For some reason, that I think can be attributed to me being an asshole, I find calling this costume “seal face” like it was a highly targeted “Black face” for her specific needs, since he’s convered in scars, funny.
I figure if you can’t laugh at your disfigurements, disabilities, downfalls, or those of the man who has impregnated you numerous times, you might as well kill yourself.
And none of this means I wouldn’t rip a hole in her fleshy skinless, muscular, vagina inside out costume to kiss her rose…she’s Heidi Klum and seems a lot of fun..
I decided to do a retrospective on halloween posts I’ve done in the past. I figure I might as well re-visit the shit I’ve done the last half decade, since no one else is. I’m a self absorbed ego like that….
What better way to celebrate Halloween than by posting the top youtube fetish videos of an actual fetish…where it is creepy like Halloween all year round…you know in their Latex suits and gas masks….sexual deviants all dark, mysterious and ready for nuclear war….
Weird and creepy….but on Youtube….so people like it….here we go….gappy Halloween.
Masked Girl….in Bra –
Masked girl…..Breathing hard when posing in latex suit…
I don’t leave the house. I just live life through facebooke albums of people I don’t know…while I drink..but for some reason I decided to venture out saturday and shit…girls were half naked everywhere like it was Halloween or something, even though Halloween is today. Weird. But I want’s complaining – if you know what I mean….
It’s Halloween weekend motherfuckers… and everyone knows the inner sluts come out in all the bitches…even the already slutty ones…..and sure I love sluts….but I like to remind you of the underbelly of halloween…the dark side of halloween with less laughs and more cries….this is a sex offender’s holiday….they wait all year for this…
Here are some hot pictures of Geri Halliwell modeling lingerie for her new lingerie collection…cuz even at 40, bitch knows how to slut out like she was still a fucking stripper before the Spice Girls…
This is what she had to say about her collection, that she’s posing, with her ripped mom body I want to lick until it is raw….
‘My aim was to make boobs look bigger and bums smaller!’
Kat Denning is a fat cunt who eats too many donuts. I saw her on her shitty TV show and was like “shit, I don’t have enough TV for this fat big”…I was like “if she’s so broke, why the fuck she so fat”….cuz the broke bitches I know are turning tricks to pay for meth before buying fucking cakes, pizzas and whatever the fuck else this fatty shoves down her throat.
Kat Dennings is not just a fat cunt, shes also a cunt cunt…because not only did she try to sue me after I bought into her topless pic bullshit to get herself famous, using big tits, I am surprised her belly and ass caught up to already, usually that happens around 30….and she blocked me of twitter…even though I give her press because I guess she’d prefer if I gave her baked goods.
Fucking pig bitch is in fucking GQ, shot by Terry Richardson….showing tit cuz that’s all this fatty like so many fat chicks before her…reminding us it’s not a talent or something worth celebrating…it’s just a bi-product of being fat…you dumb twat…Totally uninteresting….I’m gonna assumed paid for by her shitty fucking, badly written, stupid concept of a show before her shit gets cancelled hard.
As a man married to an obese women who only breaks a sweat when taking a shit, usually screaming bloody murder because her body can’t handle the workout, or volume of shit passing through her….I really appreciate skinny girls and I really love watching them work out….because they do things in tight clothes that make it easy to pretend they are doing it naked…it’s almost enough reason for me to join a gym, but I can’t afford that luxury, so instead I just peak through the windows until the police ask me to leave…
Either way, hot model, showing off big model feet, working out doing Pilates all flexible in tights that she decided to share with us makes for Good fucking times.
Bar Refaeli, who has blocked me on twitter cuz she wants my dick, obviously, and is playing hard to get, obviously, posted this not as hot pic of her working out to keep her model body for her money making hustle…and figured it wasn’t as hot as Izabel Goulart, so it doesn’t deserve a post of its own…but I can’t just not post it….so here it is..
And if you want to see Bar Refaeli fully naked….ass and tan lines…in an old pic that resurfaced today shot by Eyal Nevo here it is….
I mean that…..because that is exactly what she is…I mean she was in Playboy, then MTV, then her own sitcom in the 90s, that’s over 15 years ago, and a lot can happen in 15 years, like a bitch can age to shit, even if she kept herself fit, a bitch can have autistic babies because karma’s a bitch for all her annoying antics that made her millions, but if shes got fake tits, they kinda just stay the same….leading me to think she’s going to be a very weird looking senior at the home…all busty and firm….made of plastic….while the rest of her, mainly her vagina is dried the fuck up….
She’s not there yet, she’s here….and she’s showing off her fake tits that made her and as much as I hate fake tits and all they represent…like the attitude that comes with them, the ego, the way they feel, the fact that anyone can buy a pair and there’s no talent or genetic superiority in that, all it is, is the ability to save up 5,000 dollars…I never mind looking at them,
I don’t know what’s going on here, but I like it…It looks like a TV mom and daughter are playing it up for the cameras the Sofia Vergara way…as slutty as possible to get guys to notice…cuz otherwise you just blend in with the millions of other illegals at the strip club trying to live the American dream….a good life lesson for a brat like Hyland to learn all while letting her half naked busty TV mom lean up on her half naked 21 year old who looks 12 ass…..for “daddy” to take the hot creepy picture….leading to so many good places in your mind…at least good in my mind….but probably creepy in reality…
