Just a chick and her Shuttlecock Dance…
Teen Gets Knocked Out
Great Boobs on TV
Building Collapse in Egypt…
TV Host Loses Bikini Top…
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2015
24
Dec
Drunk and High Lindsay Lohan Partying in NYC of the Day
Lindsay Lohan is everything. She’s been the constant Christmas Miracle in my life, solely based on the the fact that she exists, even if she doesn’t acknowledge me, is enough to keep me going, it’s an anything is possible, she’s some kind of words of wisdom, survivor, crazy person…and I find that inspiring…it’s like what should be institutionalized, masturbating on the bus to swim day at the institution, because chronic masturbation is all part of her disorder, or dead from the drugs and crazy, and not just on the inside thanks to her parents exploiting her…yet she keeps going..with her rich friends because she’s Lindsay Lohan….
There’s something really inspirational about seeing Lohan out partying…it feels like home for the fucking holidays…
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2015
06
Jul
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The highlight of my weekend, being a Canadian, was definitely the not the Fourth of July.. but there were fireworks and traffic caused by the fireworks…but more importantly…there were drunk half naked chicks in bikinis…ready for a gangbang, just not for the USA, but rather for their own perversions thanks to growing up on porn….
I also started snapchat…. Add Drunkstepfather
Snapchat – drunkstepfather
I also hav an instagram ….@drunkenstepfatherdotcom
Here are some morning…Summer is half over…nothing left to live for…morning links…
Huge Tits…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift Riding Calvin Harris
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Man Shoots Firewoorks Off head – Dies Instantly…
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Bull Mastiff Tells on French Bulldog…
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Fame Whore in a Bikini…
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Elle Fanning See through…
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Taylor Swift Riding Calvin Harris
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Lindsay Lohan Will Not Do Burget King Ad – Which Could Actually be the Burger King Ad
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Homeless Man Concert Pianist
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Hilary DUff Thighs
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Billy Joel’s New Uptown Girl
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2 Month Baby Found On the Side of the Road
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Takes Shark Out of the Water…
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A Whole Bunch of Selfies…
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The Guy Who Plays Superman for the People Who Jerk off To Superman
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The Mexican Weather WOman…
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2015
21
May
Anastasia Ashley’s Hanging With Hookers of the Day
Professional surfer Anastasia Ashley seems to have been on a surf holiday with a couple of girls who I assume are surfers….
Or maybe they are more than just surfers…up on some instagram hookers who got into instagram when it was early and have since made millions posting daily bikini pics to their millions of followers who love their massive tits… you know a life of luxury funded by brands excited by their followers and rich dudes excited by their following and tits…which is nothing to really be embarrassed of, since even the Sports Illustrated models are on the hooker program, they just don’t advertise it as aggressively, or have a social media business that makes them actual money…those models make less than a Walmart worker…so they need rich guys to buy them fine Italian cars…
All this to say, I hope the waves are good and no one is on their period getting eating by sharks..
All this to say, Anastasia Ashley’s ass is both from another planet…and the size of another planet…
All this to say…whatever is going on here…is a good thing….
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2015
21
May
Amber Heard in Interview of the Day
Homewrecker Amber Heard is in Interview Magazine where I am sure she isn’t talking about how she broke up Johnny Depp and his baby momma of dozens of years with her temptress ass that is the reason she’s probably famous to begin with…even though I am sure she just gets a bad reputation and that Johnny Depp has consistently cheated on his Baby Momma, this is just one of the girls who stuck…for whatever reason…I mean it’s even possible that she didn’t fuck him on set…and made him beg for it and wait for it and leave his wife for it…and the media just blames her instead of just staring at her…because when it comes to actresses…not many are hot…and this one…is hot…enough…for Johnny Depp…and I guess Interview Magazine…
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2015
21
May
Charlotte McKinney Big Fucking Tits of the Day
Charlotte McKinney is lucky she has tits….because without those tits, she’d just be a florida chick workng some bootleg hooters or topless donut shop..because that’s where Florida trash ends up, unless it has rich parents, and I assume this one’s does…because why the fuck else would she be on TV for doing absolultey nothing and virtaully appearing out of no where…
More importantly, why am I talking about Charlotte McKinney..because this is the kind of girl I shouldn’t know exists…and I know everyone with big tits…it’s pathetic…but it is what I do…
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2015
20
May
Crowd Cheers Couple Having Sex and Other Videos of the Day
Bearded Man Dressed as a Woman Robs Walgreens
Russian Night Club Brawl
Kid Runs Through Traffic
Driver Hits 83 Year Old….and Tells Hospital He Fell from Ladder
Drunk Driver Kills Pedestrians at a Night Club
Mean Caregiver…
Australia Fast Food Brawl
Midget of the Day
Sleeping Chicago Cop
Family Plowed by Train Taking a Photo
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2015
20
May
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
There is a magical feeling called day off…when your site is blocked on the wifi you’re stealing because it is a porn site…when you’re forced to wonder how anyone could ever jerk off to your site…because it is not in fact a porn site…you censoring bible loving cunts…
Oh fuck…I can’t even post this….
Here are some morning links…while I try to steal better wifi…
Dick Fence
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Tamara Eccelestone TIts
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Nina Agdal Ass
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New Video of the Freddie Gray Murder
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So Much Wednesday ASs
http://thechive.com/2015/05/20/is-it-hump-day-already-50-photos/” target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO
All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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George Clooney has the Quote of the Day
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3D Art
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Carlton To Host America’s Funniest Home Videos…
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Asian Scooter Ride of the Day
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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It’s Bikini Season
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Peter Dinklage Sings About Game of Thrones Dad Characters
GO
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2015
20
May
Cora Keegan in Underwear of the Day
Here’s a really shitty campaign for some underwear company…with the laziest model in the game…
Her claim to fame was doing on Victoria’s Secret catalog, before freaking out and deciding to not model, because modeling is dumb, only for her to pop up every once in a while as a model…sometimes naked for fashion…because that’s how she gets noticed….and that’s how she makes money…to pay for her lavish model lifestyle…
All this to say, lazy model, which is really lazy, since modeling is the laziest fucking job in the world…or not…I want to get her pregnant, but she doesn’t find me funny…because I am not…but I guess I can still jerk off to her…just not today…not now…not with these pics…because whether she is amazing or not, they suck…and should hrie me for their next campaign….
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