Her name is ALYSSA BARBARA …she is a Canadian model who proves to fellow Canadians, like me, that we have hope as a people, that maybe we aren’t too far off the motherland, you know the UK, where we came from, as part of the Commonwealth where we both have the Queen on our money….and can have Glamour Models of our own…or maybe that the best resource isn’t oil sands, or hydro electricity, or Beiber…but this busty and majestic creature, far greater than any moose, who would be a perfect candidate to be our national sport, our national flower, even our national anthem…because I would worship this so good with my mouth….I’m patriotic like that.

Pics by Jai.Photo

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Homeschooled AnnaSophia Robb, who we can all assume has weirdo Jesus freak parents who didn’t want her to be tainted by their hedonistic ways, like weed and heroin and anal sex, because it would get in the way of their stage parenting, you know their whoring of their daughter for personal gain, back when they got her into Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a movie your creepy ass probably jerked off to because candy seduces kids, and chocolate factories are way more legit than the bag of lollipops you have in your rape van – weirdo….

She’s gone onto such great things as playing a Young Sarah Jessica Parker…something that would upset me knowing what an Old Sarah Jessica Parker looks like…

All this to say, she’s dong some yoga and her ass looks round and huge and that’s a good thing.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s new name is Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski.

It makes sense to me.

Here is her Cosmo shoot.

She’s the fucking worst, but at least she’s got big sloppy tits, otherwise her average at best would be now where near movies, TV, internet, or anything…

Fuck this trick….pics…

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Girl Tells Christian Preacher to Shut Up

Drunk Man Falls in Thailand…

Police VS Man with Chest Pains

Beer Drinking Contest in the Philippines

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A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:28pm PST

One of life’s most irritating things is coming across a well dressed panhandler woman who may have a drug addiction and who may want the change she is asking for, but who looks cleaner, more put together, better dressed and washed than you….it just throws off the whole dynamic of homeless people….I want more desperation and willingness to give me a 5 dollar blowjob because she really needs that 5 dollars and I really need to see someone so low they give 5 dollar blow jobs…

#noempathy…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning….