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2008

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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So I was in the bathroom of the bar and walked into some kind of homoerotic charged scene, where a group of young immigrant dudes were pulling out their dicks and swinging them around while laughing like it was the funniest shit they ever saw. I had never really seen anything like that before, and assume it is some kind of cultural thing from wherever they are from like some kind of drunken 20 year old dude right of passage in a country I don’t ever want to visit. I pissed anyway, because I have seen weirder things in my life and I am pretty desensitized to everything, but it was still fuckin’ weird enough to throw me off and ask myself what I just witnessed. Here are my links, hopefully they have a similar effect.


Cybergirl of the Year Jo Garcia Gets Down With the Wii Fit and It’s Pretty Fucking Legendary
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Lohan and Her Box
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Pam Anderson’s Big Ol’ Tits Have Big Ol’ Hard Nipples
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Katy Perry’s Album Fuckin’ Sucks But If Bitch Had A Cock, She’d Be Worth Suckin Off Cuz She Looks That Good in This Gallery/Review
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I Have Never Seen Jennifer Aniston Looking So Fucking Smug in My Life
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Ingrid Coronado’s Bikini is Smiling for the Camera
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Increase Your Heart Rate with Susana Instead of PUlling It Like You Always Do
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Ashley Tisdale Doesn’t Have AIDS and I’m Guessing She is Pretty Happy About That
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Cortortion It’s Sluts in Swimsuits Aren’t So Bas Either
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A Little Collection of Madonna, Mariah Carey and Kylie Minogue
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Pam Anderson Gets Her Tits Grabbed By Tommy Lee
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Top 10 Hottest Bathtub Movie Scenes of All Time
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Best Golf Photo Ever
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Some Crazy Volvo Crash
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Help Me, Help You, Help ME
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Real Girls Gallery
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Josie Maran Enjoy the Scenery While You Enjoy Her
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And That’s Why You Don’t Give a Toddler a Bat
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R. Kelly Gets Away With Making Porn with 13 Year Olds
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Naomi Campbell Looks as Drunk as I Am
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A Gallery of Naughty Nurses
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This Bitch Has Nice Tits
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See How Pick Pockets Work
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Some Tila Tequila Gallery That You Will Probably Like Because She Look’s Like a Little Asian Kid Your Dad Raped and Killed in Nam but with Fake Tits, And You Are Into That
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Gloria Velez is a Pretty Good Way to End the Week
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Bikini Contest That Made My Swimsuit Area Tingle Just a Little
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Nicole Trunfio is Hot in Lingerie
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Hilary Duff, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Fine Girls to Fuck and Give Your Teddy Bear a Night Off
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Sara Larson is Desperate
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Something That is Possibly Alove Just Fell Off Kate Moss’ Head
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Justine Timberlake is Well Hung At Least That’s What Some Tranny I Met Told Me…
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Striptease Collection of the Day
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No One is Interested in Mariah Carey’s Wedding
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Georgia Rubs Herself Down
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The Best Treadmill Accident Ever
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Hamburder Pussy is Nicer Than it Sounds
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The Perfect Ass
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet, Period
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Uses Blue Sharpie To Sign Autographs!
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Now That’s What I Call Progress
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Mena Suvari Bikini Thong Throwback
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Vicki Blows in Zoo Weekly
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Guess the Former Disney Stars Ass
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Monica Cruz is Penelope’s Younger Sluttier Looking Sister With a Less Offensive Nose and I Love Her
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Best Way to Serve a Drink
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Outdoor Spy Came That May Be Fake But Is Still Amazing
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Let’s Go Hawaiian!
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Throwback: Aries Spears Does Rap Impressions
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Jennifer Ellison is Hot
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Lindsay Strut is Topless
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You Weekend Just Got a Whole Lot More Exciting. You’re Welcome
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Jessica Simpson Has a New Gay
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Pussy Play on the Job
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Myspace Whore in Action
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These Tits are Invading London
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Pussy and a Bear
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PORN REVIEWS – Get It On at The Beach with Beach Erotica

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Playboy Chick Named Laura Croft’s Personal Pictures
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FROM THE NEWS

Naked Jogging Priest Found Guilty
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Hot Chick Named Sarah is Naked
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Some Asian Bikini Video
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Spend your Weekend With Someone Who Cares About Getting You Off
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BONUS – Club Sluts from Clubs They Don’t Let You Into
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2008

13

Jun

Stifler Fucked Jessica Simpson of the Day

Stifler from American Pie gets asked about why Nick Lachey hates him in some interview and says because he fucked Jessica Simpson, I am assuming it went down when they were shooting Dukes of Hazard because otherwise I don’t see why Jessica Simpson would hang out with him, but it is possible that he told her that he was Brad Pitt or some shit, because I heard that’s the line the craft services dude used and she gave him a rim job and Johnny Knoxville go up in her because he told her that he was Elvis.

She’s probably the easiest girl to manipulate into the bedroom even when married and that just proves that you should never marry a virgin or someone who claims to be a virgin because they are either a slut hiding the truth or a slut in the making who hasn’t had a taste yet and once you give her one, she goes crazy.

I don’t know if Jessica Simpson was married to Nick Lachey for any other reason than rockin’ a TV show with him to help take both of their careers to a new Christian level and considering Nick Lachey is a poofter and likes cock not slot, I don’t really see why he’d give a shit about who she fucks but apparently he does, it must be because he has been crushing on Stifler for years and Jessica totally knew it and still went out and fucked him, knowing it would devestate Nick because life is not fair, but on the positive side of things, at least now his masturbation fantasies of Stifler can be set to Jessica’s inside scoop and description of Stifler’s dick, instead of to the pictures Nick made of Stiffler and him by cropping their faces onto hardcore gay porn pics.

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2008

13

Jun

Three Year Old Shaking Her Money Maker of the Day

I don’t know if you’re ever too young to booty dance, but this video makes me wonder even though I think it’s just a harmless video of a 3 year old. But I do remember going to some free concert last summer and saw a group of 11 year olds pulling their shirts up and grinding each other and that’s something I blamed on hormones in the food, hip hop videos, Paris Hilton and slutty parents who taught these girls their moves when they should have been teaching them about the God or playing with dolls.

Maybe the parents are just opportunists and figure that if their kids start young, they grow up to be the best stripper in the club, or will have an easier time getting knocked up by a rich dude or fucking her way to the top, kinda like how my friend put his kid in soccer hoping dude would go pro and fuck Victoria Beckham when he grows up because the dad never had the chance to live the dream, but now can do it vicariously. I am hung over.

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2008

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I walked into a bar last night and some asshole hit his friend a bunch of times like he saw a fucking celebrity and I was scared I had been outed, not because I have an ego but because I am scared this site is going to get me shot. Either way, dude turns to his friend and says “Dude, the Mexican Peter Jackson just walked in, go ask for his autograph” and they started roaring with laughter, and at that moment, I wanted to pull a muder suicide, because being called Peter Jackson is pretty humiliating and worth killing yourself over, but there would be something unsettling about not taking the cocksuckers who thought it was the funniest shit of the night down with me.

Instead of doing anything about it, I just drank more beer and tried to convince a lesbian couple to prove to me that they were lesbians by rubbing their cunts together instead of holding hands like a couple fags because we aren’t in grade school anymore. It didn’t work.

Either way, I keep trying to scale down the sites I surf and decide to post here, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. I am convinced that one day, I will not spend my day dicking around online and I will do something productive with my time, but until then, here’s the biggest yet most luxurious link dump on the internet that is easier to post than to do posts about all the craziness going on.

Here are the links:

Attention Seeking Club Sluts Here
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Lohan Kisses a Boy On Set Cuz She’s Not a Lesbian
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To Catch a Super Predator – The Thing
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Not to Sure Who Paloma Fiuza, But I would Like to Get to Know Her Hot Brazilian Ass
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Pam Anderson Still Has Fans I Guess
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Kate Moss Has Pokies
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Top 10 Racist Celebrity Moments Caught on Camera
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Kate Moss is Fat in Berlin With a Short Skirt and Low Cut Shirt….
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Amazing Japanese Taxi Prank
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Pania Rose Gives Boners to the Poor and By Poor I Mean You…
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News Reporter O-Faces
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Three Year Old Children Are Stupid
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Sondra Barker is Delicious
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Mariah Carey is a Greedy Fucking Bitch
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Eva Longoria Isn’t Pregnant – Who Cares.
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Strip Las Vegas is Everything it Sounds Like
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A World Where Skaters Land All Their Tricks Is Not a World I Want to Live In
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When Megan Met Misty
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Ellen is Quite Naughty
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Best Friend Mirror Masturbation
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Lohan Gets Her Pregnancy On for Her New Movie
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Some Foreign Filth
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Charlize Naked in GQ
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One in Four New Yorkers has Genital Herpes, You Know Who You Are…
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The Red Cross Have a Pretty Disgusting Fucking Ad
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Here’s a Guide to Geting laid in China
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Amateur Bottle Fuck
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Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage!
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Naked Bowling Looks Amazing
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A Review of the New Metallica Album You Aren’t llowed to Read
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Read This Interview With Pete Wentz Because You Find Her Really Cute
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The Best Shit from Harriet Carter
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Some Really Hot Israeli Actress Named Raz Shapira Beach Voyeur Video
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Get Your Dad a Teddy Babes Doll For Father’s Day – She’ll Keep Him Nice and Warm When Your Mom’s Out Fucking the Neighbor
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Some Dude Tried to Trade His Wife for Celtic Tickets. I’d Trade My Wife for an Old Pair of Sneakers That Have No Laces and Aren’t in My Size
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How to Get Away With Cheating on Your Significant Other….
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Teen Sleepover Turns into a Sex Party
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The Beauty of Hep C is You Can Only Catch it Once
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Enjoy Ashley Simpson’s Pregnant Tits with Me
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Peek-a- Boobies with Christina Milian
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Striptease of the Day – MILF Edition
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Old Habits Die Hard for Britney Spears
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Thainee Has a Hot Body
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Lovely Lovely Ass
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This Urban Nudist Chick Is Onto Something I Like
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Grid Girls Make the Race Fun
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How to Hide Your Erection
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Victoria Valmer Plays with a Hose
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Some Chick Named Zooey is Ugly For Letterman
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Gemma Atkinson Red Bikini Throwback
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Kirsten Dunst Looks Kind of Hot, and By Kind of Hot I Mean Not Disgusting Like She Usually Does
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Fox News is Racist
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The Bikini Effect Makes Men Impulsive
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Jolene Blalock is Tasty
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Can Someone Explain to Me What the Fuck is Going on Here?
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Some Pretty Decent Self-Shots
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Felicia Taylor Nude Pics
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Get Your Cyber Pimp On With Some Cyber Whores
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Spy Cam in the Washroom Kind of Grosses Me Out, But Whatever
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Keep You Chick on a Leash Literally
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Lesbians Get it On Exclusively in This Feature
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Mexican Chick and Her Erotic Panty Pics
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Some Dot Not Feather Porn
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BONUS – Web Sluts You Know You Can Count On
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2008

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Some motherfucker tried to make fun of me today, what he realizes is that I have no self esteem and only get offended when girls refuse to flash me on the internet. So sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting girls on cam who won’t get naked for me is what really breaks me….on the inside.

Here are my links, I lied when I said there wouldn’t be many today, it’ll give you something to do when I go out drinking.


Purple Man – Revenge of the Cheerleader
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Some Tit
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Tits Support the Lakers
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Pam Anderson Has Fan
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is Topless Still
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Which team has the hotter chicks Celtics or Lakers?
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Kate Hudson Heads to the View Lookin Like The Slut She Is
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Snoop Dogg Made a Funny DVD
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Top 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters
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Zoo Weekly’s 2008 Euro Strip Off Where Sluts from European Countries Strip Off…
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Japanese Game Show Fun of the Day
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Charity Hodges Wants to Show You Her Bikini
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The Sex Dolls of Hollywood
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Choose the Right Lube for Sex, If You Ever Lose Your Virginity
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House of Wax
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Censor Bar Art Leaves Little to the Imagination
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Sky Dive Suicide Lands on House
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Some Angelina Jolie Pics I Had Never Seen Before and Almost Gave me a Boner
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Angry Prick Pummels a Group of Girls
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Wheelchair-Escalator Mishap That is Really Fucking Bad
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Indian Wall of Death Brings New Meaning to Fair Fun
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Gabriela’s DD’s Are Mind Boggling
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Trina and Sabrina Play with a Fucking Machine
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Fine Girls to Fuck, Because Fucking is Fun
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Nancy is Hot and Has a Nipple Piercing
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Naomi Campbell Takes a Fall
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Lily Allen and Her Pink Hair that Matches her Empty Womb…
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Jessica Simpson is Doing Something or Another
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Kid Rock’s Poll Dancers are Busted as Fuck – I Guess His Budget’s Been Scaled Down Since He Sucks
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Reese Whitherspoon is Boring and Looks 12
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Holly Did WHAT For Hugh Hefner?
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Butterface Has an Amazing Body
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Does Anyone Else See Anything Wrong With Mel Gibson Offering Britney Guidance?
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Jillian Beyor looks hot in red
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More Excuses for Me NOT to Work Out
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Pole Dancing Sluts on the Subway THROWBACK
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Use This to Get Sex and Enjoy Mating Activities With Someone Who Isn’t Your Hand
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Dual Dildo Ass Fuck
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And That’s Why You Don’t Do Drugs
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Breaking News – Paris Hilton Buys Capt’n’Crunch
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Marky Mark Hates the Beckhams
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Kid Fails Driving Test. Five Times
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X-Tina’s Husband is Starting to HAte Her as Much As I Do
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Man, What the FUCK Happened to Little Kim?
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New iPhone Explained in 60 seconds instead of 107 Minutes
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Jesus Walks on Water
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Brooke Hogan Hates That Her Mom is a Cougar
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Front Magazines Famous Five is Easy on the Eyes
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Some Daria Werbowy Beach Throwback
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Some Asian Slut Photocopies Her Boobs
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These Slags Get Naked and You Watch. It’s Really That Simple
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Caught on the Job
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Alyssa Milano Magazine Throwback
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Some Girls Who Showed Up at the Euro
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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Joy Turns to Baby Tears Because Being 16 Is Rough
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Kelly Rowland is Showing Off her Legs
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Some Man Dressed Like a Penis Encourages People to Have Sex
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Some Naked Man Dances on a Car Naked After Running Through the Gas Pumps and is Amazing
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Some Fashion Model Named Judith Bedard Shows Her Pussy Before She Became Famous
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Here’s a Poll I Influenced and Want to Know the Answer to
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Some Retardedly Obese Dude Takes a Stand for His Wedding
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Some Dude’s Giant Woman Fetish
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SOME PORN REVIEWS

Big But Movie Club
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Curry Creampie
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Mommy Got Boobs
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Leg Sex
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Fat Black Chick’s Vagina
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Some Party Chicks and Ugly Chick Shows Her Tits
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BONUS Club Sluts Want You To See How Good They Look
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ANOTHER BONUS – Getting Laid Virtually is Better Then Getting AIDS
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2008

11

Jun

Brittany Snow is Beating Up Cock of the Day


Brittany Snow is in some movie playing some kind of man hating prostitute and this is a scene showing off how badly she wants to destroy all penis one penis at a time. I think it’s a pretty common situation where a girl gets raped as a kid and finds herself living the life as a whore to support her addiction caused by trying to forget being raped as a kid. The problem with that strategy is that she ends up absorbing herself in the seedier part of men as they mistreat her whore body and use her as some kind of live action sex doll because she is a whore and since they are paying her to be a live action sex doll it’s kind of acceptable behavior. But that makes her hate them more and the only way to live with herself is to do drugs harder and that gives her the idea to destroy all cock that comes her way as some kind of superhero that isn’t anything super except maybe a super wreck that thinks she is doing her part in saving the world like how I feel every time I recycle because I know putting that one can in the recycle bin won’t save the planet, but it feels like I just helped.

Either way, it’s just a scene from a movie and I have known dudes who loved getting their balls abused by chicks but there’s nothing funny about that, it’s just weird. But I did know a guy who always asked girls to play with his balls. I am talkin’ no matter where we were, he’d ask any girl around to play with his balls, whether she was a waitress, a clerk in a store, a group of teenage girls eating ice cream or even elderly women in the park. The dude just loved testicle play so much that it’s all he ever thought about despite how awkward it made everyone else feel. It always made me laugh so, this one’s for him.

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2008

10

Jun

Helena Christensen’s Topless Bikini of the Day

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Supermodel of the past, Helena Christensen is out in a bikini in Miami and she’s decided to let her tits out to tan like every good Euopean girl should. I guess it’s safe to say that she’s been keeping up her habits of not eating, snorting cocaine and whatever else she did when she was relelvant because here body is still tight, so tight that a gay dude from the band Interpol would get with her because he doesn’t want the bad press and because if he closes his eyes and visualizes, her pussy feels about as tight as a man’s asshole. At least that’s the story I heard.

Posted in:Bikini|Helena Chistensen|Topless|Uncategorized

2008

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

So – I have some bad news about my other pair of pants that I have committed myself to because I came home in my underwear at 7 am in my underwear after a rough night, I don’t really know what happened, but keeping my eyes open was next to impossible today. Anyway, the pair of pants I am forced to wear couldn’t handle my weight gain, a huge reason why we broke up before I bought the pair of pants I lost last night, and the button popped off. To make matters worse, while walking down the street a homeless dude refered to me a big guy when asking for change, because I guess god doesn’t think having hot chicks reject me constantly is enough abuse to my self esteem and figured throwing in some stabs from homeless crackheads will really drive the fuckin’ point home, I mean that is if there is a god, maybe I should start my Carmen Electra Stripper-robics DVDs, all I need is a TV and all you need is to click on this fucking links you fucking motherfucking piece of motherfucking shit that I am happy to know.


Karla Lopez Will Most Probably Give You a Boner
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Never Promise Crazy a Baby
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Miranda Kerr’s Weird Looking Face Doesn’t Distract Me From Her Tits Busting Out of Her Dress
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Ryan Phillipe’s Girlfriend’s Topless Scene
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Some Slut Named Charley Uchea Moons The Paparazzi
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MORE FROM THE DANCING INMATES!!
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10 Videos Of Boobs Bouncing in Slow Motion
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Prince Harry’s Girlfriend Shows Off Her Slutty Legs and Hot British Teeth
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Goes Furniture Shopping
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FOR SALE – Slightly Used Rubber Fist.
Wait…What?
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Samantha Willis is All Right in My Book
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Lohan Got a Job!!
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Sex is Fun, But Don’t Take My Word For It. You May Need This Tho
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Black Guys on a Beautiful Day
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How to Dump Your Girlfriend is 64 Easy Steps
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Some Hot Slut By The Pool VIdeo
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Some Parking Lot Brawl
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A Bunch of Slags Belly Dance for Your Sorry Ass
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Jelena Jenson is Naked on a Bed
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Chelsea Ray Strips Down
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Some Amateur Girl Shows Off Her New Implants
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Some Weird Motherfucker Pulls a Wack in a Bookstore Because This Public Masturbation Movement is Taking Over and Freaks me the Fuck Out
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Abigail Clancy Gallery
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Kids – Watch Out for This Weatherman…
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Becky Rule Rules Your Pathetic Penis….
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Make Dad Proud, Get Laid
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Budget Bungee Jumper Owns Himself
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Girl Make Out
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Burger King Saved Robert Downey Juniors Life
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Marisa Miller Looks Shiny
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College Sluts Make Mom and Dad Proud
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Kellie Pickler and Jessica Simpson are Attention Whores Who I’d Fuck The Trash Out Of
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Striptease of the Day
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Blaaaaaaaake is Found Guilty. I am Shocked. SHOCKED!
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Aneta Heat Is On Fire
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Some Charity Sluts
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Molested by the Crowd
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Celebs without Make Up
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Diddy Changed his Name BACK to Puff Daddy
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Banquet 5 Day Tour (This One is For Lucas!!)
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The Old Sluts From the Golden Girls Took a Night Off From the Old Folks Home
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Monica in the Kitchen
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Jamie Spears To KFed: “Do My Daughter Again, I’ll Give You Millions”
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Fence Versus Idiot
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Now Thats What I call a Wonderbra Ad
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Teacher Accused of Having Sex With Students Writes to Nick Hogan in Jail
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Strange quirks after Fucking
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Sluts or you to Shake Your Stick At
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Malibu Angels Make Me Wanna Take a Vacation
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Spy Cam Office Fun
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Put Custom Songs on Guitar Hero
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G String at the Office
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick and Her Self Shot Tits
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Some Naked Chick in the Bath
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Some Girl Topless With Her Boyfriend
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BONUS: Sluts Show Some Ass on the Beach
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Another Bonus: The Term Slut Just Got a Whole Lot More…Sluttier
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2008

05

Jun

Penelope Cruz’s Ass Rockin’ Out in Shorts on Set of the Day

Penelope Cruz brought her nose onto the set of some movie where she walks around in shorts that show off her Spanish ass cheeks. It reminds me of a pair of shorts my wife used to wear around the house only no one would ever masturbate to that shit, they wouldn’t even have sex with it if I paid them and trust me I have tried because I am tired of having all the pressure of having to satisfy her because she is disgusting and I’d love to find a stand in cock to get her off my jock.

I have nothing to say about these pictures, but I am hungover and need fluids and food or I may die. Fuck you poverty for doing this to me.

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2008

03

Jun

Kim Kardashian is a Slut on Set of Disaster Movie of the Day

The biggest joke of Disaster Movie, something I can only assume is being made by the same people who did Scary Movie and Date Movie is that they hired Kim Kardashian to be in it because I know these things are supposed to be spoofs and can only assume casting a useless fat slut to pretend to act must be all part of some spoof joke, like making fun of real actors, but since I don’t do spoof too well, maybe I am wrong and she’s the only whore the could get due to budget constraints.

The good news is that she goes onto spoof being a cheerleader, which we all know is some kind of joke, considering she looks like she ate the cheerleading squad and the only lifting she’ll be doing is the piece of cake from plate to mouth and the only cheering she’ll be doing is burping to make more room for more cake and the only acrobatic dance she’ll be doing is passing out on her sofa after stuffing herself like a turkey since moving that weight around is tiring but ironically so is sitting all day, not that I know what irony is, but it sounded right to me.

Either way, here she is with Vanessa Minnillo as a Fat Cheerleader which has funny written all over it.

And, Here she is with Carmen Electra in some America Apparel outfit that I want to watch my seed slide off of it’s shiny slicked surface.

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