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2009

06

Mar

Bree Olson Takes a Shit Before the AVN Awards of the Day

Someone sent in this exlusive video of one of my favorite Pornstars, Bree Olson, sitting on the toilet before the AVN awards. I am not sure if she’s actually taking a shit, because there is no toilet bowl shot, which is really too bad, since scat is the new anal, but none of that matters, what does matter is how excited the photographer gets when she bends the fuck over and shows off her boy short underwear. A little lazy for a pornstar but refreshing because I hate the standard G-string shit they normally wear becuase shit gives me yeast infections…but then again so does wiping back to front, antibiotics and fuckin’ dirty dick….yeah – I don’t know either…I’m just an idiot…

Posted in:AVN|Bree Olson|Shit|Uncategorized

2009

16

Feb

Lily Allen and Her Panty Flash of the Day

I am a hypocrite. I am inconsistent. I am full of shit. I’ve been making fun of Lily Allen the last 2 years for no reason other than it being easy because she’s foreign.

I’ve acted passionate about having this hatred for her that I never really had, truthfully, like all things in my life, I was pretty indifferent, but if you read my shit about her abortion/miscarriage and the other evil jokes I made about her, you’d think I had a picture of her on my living room floor that I’d shit on daily until the smell got too bad that I’d be forced to hunt her down, kidnap her, and make her clean it up with her mouth.

But I was never phased by her, so today when I saw these pictures of her showing off her stomach as if to say to the radio host that that is where the baby lived before it fell out of her (got sucked out of her) and these are where she’s been letting her pet ferret suckle because she has the urge to feed something and since the baby is no more, shit’s gone sour, like the Milk in my broken fridge that I drank anyway, so I can relate.

Maybe our connection is obesity and a love for food and drink, maybe there is no connection, maybe I do hate her but just got tricked by a clever interview I saw with her, maybe I like making fun of her, because I really just want to be her friend, at least for today today, but I do know that unlike everyone else, she writes her own music, is successful with her own music, and you can’t hate someone who’s successful for doin’ their own thing, their own way and who clearly doesn’t take herself too seriously and can laugh and enjoy the ride, which is al lot more than you can say for these American celebrity cunts out there. I’m talking to you LOHAN and friends, not that Lohan has friends, but you know what I mean.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Panties|Uncategorized

2009

16

Feb

Some White Kids Fighting like Pussies of the Day

I saw this video of two of the whitest motherfuckers fighting it out and getting arrested at USC or some other university. Watch out for the clown with his gay gangster bandanas in his back pocket, after he gives you a pussy head but, I hear he is a master of devil sticks. There’s nothing like seeing a dude in North Face his mom bought him for the cold winter weather on Campus getting his hair pulled after an intense argument about economic policies, or which New York Times article they liked the best, or maybe even over some Noam Chomsky or whatever the fuck that dude who all college kids get hard for because they think it makes them more refined is named, that started in the classroom and ended up on the motherfucking street. Pussies.

I am surprised they aren’t wiping their eyes for tears after being so overwhelmed with emotion, you know with fear of daddy cutting off the allowance when they hear about the incident and try to sweep it under the rug so it doesn’t get back to their suburban golf buddies cuz that may be embarrassing.

White bread honky motherfuckers.

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2009

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

If you want to seduce a girl, don’t tell her you just got a strap-on and that you will keep your clothes on while she pretends you are someone else. Don’t tell her that her pussy smells like a bouquet, a bouquet of dead fish you found in the trash outside the fish store, do not tell her that you want to wear her vagina skin as a skull cap and don’t tell her that you want to see her womb from the inside out. These are mistakes I made today, trust me I’ve done worse, but today these lead me to getting no nude pictures, which is pretty much nothing new, no matter how hard I try, because girls don’t trust me, but I had other things to tell you and in drinking this 6 pack getting ready to hit the bars, I totally forgot them, so I’ll just leave you with that for now…

Now, Here are my links….see you soon, don’t wait up, I miss you already, come back, hold me. Bye.

It’s Time You Realize You’re Not Gonna Do Much Better
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Jordan And Her Giant Tits Are Whoring Out Her Retarded Son
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Cheerleader or Porn Star? You Decide!
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I Got 99 Problems….
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Jenna Von Oy’s Sluttiest Pics
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Dancing with the Loser Fucking Guidos That I Hope Get Aids From All the Sex They Have with Dirty Sluts
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Lucy Pinder is Pretty Fucking Average When Her Tits Aren’t In My Face
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MMA Meets Mike Tyson’s Punch OUt
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Get Sex the Easy Way
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Jordan’s Insane Cleavage
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A Guy Can Dream, Can’t He?
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A Tribute to Girls On All Fours
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striptease of the Day
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Jennifer Ellison Needs to Market This New Line of Bras
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Lucy Clarkson Topless Throwbacks
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I Will Never, Ever Tire of Fucked Up Shit From Japan
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I Really Wanna Punch Dita Von Tease in the Face
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Lady Gaga Wears Another Stupid Outfit
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Do Yourself a Favor and Don’t Die a Virgin
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Natalie Portman is Hot, in Boring Kind of Way
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Doutzen Kroes Gallery
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Nude Bungee Jumping
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Hottest Nip Slip Ever
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Don’t Hassle the Hoff
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Paulina By the Rocks
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Sheila Hersey Has the Biggest Tits Ever Pretty Much
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R.I.P Mother Fucker of the Day
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It’s All Gone Cody Lanes
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BMA Failure
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Gisele is Looking Hot in a Bikini
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Watch Porn Here
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Nazis! Zombies! Run!
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More Amateur Shots Than I Know What to Do With
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Audrina Patridge Should Stop Talking and Show Us Her Tits
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Can’t Go Wrong With Amanda Bynes Legs
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Silvina and Vania Escudero Display Sisterly Love
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Taraji P. Henson is Just Plain Sexy
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Barack Obama Really Likes Pie
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Do You Have an Elf Penis?
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Mindy Vega REALLY Likes Those Lollipops
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Give an Enema!
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Bobby Brown Just Keeps Going Down the Road of Crazy
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Johnny Depp in the 3 Stooges, WTF?!
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Her Name is Cameron Richardson and SHe’s Posing Half Naked and Sexy
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What Did you Notice First the Pussy or the Pussycat
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Vanessa Hudgens is Growing a Fucking BEard
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That Huge Breasted Chick From Yesterday Crushing Melons With Her 40lbs Melons
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Some Pictures of some Howard Stern Chick Turned Radio Host Named Heidi Cortez
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Hot Threesome in a Grocery Store Parking Lot….
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A Place Where Girls Can Whine About the Dude’s They’ve Fucked Who Wronged Them
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Some Dudes Fucking a Chick With a Golf Club in this Weird video
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some GIrl and Her Vagina Meet Her Dildo
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Some Serious Cleavage in Toronto
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2009

03

Feb

A Little Bethany Hamilton the One Armed Surfer With Some Ass of the Day

You probably all know this Bethany Hamilton chick, she was a pro surfer who got eaten by a shark when she was 14 and just getting into the pro scene. She ended up losing an arm, making double handjobs pretty impossible, but she kept at surfing and is an inspiration to us all that no matter what is thrown in our path, we have to overcome, but more importantly to the lazy amputees you see around who feel sorry for themselves and smoke pot all day while jacked on prescription pills because they can’t feel things for themselves anymore since they have no limbs.

I am posting these because she’s posing with ass and not because I’m into rubbing my dick up on stumps like that weird guy I wrote about a few weeks ago, not that I am disgusted by her condition at all, but I just don’t think it makes her hotter than if she had a couple arms. Ya know.

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2009

13

Jan

Christina Milian’s Got a New Video of the Day

Christina Milian, a back-up dancer turned popstar a bunch of years ago is not letting the fact that no major label wants anything to do with her, and embracing her shitty contract with Myspace music, by actually going through with a new album and producing some videos for her new song, where she’s definitely not covered in mud and slutty like she was last time around, but still showcasing the little slut she’s hiding in her metallic bathing suit in a more refined and mature way. Sure it sucks, but I’d still fuck her and since shit’s been emailed to me 15 times by the PR people behind the shit, I figured I might as well post it as a plea to get her more naked because she isn’t completely washed up and ready to either pack things in a move far away to start a family, or in an ideal world, reject the rejection from the public and turn to porn to make sure people keep talking about her, so this is the best Milian action we’ve got to work with right now and it is better than nothing…

Bonus- Here’s the Behind the Scenes Video….

Us Against The World – Music Video Shoot

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2008

18

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I went out drinking and it was pretty life changing. I made the mistake of bringing my wife and now my shit hole I call home is worse than it was 3 weeks ago.Covered in puke and making me sick….. Don’t worry about me, I am drunk…here are my links…I am too drunk to try to bother wriring somthing. True Story…..Good thing I am drunk…

Happy Birthday Little Adolf Hitler
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Danielle Lloyd’s Tits Can Only Get Her So Much
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It Figures a Homo Like Clark Kent Kept a Diary
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Spencer Pratts Sister is Ugly, But Has a Fine Rack
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Shake It To the Ground, Bring It Back Up
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The 9 Hottest Russian Women, EVER
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Sophia Webber Needs to Take Those Jeans All the Way Off
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Why Hello Cecila!
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You Can’t Say SANDWICH?! REALLY?
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Jennifer Aniston Really Needs to Let The Past Go
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Aubrey O’Day Becomes Bisexual for Attention
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The Only Thing Left for Jordan to Brand with Her Name is AIDS Medication
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Halle Berry Nip Slip
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Mickey Rourke is a Real Looker
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off in Your New Mustang
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Ashley Simpson is a Dog and Should Be Trained As Such
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Because Bars Just Don’t Cut It In the Ways of Getting Laid Anymore
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The Top Ten Sexiest Women of 2008
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Because I Know You Can’t Do This By Yourself
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Striptease of the Day
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More Porn Than Ever I Know What to Do With
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The Ultimate Love Song, Because Your Life Isn’t Depressing Enough Already
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Kate Hudson Isn’t TRYING to Stay Single, She’s Just Using That As a Cover For Her Desperation
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Johnny Depp Can Fuck Any Women in the World, But He’s Banging This Ugly French Chick
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Mandy Musgrave is Kind of Hot in that Secretary Sort of Way
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More News on Lohan’s Stalker
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Bunnys Gotta Get Love Too
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Samantha By The Pool
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Toilet’s Really Do Have More Than One Use
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Gisele and Layla Celebrate the Holidays
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Brasilian Bikini Model Fight
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Who Doesn’t Like Having the Top Down?
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I Suppose We Can All Use an Extra Pair of Eyes
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I Dont Understand How Britney is Back If She is Looking For Disgusting Than Ever
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All the Single Ladies!!
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Make A Homemade Metal Detector
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The Us Government Hates Elizabeth Hasslebeck As Much As I Do
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SURVIVOR!!
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Playboy is Gonna Get Into Some Shit For This
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I Keep Watching This Fisting Video, So Here It Is Again
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More From the Victoria Secret Fashion Show
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The Naked Girls of PETA Over the Years
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Some Webcam Girl Shakes Her Ass
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Some Slut Dressed Like a Santa I’d Fuck From Behind
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2008

17

Dec

Natalie Martinez in Death Race: DVD Special Features of the Day

Natalie Martinez is not my sister, but I’d sure fuck her like she was. Some PR chick sent this out to me going off about how she’s the next Megan Fox and I got excited thinking she’d be poor, Mexican and covered in mud willing to sit on my dick for exposure, but it turns out she’s not Mexican but some Cuban who’s parents didn’t sink on their raft over hear and I guess that’s a good thing because she’s worth a round, even if she’ll never actually be famous with a name like Martinez, seriously bitch, they’ve got it out for us.

Now let’s just hope this PR chick jumps on my dick for posting this smut not because I can’t find anything better out there but because I like doing other people’s jobs for them for free because I am a fucking asshole who doesn’t know how to earn a living like all these other people….and I’m not complaining….because tonight is our office Christmas party, it’ll be sad and lonely since I’m the only one who works here, but I am totally going to fuck the secretary, and by secretary I mean the first girl I can unexpectedly creep up on…because we can’t afford secretaries here…

Here’s an old photoshoot of her when she was working as the face of J-Lo’s creatively named brand, J-Lo

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2008

16

Dec

Diana Igropoulou is a Young Greek Slut of the Day

Her name is Diana Igropoulou and she is an 18 year old Greek Model who won some Beauty Pageant last year. I am just posting it because Greek girls are genetically pre-disposed to take it up the ass and enjoy it, which is a lot better than American girls who make you date them, plea with them and promise to take them on vacation or buy them jewelery to make it happen, because anal is still seen as this big deal you don’t just give out on the first date, unless of course you’re Greek, because it’s so embedded in their culture that they teach you how to do it in High School sex ed. True story at least true according to me because the one Greek girl I had sex with, I just went straight for the ass and she didn’t resist, sure she wasn’t conscious at the time and probably to this day doesn’t know that she had me inside her, but it still counts to me.

These are some pictures of Diana Igropoulou in Max Magazine almost naked….

Here She is in a Bikini at Some Young Queen of the Universe Pageant Last Year That She Won…

Here’s a Video of Her Working Out and Shit in Greek

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2008

16

Dec

Morning Dump of the Day

I’ve been getting a lot of complaints about me posting 50 links a day in one massive post. People find it too much work, so I decided to split the shit up into two posts, because I am addicted to posting links. Now this doesn’t make any fucking difference because you’re still getting all the same fucking links, just split the fuck up for you to digest easier, you little fucking baby, but I guess shit’s all about making your fucking experience better or some shit, even though my site is still the most ghetto thing on the internet.

I don’t know how long this will last, but today is a test, look at the shit you make me do. Asshole.

I am working on names for this, morning dump came natural, because I am a drinker and waking up is always fun for my toilet, but maybe Morning Mudslide, Morning Hangover, Before Noon Poon are better. I don’t fucking know, but I do know here are the links.

Jennifer Connelly Talks About Her New Movie, But She Should Be
Talking About Why She Doesn’t Take Off Her Clothes
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Gerald Butler is Fucking Paris Hilton
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Kasia Could Ride Me Like This Motor Cycle All Night
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Nathan Hale as a News Anchor is a News Anchor That a Lose Like You Can Relate To
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I Hate Implants But Posh Spice’s Torpedo Tits are Mystical….
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Porn is One of the Few You Will Be Glad They Don’t Make Like They Used To
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Lingerie Football League 2009
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You Are Poorer Than You Think
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Arianni Armani Can Lick Her Own Tits
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You May AS Well Know Your Future Daughters Career of Choice Now
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Jennifer Hilton is Oiling Herself Up
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I Wish I Understood What Was Happening in This German Informercial
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No That’s One Smart Janitor
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Krystal and SKye Have Some Fun
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And More Proof That Fireworks Belong No Where Near Your ASs
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Meet the Jolie Twins
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I Can Think Of Something I’d Like to Shoot Kate Beckinsale With
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Here’s More of Hugh Hefner’s Newest Slut
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Fuck With Traffic Lights For the Fun of It
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BONUS – 1 Guy, 1 Cup…..Shit Ruined Me…and I Hope It Ruins You…Post How Long You Watched it Til
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