Lui Magazine is one of the better men’s magazine…here’s there February issue with models Marie Gillain, Julia Frauche, & Teresa Dilger

I don’t know who any of them are, but I do know they are all lovely in their own way, especially the one with bush, since bush is trendy and I love it, and always have, it has a level of eroticism and natural beauty to it…all while being a fashion accessory like a pussy top hat…that makes the pussy more fun to rub against my face…while bald pussy just screams “Kardashian”….so girls if you’re out there…SAVE THE BUSH DON’T SHAVE THE BUSH….#freethebush….fuck the nipple…

Here are all the pics…

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Hailey Clauson is some over 18 year old model who is making some moves with her big, hormones in the food tits, who excites me because all girls under 25 are amazing and slutty thanks to being raised on hardcore internet porn, that has taking them to very dark and dangerous places sexually, that were once reserved for the dirtiest broken down girl with daddy issues, but now the 9-5 earthling peasants, you know everyday people, middle americans are up on choking, spitting, gang bangs and rape fantasies…The world’s gone nuts, and Hailey Clauson is the fucking future, who I want to get behind…because she’s going places…

The only thing that amazes me about her is that she’s still getting work, even though when she was 16, she did a slutty campaign for Urban Outfitters that her dad was on set for, because I guess Urban Outfitters are perverts, and she sued the fuckers…which isn’t very professional, or something I’d want with any model I hire…we call that red fucking flags…

Not that it matters…here she is for Beach Bunny…

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It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Haley Joel Osment’s new rendition or version of himself that he calls Emily, thanks to being celebrated as a kid, and wanting to always remain cute…..who is also clever in his social media posts, by doing a gratuitous bikini pic, contrasted with a throwback thursday to make it wholesome, with as much strategy as his career and sex change….good job.

Happy New Year….

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Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009. She was on Lost, I never watched Lost, but people watched Lost, I just know the fat guy from Blow was in it, and I guess compared to his massive tits, she was the next in line for busty babe…and I never thought she was hot, because I don’t get sucked into things like the babe a show decides is a babe and shoves down my throat, but maybe I jsut hate Canadians because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..for being the actual terrorist.

I guess she’s decided to get back into the workforce, 5 years later, and the way she’s decided to re-introduce herself is with lingerie pics in Esquire…which may not be a sex tape, but it’s still lingerie…and she may not be in her 20s anymore, and she may be pushing 40, but thanks to photoshop, she’s lookin fine to me.

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I don’t know who Angela Ruiz is…but she’s in lingerie for some company…which means she gets paid to get naked…or half naked…like a stripper, but without all the good parts about being a stripper, like low expectations, and willingness to give me head for very cheap thanks to false promises of fame to get them out of their shitty lives…

Right..

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