The newest expression to hit my household is “porno”. This is comparable to the word “hot”. Paris made the expression “that’s hot” a household thing. That is the power of celebrity.

I am on a quest to make the expression “that’s porno” or “that’s fuckin’ porno” the expression of 2005.

It will pick up, and you will be saying it soon, remember that the Drunken Stepfather is the source.

In the meantime here are some Porno galleries to give you a boner and to help keep this expression alive with the power of visuals…

Bus Stop Whores

Pump That Ass

Mr Chews Asian Beaver

Big League Facial

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Now if you are a fan of the site, and if you have been reading us for a while, you will remember that I am a mexican, sent to texas, ended up in Quebec, married to a French Canadian, with 2 slutty daughters, who always cock tease me…. I deal with it – with the help of alcohol.

I still have memories of mexico as a boy, and texas as a teenager. So in honour of my random roots, I want to introduce you to a new feature called – the Texan of the Day.

His Name is Pat Davis, and he likes his fish!

HERE

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This is a random site that I came across that has all kinds of butt looking related content. I think the most relevant one for you is the celebrity butt cleavage gallery. I remember when butt cleavage was the big thing a couple of years ago, I never fully understood this. Being an obese man, I always have trouble making sure my butt Is covered, everytime I bend over to pick something up, or reach for something, the world around me are forced to witness my butt cleavage. I have never heard any compliments, and I sure as hell never had an online gallery devoted to my butt.

To date, the only people who love my butt are my stepdaughters, they always ask if they can spank me. I have no problem dropping my pants for them, but their mother can never find out.

Enjoy the celebrity butt cleavage page

HERE

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I know she only has one foot that is functional.
I know she has a hoof.
I know she has naked pics out there, and I have seen them.
I still think posting a picture of her BEAV in sheer panties is worth something.
I know I am too poor to join her site.
I know I am too lazy to find her pictures.
I know sheer panties are sexy
I know her poon’s got some give.
So I decided to post the gallery where you can see her love bun
Through a pair of sheer panties.

HERE

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I know she only has one foot that is functional.
I know she has a hoof.
I know she has naked pics out there, and I have seen them.
I still think posting a picture of her BEAV in sheer panties is worth something.
I know I am too poor to join her site.
I know I am too lazy to find her pictures.
I know sheer panties are sexy
I know her poon’s got some give.
So I decided to post the gallery where you can see her love bun
Through a pair of sheer panties.

HERE

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Lennie Briscoe from Law and Order is DEAD (cancer)!!! I have nothing else to say as I am in shock. I’ll miss you old man.

· Actor Jerry Orbach died Tuesday at age 69 of prostate cancer. Orbach spent years on the New York stage as a song man in hit musicals, but he was perhaps best known for his role as acerbic New York homicide detective Lennie Briscoe in the long-running hit series Law and Order. via npr

Fan site Who knew tough Jerry (lenny) had a fan site)

More HERE

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She is naked in all kinds of random places and she shares her panties with her other naked internet friends. Here is a picture of Kate in pain/discomfort from a major yeast infection. She gets them chronically. I know, because she is in Canada, and so am I.

Her picture Here

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She is naked in all kinds of random places and she shares her panties with her other naked internet friends. Here is a picture of Kate in pain/discomfort from a major yeast infection. She gets them chronically. I know, because she is in Canada, and so am I.

Her picture Here

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Jennifer Tilly is a total Twat. I don’t even know what she is in, but I can imagine nothing very good considering I don’t know who she is, and I worked in a video store for over 5 years. I was even the manager, until I got fired for stealing ….

Jennifer Tilly’s Big Nipple – Nipple Slip

HERE

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Jennifer Tilly is a total Twat. I don’t even know what she is in, but I can imagine nothing very good considering I don’t know who she is, and I worked in a video store for over 5 years. I was even the manager, until I got fired for stealing ….

Jennifer Tilly’s Big Nipple – Nipple Slip

HERE

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