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2018

26

Nov

Rebecca Bagnol Brings the Bush of the Day

Rebecca Bagnol is some girl we’ve posted before, because she shows off her tits, and we like tits, and really everything she represents as an “artist”…you know using her body as her canvas to get her message out to the world…her feminism and empowerment…right?

It’s not just shameless angling that works cuz dudes are perverts…it’s obviously…because she’s got a bigger purpose and her tits are her conduit for that…and I guess so is her bush…you know might as well put it all there to get jerked off to.

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2018

20

Nov

The Ass that Lost Dancing with the Stars of the Day

Alexis Ren, the instagram travel porn influencer who actually influenced so many people to follow her lead and get naked, slutty in luxurious locations – on some bootleg photoshoots that looked like high end photoshoots in a DIY whoring that gets you paid.

She got fake tits, kept moving towards racier and racier content, got huge following and TV, that is dying needed hot relevant pussy to feature on Dancing with the Stars….

They cast her, not realizing she’s only relevant on Instagram to people on instagram, and the crossover won’t get any motherfucker watching cable…

TV is dead…but feels good to be on TV I guess….dancing like the stripper she pretty much is.

Well. She Didn’t win…but her body is a winner to all of us perverts so check it out.

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2018

19

Nov

Lily Rose Depp Sucking Bones of the Day

The most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, is that she’s not the only Lily Rose out there, there are a handful of girls named Lily Rose, which is pretty funny….because it’s a reminder that Johnny Depp is just some candy coated, hollywood coddled, man child who has no real artistic integrity and is just some marketable bullshit that pretends to be an individual because he has had access to access to real artistic geniuses…who he rips off…I mean he even talks like Hunter S Thompson did before Johnny Depp even know who Thompson was…

I guess that’s not the most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, the most interesting thing about her is that she’s some hot rich kid celebrity child who looks good sucking bones….spoiled, entitled, given all she wants, with all that access, making her potentially boring and weird…delusional and annoying…probably the type to associate with weirdos to try to have some meaning in her life…you know meaning beyond being Johnny’s daughter…but she looks good and that’s good enough for me and everyone else…it’s the instagram generation…we only care about memes not substance…
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2018

19

Nov

Jessica Chastain’s New Mom Post Pregnancy Body of the Day

Jessica Chastain recently revealed to the world that she has a 7 month old daughter that she had through surrogate because why do things the natural way when you are rich…she didn’t actually get pregnant, but I’ve seen Handmaid’s Tale and I know how the mom’s try to make the Handmade’s story their story…typical non committal obnoxious celebs trying to play new mom when it’s convenient despite not actually pushing a baby through her cunt…or housing it in her body cuz that would get in the way of work.

When I first read the story, I assumed she was Christina Hendricks, I confuse the two all the fucking time, and when assuming it was Christina Hendricks with the 7 month old kid, I was like “of course she finally had a kid, she’s been pregnant her entire career, it’s how she keeps her milk filled tits”…

But before making a fool of myself amongst my peers, my friends, you….I caught my confusion and realized it was the other one…Chastain….who I guess just didn’t want to ravage her pussy and would rather have a stand in hired help do it for her…because these celebs are rich and lazy and don’t even need to do their own pregnancies anymore…

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2018

16

Nov

Monica Wasp is a Wasp Bite You’ll WAnt on your Dick

Yesterday…I watched a video of a dick shoved into a wasp nest…or maybe it was a jar of wasps someone stuck his dick in …I didn’t actually look that closely, there is too much garbage on the internet to pay that much attention to…but I watched it long enough to think…what the fuck is wrong with the world…why is this a thing, a fetish or a stunt, and why would anyone get off to this…and I figure it’s because the American family values have gone to shit and you’re all a bunch of perverts….long gone are the days of Father Knows Best, while fucking degenerate shit is here to stay…

I remember a time when I was the weird one, with weird ideas, and who made weird jokes about weird fetishes and groups…but now that shit is mainstream and I want nothing to do with the weirdos…and you shouldn’t either, but unfortunately you are one of them.

I don’t know who Monica Wasp is, but fucking her may be better than fucking a jar of actual wasps, but you never know, these naked girls on the internet have all kinds of STDS from their climb to the top, and the damage could be as bad, s stinging and burning…but you’ll never know…so just stare at the tits.

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2018

15

Nov

Let’s Come Together and Pray for Amy Schumer’s Hospitalization to Lead to Death of the Day

Seeing Amy Schumer in the hospital brings me great hope that she ends finally being punished for being the worst.

I do not wish death on people, it is bad karma, and I don’t usually care to hope for someone to die..

But there are some people, like the Kardashians…and Amy Schumer who throw themselves down our throats, are annoying, vulgar and repulsive as fuck….that are better off disappearing…

Seeing her in her hospital bed makes me hope…for the end of her…and the demon spawn inside her…she’s done enough damage here…with her obnoxious and disgusting face and jokes….and if there was a God…he’d get rid of her instead of all the great people who die everyday and who aren’t Amy Schumer…

She is the worst…if this isn’t porn to you…you’re burnt!

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2018

14

Nov

Petra Nemcova’s Boyfriend is Pretty Daring of the DAy

In case you don’t remember, Petra Nemcova survived that big Tsunami that made the news a long time ago, back when she was a young hot model. He was a photographer and they were on some luxury trip that ended with him taking a pretty fucking serious SURF, riding that wave like Patrick Swayze in the final scene of Point Break, unless he just faked his disappearance to get the fuck away from her…you know because she’s the kind of girl you want to fake your death the second you have the chance to like some natural disaster….

THAT SAID….

Her new boyfriend, for her old self, that still looks alright, despite the menopausal shaped body that I can see happening, which I guess isn’t so bad after all the trauma she’s been through, not that any EASTERN EUROPEAN can experience trauma, they have no souls…

Either way, the new boyfriend, based on her history is pretty daring, staring death in the face being near a body of water next to her. She’s got a pretty fucked up track record.

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2018

09

Nov

Bex Taylor Klaus Tits on Instagram of the Day

Who is Bex Taylor Klaus and why are her tits on instagram?

Answer in the comments to win a DrunkenStepfather.com T-Shirt with my face on it…that you can use as a cum rag to spite me….

Degrade me like the slut that I am ….

I’m WAITING…

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2018

09

Nov

Ashley Graham and Paloma Elsesser Big Girl Erotica of the Day

Ashley Graham paloma elsesser Big Fat Asses Nudity

Dykes it down with Paloma Elsesser

I wonder is the diabetic fetish will be more popular when the women start having their limbs removed…you know so we really dial into their obesity they feel empowered by.

This is gross, unhealthy, irresponsible of brands like plastics in products , to normalize obesity, and end up with an ocean full of plastic killing us all,
Only far fatter…

I don’t care how she polarizes her nonsense, she’s doing it to get paid, so get paid and be fat but I think gay people should get minimum wage and not be models or spokespeople unless it’s for their sex working.


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2018

08

Nov

Chanel Iman and her Nipple of the Day

Chanel Iman….has her tit out at an event because she’s an Ethnic model from the mean streets of Victoria’s Secret, who I don’t know whether she still works their fashion show, but who I am sure is still on payroll…like when you are salary with a company…who created you…you owe your lifeline to them as they are the only reason you exist….you owe it to them to get attention because to be them is to promote the mall brand subliminally….even Heidi Klein decades after her VS experience…with all she’s done on TV is still a living breathing VS at…

Like this one with her nip out..

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