Her name is Maelys Garouis. She is plant based which means she can still have leather shoes, belts, car seats…but she just doesn’t eat those cute little animals…

She’s French, I assume…whatever that means….but lives in LA where all the aspiring getting naked for picture type women go and get their Work Visas to live that LA life and meet rich guys to either knock them up – or give them a chance to make it.

The whole experience involves being a slut…something the French do well…anal on the first date that doesn’t need to even be a date….and the whole thing…sexy enough for me to understand why they do it.

Why stay home working a shitty job like your parents when you can be FANCY in LA where ample rich men will give you herpes and pay your rent if your dreams of modeling don’t work…PLUS USA Immigration LOVE giving these sluts work VISAS….while actual business people struggle to get in…a hilarious loophole in the system…a system Maelys Garouis is winning kinda…I mean she only has 37k follower on IG, 25k fake…but with this behavior there is hope…

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I tell my wife she’s the dad / husband of the family – cuz she’s the one with all the dick….in her face….as I rub my dick on her face….even though it remains limp cuz I am not turned on by her…the benefit of marriage is the ability to rub your dick in the face of you partner without permission…go to the internet, #metoo, cry about it…we’re still married and you can’t escape this terrifying micro cock that likely smells like sour fish…..

In other news, are people still talking about abortion like killing babies is a bad thing…if I hear…two hearts, two souls, two humans again….I’m going to have to become an activist for pro life outlining how fetus, until born, is a fucking parasite trying to ruin my finances for the next 18 years.

Speaking of finances, I have a credit card with a 1,000 dollar limit, high roller shit…to someone like me who has never had a credit card…

I tried to use it to buy beer, and it got declined…I looked at the report and some dude in florida used it to go to three night clubs, but 630 dollars of shows, and basically spent 1000 dollars OVER my 1,000 dollar limit…I was like “My bank likes the criminal more than me”…they shut me down for trying to go 10 dollars over….when it’s the last fucking 10 dollars I got…yet this fucker is out in his new shoes at the club…on my dime….in Florida…he does me better than I do!! I just suck at life from every fucking angle…

Here are some morning links…you morning mormon moron.

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Look at this bitch, shamelessly putting up bikini pics, and not just any bikini pics, really skimpy bikini pics up on her internet website like some kind of slut…

A married slut…downplaying the pic as being one her husband just captured candidly of her, you know so people don’t think she’s posing, but rather just living…even though she’s posing…the kind of cunt who doesn’t even know she’s posing, cuz she does it all day….despite being married and playing wholesome…like some kind of Christian…in the sluttiest of bikinis…NOT POSING…

Playing all annoyed that her Husband is so annoying as he takes pics of her in her bikini to send to his friends, in what she thinks is bragging…but is actually TRADES for their nudes….cuz dudes fucked her already and is ready for the next…he even made a baby in her….and despite her fit thin body…that pussy’s probably mangled..

I’ve never heard of Jewel Staite…but apparently she’s Canadian…and has a huge IMDB filled with movies you’ve never heard of….that she probably did for free..

Either way, she’s pretty hot for a 36 year old pretending to be wholesome when clearly she’s anything but…

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Elsie Hewitt is pretty clever….do a slutty instagram nudity looking shoot but don’t show the nips, cuz full tits takes away from the mystery and half tits is like “holy shit those are big tits, I’d love to see some nip….are they small nips or saucer sized..with tits like that they could be huge…what color could they be…so many questions…

She’s some big tits from instagram who got naked on instagram and because of the big tits got a big following on instagam…and thanks to that big tits she got Ryan Philippe to have sex with her, only to take advantage of the moment and the brand association and accuse him of assault…you know get that name in the news so that you get them tits in the news and more people notice you.

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Bella Hadid who I wish didn’t is out there flashing her tits, likely fake tits, cuz everything about her is fake…

It is a Big surprising moment in attention seeking fame whores who matter even though they shouldn’t matter because brands like her despite looking like a fucking monster rat cuz brands are idiots and care about followers.

The fact that she’s a model is a good reflection on how lame pop culture is..

Get it together people…but keep flashing them tits. If you got em. Flash em. Right.

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Big Fan of Paige Van Sant…not because I am into UFC or martial arts…and not because I have a ball torture fetish that needs a strong woman to karate my Fuckin dick to get off…

I just think she’s fit and has a good strong body…and the fact that she can defend me in a back me up in a bar brawl…and the ass is looking awesome here…

I also love the whole peeping tom spycam
Pervert shit..she has no idea this is going an and some pervert is out there with his zoom lens looking into hotel rooms…

That’s the shit I’d get arrested for….but somehow it has managed to work out here for all of us perverts….which is better than every other aspect of our life!

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I am a vigilante!

I have been so wronged by the social media platforms over the last 15 years…where I’ve actually wasted time promoting my various accounts on my site – using their platforms for good not evil…even producing content specific to that platform… only to have the shit rudely taken away from me, for doing shit that was barely hardcore….I’m talking all social media platforms from Friendster, Myspace, Facebook, Twitterr, Instagram, TUMBLR….all multiple times….and I never really even bothered with YOUTUBE knowing they’d ban me if I did.

I never posted porn, knowing that it would get me deleted…I remember I once got deleted for telling Bijou Philips I was watching her – because she was at a party I was at in Canada and I guess that was creepy…despite being FACTUAL….I also got deleted for saying that Willa Holland was hot and her mom reported me…and who the fuck even cares to remember other reasons I got deleted…but the fact is I got deleted..time and time again..

As social media got more slutty, I didn’t understand the logic of this naked influencer is ok, this naked porn star is bad…it seemed pretty hypocritical to me. I also didn’t understand that me posting a hot half naked chick was porn, but half naked chicks make up 98 percent of instagram.

So I stated my reporting, any nipple I saw, or racy content I saw, I’d report it like a NARC….not cuz I’m a NARC…but to understand why some things fly and others don’t…

I figured this publicly traded company is just a fucking massive porn site….fetish site…that’s why it works, since we’re all perverts and their main job is navigating how to be seen as a cultural phenom that reflects society and supports liberal causes like Free the Nipple and breast feeding in public…or to fight social norms like periods being bad and bush being bad…so that people like this can exist on the platform, have audience and even monetize on the platform…when what they are doing is fucking VULGAR..

So this pube fetish model artist is ok….but me posting a hot girl in lingerie is not…

Go fuck yourself Instagram….you publicly traded porn site…

NOT TO MENTION, I can’t even get mainstream advertisers for posting shit like this….and it’s on fucking instagram…with mainsteam ads running against it.

What the fuck…right.

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Dakota Fanning was thrown into this industry at a young age, so she knws the hustle..THANKS MOM AND DAD.

Part of that hustle is that if you go to the gym, the paparazzi may be there, I mean they did kill Princess Diana, and are capable of so much….especially if you call them to tip them off, cuz press is good.

So allow them to capture the fit actress ass in her fitness outfit that she wore knowing there would be pics…but that make sure that pussy is covered up, cuz she also knows well enough that those pants make for pussy definition from the pants hugging her pussy tight we all fucking love…

Clever girl….too clever for my liking…cuz I love pussy definition in fitness pants…it’s the best. So why must Dakota Deprive me of that! Jerk.

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Elle Fanning’s Butt Shot of the Day because leaching off Dakota is the answerr…orr at least the reason she exists…

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Here are some possible Elle Fanning Seflies – but I don’t know if they are her..

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I don’t find Blake Lively hot or interesting…or a compelling actress in any way…I don’t even know if I’ve seen her in anything but the movie she’s stuck on a rock and terrrorized by a shark….dumb shit…

I don’t find pregnant women hot….

So a pregnant Blake Lively in some ready to drop fetish stance…doesn’t do much for me…but it may do something for you, because you’re weird and those pregnant pornos exist for someone…

What I do know is that Ryan Reynolds or Gossling or whichever one this is, makes too much fucking money, over 40 million dollars a year or something equally absurd…all for being an idiot in movies…

Puts the priorities of America right into focus…

You pay this idiot that much money for being in a fucking movie that anyone could be in and that anyone could play because acting is a fucking myth.

Nuts. Like what caused this to happen to this girl’s womb.

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