In case you didn’t know…Russia is the center of the world…it is where everything good on the internet comes from…and who knows…the Russians…as primitive as they pretend to be…all free from communist and into basic human instinct…like drinking heavy, selling beautiful women, and making billions through corruption, with as many girls and being the hardest motherfuckers in Adidas track pants ever…
It’s amazing…but if you don’t like that – here’s a father hitting a kid with a ski on the ski hill after his kid gets smoked…
You know as much as I am not into Mel B Scary Spice now that she’s old as fuck and insignificant as she lives off her Spice Girl Money from Yesteryear…I still masturbated to her nipples in their first music video and that makes me feel like we have some kind of unrequited love that never materialized…but still happened on my end…
Not to mention, she has a ripped, athletic, thanks to her black side of her mixed race ass, because white people genetically fall apart after baby making…while this body keeps going and going…illegit baby after illegit baby…like she was built to reproduce…all fertile and shit…as her husband fondles her tits for the paparazzi…in one of the classier, we’re still horny thanks to all the hormone therapy we are on moments..
I mean as much as I don’t want to like this ass in a bikini…because it is old and expired…if this was a different era…I’d totally let her into the house…
stepGIRLS are a lot of fun, especially when we get them together, stripped down into hot fucking clothes and taking pictures, while hugging and protecting each other while perverts like me watch and try to get them to be a little more than just friends with each other…and a lot more naked with each other…because no matter how platonic my life with stepGIRLS may be…I am still a man and I still have needs..and those needs are to see more of them in pictures…..but I am pretty happy with what they’ve done so far…
I wasn’t going to bother doing another post on Miley Cyrus, because ultimately, who really cares about her new music video, or her obvious publicity stunts, except maybe me, because seeing her pussy in tight little cotton panties all jacked up, while wearing a wife beater thanks to Terry Richardson being the 50 year old every 20 year old wants to get naked for because he can give them that edge they think they are looking for, even though he’s just a soft core pornographer, that tricked fashion….is amazing…
I am a fan of her little body, her broken rich girl trying to make more money hustle, even if she looks like a bull dyke ready to lure me in with her cow-sized tongue, only to bite my dick off, because dykes hate dicks…and I hate dykes…
That said…Moley Cyrus is onto something….something I want to fuck.
But I get it, if I wasn’t such a pervert, I’d hate this bitch too.
Everyone fell in love with Anastasia Ashley’s Fat Ass Twerking during her surf contest warm-up…so here are some pics of her surfing in her bikini yesterday because surf girls wear their bikinis every fucking day of their fucking lives because that’s their job. They are like the bikini model of sports, only with less tall anorexic bodies and more fit as fuck, lean as fuck, I want to lick the salt of her every inch like I was a dog and it was peanut butter….kinda way….if you know what I mean….which you do…I mean seriously…this fat ass is almost at the point of ridiculous, how does she even surf with that amazing thing…now the one thing I need to figure out is how to make her surf on my face with that thing…or my dick…I’m open minded like that…
In fact, I find Sydney Leathers fat and disgusting to look at…you know the kind of girl Weiner only texted because she’s fat and disgusting and he felt sorry for her, and thought she’d never expose him…especially not like this…because it involves showing the world how fat and disgusting she is and that’s something normal fat and disgusting girls avoid the humiliation of….
She’s kinda hot in this THIS VIDE (NSFW) video…but then again I love when girls show me their assholes…
I find her uninteresting, I find her strategy obvious, I don’t find her worthy of the attention she’s getting for sexting…and I think exposing a dude who you masturbated with an asshole move..especially for such a silly personal gain like a porn career…and as much as I hate of every part of what she did…I actually appreciate what she’s doing…and that’s spreading her asshole for the world to see inside her soul, because the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…
I’m ready for more of this shaved scandal…she’s so bad that she’s good….and let’s be real here…99 percent of porn chicks are uglier than this and they aren’t real everyday girls just trying to make it…making Sydney Leathers hot by default….I’m a fan…
TO SEE THE EXCLUSVIE NUDE ASSHOLE SPREADING VIDEO CLICK HERE (NSFW)
Whatever Rihanna is wearing here…is amazing…I endorse all she does as she slowly falls into a whole level of crazy…because I know it is cumming and thanks to this outfit…so am I…
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Close friend of the stepfamily Sam Jones…just put out a video of her at her mom’s Beach Club…peeing in the Cabana shower, a shower that I assume her mom pays more to have, all because she’s too lazy to walk to the public bathrooms…and the exchange between the two…and the video…is amazing.
This is up on some Grey Gardens, but more Jewish, less homeless shit…and I loved every second of it. I predict – TV Show.
I generally don’t endorse any of my friends or family or lovers, or people who hate me on the internet because I hate seeing people succeed, especially after I give them a co-sign, because whenever they do succeed they forget about their DrunkenStepfather…and stop answering my calls.
But it would be selfish of me to not share this with the world, you know to keep it all for myself, even though I want her to be all mine.
Like the dancing monkey I lock in the basement and who I make perform for me when I’m in the mood for her.
And to answer her question, no Sam, we can’t see your vagina, but I would definitely like to, ideally with my mouth….
I have groupies, whenever I tell people that, they laugh at me. Then I show them pictures and they laugh harder, because I guess the general public don’t think groupies count when they are obese amputees who are missing teeth, cross eyed, and rocking some serious asymmetrical tits with different colored nipples, that sag down to their belly butter, where you can see their scrotum-like pussy hanging, trying to escape the evil polluted mess that is her crotch…
People are jealous and haters want to hate…so be as racist as you want to stepGROUPIES Paula Deen, leaves more for me.
We are all god’s children. Here are some morning links..
The Man with the 140 Pound Testicles and 1 Inch Penis is Today’s Hero GO
If seeing flat chested chicks who recently got implants posing with massive old lady bras..then you’ll really like this Hayden Panettiere picture for social media…showing the world she still has a little circus clown in her, despite her new hustle to look more like a girl, rather than some midget used as a human cannonball under the big top….
Unless this big bra is just a normal sized bra that looks huge next to her dwarf self…
The fact remains that Hayden Panettiere’s fans love her in a creepy way, and even those of you not into fecal porn, would jerk off to pics of her shitting, it’s like she can do no wrong, even though she doesn’t do much…
Personally, I’m more into girls who don’t wear bras. But this isn’t about me people, it’s about you and your creepy fucking fetishes…cuz if this was for me, there’d be a lot more spread asshole, random household insertion, and maybe some squirting…I’m a little more hardcore that girls being silly with bras, that’s too high school for me, while I prefer weathered whore.
