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2008

30

May

Jojo Levesque’s Got Some Tits of the Day

Jojo was one of those Miley Cyrus jailbait sluts before Miley Cyrus existed. She kinda paved the way for Miley by giving perverts everywhere some teenage popstar fantasies and I never really understood it. She was chubby and didn’t have tits but did have a thing for black cock. The good news is that the eating paid off for her and that she finally secured some fat in the right places, it took some time and a lot of cake, but in the end, she is stacked and never had to go under the knife. Sure fake tits look stupid, but fat tits usually look worse as the nipple tries so hard to kiss the ground that you think shit’s just got off a rocky flight or even like it spent the last 6 months at sea. I guess all that matters is that bitch is showing off the cleavage she always wanted and all it took was a couple years of laziness and overeating something that my wife and I can relate to.

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2008

30

May

Adriana Lima Gets Topless for Elle Magazine of the Day

This staying up all night shit is making updating the site a pain in the ass, I guess I shouldn’t really stop the site, because I would upset about 2 people, but maybe I should stop drinking at a reasonable time. These after parties and shit are keeping me up until 8 am and I only wake up at 3 when most people are winding down for the day and getting off their computers for the weekend, making my shit useless and a waste of time. I guess I’ll figure it out and while I tend to this horrible hangover that feels like my heart is going to explode, here are some topless Adriana Lima pics for Elle magazine because she’s pretty much my favorite model and has the potential to make your dick explode all over your pants.

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2008

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was thinking of doing some Patch Adams shit and go to the local funeral home tonight to help mourners deal with their loss by reminding them that it may suck to lose a loved one but at least they aren’t me, but decided that’s a little too morbid and will go drink instead, but before I do here are my links….

Ninja Babes in Space Episode 2
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Denise Richards is a Money Grubbing Whore
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Bikini Contest Winner
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I Wish Marisa Miller’s Legs Were Wrapped Around my Fat Body
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Kristin Davis is Not Only An Amateur Porn Star But She’s Also a Boozer
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Kim Kardashian Kind of Moons the Cameraa
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Cheat on Your Exams and Get a Passing Grade
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Web Cam Sluts Are Better than the No Sluts You Currently Have
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Shania Twain’s Husband Dumper Her For a Chick Uglier than Your Mom
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Remote Control Babe
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Victoria Silvstedt – Incite PC Magazine – Slut
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Maxim had a Party and You Weren’t Invited
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Make Mom Proud, Find a Girl to Fuck
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Tara Reid’s Agent Probably Can’t Find Her Work
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Sylverstor Stallone’s Mom is a Hot Piece
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A Pretty Good Bathroom Prank
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Bar Rafaeli Look Hot at Some Fashion Show
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Jesus Christ, Paris Hilton Wants to Procreate
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Some Drunk Guy Getting Messed With While Passed Out Outside the Bar
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A Couple Galleries of Real Girls Half Naked…
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Some Ecuador Plastic Surgeon Uses Scary Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton Pics to Sell His Service – Funny.
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Amateur Stripdown of the Day
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Kerli Kıiv is Estonia’s Avril Lavigne
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Have Some Sex, and See What All The Fuss is About!
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Dave Navarro’s Dating a Reality TV Rock and Roll Slut
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Selma Blair and Stana Katic Nude
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Brides in Underwear
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Halle Berry Pregnancy Boobs Throwback Because they are Wonderful
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How to Undress a Women in the Most Cop
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Some Beach Volleyball Sluts
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Ughh, is it me, or did Barbie’s Dog Just TAKE A SHIT?
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Some 2005 Reggie Bush Partying in Cabo With Sluts
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Miss Great Britain – Gemma Garrett Topless
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Locals South African’s Deal With People They Don’t Like By Burning Them and That’s Gotta Be Against Some Human Rights Shit…..
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Find the Best Amateur Porn Sites Online…
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Some Hot Model’s Got Her Tits Exposed in this Photoshoot…
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Hilary Duff’s Tits in a Wife Beater
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Liv Tyler is Ugly in Some Low Cut Dress
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A Group of Teenage Girls Fight an Old Lady
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Some Funny Stripper Mishap
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Some NSFW Deaf Girl Wants to be a Pornstar – Like Really NSFW – Like Don’t Click it NSFW if You Don’t Like Seeing Hardcore Sex NSFW
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Some Dude Playing the Drum Table
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Some Slut Named Jenny Hendrix Works Her Hot Ass With Gogo Boots On
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Some Slut Named Erica Campbell Showing Off her Big Ol’ Tits
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Some Topless Lesbians Make Out in Public
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Beckham Checkin Out a Laker’s Girl
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LOLPORN Takes On LOLCat
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An Arab Woman Running on the Treadmill and Falling
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Anna Nicole Smith Throwback Nudes
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Wilmer Valderamma Bangs A 70s Show Slut
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Some Chick Gets The Milk Sucked out of Her in This Weird Fetish Video
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick Completely Naked for Some Alternative Model Photoshoot
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BONUS – I Think It’s Time to Take a Trip to Miami Beach Because of the Clubsluts

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ANOTHER BONUS – HEYMEN HUSTLE

Some Gossip Girl Chick and Brooklyn Decker from Victoria’s Secret At Some Event Lookin’ Hot….
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2008

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t like hunting, I actually like animals more than 98 percent of people I’ve met over the years, but there’s just something amazing about watching a dog hump a shot deer, and I am not quite sure what it is but I know that I laughed and as someone who never laughs, I had no choice but to post it here….I also have no choice but to post my links, but they are worth clicking, I’ve been told by at least one person that they are the best links online, but that person was me and I am kinda bias.

The Hottest Soccer Wives You’ve Ever Seen
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Strippers Rejoice!!! You Don’t Have to Keep Your Tips in Your Old Underwear Anymore
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Watch Ninja Babes in Space Episode 1
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Keeley Hazel Isn’t Naked But IS Still Fun to Look At
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Nick Hogan is a Cry Baby and is Feeling Sorry for Himself
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Beverly Hills Pimps and Hoes Do a Photoshoot
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Katherine Heigl is Boring and Reminds ME of Your Mom, Which is Prbably a Huge Turn on for You.
So Here are Some Pics of Her
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Top 10 Athlete Performances on SNL if you Care…
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Cheat Your Education!!
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Use This Spray to Get Sex Today
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Patsy Kensit See Through Dress
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Sharon Stone Drags ANother Old Haggard Animal on the Red Carpet
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Flex and the City
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The KKK is Endorsing John Mc Cain, but are Pretending They Aren’t But They Are
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That Little Troll Tila Tequila has a Gallery
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Amy Winehouse Used to Look Half Decent
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Former Whore for Heidi Fleiss Turned “Actress” Denise Richards Makes a Fool of Herself on The View
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Mila Kunis is My Wife in Training, At Least that’s What I Tell Her When She Shows Up on My Computer
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Jury Watched R.Kelly Sex Tape with the Lights Off, Probably so They Could Beat Off
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Tennis Judge Has Fun with Tennis Players
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Bar Rafaeli Does A Photo Shoot In Cannes
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Funny Skunk Prank
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Find The Best Cock Sucking On Net
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Adrienne Manning’s New Swimsuit
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Bai Ling Bikini Throeback
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Susana Spears Supports the Dutch
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Awesome Fight from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
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I Don’t Even Have to Explain Why This is Funny
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Ali Lohan is Fucking Ugly and Went on Letterman to Promote her Shitty Reality Show
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The True Story of the Internet
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Indiana Jones and the Lego Boulder
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Get Girls to FLASH!!
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Aishwarya Rai Cleavage in Cannes
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Daily Poll – Are Daisy Fuentes’ Tits Real or Fake
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Baseball Player Hunter Pence’s Hot Girlfriend
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Miley Cyrus is Breaking Up With Hannah Montanna
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Some Funny Things You Can Get in the Harriet Carter Catalog
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I didn’t Know Jodie Foster was a Lesbian…a Huge Cheating Lesbian…
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Some Pussy Cat Doll Slutty Performance Pics
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Odalys Garcia is a Hot Cuban TV Presenter
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Retarded Huge Tits in the Bath
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Bonus: Club Sluts You Want to Get Your Hands On
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2008

21

May

Madonna Has a See Through Dress in Cannes of the Day

Madonna may be old and washed up but should be given some credit in trying to hold onto the fame she once had. Even though I should ignore this bitch and ignore her new-found masculinity because I know that no one gives a fuck about her, I just can’t seem to. She’s in Cannes and she’s wearing some kind of barely see through dress that isn’t really a big deal, but you can see nipple and that usually seems to be enough to keep you happy, because the last time you jerked off to nipples this old, it was when your mom slipped out of her towel after taking a shower and this will probably cause a lot less emotional damage.

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2008

20

May

Whitney Port from The Hills Stars in Some Nipple Slip of the Day

These pics have been floating around the last couple of days but I decided to post the shit regardless because that’s how irresponsible I am when it comes to bringing you the latest and greatest of the world of famous and no so famous sluts. I am also irresponsible in every other aspect of my life so don’t think you’re special.

What is special is the concept of not wearing a bra, because let’s face it, not every chick needs one and it is a little presumptuous of some girls who wear bras when they don’t need them, that’s like me buying extra large condoms, provided I wore condoms, but prefer the fear induced by not knowing whether I am dying of a horrible virus, it’s just hard to find street whores willing to do that, you always have to offer an extra 20 and sometimes that just doesn’t make fiscal sense and you have to go for the bareback blowjob instead which is a lot less exciting because the changes of contracting shit is substantially less, even with their open crackwhore sores in their mouth. I like to think I live on the wild side.

Speaking of wild, this girl I’ve never heard of is important enough to have pictures taken of her by the paparazzi and you aren’t, I am not sure what that says about you, but it says something about fame in America and how useless you can be to get it.

Enough writing, look at her nipple while she eats, it kinda grosses me out, but that’s just because the only time I’ve seen my wife naked is when she’s naked, she thinks it makes her favorite thing a more spiritual experience, I guess like someone who likes skinny dipping instead of swimming, or like a naked baby being baptized. She just wants nothing to stand between her and her food, it pollutes the experience between her and her god. Enjoy.

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2008

20

May

Kimmy Stewart Gets it on with Jude Law of the Day

I always thought that Kimmy Stewart was a mangled piece of bird nosed shit, but I guess when drunk she’s worth fuckin’ if you are a homeless motherfucker like me. I can just close my eyes and pretend the nose bashing me in the fuckin’ face is just my priest teaching me what Catholicism is all about because I always had fond memories of the church growing up as an Orphan mexican who couldn’t speak english,, it was a whole lot holier than the hell that is living in Kimmy Stewarts underwear.

Either way, she was caught getting down with Jude Law, offering to zip him up because celebrities are high maintenance and Kimmy Stewart knows she’s not quite celebrity enough or hot enough to be chased after by anyone, especially some second rate actor, and has to do everything she can to star fuck him.

I guess to be fair to Kimmy Stewart her dad did revolutionize music for 40 year old women in the 90s, turning them all into sluts and he does give hope to short men that a little money and a raspy ballad singing career leads to impregnating numerous tall blonde models who clearly did enough cocaine and smoked enough heroin in the 70s to ruin their uterus and produce this mess of a daughter.

To Read the Article
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2008

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was rated number 7 blog in Montreal in some local bullshit paper that tries to be relevant because it is the only free English paper in the city. I was number 1 last year and I guess I should look at it as sign that it’s all downhill from here…this is what they wrote about me:

Goodbye sleaze. Jesus Martinez’s smutblog, Drunken Stepfather has been ousted out of top place,

The truth is that Maxim featured me as the original pervarazzi website, Complex magazine featured me as a man to look out for in 2008 and they are actual international publications, not one written by people who can’t land work at international publications, who spend their nights at local bars with the scenesters in a list that is really more of a cocksuckin’ fest than anything really relevant.

Either way, I hate this city and have always hated this city so I couldn’t really expect much more out of the uselessness that lives in this city than what I got.

Here are my links:

Poll – Do You Prefer Your Chicks Fat or Skinny
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Paris Hilton Whores more of Her Crap in London
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Mariana Dimelo is a Hot Slut in Video Who Would Never Date You But Will Let You Jerk Off To Her
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Bar Refaeli Posing In Lingerie for Israel
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Britney Spears – Pregnant or Just Plain Fat?
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The 54 Worst Celebrity Trainwrecks Ever
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Some Salma Hayek Goodness
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Melyssa Slut on Some Skates
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Play Retro Game Consoles on a Big Screen
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Christina Milian Stuffing Her Fat Face
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If You Dont Use It, You’ll Lose It, so Try This
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Laura Vandervoot is Filming the Reef in Her Bikini
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Here’s an Indiana Jones Spoof Video
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Here’s Some New York Party Tits to Make You Feel Bad About Your Own Pathetic Life
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The Hottest WNBA Players of All Time if that’s Possible…
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On the Bright Side, Here’s Some Web Cam Whores to Have Fun With
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Sumo Wrestler Car Wash
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I Love Tits as Much as the Next Guy, But This is Ridiculous
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Kate Hudson Gallery
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7 Stupid Facial Expressions of the Vikings Cheerleaders
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Give Your Wrist a Break, Find Girls to Fuck
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Bar Rafaeli is Lookin’ Good with Fatty Israeli Tits
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Victoria Beckham is Saying no to Music, Thank God
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How Do You Say “4 Saggy Hags” in German
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Mel Gibson is on Vacation with Britney Spears??
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Winehouse Off The Hook For Crack Smoking Video, Because The British Government Wants to Teach the Young People They Can Do Anything So Long AS They Are Rich and Famous
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Her Body is Nice. Her Face, Not So Much
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More Porn Than you Can Shake Your Stick At
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Gay Marriage Ban Lifted in California. Congrats, Homos!
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Jessica and the Big Tits
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Amy Winehouse Kissing Pete Doherty in the Smelliest Sex of All Time
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NYU Held Their Graduation at Yankee Stadium – But Weren’t Allowed on the Field. One Dude Didn’t Listen…Here is the Video
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Some Teen Girls Flashing the Google Maps Camera
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Google Map Some Street Whores – Hilarious
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Teens Use a Human Skull as a Bong….
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Girls Strip Down to their Girdles
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Some Pics of NBA Players Drunk
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Some Crazy Aunt Hires a Prostitute for Her 12 Year Old Nephew
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Web Cam and an Automatic Rifle
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Crack Whore Blind Date
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Someything Tells Ne Hanging Out With Kim Kardashian is Worse Then Showing Your Bare Back in a Photo, But That’s Just Me
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Vince Vaughn Turned Down a Threesome Cuz He’d Rather Eat and Drink and Rip Lines than Fuck…It Happens.
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Some Hot Sluts with Big Cans
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Danae Gets Wet Cuz She’s a Slut
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Nicole Graves is Working Out and Wants You to Watch
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Ashley Simpson Looks Kind of Okay in Shape Magazine
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Posh Spice is Skinny and Hot in her Tight Pants
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Here’s Some Asian Slutting Out
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Some Chick in Her Underwear Showing Some Tit
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Some Chick Lickin’ Her Tit
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Some Girl Showing Off In Her Underwear
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2008

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a pregnant mentally retarded girl today. I wondered how it happened, then I remember this pervert I once knew who worked as an orderly at a retard home and would constantly get it on with them because apparently one thing they aren’t too retarded for is sex. It just gets messy when the condom breaks because apparently another thing they aren’t too retarded for is getting knocked up leading to you losing your job and a very confused kid on his 5th birthday when he realizes his mom is banging two rocks together in the backyard instead of eating cake with everyone else.

Here are my links…

A Whole Lot of Half Naked Chicks Rockin the Pole in a Club…
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Hot Chicks on the Street for the Creepy Voyeur Out There
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Howard Stern Turns Dolly Parton’s Audio Book Into a Funny Soundboard
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Russian Girls in Short Shorts
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Marisa Miller in a Bikini for Her Maxim Top 100 Win
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Nicole Richie Hates Lindsay Lohan
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100 Sexiest Celebrities Uncensored
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Weekly Wednesday Webcam Whores
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Topanga From Boy Meets World Kissing a Gil in a Club Exclusive
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Get Devoured by a Cougar!
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Linda Strawberry Shows You a Think or Two
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Irina Sheik is Tasty as Fuck While Dancing Around in a Bikini
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Japanese Gameshow Fun, Because I Never Get Sick of It
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Web Classic Leprechaun in the Tree 2
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Audrina Got Her First Movie Role – Playing a Slut in a Bikini…It’s a Bit of a Stretch for her But I am Confident It Won’t be Too Hard to Believe
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Jessica Simpson is a Cry Baby and Everyone Hates Her
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A Rundown of Ashlee Simpson’s Slutty First Date With Her Soon To Be Wife
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Natalie Portman Lookin Classy at Cannes, and by Classy I Actually Mean Boring As Fuck
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Crackhead Love Affair…Ahhh Love
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Use This to Get Sex, So You Don’t Kill Yourself and Stop Reading My Site
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Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johannson Make Out in this Movie Trailer
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Nicole Richie’s Life With Good Charlotte is Not Paradise
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Colin Farrell is Lookin’ Like a Drug Addict
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Adriana Lima Hanging Out on the Beach Video
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The Colbert Report on Bill O’Reilly’s Freakout
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Some Dude Named Blake Jacobs Topless
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Ashlee Simpson Cheated on Pete Wentz
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Some Funny Shit from Harriet Carter
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Here’s a Video Called The Facts of Life
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Some Flexible Chick Running Around Being Flexible
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Target Sells a Black Kid’s Desk….
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Some Weird Naked Lesbian Goth Party
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More From That Little Badass Who Stole is Gramma’s Car
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The 10 Hottest WNBA Players of All Time….If That’s Possible
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Some WWE Diva Feeling Each Other Up In Public
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Send Your Friend a Dream Date because You Know He’s Gay
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Weirdness from the Weird Faire in San Francisco
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John Mayer Doesn’t Like Jeniifer Aniston Much
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Olivia Newton John and Her Insane Daughter Sing a Duet
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Now Here Are Some Solid Amateur Tits!
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Masuimi Max Struts Her Slut Stuff
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Vida Guerra Workout
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Cheeseburger Pussy
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Find a Girl to Fuck, and Maybe Take Home to Mom
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Chen Loves Pussy
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Blake Lively & Maria Menounos – Bikini Pics!
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Pogostick Mishap
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Enough Porn to Keep Even You Busy
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Good Morning Carmen Gemini
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Some Girl Gets Arrested for Wearing a Skimpy Dress
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Barbara Walters is a Dirty Whore
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Rap Clips of the Day!!
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Fun with Blowdarts
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Big Hot Tits
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Some Girl in a Field Getting Naked
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2008

13

May

stepLinks of the Day

The photo agencies are still on my ass harder than ever, something happened that put me on their radar, so it looks like I’ll be posting links to images I find off the internet instead of hosting my own pictures, that way they can’t bust my ass for hosting their shit that I don’t know is their shit because they aren’t organized in their businesses and release that shit to the public just to spend their days chasing down every site that posts them.
My theory is that it fits in with the whole Fair Use restrictions and it’s like embedding a Youtube video and these fuckers can go after those image hosts instead of after me because I just can’t afford to pay their insane prices for pictures of celebrities and I can’t afford a lawsuit so technically I won’t be hosting the shit, thus not breaking any laws….
I know you fucker’s aren’t interested in my strategy but that’s what took me all day to figure out today instead of posting….I am not good at multi-tasking like that except if that multi-tasking involves drinking my beer while taking a piss.
Here are my links….


Miley Cyrus Does a Milk Ad and Billy Ray’s Masturbation Just Got a Whole Lot Better
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Watch Some Hot Slut Taking a Bath….
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Booze Makes Them Flirt and Thats All Right With Me
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Minka Kelly is Too Hot For You to Fuck – But Just Hot Enough FOr You To Jerk Off to…
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Say Hello to this Slut Emily
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Ashlee Simpson is Getting Married This Weekend
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Double Upskirts, From Famous Bitches I Don’t Know….
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Top 10 Hot Oil Wrestling Videos
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International Beauty, 30 countries, 30 women
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Harry Shearer From the Simpson’s Got an Anti-Bush Music Video
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And While You’re at It, Check Out Christy Mendenhall
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LADIES!! Deal with Your Gag Reflex and Avoid Choking During Oral
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Montreal Whores Partying it Up
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Web Cam Sluts, Because Tuesday is as Good a Day For Sluts as Any
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Some News Bitch Drops the F-Bomb on Air, and It’s Actually Pretty Funny
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Lindsay Lohan Gave Sam Ronson…Her Lesbian Cock…A Hicky in France
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Jessica Alba Dressed Up as Charlie Chaplin?
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Too Much Cock?? The Video….
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Stop Complaining About Being a Virgin and DO SOMETHING About It
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TWINS!!TWINS!!TWINS!!TWINS!!
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Yamila Rahi Almost makes my Cock Hard. Almost
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Beyonce – Pregnant, or Just Fat, Like Usual?
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If Jewrdan Bratman Can End Up With X-Tina, There is Hope For You…At Least You Can Tell Yourself That….
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Victoria Beckham and Her Legs Go Somewhere
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Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Keep Holding On and Don’t Ever Let Go
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Find the Best Porn Online
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3 Sluts and Their Kodak Camera is Pretty Good Times…
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Remy Ma is Having a Bad Day
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Bikini Babe Oil Wrestling
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Carli and Andi Enjoy the Spring Together
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Charlize Theron Has the Mouth of a Sailor and is My Kind of Women
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Masturbation at the Ballpark
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More Hot Real Girls
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The Lovely Heather
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Two Drunk Chicks Do Naked Sky Diving
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Denise Milani and Her Huge Tits Get Naked
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In Case You Wondered What Having Sex With William Shatner Was Like….
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Miss Hawaiian Tropics Bikini Pics 2008
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Tracy Helfer is Tasty
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And I’ll Also Take On Some Naomi Millbank SLut
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Weirdest Genital Ad of All Time
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Top 10 Bea Arthur Moments….
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Here is an Exclusive Interview With Jayde Nicole – Playboy’s Playmate of the Year
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Some Hot Chick From Entourage and Her Hot TIts
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Niagra University Women’s Basketball Player Fully Naked and Spreading
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Heyman Hustle Talks To Some Guns N’ Roses Hot Wife….Susan Holmes….
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This is What Happens When You Hang With Amy Winehouse…
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