The Stepfather asked me to post some of my links and since as his lawyer I charge him by the hour I couln’t say no. So without further ado.

10 Links after the jump

I wonder who named this
Silly Granny
Remember when Ester (Madonna) was a slut
Looking to rent a midget
Car Sex Advice
ART
Mideget Love NSW
My Toilet only cost $45
The Humiliator
I wouldn’t want to travel with him

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The Stepfather asked me to post some of my links and since as his lawyer I charge him by the hour I couln’t say no. So without further ado.

10 Links after the jump

I wonder who named this
Silly Granny
Remember when Ester (Madonna) was a slut
Looking to rent a midget
Car Sex Advice
ART
Mideget Love NSW
My Toilet only cost $45
The Humiliator
I wouldn’t want to travel with him

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This may not be an ongoing feature, but today it makes me happy calling it one. I have only been in restaints a handful of times in my life, and they were never for sex games, at least sex games I wanted to participate in. It is really always the people you least expect.

Authentic Mental Health Services Straight JacketDesigned to help safely control the most aggressive patient. Long-sleeved arms cross in front of patient before buckling in back. The pelvic strap effectively prevents patient from pulling jacket over the head. The jacket is heavy-duty, triple stitched reinforced canvas with stainless steel buckles and high-grade straps. Jacket has three back straps, one arm strap, and crotch strap.

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Although I have never met Lohan in person, the possibility of me being the baby daddy is very high. Reality being that I have donated my sperm for the last 10 years on a bi-weekly basis. I never knew where it was being sent, so I could even be your father. Point of this post is that Lohan was not in the hospital for being exhausted or getting a breast reduction, she was in there having a baby. This is the reason for the weightloss. The baby’s name is Pablo Jose Valerderamma Lohan Martinez.

There aint no pics after the jump, but you can click it if you want big boy.

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Although I have never met Lohan in person, the possibility of me being the baby daddy is very high. Reality being that I have donated my sperm for the last 10 years on a bi-weekly basis. I never knew where it was being sent, so I could even be your father. Point of this post is that Lohan was not in the hospital for being exhausted or getting a breast reduction, she was in there having a baby. This is the reason for the weightloss. The baby’s name is Pablo Jose Valerderamma Lohan Martinez.

There aint no pics after the jump, but you can click it if you want big boy.

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I don’t masturbate to clothed women very often, but there is just something hot about the woman who played the farmer wife in the Babe movies. I don’t know what I am drawn to…but there is something so PORNO about this woman that I am ready for round 2. I think it is the whole farmer’s daughter fantasy – reversed

More hot pics after the jump

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I am not talking about Cher’s lesbian daughter. If Cher was my mom, I would probably be a women’s panty wearing freakshow like you. Since freakshow is the topic of the hour, here’s a nice little product for you to buy your friends, lovers, fathers and mothers. I know my adoptive texan father would love one of these. Adoptive parents and foster homes are not safe havens….

Testimonials and Pics after the JUMP

One Customers Feed back

My new plastic chastity belt by Water-Hole arrived this afternoon. I made adjustment to the rear straps and tube placement, and have been wearing it now for nearly 5 hours. It is the most comfortable CB that I’ve tried so far. It is heavy plastic, but is flexible enough to make sitting and all types of movement comfortable and pleasant, yet secure. It was easy to make the fitting adjustments, and I can sit for long periods, ride the motorcycle, and drive the car and truck without the discomfort my other CBs often caused.

I haven’t done the final gluing of the adjustment points just yet, but will after a few days wearing to make sure everything is set right. After that, it will be at least or more secure than the Miller’s and Remy’s products and certainly more comfortable. The construction is great, the edges smooth, it is easy to put on and lock, and hides exceptionally well. The belt rides just over the hips but dips in both the front and back so that it is not visible with just pants and no shirt on….it should work well under a bathing suit.

Water Hole has done an excellent job in designing a belt that can be worn though airport security, is secure, very comfortable, and reasonably priced. It is adjustable enough that almost anyone should be able to wear it without any problems. I don’t see that it would create any problems during exercise, walking, bicycling, running, etc. It will make a great belt for traveling, and as a secure belt to change into for those that normally prefer a metal or ball-closure type CB. I don’t hesitate to recommend it.

Thanks, Mike for making a very good product. I think you have successfully covered a needed hole (pun intended) in the cb marketplace. Thanks for coming up with this.

For More Info Go HERE

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So you know you love the Drunken Stepfather, and all his crazy friends. Well now you can show the love!

Go vote for Drunken Stepfather at the Fifth Annual Weblog Awards, or we won’t molest you anymore…

By the way, we also qualify for best Canadian Blog.

If you really can’t find a reason to vote, just remember:

Anna Kournikova Yellow Bikini
Kirsten Dunst Nipple Slip
Mandy Moore Nipple Slip
Lindsay Lohan Side Cleavage
Jessica Alba’s Ass
Hilton Sisters in Bikinis
Mandy Moore See Through
Michelle Trachtenberg Side Boobage
1 Night in Chyna Video Clip

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So you know you love the Drunken Stepfather, and all his crazy friends. Well now you can show the love!

Go vote for Drunken Stepfather at the Fifth Annual Weblog Awards, or we won’t molest you anymore…

By the way, we also qualify for best Canadian Blog.

If you really can’t find a reason to vote, just remember:

Anna Kournikova Yellow Bikini
Kirsten Dunst Nipple Slip
Mandy Moore Nipple Slip
Lindsay Lohan Side Cleavage
Jessica Alba’s Ass
Hilton Sisters in Bikinis
Mandy Moore See Through
Michelle Trachtenberg Side Boobage
1 Night in Chyna Video Clip

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Kinxy Winxy Anal + Guys is a fan of the site and wanted to let you all see his pretty little face. We are more interested in the lady in red. That reminds me of the time I was working in custodial services at a hotel and the lounge performer always sang that song. It brings a tear to my eye when I think of all the chambermaids I banged….

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