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2007

01

Oct

I am – Girls Gone Wild Girls Give Their Consent then Sue Joe Francis Videos of the Day

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So my link to this didn’t work last time…..These girls are suing Joe Francis for being party sluts who make out with each other topless on Camera for him, saying they didn’t give consent. Reality is that they did give their full consent and he decided to go public with the videos because Girls are attention craving idiots…who only realize what they are doing after they’ve done it.

I don’t know what it is but this shit happens all the fucking time. I guess the majority of girls are insecure and feel like guys wanting to fuck them is a sign of how desirable they are or some shit, or they realize that they have tits and that their tits are enough to make dudes give them the time of day, and showing them off will put them on the map and lead to better things. Maybe they are just having a good time and are hormonally charged and shit’s a fantasy to them, like it makes them come across as a sexually powerful girl like the pornstars their boyfriends jerk off to, because girls are competitive and think that because we jerk off to porn, we want our chicks to be pornstars. They don’t realize that we just want them to be pornstars in the bedroom.

I am into this exhibitionist party slut shit because I am a pervert and because it’s funny, but I’d never respect a chick who does this kind of thing, and I’d always just look at her as a dumb attention craving whore and manipulate that shit to work in my favor, like threesomes and shit like that. They are no different than a hooker or a stripper or whatever other than that they are stupider than them because they don’t make money doing their stupid slut things. I am way more into girls who are solid and invite you into their pants after you put work into them instead of just throwing their vagina’s at me. Like I said, I am a walking contradiction and as funny as this Girls Gone Wild shit is, and as funny as getting girls flash me or do things that no self-respecting chick would ever do, I’d just never fall for this kind of trash, but I’d probably fuck it, with a condom on.

I sometimes make my wife show her tits to my friends, but only because that shit’s like National Geographic. They are so big and disgusting that it’s one of nature’s great mysteries and we’re strictly doing it for science, I also get off on watching her fuck black guys. But that’s a whole other story.

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2007

07

May

I am – Jannel Syzyska Story Set Straight of the Day

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So I posted about some Girls Gone Wild bitch who claimed she was a virgin and that Joe Francis raped her a long time ago. The post can be found HERE , ignore all the spam in my comments…it happens.

Anyway, I was checking my email and I got some inside scoop on the slut that I felt like I needed to post. I can only assume it’s her friend trying to get more buzz going about her in hopes of landing a porn video gig or a penthouse magazine spread, but I’ll still post it because I never get any scoop and when I do, it makes me feel like a real media company….and sometimes pretending you’re not a waste of internet space is a good thing….

So, I just recently came across an article in the L.A. times about Jannel Syzyska, and about how Joe Francis “raped her”.

I used to be pretty good friends with Jannel, (in the early pre-whore days – seventh grade to be exact.) but when an unfortunate incident involving her and her friend Kaitlyn stealing my underwear occurred, we lost touch, so to say.

Then last year, one of my friends became close friends with Jannel, and I started showing up to parties that she happened to be at and so on..

So Jannel and I got kind of close again, and she revealed to me everything about her, one tidbit being that she had lost her virginity in April to some guy she doesn’t even remember. And she revealed that she did not want to have sex with anybody for a long time because of the fact that she had had sex with quite a few guys since then…

So when I finally did come across this yesterday, I was shocked. I’ve lost touch with her since the beginning of last June.. but in November of last year I had seen her a few times through a mutual friend.. and she had told me that she “went on girls gone wild and masturbated for the camera.” However, she said that she had HAD SEX with Joe Francis, not that he “raped her.”

I know I’m quite late on a story like this.. but I figured I would set the record straight (as if it hadn’t been set straight enough) that she did have sex with him, he did not rape her, and she was not a virgin.

I had no idea that she was all over the internet with her “rape story” or I would have definitely set that straight sooner.

Yes, Joe Francis isn’t the epitomy of class and charm.. but I’m sure he has the opportunity to have sex with much better looking girls without forcing them. So why he would even force sex onto someone like Jannel is baffling.

I don’t know why I felt compelled to write you this e-mail when it was so long ago, and you probably won’t read or respond really, but that enrages me that she would seek fame that much to make up stories.

Thanks for your time and sorry to rant, but I just had to.

All that to say…who really gives a fuck…Cuddles.

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