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2007

30

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I started a forum because that’s what someone told me to do and I always do what I am told. That someone also went to the trouble of setting it up and making all the forums for me. I expect all you fuckers to sign-up and participate because it took him a lot of time. You can access the forum by clicking the top left button, or you can bookmark this URL….DrunkenStepfather.com/Forum. I can only assume no one is going to use it, but at least it’s there.

Now here are my links:

Joss Stone on Upskirt Shots
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Pete Wentz Who Bangs Ashlee Simpson Teaches Us How To Put on Eyeliner Cuz He’s a ‘Mo
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America’s Next Hot Porn Star is on the Search, Maybe You Have What it Takes
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Jessica Simpson’s Insane Huge Tits
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Some Fat Slut Shows Us What’s Under Her Kilt
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Kathy Griffin Falls Out of Her Car and It’s Funny
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Foot Fetish Pictures for You To Jerk Off To
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Maria Menounos Gets Tickled by Howard Stern
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Bree Conden is the World’s Hottest Surfer
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Scarlett Johansson Performs at Coachella
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Amy Winehouse and Kelly Osbourne at Coachella
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Carrie Underwood Loves Coke
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Hawking Does Zero Gravity Cuz He’s a Genius
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Best Street Soccer Freestyler Ever
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Rikki Lake is Alive
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Heidi Klum Eats McDonalds
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The 17 year old from Whale Rider has her Baby and I love Teenage Pregnancy
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Anna Nicole Smith’s Movie Death Scene Exclusive
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Pete Doherty Goes Back to Rehab Cuz He’s Awesome
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Paula Abdul is Insane on the Home Shopping Channel
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Sarah Michelle Gellar is Under 100 Pounds. Fat Slut.
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Some Chick Burping and it Makes Me Fucking Gag
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Bruce Willis Drunk at the NBA Playoff Game
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Turkish Cam Girl Doing a Belly Dance
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Evan Mendes Nip Slip
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Gwen Stefani Suckin’ Dick in LA Concert and By Dick I Mean I hate her
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Some Slut Named Dani
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Gemma Atkinson Photoshoot Video
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2 Punk Kids Fighting
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Some Weird Karate Commercial
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Napalm on the Farm
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Jessica Biel Sex Scene from a Movie I never Saw
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Panty Upskirt
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American Idol Finalist Gets Arrested for Being an Insane Slut
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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Go To The Zoo in Australia To Enlist Richie as One of the Monkeys
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Weirdest Party Outfit of All Time
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Donald Duck Reenacts Alec Baldwin’s Call To His Daughter and It is Fucking Weird
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Really Fat Asses on YouTube
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Some Huge Tit Girl Named Bianca Beauchamp Oiled Up
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Masuimi Max Full Nudity on Youtube
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Masuimi Max Eating Bananas on Youtube
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I don’t Understand These Pics
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Denise Richards in a Bikini for Instyle Mag
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Kirsten Dunst Has Fucked Up Teeth
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Voice of Pikachu Live Because You Know You Used To Jerk Off To This Shit
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Men Wear Ladies Shoes to Show They Care About Violence Towards Women, You Wear Ladies Shoes Cuz They Make You Feel Sexy
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Joe Francis Does Prison Guys Gone Wild Video
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Nicky Hilton Maxim Photoshoot
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Some Slut Named Rosa Blasi Who Likes to Talk About Vagina is Posing All Tied Up
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This Girl is the Human Urinal – It’s Fucking Disgusting – Don’t Click It
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Some Guy Jerking Off onto a Pic of his Ex Girlfriend Because He’s Creepy
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Another Guy Who Jerks Off On Girls Pics Has a Myspace Profile
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Another Guy Has a Celebrity Blog of Pics of Celebs He Jerks Off On
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kimmy Stewart and Courtney Love at Coachella
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Some Girl Gets Her Nipple Pierced By A Fag
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Something About Pictures of Hot Asian Women
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Some Nell McAndrew Bikini Pics
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Something About Hot Chicks and Cars For Adidas Event
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Kim Kardashian Dropped Her Charges Against Vivid and the Sex Tape is Legal – So Look At This Screen Cap of her Cunt
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jaime Pressly Naked Swimming
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Buy this Spray, Get Laid, Send Me Pics
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Register to the Forum – Become a Member
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2007

30

Apr

I am – Nikki Grahame Nipslip of the Day

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I already wrote this post, but for some reason it got deleted or some shit I can’t figure out, so I am going to try writing it agian, but it won’t be as good as the first time around and thats okay because I know you aren’t reading this…you can’t fool me.

I don’t know who Nikki Grahame is and I am not going to bother finding out because these pictures tell me all I need to know about her and that is that she is one of those drunken whores who goes out for her birthday, makes out with her friend who doesn’t really know how to take it and lets her tits fall out of her dress for whoever the fuck cares enough about her to take fucking pictures of her.

I went out to a disco bowling night, which is pretty much a rave at the bowling alley. They blast music, they have strobe lights going and every fucking 16 year old slut in the city goes because there’s no age requirements. I saw so much hot ass in one place that I am planning on getting a job at the fucking place but the highlight of the night was when the girl in spandex pants in the lane next to me drank a little too much and started making out with her boyfriend hard. She fucking grabbed dudes hand and put it on her box while stroking his cock over his pants and I watched the whole fucking thing remembering highschool stories of the panty on rule. Bitch was going at him hard enough to make him feel uncomfortable with me watching the whole fucking thing and loving it, but I wasn’t about to stop. Unfortunately my turn came up, and I tried to bowl with two balls. Some ninja Asian dude who worked there ran up to me from behind, grabbed the ball out of my hand and made me leave, but that was okay because I got my taste of teenage orgies…unfortunately, I wasn’t invited to the after party, but I will be there next week with camera in hand, because that was a fucking day dream….

Either way, here are the Nikki Grahame pics proving that you don’t need lips to have a good fucking time. My original post was a lot better than this one, but you get the idea of where I was going with the story, and I guess that’s all that matters….

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2007

28

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was sitting at home looking out the window like I do sometimes to pass the time and had a total mind fuck. The music on my computer stopped and no one was home. I had a weird dizzy spell, cuz I probably have a brain TUMOR and looked to my right and saw some bitch who looked like she was frozen in time. For 10 seconds she didn’t move, everything was silent and I thought I was like Adam Sandler in the movie Click, even though I never saw it. The bitch finally stopped miming and my music came back on and everything went back to normal but it was probably the trippiest thing to have happen to me sober. I told some people about it and they thought I was insane, but I don’t think it’s a question of my insanity, but more of the insanity of some old lady who poses in the middle of the street making me think I am looking at a fucking picture.

That said, why were game show mics so long and skinny in the 60s and 70s?

Now, here are my links for the weekend. Cuddles.

Sunblock Music Video With Naked Chicks
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US Weekly Thinks These People Are Hot and I Think You’re Hot, But No One’s Writitng Posts About that Because We Are Losers….
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Funny Rape Scandal Blooper on the News
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Kate Bosworth Bikini Action That I’ll Probably Write a Post About on Monday Cuz I do Bikini Content
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Kristin Cavallari See Though Shirt Exposed Bra Moment Cuz I Think She’s Worth a Round
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If you Believe in Reincarnation, I think this kid may have been a guitar player, shit like this makes no sense to me, maybe cuz I have no talent
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Hayden Panettiere Hates Bloggers and Ice Skates in Leotards
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Jenna Jameson Showing Off her Fun Side in these Early Porn Outakes
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Nicky Hilton and Some K-Fed Lookin Asshole Making Out in a Club
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Hot Russians Girl Fight
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Some Chick Named Sheridan Smith See Through Tits
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Fantasia Barrino Music Video
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Amateur Blonde Chick Naked
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Beyonce in GQ Russia
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Ass Crack Tattoo
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Some Dude Proves Watching Porn in Public Is Funny
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Hayden Panettiere at an Event Lookin’ Like a Dirty Little Slut because I hope she reads This.
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Pictures of some Teacher Who Bangs 16 Year Olds and Get Arrested
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Tyra Banks tried to pop her ass like Beyonce on Conan
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Girls Dancing In Their Underwear Together
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Toby Maquire Slapping The Camera Out of Someone’s Hand Like a Little Bitch, Possibly Cuz Dressing In Spandex Makes a Man a Little Weak in the Wrist if You Know What’ I Mean…Which you Do cuz It’s pretty straight fucking forwards….
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Zoom In On Britney’s Ass With Ripped Crotch of the Fishnets Action
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Dr. Phil was CNN’s Expert Psychiatrist During the School Shooting, Now He’s Giving Advice to Alec Baldwin, Do People Not Realize That He’s a Fucking Uneducated Hick?
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Angelina Jolie Has a Deadly Disease. I Bet it’s AIDS, I blame Adopted African AIDs Babies…But It Could Be all the Raw Dog Sex She’s Had…
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Kirsten Dunst Wore a Padded Bra For Spiderman. I remember her having Big Tits
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When Lion’s Attack – Blood Warning…
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I am Sure I Linked This Already, It’s Brazilian Bikini Wrestling…
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Ivanka Trump’s Got Some Serious Legs
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Michael Jackson Prank Call
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Marisa Miller Almost has a Nip Slip
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Keira Knightley Gallery
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Border Patrol Catching Mexicans Video
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Broken Tele-Prompters Makes Me Laugh With They Are About Me…
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Sam Cooke In UK Maxim Topless because UK Maxim is Pretty Much Playboy…
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Milk For Your Cereal
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This is Retarded
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Tiger Cums All Over a Dude
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Old Man Fights a Younger Dude
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Learn How To Stretch With Some Girl In Lace Booty Shorts and Hot Legs
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Pillow Fight With a Pussy
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Bar Rafaeli Pics
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Akon Molests More Girls on Stage Because he is a Monkey and This is How the Animal World Works
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Celebrity Blogger Vera from ImNotObsessed Cries on this Persona IRC Wedding Video…
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Public Sex in Russia
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Penis Fish Montage from Grey’s Anatomy
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Here’s Lil’ Kim’s Explicit Sex Charged Song – Even Though She’s Fucking Disgusting Lookin’
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R Kelly’s Brother Interview Admitting he’s a Pedophile
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R Kelly’s Brother Interview Part 2
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Loaded Magazine’s Got Some Chick Named Lindsey Posing Topless
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Fergie is a Hipster
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Girl Accidentally Hits a Kid in the Head With A Rock
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Complex Magazine Has some G-Sport Sex Tips that You’ll Never Use
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Big Boobs Pressed Hammed on Glass
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Marilyn Manson Turns Young Teen Girl Into His Sex Slave
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A Whole Bunch of Shitty Videos With Tit
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The Weirdest Strip Show I Have Ever Seen
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Funny Lube Ads- Not That You Use Lube, But You Can Still Laugh
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Some Cam Girl Named Gisele Doing Cam Girl Things
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FleshFlick – What’s Your Dream? Is it a Dirty 3-Way – NSFW
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Lots of Lookin’ Good Sweethearts in One Link
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2007

27

Apr

I am – So You Think You Can Cam

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To Leave Your Comments – You Gotta Go Back To The Post. I am not very tech savvy. SO fuck you.

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2007

27

Apr

I am – Alyson Hannigan Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here’s something no one should go through, a little disgusting Alyson Hannigan bikini action to start my Friday. I always found this bitch disgusting especially when she was in American Pie talking about how she shoves flutes in her cunt. You see had it been anyone else, I probably woulda been thinking to myself how how that concept was, but this bitch comes along and ruins that orchestra fantasy of mine.

The thing that I don’t understand is that normally bikinis distract me from a busted face. I look at the face for a second and try to re-focus on something I can tolerate, and these pictures aren’t doing that for me. I have found some pretty disgusting porn hot. I am talking about herpe ridden bitches covered in feces while getting pissed on by 4 homeless guys and a dog and I still found a way to watch it with a keen eye to see what happens next. Just the other day, I was sitting with a girl I met in Starbucks and she was showing me her friend who she thought was ugly, because she was ugly and as she scanned through the pics one popped up of a bikini shot and I was like “STOP I LIKE THAT”. Well, I am not saying that about these.

The reason I am posting them is to prove that even ugly people can find success and love, all they have to do is tell themselves that they aren’t ugly over and over again until they believe it. That means that even if they are fucking disgusting to look at. So disgusting that you are scared of laughing awkwardly in their face every time they talk to you can find love and you can’t….pretty sad isn’t it.

Cuddles.

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2007

26

Apr

I am – Tara Reid’s a 6 Dollar Whore of the Day

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I guess it’s only natural for a bitch in her 30s, who spent her 20s destroying her body with cock, coke and cristal, to look a little busted and in reality Tara Reid doesn’t look so bad. I have seen worse and slept with worse but none of them were celebrities, not that Tara Reid is worthy of being a celebrity, she hasn’t done much in years but she probably has a bank account big enough to support me for the rest of my life and she’s not fat, she’s still got all her limbs and she has fake tits, making her a perfect candidate to be my next wife after this one has a massive heart attack or whatever fat people die of. My fear is that she has a stroke and I have to push the bitch around in a wheelchair for the next 20 years because I can’t afford a home for her…

Before seeing Tara and her 6 dollars and realizing I should marry her, I was thinking that my meal ticket was to make a stepPORN that I’ll never get to make because I don’t have funding. I even emailed the dude from Vivid and said “Let’s make a stepPORN” and motherfucker never emailed me back because he’s too busy buying celebrity sex tapes off people….

I know Tara Reid would never star in it, but there was once a girl who worked in my neighborhood who I’d see in the bars every night and the next day she’d be wearing the same clothes she had on in the bar. We called her Sticky Vicky and we’d joke that she would pass out drunk outside work at 5 am, wake up in an alley, or in the park or in someone’s front lawn and that she’d brush the dirt off her outfit before heading in for the day. Reality is that she was probably having one night stand after one night stand. I’d pretend that I didn’t know Sticky, and she was probably too drunk to notice me and this went on for 6 months, until one day Sticky Vicky disappeared. I can only assume one of her one night stands became her sugar daddy or maybe that her alcoholism lead her one some crazy herpe ridden bar hopping, park sleeping adventure they write about in the movies, but if Sticky Vicky is out there, I may have work for her just as soon as those fuckers at Vivid hook me up….

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2007

26

Apr

I am – Tara Reid's a 6 Dollar Whore of the Day

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I guess it’s only natural for a bitch in her 30s, who spent her 20s destroying her body with cock, coke and cristal, to look a little busted and in reality Tara Reid doesn’t look so bad. I have seen worse and slept with worse but none of them were celebrities, not that Tara Reid is worthy of being a celebrity, she hasn’t done much in years but she probably has a bank account big enough to support me for the rest of my life and she’s not fat, she’s still got all her limbs and she has fake tits, making her a perfect candidate to be my next wife after this one has a massive heart attack or whatever fat people die of. My fear is that she has a stroke and I have to push the bitch around in a wheelchair for the next 20 years because I can’t afford a home for her…

Before seeing Tara and her 6 dollars and realizing I should marry her, I was thinking that my meal ticket was to make a stepPORN that I’ll never get to make because I don’t have funding. I even emailed the dude from Vivid and said “Let’s make a stepPORN” and motherfucker never emailed me back because he’s too busy buying celebrity sex tapes off people….

I know Tara Reid would never star in it, but there was once a girl who worked in my neighborhood who I’d see in the bars every night and the next day she’d be wearing the same clothes she had on in the bar. We called her Sticky Vicky and we’d joke that she would pass out drunk outside work at 5 am, wake up in an alley, or in the park or in someone’s front lawn and that she’d brush the dirt off her outfit before heading in for the day. Reality is that she was probably having one night stand after one night stand. I’d pretend that I didn’t know Sticky, and she was probably too drunk to notice me and this went on for 6 months, until one day Sticky Vicky disappeared. I can only assume one of her one night stands became her sugar daddy or maybe that her alcoholism lead her one some crazy herpe ridden bar hopping, park sleeping adventure they write about in the movies, but if Sticky Vicky is out there, I may have work for her just as soon as those fuckers at Vivid hook me up….

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2007

26

Apr

I am – Jordan’s Pregnancy Walk of the Day

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These are supposed to be recent candids of Jordan Katie Price doing pregnant chick things because she is pregnant. There’s really not much hotter than knowing a dude has dropped his seed inside some girl who he probably should have just met at a bar, taken back to her place to slam her with a condom because you don’t know where she’s been to go home to his wife, a respectable woman who raises his kids the next day. This is like a modern day fairy tale, where the bar slut that everyone’s had a piece of because her tits distract them from her washed up whore face and life’s all about experience and not many girls have tits like this to experience, finds love. I think the sentence doesn’t make sense, but you know what I am getting at, people don’t date girls like this, they have them on speed dial for when they are drunk and want some action, but due to life’s wonderful mysteries, some dude decided to marry the bitch. My only explanation is that she gave him STDs or has compromising pictures of him have sex with a man and is bribing her, or maybe dudes on her payroll but I guess that doesn’t change the fact that he came in her.

Pregnancy is such a beautiful thing, even on a bitch who’s probably had dozens of abortions in the last 2-3 years and the gyno said “NO MORE” you’re gonna have to make this one come to term…Maybe that’s why she’s hiding it with her bag, because she’s embarrassed of it. I guess I should stop now. Good thing no one reads this shit….

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2007

26

Apr

I am – Jordan's Pregnancy Walk of the Day

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These are supposed to be recent candids of Jordan Katie Price doing pregnant chick things because she is pregnant. There’s really not much hotter than knowing a dude has dropped his seed inside some girl who he probably should have just met at a bar, taken back to her place to slam her with a condom because you don’t know where she’s been to go home to his wife, a respectable woman who raises his kids the next day. This is like a modern day fairy tale, where the bar slut that everyone’s had a piece of because her tits distract them from her washed up whore face and life’s all about experience and not many girls have tits like this to experience, finds love. I think the sentence doesn’t make sense, but you know what I am getting at, people don’t date girls like this, they have them on speed dial for when they are drunk and want some action, but due to life’s wonderful mysteries, some dude decided to marry the bitch. My only explanation is that she gave him STDs or has compromising pictures of him have sex with a man and is bribing her, or maybe dudes on her payroll but I guess that doesn’t change the fact that he came in her.

Pregnancy is such a beautiful thing, even on a bitch who’s probably had dozens of abortions in the last 2-3 years and the gyno said “NO MORE” you’re gonna have to make this one come to term…Maybe that’s why she’s hiding it with her bag, because she’s embarrassed of it. I guess I should stop now. Good thing no one reads this shit….

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2007

26

Apr

I am – Britney Spears Panty Shot of the Day

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I just realized that summer is coming and that means that my stepdaughter and her friends are going to be running around outside in short summer dresses that look like lingerie and that always shows off their asses when the right gust of wind comes in or when they bed over to pic something up and that makes me happy. The other thing that makes me happy is that they love to lay in the park suntanning in bikinis because we aren’t the socio-economic class that has country houses or backyards and that’s a good thing too. What’s not a good thing is that it took pics of Britney’s panty covered cunt to remind me of how much I love summer, but I still stand by the fact that I would totally bang her if I had the chance, because that’s just the kind of guy I am. Some people kick them when they are down, I fuck them while they are down, or on all fours or even standing up.

Unfortunately, my penis doesn’t work, so I am not a real threat to anyone. I can’t even masturbate with my blinds open to freak out my neighbors and smile at them on the street the next day knowing that they are fucking sickos for watching some old fat fucker like me jerk off. It’s called reversed embarrassment and it is funny. Cuddles.

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