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2008

13

May

From the Forum of the Day

The action goin’ on in the forum is pretty fuckin’ insane, hot girls are getting naked, guys are poppin’ bottles to impress the girls who are getting naked in hopes of landing a date and most importantly good shit is being posted, and here’s some posts you will probably like….

———Music———

Cat Power – Live Performances, B-Sides and Rarities
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Tricky – Blowback
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NAS – God’s Son
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Fourplay – X
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Interpol – Precipitate EP
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Groove Collective
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Annie Lennox – Medusa
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Husker Du – Flip Your Wig
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Akon – Konvicted
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Foals – Hummer
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Cat Power – Dear Sir
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Alicia Keys – Unplugged
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Juliana Hatfield – Made In China
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No Means No – One
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Timbaland and Magoo – Indecent Proposal
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Cirqu du Soleil – O
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R.Kelly — TP-2.com
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John Lennon & Yoko Ono – Sometime In New York City
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Barry White Greatest Hits
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This Mortal Coil – It’ll End in Tears
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Mary J. Blige – No More Drama
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Tori Amos – Scarlet’s Walk
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XTC – Upsy Daisy Assortment
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About a Boy OST
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Out Cold OST
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6 Feet under Music From the Show
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———Celebs———

Paris Hilton in Black Leather Dress @ Club Villa
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Elisha Cuthbert
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Eva Longoria…Wet
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Britney Spears – Herb Ritts Photoshoot
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Eva Mandez in Fishnets
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Amy Winehouse bums Cigs While in Traffic
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Heidi Klum almost Naked in Esquire
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Torrie Wilson in Muscle Mag
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———Porn———

The Express Train – Feeling Herself
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Amatuers With Nice Tittays
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Ass Suffing
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Young With Boobs
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———E-books———

The GL Diet for Dummies
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———Software———

Sony Vegas 8
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FBI Faces
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Pride 28 MMA Fighting
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Hunter S. Thompson 9/11 Interview
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———Random Joke———

Woman in a Coma
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———video———

NSFW Preggers Video
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2008

13

May

Zippora Seven – New Zealand Teen Model Topless Scandal of the Day

So this girl is a new model in New Zealand and she recently landed a spread in some fashion magazine called Russh Australia and she gets topless in the shoot. The only problem is that she is 16 years old and shit is stirring up a less publicized scandal than the Miley Cyrus shit because despite being substantially hotter than Disney’s wonky mouthed troll, she’s just not as famous.

This girl is not only the kind of 16 year old I would befriend in order to get in good with her and win her trust over so that on her 18th birthday after she’s had too much to drink I get to bed her, she’s also a 16 year old who doesn’t look like a typical 16 year old who is out selling girl guide cookies or doing whatever the fuck normal 16 year old girls do.

The point is that models have always been recruited when they are 14 and in being recruited at 14 they always end up on the runway in revealing clothes you wouldn’t want your 14 year old daughter wearing. I am talking sheer tops or loose fitting shit that lead to nipple slips, or even completely topless, but for some reason in the context of fashion it’s considered ok, but in the context of internet porn, it’s considered illegal and will get you locked the fuck up for many years.

I am sure that this isn’t the first time a magazine prints topless pictures of a model who isn’t 18, and for some reason don’t get shut the fuck down and locked the fuck up, but I guess it’s the hypocrisy of packaging something as art or documentary instead of explicitly making something about sex.

The point is that I am a nudist at heart, I just don’t like walking around naked because I am fat and have a small penis, but completely understand and appreciate nudity and think that this stigma or age-limit on topless pics or the over sexualization of a breast is some twisted conservative shit that leads to a nation of rapists and repressed chronic masturbators, it’s not like this bitch is doing porn. If you go to Europe, 16 year old girls are all running around topless on the beach like it ain’t a thing, because it ain’t a fuckin’ thing. Who the fuck cares, they are just tits.

I am not saying that it’s okay for 16 year olds to be sexualized or even naked, because it is illegal, I am just saying it’s not a big fuckin’ deal when they look like this chick because there are some 16 year olds who have it more together than some 18 or 20 year olds out there and I’m talkin both in maturity and in appearance and this girl is about 100 times less offensive than that slut Miley Cyrus.

I guess my opinion doesn’t matter and here are some of the pics for the shoot from that magazine that is being investigated and I guess all this is a great way to launch her career and make her a publicly known.


Related Links:

The FBI Read this Site So I Am Not About to Post a 16 Year Old Topless, Even IF Shit’s Published in a Magazine and for the Sake of High Fashion…I Am Not Going to Give Them Something To Arrest My Ass With, So If You Wanna See Some Grainy Pics of Her PhotoShoot……
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To Check Out Some More Pics Zippora Seven Has Been In…
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Here’s an Article on the Scandal
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2008

13

May

Billie Piper Period Bloat of the Day

The craziest thing about Billie Piper, other than no one knowing who the fuck she is, is that she’s 25 and everytime I see her she looks like she’s in her 40s and I blame that on retiring from her popstar career when she was 18 and decided to get married to an old dude instead of doing the Tara Reid party slut college girl thing. She grew up before her time and now she’s either bloated from her period and dressing sexy because girls always get slutty before they bleed, or maybe she’s finally pregnant and is out there satisfying a pregnancy craving but I like to think she’s just getting fat from eating to much on her way to buy more food to continue getting fat without realizing she’s fat and holdin’ onto the dream of being the hottest bitch in the world by rockin’ a mini-skirt that has all spilled over from when she was 17 and actually relevant in the UK, which isn’t saying much. I guess none of that matters, the real issue is why the fuck I am bothering posting this shit.


Related Posts:
Billie Piper Topless on the Beach

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2008

12

May

Christina Ricci Likes Chocolate Milk of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I guess Christina Ricci is pregnant, or maybe she’s just getting her period, or she could just like chocolate milk because she went out to the store specifically for that shit and it reminds me of days I have to take a shit and realize that we are out of toilet paper we steal from the local gas station’s bathroom, and I can’t seem to find any free flyers or newspaper, because let’s face it, when I am in the mood to shit I am not too concerned about the softness on my asshole, and all the old t-shirts and socks lying around are needed to wear out in public because people aren’t entirely accepting of a fat topless man yet so they can’t afford to be used to wipe my ass, I go run to the store to buy a single roll as a last resort and it is usually the only thing I am buying, but I sometimes try to make it less obvious by buying a pack of gum because I know the entire time the clerk knows that I am there with shit pokin’ out of my ass and about to explode all over myself and despite being a pig, I am still shy about shitting.

Either way, I like chocolate milk too, it’s kinda my comfort food of choice, except I like to spike that shit with vodka, so I get where Ricci is comin’ from in makin’ this trek all for the sake of chocolate dairy goodness to help fill the void left from all the pain that life has dished out on her and that she can’t seem to run away from because she used to try to fill the emptiness she feels and is constantly reminded of every time she looks at her prison tattoos and breast reduction scars that mark the worst choice she ever made in life because her big tits balanced out her big head nicely and now she’s just all disproportionate as she’s bobble-heading back to her car.

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2008

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Last night, I was bored and had no money so I ended up drinking a couple of 40s in the park. I ended up running into an old friend who wanted some hookers and I decided to go along for the ride because I was drunk and had nothing better to do. We drove through the seedy part of town that isn’t even that seedy but it is where the whores hang out on the street and couldn’t find any. I told him that the best he could find was a couple of tranny bitches to suck his dick up the street and that it’s not that gay considering all they do is suck your dick, look a lot like actual girls and even have fake tits for you to play with. He wanted to check out the goods before making a decision that he knew would be a huge turning point in his life and that he wasn’t 100 percent sure he wanted to explore. When we got to their corner the 3 tranny whores jumped into a cab so we decided to follow them like we were spies or some shit. We ended up losing them because we couldn’t really keep up to the cab and my friend was forced to go home and jerk off alone since he couldn’t afford an actual escort and I came home to my wife, who despite having a vagina doesn’t look half as good as the trannies who don’t.

I guess the point of this post is to say that it is summer outside and I’ve been out scoping chicks in short skirts all day and you should be too, but if you’re not, here are my links.

The Mom I’d Like To Fuck Index:
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Lohan Won’t Be in the Manson Movie After All
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2 Girls, 1 Ice Cream
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Jayden Nicole is Playmate of the Year
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A Good Solution or Drunk or Busy Parents
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I Hate Katherine Heigl, and Apparently, So Does Everyone Else
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Rachel Leah Cook Shows Off Her Cleavage
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Some Tits at the Bar Drinkin’
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Bridget Marquardt Gallery
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How to Escape from Handcuffs the Next Time You Get Arrested for Being a Peeping Tom
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The Upskirt Test
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Lohan’s Leggings Collection With Built in Knee Pads
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It’s Friday, Find a Girl to Fuck
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The People of Burma Can Sleep Well Knowing That Kim Kardashians Ass if Behind Them
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Sluts doing Slutty Things You Tell Them To Do
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An Amazing Japanese Gameshow Where You’re Not Allowed to Laugh or you Get Paddled
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Hugh Hefner Wants Miley in Playboy
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Oh, and So is Mark Ronson
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Latoya Jackson is All Kind of Sexy, and by Sexy I Mean She Looks Like She Got Hit in the Face With a Bat
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Paris Hilton is Made of Wax, and Wants to Get Married
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Whitney Verses Britney!
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Topless Beach Hotties
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Lesbians in the Sun
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Enough Porn to Keep You Busy Until God Knows When
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Julia is a Webcam Slut
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Slut Give Birth to 14 Inch Dildo
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Some Hot Brunette That is Good At Being Hott
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Ahhhhh Cindy Crawford
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A Nice Collection of Booty to End the Week Off Proper
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Celeb Nip Slip Collection
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Nicole Graves Body Painting Session
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The Best Thing to Help You Find Sex, Next to Alcohol
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Lohan is a Cry Baby
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Paris Spreads Her Herpes All Ove GQ Russia
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Hayden Panty Airs is Still Banging That Cradle Robber
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Christina Milian Looking Good at Some Event that Doesn’t Matter
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And Now, a Trailer for the Best Movie Ever
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An Amazing Product from Japan Which is Only Outshone By It’s Amazing Commercial
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Petra Nemcova Legs in Vancouver
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Some Dude’s List of 100 Hot Asses
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Top 10 Superhero Topless Scenes
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Things I Did Last Night
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Some Indian Actress’s Nipple
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Israeli Flag Body Painted on Some Slut
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Some Hot Aussie Named Masha Lund in Ralph Magazine
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Some Dude Pops 23 Collars
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Top 10 Signs Your Mom is a Cougar
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl Posing In Her Underwear
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Some Party Slut Gets Naked
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Some Topless Asian
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Some Naked in Public Nude
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2008

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I feel like tele-survey people don’t really care about me – they call me all friendly like we’re going to end up having phone sex but then they ask me some qualifying questions, like how old I am and when I say I am under 18 and they just hang up on me because I am no use to them, despite being the one who let them into my home by answering the phone. It’s all painful.

If you’re wondering why I posted this stepLINKS header…IT’s cuz 50 Cent get’s all the bitches.

Here are my links:


Some Hot Naked Chicks Posing With Sneakers
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Britney is Almost Looking Hot Again. Almost
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Megan Fox Looks Hot For a Murdering Cheerleader Slut
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Newscaster Has a Funny Slip of the Tounge!
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Daisy Fuentes is Topless On Vacation….15 Years Too Late….
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Khloe Kardashian’s Dirty Whore Panty Upskirt
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Some Sluts From Vegas in Their Bikinis!
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The Top 10 Funniest Diarrhea Moments
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Nadine Velazquez Gallery
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Load Music from Your iPod into Your PsP
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Web Sluts May Make Your Life Worth Living, Because Your Life Pretty Much Sucks Ass and So Do They If You Ask Them To.
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A Launch to the Moon!
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Girls and Cars, Both of Which You Will Never Be Able to Afford
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Marisa Miller and Jessica Van Der Steen Photoshoot
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Find Girls to Fuck Today, Lose Your Virginity Tomorrow
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Stacy Keibler’s Hot Tits Are in a Green Dress
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Mariah Carey is on the Cover of Vibe in a Bikini
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A Bunch of Celeb Whores at Some Bullshit Event for the Kentucky Derby
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Vanessa Hudgens Lookin’ Bangable is some Ad for Some Fashion Shit I Don’t Care About, and Neither Do You
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George Clooney and His Golddigger Girlfriend Do Rich People Stuff
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Here’s Some Porn Reviews
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Rima Burke is an Ugly, Dancing Midget from Big Brother Down Under
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Finding Sex is Easier Than You Think If You Use This….
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Brad and Angelina are Getting Married on Paul Allen From Microsoft’s Yacht
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Some Hot USC Beach Volleyball Girl Named Jessica Gysin in Action
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Hot Alessandra Ambrosio For Arena Magazine Pics
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Some Hot Italian Big Brother Chick Posing and Lookin’ Hot
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My New Fetish – Brides in Their Underwear
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Iron Man’s Post Credit Clip that Is a Preview To The Sequel
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Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Shower Pics
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50 Memorable Pin Ups
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Monica Makes Me Hungry for Hungary
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My Kind of Charity Sluts….
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Record Breaking Dildo Fuck
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The Perfect Fuck
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Raven Simone Blew Up, and I Don’t Mean That in a cool Way Like When Black People Say It, I Mean She Got Fat
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Sexist Board Games
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Breast Pudding From Japan
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Emma Rigby is a Hot Big Breasted British Soap Star With Hot Cleavage
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Samantha is Naked For the First Time
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4 Naked Chicks Dancing Together in the Garden
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Strip Vacuuming
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Some Hot Amateur Strip Down!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Young Hip Hop Troll Gets Naked
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Some Girl With Really Big Fake TIts Gets Fucked Up the Ass Video and Poses in Pictures
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Some Tits and Some Bush
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Some Fat Girl Shows Off her Tits
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A Girl and Her Big Boobs and Vagina
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Not From Rogue Collector but From Photobucket – Some Black Dude in Some Gay Poses
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Some Girl and Her Vagina
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2008

05

May

From the Forum of the Day

It turns out that the stepFORUM is addictive and ruins marriages.

A reader sent me this letter that his wife wrote him about how he’s let himself go and this site got a shout out in it. Glad to know that I am ruining people’s sex lives, it’s pretty fuckin’ legendary. Read the letter if you’re interested.

Where do I begin? We hooked up years ago. I actually thought your friend was cuter, but we kept running into each other and knew mutual friends and as you guessed it we hooked up. I wasn’t thinking right. You were cute, bad, daring, good in bed, made cute kids, cleaned the house, and it was more than I ever thought I wanted.

You got older. After going through your asshole guy stage and quitting drinking you seem to have lost your edge. I don’t miss the drinking mind you. Basically you started to drink and forgot to tell me which caused us lots of problems (because I don’t always follow the beat of your drum, but we’ll get to that later). But I liked you as an asshole in a way. Every good girl wants their bad boy and you fit the bill. As bad as you were, you were smart and could easily seduce me. Like when you would offer to go down, free of charge. I fell for that for years, and you know you always got laid afterwards. Or the small fact you used to care about showering, wearing clean clothes, and warming me up before an all-nighter. I wouldn’t be in the mood and you would wave your magic man stick and *boom* I was yours.

So back to losing our edge. You got lazy. You decided no big deal to skip showers or brushing your teeth. Like this morning, you want some. I can read it all over your face you have a purpose in life – to get laid. So you come up and put your arm around me (fine), but then I get a fucking whiff. That stench. The unmistakable smell of that nasty shit you spray on before you got to work along with a different equally rank deodorant. The two are enough to scare deer away from your van as you drive to work. I hate that shit, and goddammit you bought it without consoling me (and my sensitive nose). So on top of that – aroma – I can smell fucking armpit axle grease sweat balls stench. I really want to puke. That is sooooo not hot.

WTF??

So I ask, where did you get this shirt? You were naked in bed and I assumed when you got dressed you pulled something from somewhere *clean,* right? Oh, its my work shirt – FROM THURSDAY. Mind you, its fucking Saturday. So I ban you from my presence until you come to your senses. Then you come back, in different clothes. I am playing online, ignoring you. So you still want some. I can tell again, it just permeates from that brain in your penis. Instead of coming up, sweeping my hair back, kissing my neck, telling me I’m ________, you decide to take your boner and rub in on my back/ass (I am laying on the floor playing on the computer, get the picture).

Seriously, WTF? Have you lost your mind? No foreplay. No kissing (even one hot kiss would do the trick). No tit play. I’m just NOT, I repeat, NOT buying into your “game” or whatever the fuck you think you have going on. A boner bumping my clothed ass cheeks while I play online does, let’s see . . . NOTHING, zip, nada, just if anything *pisses* me off.

I hate you.

Then there are your brothers. All five of those half-fuckers. Three never call unless they want something. You wonder why I can’t be nice to them?? I hate users, losers, and abusers of people that have shit when they don’t. Then there is your other brother who can’t get a life or much of anything together. At 27, he should have a women, or a barrage of different women, his own place, a baby’s momma, something????? But no, he lives with his grandparents. Sure he drives a nice car, but it’s not for the women. Know why? He hasn’t had a girlfriend since he was 19. Sure I have heard stories of drunken encounters and countless girls who liked you and you really, really fucked it up (like getting drunk and puking/pissing on them). But come the fuck ON – grow some balls and pick up someone, anyone, and get a fucking life. I’m starting to think you are gay.

Then there is #5. He is the nastiest person alive. He claims to shower, but I beg to differ, sir! If he bathes, it’s probably in Crisco and dog shit. The worst part is, he has a GIRLFRIEND and roommate that are equally as nasty as him. And no, I won’t go visit after hearing stories of dog shit smeared into their floor and urine on the couch because they are too lazy to take the fucker outside. But the absolute WORST part?? You let them come over and visit, for hours if I would let you. Long enough to make me wash the couch cover (twice!), febreeze the entire carpet and couch under the cover, light candles, spray air freshener, open all the windows, bug bomb the house, and feel paranoid that even after all that something survived and will be left to haunt me. I hate you, and your nasty girlfriend and roommate. And no, I can’t be nice so quit asking!!!

Then your obsession with boxing, UFC, and Final Fantasy and that Drunkenstepfather loser porn bullshit. It is all wrong, wrong, WRONG! Yes, I am the one that deletes “your” fights off the TiVo No I don’t care who won or how they did it. I didn’t get HBO and Showtime for you to ruin every Saturday night recording your fights so you can play them back to your stupid ass friends every day for the next two weeks. I hate UFC. You can’t make me like it. They really look like they are humping each other and yes I will make fun of it verbally as you watch it because you won’t take it in the other room (I get the tv in the living room – not you!). I understand you hate my shows, but then why do I catch you watching them when I’m not looking. You don’t catch me watching your stupid fucking fights do ya? And by the way, it does not impress me that you are a level 75 beastmaster. My nipples don’t get hard at the sound of you bragging about your dumb ass games, k??? And by the way, if you shut that shit off at night and went to bed with me – you would probably most likely, I would say 97% of the time get some!!!! But no!!!! You really expect me to get rug burn fucking you on the floor as you watch boxing and play the Xbox. Eat shit and die.

I used to love you, but now I hate you.

Love,

Your pissed off, sexually frustrated wife

Now here’s some stuff going on in the stepFORUM

That’s Not the Way You Use a Pepsi Can
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Bubba Sparxxx
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Blackalicious
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Canibus
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Paul Simon
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More E-Books
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Let’s Get Personal
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Amateur Paige?
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UNKLE Thread
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Rumer Willis is a Beautiful Person and You Aren’t.
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Isabella Soprano
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Obscure 90’s Hip Hop
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Pauline James Thread
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Funkdoobiest
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The mydarlingclementine Dilemma Continues…
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I thought this deserved to be on this site…
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Teen Busted Suck

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Blowjob Lessons
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Do You Like Small Tits?
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Beautiful blonde amateur, screwed and facial!!!
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Amateur Porn : Teen Emma (Germany)
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Gravity Kills
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Post Your Filth Here
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Christina Model Thread
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Upcoming Election
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Hottest Female Legs Search
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Bowling for Soup
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Jessica Jaymes Thread
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Rachel Roxx – Big Mouthfuls
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Del tha Funky Homosapian
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Audrey Bitoni Thread
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Stones Throw
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2008

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

Been looking on your site and saw that it said you have pics of 14 yr old gals, please please email me some thanks, keep up the good work

This was my response:

I do not have pictures of 14 year old girls and never said that I did. I am glad I have such wholesome fuckin’ readers, you are sick fuck and you did not get the job babysitting my stepdaughter.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

The truth is I am just happy to have any readers, sick in the head or not, I am non-judgemental but in the meantime here are my links:

Funny Bud Beer Lime Commercial….For Cinco de Mayo…Cuz Mexicans Love Limes…I guess..
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Playboy Gets Olive Garden Chicks Naked
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Jenna Jameson Does Cocaine…..
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Kim Kardashian Assumes the Position
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Heidi Klum Giving The Finger
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Irina V is the Girl Next Door
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Make a Fire with Potatoes, Salt and Toothpaste
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Hot Asian Chicks Beat Down Some Dude
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More Real Girls Being Sluts
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Penny Cruz and Charlize Theron Make Out
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Heidi Klum and Her Helmut Hair Hang Out at Bloomingdale’s
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Alessandro Ambrosio is the First Pregnant Hot Chick Ever
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Nick Cannon is the Smartest Guy on the Planet – Regifting and No Prenups Means Good Business….
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Ugly Betty Pickin’ her Nose….
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Gwyenth Paltrow is Looking Good Lately
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Gary Coleman Divorce Court!!
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Maria Menounos Like to Play Beach Volley Ball
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because It’s Not Really Sex When You Do it Alone
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Barbara Walter’s is a HO!
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Amy Reid’s Big Tits Are Natural
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Now THAT’s Love When a Girl Pukes on a Guy
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Emo Fags I’m Sure You Can Relate To
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Paris Hilton Spreads Her Diseases to All Walks of Life
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Asian Babe with Huge Jugs
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Becky Newton is Bending Over
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Yoko Matsugane Tits are MASSIVE!
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Miranda Kerr’s Cleavage is Down Under!
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Joss Stone and Cat Deeley are friendly Lesbians…
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Safe to Say He Loves the Ladies…
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Barack O’Basketball
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All, I Admit It. Nike has Amused Me
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Sammie Pennington is British and Topless
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Top 10 Paparazzi Attack Moments…
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More of Cheerleader Angelica Carrera Slutty Pics
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Beyonce is Pregnant
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Top 10 Jiggling Tit VIdeos of All Time
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Lohan’s Mugshot in Ad by a Pro-Drinking and Driving Group:
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The Art of Selling Naked – 10 Stunning Playboy Ads
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Sammie Penington Topless
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How to Smuggle Booze into The Kentucky Derby
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Some Penelope Cruz Bathing Suit Action…
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Be Sure to Brush Your Teeth Twice a Day and By Teeth I Mean Pussy
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Some Dude Scares The Fuck Out Of His Aunt and It’s Pretty Amazing
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Hot Brazilian Ass in an Ad
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Some Intense Justice Video Because Justice is the Mainstream
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This Slut Could Be Your Daughter
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More of Lily Allen’s Birthday – This Time With Cake
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Megan Fox is Hot But Banned
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Use This to Find Some Sex This Weekend. With a Chick
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl in Funny Lingerie
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A Mix of Smut
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Some Slut Named Sexy Lil Dancer – Showing Off Her Body
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Some Photoshoot of a Topless Bitch By the Beach
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SOME WEEKEND HOTNESS

Shawna Lenee is a Hot Blonde Slut and She’s Naked
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Some Really Big Boobs in the Shower
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Some College Party Sex Video
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Some Really Weird Sex on an ATV Quad
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Funny Porn Bloopers Compilation
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Some Latina’s Self Shot Slutty Pic
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Some Asian Girl’s Webcam Strip Video
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Some Amateur Girl Masturbating
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Some Young Asian Self Shot Amateur Pics
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Ashlynn Brooke in Some Posed Nakedness
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Her Name is Karine and She’s Naked with a Whip
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Lesbian Cop Video
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Her Name is KayLynn and He Shows off How Big and Dirty Her Tongue Is…
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Some Girl Fuck’s a Corona Bottle of Cinco de Mayo
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Some Pierced Girl Has Sex With a Lollipop
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Some Chick in Crotchless Panties
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Naked Girl Shops in Japan!!
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Some Hot Naked Amateur Chick
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Find the Best Porn You Will Need for Your Pathetic Weekend
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2008

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I passed out at 7 pm last night – I guess being a drunken idiot who sits all day takes it’s mother fuckin’ toll, so I’m posting yesterday’s links a little late, but the rule is that’s it’s never too late to have a good time. If you’re wondering why I passed the fuck out last night at 7 pm, I think it could be cancer.

Here are my links, I did them fast, but they are still life changing…

Mother Africa – Naomi Campbell is Looking Good
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Porn Stars in Lingerie Talk Video Games With Cliffy B
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Bump, Bump, Bump is the Name of this Shit..
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Alley Bagett is a Bikini Cowboy
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Keeley Hazell is Queen of the Boobs and is Not Going Away….
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Paris Hilton is a Whore, But Here She is Proving It…
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Slut Gillian Sluts Out in Sydney Harbor
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Some Porn Reviews
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Do a Front Flip and Pretend You’re One of Those Parkour Fags
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Some Chanelle Hayes Orgasm Action
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Live Webcam Sex Is Good Because You Can Tell Them How to Do It….
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Some Model Mom Tries to Live Out Her Model Whore Dreams
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Some Whipped Cream Bikinis
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Karolina Kurkova Photoshoot
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Find Girls to Fuck in Your Hometown….
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Kim Smith is Fine
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Whitney Houston’s Daughter Tried to Stab Her, and Then Girl Herself
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Richie Sambora Wants to Take His Trash to Television
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Jumpsuit Like A Jailed WHore….
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Christina Aguilera’s Got Some Drunk Tits.
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Lennon’s KIller is Stalking Lohan
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More WWE Whore Porn
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Just Call Me The Assman
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Dennis Rodman Got Arrested
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Karine is a Blonde Hottie
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Football Babes
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Tree Fuck!
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Perfect Ass
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Angelina Jolie Did Heroin Cuz She’s Intense.
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Fun with Tasers
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Nicole Goes Mountain Climbing Naked!
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Row your boat with Lucy Wanderburgova Naked
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Marisa Miller, in Black and White
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Alcohol Fun!!
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Felicia Taylor is Naked
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2008

01

May

Christina Ricci’s Scary Face of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck Christina Ricci is on, but it reminds me of the days I used to go to dirty raves because some asshole told me that girls on E were horny and it became a bit of a regular thing for me because I had no where else to go at 4 am when wasted. What they didn’t tell me was that these girls who were high on E looked like they were stars in some kind of horror movie and were too busy fidgeting, dancing, sweating and wearing disgustingly ratty clown clothes that I couldn’t take them seriously. I did manage to fuck a few raver chicks after promising to buy them candy despite how dirty I knew it would be because of the 12 hours of dancing in fur put their vaginas through but I am the kind of drunk guy who couldn’t turn down any pussy, especially not in the 90s before I was married because vagina at that time was a hot commodity. It always ended in disaster because they were usually totally fuckin’ insane and I’d manage to try to get the most sex out of them as possible, meaning I’d have to see them outside of the Rave setting and I remember seeing them in their weird raver clothes in broad daylight embarrassed me for doing what I had done….you know the whole purple fat pants with pacifiers around their necks and stuffed toys in hand, like they were fuckin’ 7 years old and it kinda freaked me out and made me hate myself more that I already did.

After I was done with them, I would ignore them and pretend I never met them because it was that raver shit just didn’t fly with me but after years of reflection, I realized that I didn’t disrespect them for being dirty sluts high on drugs but the truth was is that I couldn’t respect them because they had sex with me and that meant they had no standards or self esteem cuz I’d never have sex with anything that looks like me and it made it impossible for us to be friends despite having had shared that magical happy hardcore filled night together.

Either way, thanks Christina Ricci and your crackhead face for bringing back those great fuckin’ memories, you bitch.

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