saying that I am a talent by any means, but bitch I just came let me feel like I am for the 30 good seconds of my day. To girls who don’t let me bust on them, I make sure to find something of hers to leave my mark on. This often ends up being her shirt, jeans, socks or shoes. Not because I am a fetishist, but because I like girls to leave with a piece of me, especially since it’s their fault it happened. Now if this doesn’t make sense to you, think of it like this, “This load could have been our baby girl…the least you can do is wear the shit”.

Thanks to Mojo for this link to a site about cumming on clothes……HERE

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