I mean that…..because that is exactly what she is…I mean she was in Playboy, then MTV, then her own sitcom in the 90s, that’s over 15 years ago, and a lot can happen in 15 years, like a bitch can age to shit, even if she kept herself fit, a bitch can have autistic babies because karma’s a bitch for all her annoying antics that made her millions, but if shes got fake tits, they kinda just stay the same….leading me to think she’s going to be a very weird looking senior at the home…all busty and firm….made of plastic….while the rest of her, mainly her vagina is dried the fuck up….

She’s not there yet, she’s here….and she’s showing off her fake tits that made her and as much as I hate fake tits and all they represent…like the attitude that comes with them, the ego, the way they feel, the fact that anyone can buy a pair and there’s no talent or genetic superiority in that, all it is, is the ability to save up 5,000 dollars…I never mind looking at them,

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I don’t know what’s going on here, but I like it…It looks like a TV mom and daughter are playing it up for the cameras the Sofia Vergara way…as slutty as possible to get guys to notice…cuz otherwise you just blend in with the millions of other illegals at the strip club trying to live the American dream….a good life lesson for a brat like Hyland to learn all while letting her half naked busty TV mom lean up on her half naked 21 year old who looks 12 ass…..for “daddy” to take the hot creepy picture….leading to so many good places in your mind…at least good in my mind….but probably creepy in reality…

Good hustle…

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I can only hope that Courtney Cox is laying on her pussy like a teenage girl on the corner of her bed matteress, hoping to get a strong, consistent wave, hitting up on her cunt until she cums like it was David Arquette’s tongue….

Not that I like Courtney Cox or the idea of David Arquette in any capacity, especially not in a fucking bitches capacity..

I’m just a firm believer that if a bitch is on the beach, it’s gotta have some level of sex…..and in this full piece wet-suit…that I know she peed in to keep warm…is just not doing it….

Here are the shitty bikini pics…

Here’s a bonus mom titty zoom in…

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Here are some Britney in a recent concert performing half naked, because unlike Michael Jackson, she hasn’t died yet, even though she’s been close…her handlers put a stop to that amazing crazy from a few years ago, got her on meds, and threw her into slutty costumes where she does her dancing monkey act as her puppet masters profit from her….leading to another meltdown, but for now she’s showered, thick mom body half naked and clean…so take it in, cuz I’m sure it is temporary..obesity and real crazy is just around the corner…at least I hope cuz that’s when I liked her best…all white trash, crazy and coverted in cheeto dust…or as I like to call it – at her best…

Now all I can fantasize about is sniffing her outfits before they are burned or washed by her staff in that small window between end of show and cleaning up the show…all sweaty and tainted….

Oh well. Here are the pics..of her thickness…

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People are insane…I got at least half an email about these Taylor Swift topless pictures floating around…only to get my hands on the pics to see that it is obviously not Taylor Swift..they just want it to be for traffic, scandal, excitement, etc…but it just isn’t her…

Sure she’s likely got STDs, she’s probably dirtier in bed than LeAnn Rimes the Christian lie is over edition, but she’s in the depths of a career people, she’s money making, wholesome, with a little girl fan base, and she’s hardly hot, erotic, or even tries to be remotely slutty….and you wouldn’t either if you realized your millions of dollars depend on being a good girl…even if John Mayer was ramming her up the fucking ass….

There is no way this is her, it hardly even looks like her, stop emailing me bullshit fantasy. No wait…I need your emails to feel relevant….

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Who is the bourgeois motherfuckers who say having a Soca Cruise / Raggaton/ hard grinding party in the city, by a large bucket that doubles as a pool is ghetto…I bet it is the same assholes the Occupy Wall Street motherfucers are protesting about, all rich wih real life pools and high class escorts…, where hot summer day partiess don’t require garden hose and hos….

This video won my heart.

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On october 10, 2011 -> Phoebe Price pulled the exact same stunt that she’s pulling today, only she was wearing one of those stupid winter hats all these idiots are wearing cuz they think it is fashionable, when really it just makes them look like fucking assholes…possibly because she is a fucking asshole who knows the paparazzi are at that spot since celebs go there, and figures she might as well get herself photographed so more people write about her antics, even though she’s uninteresting, old and no one fucking cares, except maybe me since she’s showing some panty….

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It takes a special kind of mom pussy that can get cameltoed by a variety of clothing, including but not limited to a dress…

I know this isn’t exactly a cameltoe, but I’m a wishful thinker, bottom feeding pervert, and that makes it close enough to one for me.

She’s come a long way from being the flat chested girl in a whipped cream bikini…

Or maybe she’s just had a kid and the whole thing is confsing me.

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It is Halloween. So sending Tyra Banks to a school, where she presented to the leaders of tomorrow, in what was likely something the school thought was a good idea, you know informative from a person who has succeeded in the world, before realizing that Tyra is a fucking nut case , because they, along with everyone else in the world, never watched her daytime TV Show….was appropriate….

I have no idea what was said or what happened, but based on the facial expressions and outfit, it was a lot more scary than anything…

Which is too bad, because I’ve before she ever opened her mouth, and let the world know she has an uneducated annoying opinion, and no filter….that is often times disgusting….she was a Victoria’s Secret and SI half naked model…

Now she just sucks…

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Julianne Hough. Ryan Seacrests new project who he pretends he is dating to cover up his gay in the public eye, since people don’t like gays in middle America and he’s the new Dick Clark and needs to cater to everyone and can’t afford to have no one watch his wholesome programming he produces, that is far worse that homosexuality, like “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” if they knew….or maybe I’m wrong…maybe we don’t live in a society of gay hating like Rock Hudson did, but maybe the only person who hates gays and can’t embrace gays is Seacrest himself….but I figure anyone with frosted hair has got to be more into getting prostate massages with real penis than the strap-on he forces Julianne Hough to use in efforts to launch her career, but maybe he just hasn’t accepted that yet….

Seaking of Prostate…never tell a girl you want to fuck that her dad’s not a real man cuz cancer took his prostate and prostate is the defining organ of male even more so than a penis, and don’t try to prove your point with an analogy like a penis without a prostate is like a car without an engine…..cuz she will end up hating you…

Either way, here’s Julianne Hough not nearly naked enough, dating Seacrest makes her less inclined to do the natural whore steps to get to a place she wants to be, by going through the places we want her to be…all sex tape and vagina exposed….and you’d think even with Seacrest she would got there since it worked so well for him with Kim Kardashian making him millions…but really who fucking cares..

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