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2004

20

Dec

I am – Page 3 Idol

Big Boobies
Sleazy newspaper contest
Tasteless photos =
Great Honor

College Girl Keeley triumphed over thousands of other hopefuls to win the Sun’s Page 3 Idol contest

See Keeley

Happy Birthday Jesus.

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2004

20

Dec

I am – The Coolest thing to do on Valium

DMX was busted for speeding, but this is what they had to say:

Simmons shouldn’t have been behind the wheel in the first place given that his license was suspended following his guilty plea for the airport fiasco, which involved him crashing his SUV through the gates of a parking lot at Kennedy Airport, impersonating an FBI (newsweb sites) agent and attempting to carjack a bystander, all while wigged out on Valium.

When I am on valium all I do is play videogames until i pass the fuck out…I have never thought about pretending to be an FBI agent out of the movies… occassionally I have worn high heels.. but it was just for jokes….

The DMX story
Here

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Mandy Moore’s Panties

Found this pic while avoiding what would otherwise be a productive afternoon. It’s a little old, but quite nice. Point is, she’s pretty, and you can see her panties.

Click image for HQ version

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Mandy Moore's Panties

Found this pic while avoiding what would otherwise be a productive afternoon. It’s a little old, but quite nice. Point is, she’s pretty, and you can see her panties.

Click image for HQ version

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Incest Laws

For all those dirty minded parents and children, brothers and sisters, grandparents, grandchildren, aunts, nephews, uncles and nieces, and half brothers and half sisters ou there. Just a friendly reminder that Incest laws prohibit sexual activity between family members. So keep your hands clean.

Found out more

Here

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Club Paris

Club Paris in Orlando is offering up a chance to party with a real live useless hooker for an easy price of 199$. Thats street corner robbery.

See ad here

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Brad Goldstein

Hi,

This is my first post so I thought I should introduce myself. I am a lawyer who work full time for the drunken Stepfather. You would think since I only take of the legal “issues” for one man I would have alot of free time to pursue other clients. But the stepfather has quite a few cases pending so I will only post when I can.

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Playing the Skin Flute

Today’s up and coming star is Ron Korb. Ron has a great website and a lot of info that involves his flutist career. I strongly recommend you show your love and support to Ron here.

My affinity for the flute is simple, when I was a really young boy in mexico, before my mother threw me over the Texan border, I was in the choir. I remember after choir practice my teacher would bring me into his office. In Mexico, an office meant behind the well where got the water. He would pull off his pants and make me play the skin flute. It didn’t make and nice sounds, but the more I blew that more bigger and louder it got.

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Alan Thicke

Our dead celebrity of the day is Alan Thicke. The multi-talented host of Pictionary. The dad in Kirk Cameron’s breakthrough series Growing Pains, the composer of the Wheel of Fortune Theme song…. the composer of the Facts of Life theme song, that bitch tootie is worth a round…



Thicke with lover

Alan Thicke launched his career as Rene Simards manager. For those of you who don’t know, Rene Simard was the Quebec version of Britney Spears. Guy Cloutier, a Quebec media mogul and the person who launched Rene Simards career was recently charged with sexually molesting 12 year old girls. Rumor is that Alan was in on this and would take Rene to the zoo…if you know what I mean.

Today – We commemorate Alan Thicke for all his life changing work, and we acknowledge the bus that ran him, and his career over.

Here (warning high-tech power point effects)

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Tom Cruise's Generous Donation

Celebrity Philathropy:

Tom Cruise generously tipped a young accident victim $5,000 when he visited an ice-cream store. The Hollywood heartthrob called in on the shop while taking a break from filming new movie ‘War of the Worlds’ in Virginia, America, when he spotted a collection jar funding hospital bills for 11-year-old Ashley Flint, who was hurt in a go-karting crash.So the handsome star put in 50 $100 bills before he left the store as he wanted to make sure Ashley got the medical attention she needed. Store worker Jason Donald said: “The girl was a stranger and he made this amazing donation.”

Ashley, who was crushed on a go-kart that rolled over twice and his had to have major surgery three times. (contact music)

Tom Cruise made $45,000,000 last year alone, this doesn’t count all his investments and other revenue streams. This is strictly from movies this year.

To put this into perspective that would be the equivalent of someone who makes $45,000 a year donating $5…

I tipped my taxi driver $3 today, proportionately, I gave more than Cruise did. Where the fuck is my article, oh yeah that’s right, it’s here!

Fuckers.

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