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2007

19

Apr

I am – Akon Dry Fucks a 14 Year Old on Stage of the Day

I posted this in my stepLINKS today but figured it deserved a post of its own. I know 14 is legal in Canada but that still pretty fucking young to be doing this to. Bringing a bitch on stage and aggressively simulating sex with her is pretty creepy and if you were to see this on the bus or in a Starbucks, you’d probably call the police. But this is “hip hop”.

Dude sings every fucking song that strippers and club girls pop their asses to, so maybe a slut in training shouldn’t even be at his fucking show and should be back at home playing with Barbies or practicing kissing on her arm, but dude’s still a fucking asshole who just taught her what hump dancing is all about and maybe what being sexually violated is all about too.

If this was just some dumb slut, I probably wouldn’t even post it, but she’s just a kid…and as much as I want to see a live sex show, or love watching people hump things, I can’t feel the same love for this that I know I should.

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2007

18

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been getting more hate mail today, only this time it’s because I implied that AIDS started in the gay community in the 80s, which is pretty much a known fact. I also said that AIDS made it’s way into the straight world by closet cased homos who lead normal lives with wives and families would bareback with HIV positive men and spread it into their homes.

For the record, I think AIDS sucks, I don’t think it’s funny and it would be the charity of choice for me if I had any money because people shouldn’t die from fucking, I don’t think 100 percent of Gay people have AIDS, I like Gay people because they know how to party and have the ability to get girls to change in front of them and I don’t have sex because I can’t get it up, so banging girls who have banged bi-sexual guys isn’t really a matter of choice at this point in my life. It was just a post on my site so stop taking yourself so fucking seriously homo.

If you’re wondering why I bothered publicly responding to this shit, it’s because there are certain things I feel I should properly communicate, because I’m just here to make you smile not make you want to kill me.

Speaking of smile, here are my links.

Akon Pulls a 14 Year Old Girl On Stage and Dry Fucks the Shit Out of Her
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Sex Toys of the Stars
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Britney Fires Her Manager
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Pete Doherty is Praised at a Local Drug Hearing Cuz They Know He’s Cool Too
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Jessica Simpson Cameltoe and Hot Ass Action
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Halle Berry Thonged Ass
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Sluts Dancing For the Boys then Falling Cuz They Are Idiots
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Briana Banks Video
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Lohan Floods Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Apartment Cuz She’s Amazing
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Sexy Girl Striptease Video
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Jamie-Lynn Sigler Nip Slip
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Angelina Jolie Was a Slut in Kindergarten
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Adriana Lima Lookin’ Busted
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White Trash Couple Propose on The Price Is Right
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Fleshflick: Still Hot For Her Teacher
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Highway of Sewage
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A whole bunch of Dirty Movies
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Sophie Howard Fetish
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Funny Pizza Throw at a Baseball Game Cuz Sports Fans Are Insane….
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Best Celebrity Girl on Girl Moments Cuz Lesbianism is Cool
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SHay Laren in Red Fishnets Showin’ Some Box -NSFW
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Victoria Beckham On Her Birthday
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Jenna Jameson Had Cancer
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Video Called Bitch Slappin’ Ma Nigga
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Lookin’ Good Lady Who Works at My Local Dunkin Donuts
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Hot Cleavage Falls Off the Top Bunk
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Sex for Breakfast Video
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Some Blogger is Imitating Me By Grabbing a Set of Tits
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Chongalicious Video
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Jennifer Hawkins at an Event
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Lohan is an Intense Friend Who is Willing to Kill
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Hilary Duff in Blender Photoshoot
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Some Chick Named Daniela Pestova in Her Bikini
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Exposed in Public Competition Winners
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20 Hottest Chicks in Superhero Movies
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are in Marriage Counseling
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Petite Pute Pt. 1 That Means Little Slut Yo
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Human Dart Board
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Kristin Cavalari Bikini Photoshoot For Rolling Stone
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Some Dude Singing Some Song on Youtube
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Coolest Kid Around
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This Site is Dedicated to the Idea of Men Being Knocked Up – Sexy
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Angelina Jolie Has Sex With Knives
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Simon Cowell Doesn’t Support Virginia Tech or People Using the Virgina Tech Card to Explain Shitty Singing
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Bastardly Minute with Ana Lucia Dominguez Posing
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Some Chick Wearing a Pretty Low Backed Dress and Some Concert
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Larry Birkhead’s a Fag
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Big Boobs Bouncing
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2007

18

Apr

I am – Genius Radio Contest of the Day

I don’t know if this has really made the Internet rounds yet, because it was emailed into me, and I never do background checks, but it made me laugh because it’s some kind of twisted shit that I wish I had come up with or wish I had executed for the website instead of some shitty radio show.

I have never made a mother and daughter make out. I have never fantasized about a mother and daughter hooking up in front of me, but I did used to think about one of my girlfriend’s daughter who was in college and would wear her panties around the house like I was in that movie Lolita. I did know a guy who used to to slam his girlfriend’s daughter when he would show up for dinner a couple hours early, but that shit is standard and probably happens all the time, but making out for shitty tickets to a shitty white trash comedy show is pretty much next level and only happens in places where shitty white trash comedy show tickets are considered a prize, a white trash place we should all move to, if ugly fat sluts who like donuts is your thing.

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2007

03

Apr

I am – Jenny Powell Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I have no idea who Jenny Powell is and that means I have no idea when these pictures were taken but I do know that I like girls in bikinis, or any bathing suit for that matter, but that’s because I am a pervert. I remember a long time ago while sitting by a pool I snuck into, four 300 pound women came in wearing their old lady one pieces and looking a complete fucking disaster but clearly had a love for donuts. There skinny friend who was rocking a tight revealing bikini came running up behind them, she was about 250 pounds. I like that she felt like she had the right to dress sexy cuz she was so skinny compared to the people she hung out with, when in reality, bitch shoulda been in a table cloth covering her disgustingness up. Here’s Jenny Powell.

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2007

30

Mar

I am – Tiffany Mulheron is Big Breasted of the Day

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I like to go to the strippers on table scraps monday because all the strippers who made money on the weekend aren’t around to get in the way, I am drawn to the struggle and it makes for a good time because everyone knows they are desperate and they can’t run their whole “I am too hot to dance for you” bullshit.

This bitch’s name is Tiffany Mulheron and I have never heard of her but now I have seen her tits…she is probably too hot for you and if this was monday night at the strip club, she’d probably have the night off…

Check out her myspace HERE

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2007

29

Mar

I am – Reba McEntire's Old Titties of the Day

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I feel dried up and dried out a lot like this bitch, only because she’s hit menopause but still shows the world her old fat tits.

A girl just emailed me pictures of herself shoving a dildo in her box and it was encouraging because girls generally don’t email me. It’s not that I can’t seduce them with this site, it’s that they don’t know what I would do with the pictures. At least that’s what I tell myself, even though deep down inside I know I have 10 readers all of them virgins. I am convinced that these pussy pics are major fakes because she asked me to put them up in my stepLINKS, I said when my they say drunkenstepfather on them, we’ll talk, because I am a nice guy who isn’t about to exploit some girl who let her asshole boyfriend take pics of her and now that she’s fucking his best friend, he’s trying to get revenge. I am a nice guy like that but in my mind I still got cunt shots and feel like a fucking hero. That was the whole point of this site and now I may be in love. I am that easy.

Here are Reba McEntire’s Tits…

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2007

29

Mar

I am – Reba McEntire’s Old Titties of the Day

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I feel dried up and dried out a lot like this bitch, only because she’s hit menopause but still shows the world her old fat tits.

A girl just emailed me pictures of herself shoving a dildo in her box and it was encouraging because girls generally don’t email me. It’s not that I can’t seduce them with this site, it’s that they don’t know what I would do with the pictures. At least that’s what I tell myself, even though deep down inside I know I have 10 readers all of them virgins. I am convinced that these pussy pics are major fakes because she asked me to put them up in my stepLINKS, I said when my they say drunkenstepfather on them, we’ll talk, because I am a nice guy who isn’t about to exploit some girl who let her asshole boyfriend take pics of her and now that she’s fucking his best friend, he’s trying to get revenge. I am a nice guy like that but in my mind I still got cunt shots and feel like a fucking hero. That was the whole point of this site and now I may be in love. I am that easy.

Here are Reba McEntire’s Tits…

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2007

23

Mar

I am – Jodi Lyn O'Keefe See Through of the Day

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I admit that I may be a shitty celebrity blogger because I don’t know who any of these bitches are. I was never into tracking when Lohan wiper her ass or ripped a line. I never cared who Britney or Scarlett Johannson was fucking. I didn’t even know who half the bitches I talk about were before the site started but I do know that when I go to the other sites I get offended at how shitty their content is. Whether it’s Perez talking about how amaing he is, or the other virgin bloggers talking about how slutty some celeb is, I just don’t give a fuck. These people fucking suck and that’s all I have to say about that. I know I may not have made it clear how drunk I was, but I am fucking wrecked.

Speaking of wreck, I went to the strip club and saw some total wrecks doing their thing. One of the strippers was a girl I was checking out at Subway. I knew I had seen her before, but wasn’t 100 percent on it

Too bad these pics aren’t HQ so that you can zoom in and jerk off to the 1/8 of an inch of nipple you can see, or maybe to her birthmarks on her arms you sick fuck.


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2007

23

Mar

I am – Jodi Lyn O’Keefe See Through of the Day

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I admit that I may be a shitty celebrity blogger because I don’t know who any of these bitches are. I was never into tracking when Lohan wiper her ass or ripped a line. I never cared who Britney or Scarlett Johannson was fucking. I didn’t even know who half the bitches I talk about were before the site started but I do know that when I go to the other sites I get offended at how shitty their content is. Whether it’s Perez talking about how amaing he is, or the other virgin bloggers talking about how slutty some celeb is, I just don’t give a fuck. These people fucking suck and that’s all I have to say about that. I know I may not have made it clear how drunk I was, but I am fucking wrecked.

Speaking of wreck, I went to the strip club and saw some total wrecks doing their thing. One of the strippers was a girl I was checking out at Subway. I knew I had seen her before, but wasn’t 100 percent on it

Too bad these pics aren’t HQ so that you can zoom in and jerk off to the 1/8 of an inch of nipple you can see, or maybe to her birthmarks on her arms you sick fuck.


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2007

23

Mar

I am – Jennifer Lamiraqui Lingerie of the Day

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This bitch, Jennifer Lamiraqui is some exotic French Model who is rockin some lingerie. I have seen these pictures before but I don’t know where. I blame my stepLINKS for fucking up my bloggin’ game. I never know what I’ve linked or when I have linked it. I feel dumber than the stripper I was chatting up tonight who looked like she was 60 but was wearing a corset. Her stage name was Alexandra, one of the hotter names available to some white trash whore who has 4 kids with 5 different dad’s but she went by it anyway. She tried getting a dance out of me, but I wouldn’t have it, because if I’m there for fantasy, a 40 year old slag can’t cut it, no matter how good she looks in a corset.

Now look at how good this girl looks in Lingerie and when I sober up in the morning, I will consider revisiting this post to make it make more sense. I figure 10 readers a month is enough for me to leave it at this. Cuddles.

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