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2023

15

Jun

Brittany Snow Tits in a White Dress of the Day

Who the fuck is Brit Snow and why is she looking like a Victorian Ghost who died back in the 1800s of the Plaque or Typhoid Fever or whatever people were dying of…and who is hanging out at the foot of my bed telling me to get the fuck out of her house because she’s tired of watching me try to fist my peehole…IT’s CALLED SOUNDING>…

I guess Brit Snow is looking like a Victoria’s Ghost because her career died back in the 1800s and she’s basically just 100 fucking years old….

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2021

08

Sep

Brittany Snow Bikini of the Day

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Brittany Snow is in a bikini, because who the fuck isn’t in a bikini, especially when they are as low level of a celebrity as Brittany Snow….

It’s a bit of a boring and uninteresting trip, you know like winning a free hotel stay at a suburban motel outside your city because you entered a draw at the local grocery store, a “staycation” that fucking sucks…worst trip ever…

But yeah, a bit of a trip that all these girls as part of their marketing strategy is posting up bikini selfies..

So someone like Snow, with her hardly interesting career, has made a shit ton of money, is in her mid 30s, yet still posts bikini pics for attention.

All these bitches trying to be hot, trying to be jerked off to, trying to get likes and follows, in efforts to get paid more than they already do…cuz they are greedy…

I mean there’s probably a lot of people who are more interesting than Brittany Snow auditioning for the roles she wants to get, cuz they all want that Oscar win and Action movie for china…it’s the American dream because these people aren’t visionaries or artists…they are bodies…so look at their fucking body….I guess.

It’s only funny, cuz it’s just low hanging fruit and cheapens these girls more than the producers they flirt with or suck off to get ahead…

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2021

19

Jan

Brittany Snow Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I remember my High School locker came stock with a sticker that read “Snow White Turns Yellow”….I still have no idea what that means, but assume it has to do with pissing in the snow…and for whatever reasons…despite having blocked out everything that’s happened in my life before this moment right now…I got triggered by Brittany Snow’s name….I guess this is what CHRONIC POST TRAUMATIC STRESS SYNDROME all the young idiots are crying about because of their victim mentality are talking about…you can’t run from your traumatic experiences, but unlike a victim of abuse in the 1940s, you can’t hop a Greyhound and end up in LA to live out a dream of Hollywood Glamour before dying prematurely of a drug overdose, instead you just cry on social media and die of your drug overdose there….you medicated retards…

THAT SAID, Brittany SNOW…is a Pitch Perfect chick who started as a teen in Soap Operas…which is basically porn for old ladies and people on disability…

She is probably not of interest to anyone here and her doing Yoga Poses is not the kind of aerobic hotness I can jerk off to…it’s more the hot YOGA fart you end up with after deciding to hit the YOGA studio to stare at pussy in YOGA pants…a better idea on paper and for jerk off purposes than in reality…

Trash…yes.

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2019

22

Jul

Brittany Snow Bikini of the Day

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Brittany Snow is still around and using her tits in a bikini for attention…

The worst thing about Brittany Snow is she runs an anti bullying campaign, and I believe in bullying to toughen up all you pussies and the fighting of bullying will be the fall of man…

The other worst thing about her… Pitch Perfect.

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2011

10

Mar

Brittany Snow in Lingerie of the Day

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I am only posting these pictures to further prove my point that Maxim is no longer on the ship, they have fallen overboard and are fucking drowning and for some reason, I take great pleasure in their irrlevance, maybe cuz they were cocky big shots back when the internet first started, maybe cuz they run after me with lawyers letters every time I post their boring pictures of non-celebrities cuz that’s all they can get, maybe it’s cuz they are assholes, maybe cuz I just like seeing people fail..

I mean Brittany Snow? Is Maxim now Dancing with the Stars of bottom feeders….you know a place where people who were once on TV go to get their picture taken in their underwear…

All I know is that it’s amazing…and the pictures of the no name bitch trying to be remembered aren’t even hot…did they lose their photographer and have to hire the Sears family portrait guy? I mean fuck…These are a joke…and I feel bad for Brittany Snow who clearly has potential, but instead of team make her do this garbage…

When they email me to take these pics that probably cost them 10 dollars to coordinate, suing me for 250,000 dollars, I’ll be sure to post the lawywers letter. Idiots should be thanking me for the exposure.

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2009

18

Dec

Brittany Snow Masturbates in Some Movie of the Day

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I guess things have dried up for Brittany Snow since her life changing role in John Tucker Mst Die…cuz bitch has taken up masturbating in this movie is called The Vicious Kind, something you know real bottom feeders who got all excited after they were popular for a minute and bought all these things they can’t afford today…so now they’re simulating cumming on camera and I’m not complaining…not that I find this hot…I just don’t really care either way….

Bonus – Here she is getting raped….I think….I’m not really sure what’s going on here but I think he fake cums inside her and I’m always good with fake cumming inside desperat chicks cuz I don’t like unwanted pregancy….

Either way, this is a shitty fucking sex scenes in shitty fucking movies I’ve never heard of…

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2009

27

Aug

Brittany Snow Getitng Out of a Car and Showing Us Up Her Skirt of the Day

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Her name is Brittany Snow and I had no idea who she was because her face is ugly and I don’t really like ugly chicks unless my dick is bounching off their “soft palate”, but it turns out that she’s from Tampa, a quite luxurious place if you are white trash and I also found out that her dad quit his job as an insurrance broker to work for her organizing her “schedule”, which is code for taking 20% of her paycheck cuz it worked out to more that the 45,000 dollars a year he was making before, only now he doesn’t have to go into work every fucking day, and I guess its the least this cunt could do because he pretty much made her and speaking of cunt, here he is getting in or out of a car flashing something that may or may not be her black vagina, and is probably just black panties…enjoy….weirdo.

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2008

11

Jun

Brittany Snow is Beating Up Cock of the Day

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Brittany Snow is in some movie playing some kind of man hating prostitute and this is a scene showing off how badly she wants to destroy all penis one penis at a time. I think it’s a pretty common situation where a girl gets raped as a kid and finds herself living the life as a whore to support her addiction caused by trying to forget being raped as a kid. The problem with that strategy is that she ends up absorbing herself in the seedier part of men as they mistreat her whore body and use her as some kind of live action sex doll because she is a whore and since they are paying her to be a live action sex doll it’s kind of acceptable behavior. But that makes her hate them more and the only way to live with herself is to do drugs harder and that gives her the idea to destroy all cock that comes her way as some kind of superhero that isn’t anything super except maybe a super wreck that thinks she is doing her part in saving the world like how I feel every time I recycle because I know putting that one can in the recycle bin won’t save the planet, but it feels like I just helped.

Either way, it’s just a scene from a movie and I have known dudes who loved getting their balls abused by chicks but there’s nothing funny about that, it’s just weird. But I did know a guy who always asked girls to play with his balls. I am talkin’ no matter where we were, he’d ask any girl around to play with his balls, whether she was a waitress, a clerk in a store, a group of teenage girls eating ice cream or even elderly women in the park. The dude just loved testicle play so much that it’s all he ever thought about despite how awkward it made everyone else feel. It always made me laugh so, this one’s for him.

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2007

12

Jul

I am – Brittany Snow Forgot Her Milk Jug of Gasoline of the Day

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Brittany Snow at Hairspray Premiere

Sugar Nell again. I have a bone to pick with this unmuzzled wench, Brittany Snow, and it all started back in 2003 when my Turkish ex-pimp Zeki was stealing cable so we could get a better picture because let’s face it, bunny ears don’t do shit, and you are nothing with out even basic cable. NOTHING. One fine fall evening, Zeki let us girls have an hour of TV-time before he appropriated our lady-parts for his financial gain. This piss-poor show “American Dreams” came on… Oh Miss Snow. My beef with her is not that she looks like some genetic-wizard’s wacky hybrid of a poorman’s new-nose Ashlee Simpson and Tara Reid on a good day, but that she is a terrible actress. I will give it to her–she has rock hard abs, skinny hips that are on the cusp of tranny, is skinny, but looks like she should be steeling gasoline in a plastic milk jug from the Esso so she and her pals can huff the pain away.

In a not completely unrelated story, Snow looks like the best looking/ friendliest stripper at this boondock slag-shack in upstate New York that I visited post-Zeki, when i began my adventure on the Community College track. I had heard this place had “Amateur Night” every night. So one sad Tuesday my friend and my professor decided to move the malt-liquor marathon on to this aforementioned palace of peekaboo-poonani, which of course, was so classy it did not have a liquor license (awesome), yet managed to have white powder lining the nostrils of every dancer there (and bitches wouldn’t share, most of which were big and brokedown, so its not like it was going to good use). The three of us and a weathered rail-of-a-man romancing his 7up were the only patrons in this fairly un-exciting shit-shanty. So my friend and I jump on the stage (because every night is amateur night) and it’s like suddenly the strippers have a new lease on life, start zealously tutoring us in the art of “pole”: we were their Matt Damon to their Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting. I don’t know who was Minnie Driver. We made two bucks off our community college professor, three off the old man with the 7up, and we were offered a job.

And a stripper who looked like Brittany Snow made it all happen…

Obediently yours,

Sugar Nell
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