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2018

27

Dec

Megan Fox Plastic Face of the Day

Nothing says boxing day, I don’t know if there is Boxing day in the USA, it’s I guess our Black Friday, a day to get deals or to return the shitty gifts your granny got you, and I figure that the best way to celebrate Boxing Day is looking at pictures of Megan Fox…..who looks like she’s a plastic doll that you’d find in a box, but not in a good way, more in a corpse that has been filled up with embalming fluid that it has a resemblance to what it once was for all the people in the funeral home to remember her by…but what do you expect from some overhyped tits from Hollywood…who didn’t ever have any talent and were never hardly compelling…I mean she coulda done the Jessica Alba and create a billion dollar business with her fame and other people’s business skills….or in her case pump out a dozen kids with the dude from 90210….and girl is just trying to stay hot…it’s not her fault she’s jacking up her face like she always had…keeping up appearances when you’re aged as fuck takes face injections….and lots of it…this is the embodiment of that…but I guess you could go on social media and see all the girls doing the Megan Fox better than Megan fox is cuz they aren’t in their 40s…

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2018

27

Dec

Cayley King Wearing the Best Outfit of the Day

It’s still the Holidays to me. I am working at 5% capacity from my regular working at a 10% capacity compared to other people, drinking at a 500% capacity…eating at 100 percent capacity….Hemorrhoids are a raging…depression has set in…but this Cayley King character whoever she is….is wearing the outfit of the year…all you bitches out there or people who have bitches…outfit yourself or them in this…I want this to be what I see at all the grocery stores I visit in my well travelled existence of life living in a 1 mile radius…

I don’t know who Cayley King is, But that shirt is great…

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2018

20

Dec

Kaylee Killion Naked of the Day

Here’s Kaylee Killion getting naked for Instagram to get attention and noticed because she’s not all that hot, so she’s gotta put that effort into getting herself out there, to make up for what she doesn’t naturally have….

It’s like all these instagram girls are fucking trolls, a variation of a troll, trying to get noticed half naked, cuz that’s what they are good for…body parts…not a sum of their parts…but the asshole, or the nipple…or whatever…but the package deal as a whole is what you’d expect it to be…not worth the 5 dollars you spend a month on their patreon to see their butthole….but it’s only 5 bucks, bitch clearly needs.

Kaylee Killion….nipples in underwear for some bullshit…not important…not special..creative or interesting…but on the internet for all to partake in…

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2018

19

Dec

Amber Heard’s Devil Titties for Attention of the Day

Do you believe in life after Johnny Depp…Amber heard does…and she’s doing it with her tits in a tight dress…you know to get noticed and to be taken seriously in the world…trying to downplay the fact she’s just a sugar baby with solid tactics…

I am surprised she’s not spread eagled and diddling herself…because that’s just the kind of slut she is..

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2018

12

Dec

Pauline Ivashevkaya Nipples of the Day

Since the tits are the only thing that matters in the world…and the flashing and exposing of tits is so mainstream…that there are so many tits everywhere all the time….as girls try to get Instagram famous and matter…they all blend into one big titty flash…all the trying to get famous but doing the same tactics everyone else…become one massive tit that we can all stare at and it’s good.

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2018

11

Dec

Stella Maxwell Dyke Tits of the Day

Lesbians aren’t real. They are a myth. They are just a bunch of perverts into pussy…for whatever reason that isn’t a “born that way” reason…it’s calculated and weird…

Especially when they only exist because they fucks their way through the a list Pussy to get media hype. Shout out Kirsten Dunst Stewart….

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2018

10

Dec

Flavia Lucini are the Model Tits of the Day

Her name is Flavia Lucini…and despite sounding like some kind of Pasta Dish you’d get in a can at the Dollar Store…because that is all you can afford, that is your culinary expertise, your food channel passion, your sophisticated pallet, the best you can afford…

She’s an actual Brazilian model who has done really big things, but none quite as big as showing her tits….and here she is showing hr tits…because it matters…

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2018

05

Dec

Hailey Baldwin Fat Pussy Print of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is not necessarily a fake Christian. I assume she believes her own bullshit. But she’s a pretty fucking slutty party girl Christian who does things that are so unchristian according to me. Like being a vapid egotistical narcissistic cunt who gets paid when the brands can’t afford the Jenners and the Hadids…who no longer needs to get paid because she’s married her viral sensation Bieber without a pre-nup…

When I see her and her many features that look a bit too much like Bieber, which makes sense due to her Narcissm out and about…pussy out in pants…I think she’s pretty fucking garbage and if there was a god he would strike her down for representing all that is wrong with the world…and misrepresenting him along the way….

I don’t see how she plays being good, when this is her life…putting her pussy out there for people to jack off to cuz they Like Stephen Baldwin’s Barney Rubble performance…oh wait, maybe that was Rick Moranis, either way…garbage rich kid being garbage and culturally appropriating god.

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2018

03

Dec

DiscountVapePen is the stepHOLIDAY GIFT IDEA of the Day

It is the most wonderful time of year and like ELLEN and Oprah before her, I do my very own 12 days of Christmas giveaways, only instead of giving everyone in the audience gifts, we don’t have that ELLEN budget, and we aren’t lesbians, so we just lead you to our partners who we believe have great gifts for anyone in your life…

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2018

29

Nov

Rita Ora’s Nipples of the Day

I wrote that Rita Ora had a birthday, she’s claiming to be 28 years old, even though she looks 40 thanks to her face injections, and the fact that she’s been trying to get famous for at least 20 fucking years, or maybe it just feels like she’s been at this for 20 fucking years – because she’s fucking everywhere…

Well she’s touring Australia to take the world over with her bullshit pop music…and her instagram has 25 stories that have nothing as slutty as she needs to be…a few low level ass shots…when we want some of the smut that she’s produced the last few years to get to this point of a top billboard chart single or album…because tits get hits and she’s got a great set of tits….it only too a decade for those tits to find her place in the world…and she’s found that place…but this is the best she can bring us with those tits….

Disappointing, but if you look close enough with your nerd pervert vision, you can see nipple…at least that’s what I’ve been told.

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