Here’s a convincing video for you to think that Britney Spears is alive an well, not in some institution or dead, but instead living her best life in LA while her actor husband profits off her existence putting him on the map.

By the person updating Britney’s instagram’s account, she does this every day, but for some reason the leeches that are the paparazzi who used to climb through dumpsters and break into houses for the celebrity picture, aren’t anywhere to be found….and they are seemingly in public….

I don’t buy that this is recent or that this is Britney, they didn’t show her face, it’s all from behind dude, conspiracy theorist or not, I’m calling body double, the original Britney is NO MORE….

She is also in a mask, no one wears masks anymore and apparently her handlers posted a similar video 2 years ago that people are calling out….

They think we’re stupid, because most of us are….

Her caption for this is:

I do this every morning !!! Some say reality is to escape … I think fantasy is to find a reason to be here !!! Manifest your own world to your liking ? !!! It’s a beautiful gift to have that ability !!! The man on the right sitting on the bench is there every day in the same spot eating a sandwich ? !!! I swear !!! I finally said hi ?? !!!

SUCH A FUCKING LIE….

Her people, that she’s apparently been freed from, also posted these bikini pics…from when she was in French Polynesia in March…ALLEGEDLY..

I looked up some of her content and she is wearing the same bikini in 2019, becasue that’s what celebs like Britney do, they wear the same fucking bikini for 3 fucking years as they aren’t gifted 100s of bikinis a month from every brand around…..

Even if THIS is Britney, why are they posting MARCH content in November….BECAUSE BRITNEY IS DEAD.

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Yes, I still update this shite.

No, I don’t know why.

Here are some stepLINKS….

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It’s Halloween!

I got a little too carried away with this round-up, I just had to post ALL the Halloween sluts I could find, because it’s one day of the year, and I love sluts who organize, or work in lockstep, when it comes to slutting out….

SURE, we live in the sluttiest of times, where girls are posing in costumes daily to get paid or to get attention, but that doesn’t discount where it all started or how good it was when you didn’t leave the house to see cunt, or tits, except on the ONE day of the year or if you got lucky….

SURE, everyday is half naked girls, some go as over-the-top as they do for Halloween…but it holds a special place in my slut loving heart…

Some Halloween slutty costume videos:

Some Halloween slutty costumes pictures…

THERE ARE A LOT MORE AFTER THE “READ MORE” JUMP
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Madonna posted her censored, arguably not censored enough for the instagram terms and services and society as a whole, but too censored for a pervert like me…tits.

I watched a clip from Truth or Dare, which at the time it came out was some scandalous shit we’d jerk off to, but when you look back on it, we’ve become such fucking perverts that it’s lame and tame and fucking try hard garbage….if only we knew better….and Madonna simulates a dick suck on a water bottle that is LAUGHABLE, her fucking teeth connect a dozen times and she barely gets the bottle down her whore throat….to think someone who clearly had to SUCK a lot of dick to become Madonna is a teeth dragger….terrible…

Not as terrible as a 30 year old madonna flashing instagram with her weird Amanda Lepore concept face and weird old lady tits that look like they belong to that Canadian shop teacher…..this is her final art project, not that I believe in art, but it is clearly some fucking concept she’s invested in….and it’s weird….

In her prime, her tits were great, small nippled and fun because pop stars weren’t showing their tits, but now they belong in the old folks home while she soils her fucking diapers….and talks about the glory days while the dementia sets in….

She may have always been Trash…and continues to be trash but has so much support, yes men, money that she doesn’t even realize she’s trash…. a try hard, poser, hack who can’t handle not being the hot chick anymore…so she does anything to get noticed and jerked off to…..AND yes, I’d still fuck her, what do you think I am crazy….I’d suck those tits and call her momma like one of her adopted kids from Africa…it’s Madonna dude…the kind of celebrity you’d dig up after she dies for sex just for the story….so a pre.-dead, might as well be dead, would be a better option….RIGHT….

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I like horses and think they are wonderful majestic creatures, but I don’t know how pure Kaley Cuoco’s intentions are with her horse, because celebrities are fucking perverts, especially those who are rich as shit thanks to that 100,000,000 dollar contract to continue that horrible show she played the hot chick to the nerds, which people really liked for some reason, a reason I think explains the last two years of our lives, the general population are fucking morons…

Anyway, the John Ritter potential killer, we don’t know what happened on set, we just know his sacrifice got her higher profile and made her top paid talent……IS pregnant in her 40s, which is creepy and unnatural and probably because of some IVF shit that I think is demonic, but at least she’s trying to have her own baby, unlike the Kardashians who are such lazy rich people that they have hired slaves do it for them, rich trash can’t be bothered.

Anyway, I can’t confirm or deny whether she’s had sex with a horse, or if she has horse cock shaped dildos like the girls on reddit, I just know that her pregnancy during menopause seems unnatural like her fake tits! So it all makes sense.

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THAT AIN’T BRITNEY THOUGH –

I do not believe this is Britney Spears, BODY DOUBLE, but I guess the team decided to address that conspiracy because her weird ass social media content being posted is all a old, and probably not her or at least she’s using decade old technology to capture that content that is not here, cuz shit looks fake as fuck!

When I look at Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Megan Fox, Christina Ricci, Paris Hilton, fucking all girls from the past in their 40s, all older, all with surgery, some fatter but THEY STILL LOOK THE SAME, or close enough to the same that I accept them as actually being THEM but this Britney shit, seems FAKE AS FUCK!

But they came in with a video of her talking to her fans like some sort of crackhead in a manic episode, saying “it’s been 8 months since my conservatorship ended and I am in Mexico”

HOLD UP TODAY’S NEWSPAPER IMPOSTER BRITNEY!

I think the whole Britney thing is a fucking lie, it’s a fake storyline, whether her conservatorship ended or not, the whole marriage to an actor thing seemed fake, all the celebs who attended were bought idiots who were all weird when asked about it, and the fact that she’s got a gap in her teeth, which is not how VENEERS work, makes me think that ain’t Britney though!

She can post her nudes, I’ll look at them, but I’m not buying into this insanity, because nothing you see on the internet is real!

It’s a tragic story, none of her fans cared she was a slave for her family, or for you, or for the fans, they just mindlessly screamed at her shows!

It is hard to feel bad about since she’s rich and money solves all problems, the real tragedy is that she posts these fucking nudes with a fucking emoji on the good parts, because as far as I’m concerned, Britney’s mom cunt in its 40s, are the good parts!

WHERE IS THE REAL BRITNEY!

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Walmart Robbery

Masks in China Let you Covid Test – Are they Serious?

Climate Activist Doesn’t Know Climate Change is a Hoax

Balenciaga Fashion Show was Apocalypse Themed – Uplifting

Bro From the Future

Dude Steals Sister’s Vape Joke

Cruising is Classy

Woman Calling Out The Attack on Women

Cops in LA should Look Into Their Guns

Naked in NYC – Because People are Crazy!

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I was talking to someone who was telling me how dumb I was to focus on celebrity content all these years, since I actually don’t give a fuck about celebrities, but it was just so easy to do, since celebrities are always trying to maintain their celebrity by producing slutty content around themselves, whether it was for the paparazzi, magazines, movies or now their own egos and social media, so I didn’t have to bother leaving the house, convincing some crackwhores to get naked or to do funny jokes with me, allowing me to be my full lazy and unimpressive pile of dog shit on the couch, which I’ve been rewarded fairly for, meaning I got what I deserved for being a lazy, low hanging fruit fuck!

But yeah, when I look back on my life, I can’t think of many celebs or models I’ve actually jerked off to, I mean sure, there are some movie scenes I had no choice but to jerk off to, from Rose McGowan’s tits in Doom Gneration, to Sharon Stone’s cunt in Basic Instinct, and there’s a handful of music videos, like X-Tina’s dirty, Christina Milian’s Dip it Low, the Spice Girls first video where scary has hard nipples, but that was really just because it was available at a time I needed to jerk off, like figure skating on TV on a sunday!

Anyway, Elle Macpherson and Kate Moss were two models I genuinely thought were hot, so what I am saying is that Kate Moss is an old school crowd favorite in my parts, and seeing her nips while she’s all aged out is fun to me!

Mainly because the trainwreck, party girl, unapologetic about cocaine parties, who was always topless on yachts for the paparazzi has allowed herself to age out!

She doesn’t look like a bloated version of herself, like she in JLo faking her youth, I mean I se an old face who has seen some shit, and some old tits that have also seen some shit, with what I’d assume is a vagina calloused and dried up thanks to menopause, and I think it’s great, because it’s life, people fucking rot and owning that rot is hot!

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The world is a weird fucking place, where social media has basically destroyed everything, not just this website, but it did destroy this website too! I am a dinosaur and just couldn’t keep up like a thirsty tween trying to become a content creator, plus all my socials have been deleted since the dawn of social media, because I am so funny on that shit, just not to anyone else!

So yeah, social media is fucking weird, then there’s TikTok, which is a Chinese weapon to destroy the future generation of America, where people over share, feel empowered, do what they need to do to get noticed, whether that’s bragging about their herpes in herpes empowerment, or skin rash empowerment, or monkey pox empowerment, or chronic shitting empowerment, or chronic masturbation empowerment, so long as you’re not a creepy guy……

Then there’s this, big titty girl being an ally to people with an ailment, or disease, so she doesn’t have the disease, but she stands with people who do, and today’s disease she stands by is Diabetes, which I am sure gives all the pre-diabetics, which. is basically. everyone thanks to our diets, a fucking boner!

WEIRD times!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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I am a pervert who has been around the stripclubs for basically my entire life, I think the first time my stripclub addiction surfaced was when I was 15 or 16 years old and I found the dingiest, rankest, most vile fucking stripclub around, with nothing but the oldest, fattest, bottom of the bargain basement strippers, who not only were run through, but also run over!

My elementary school was also next to a stripclub and at lunch, we’d go outside and harrass the strippers who were having smokes, one of the kids in the class’s mom was one of the strippers and even then, I knew what I was seeing was HOT but off!

So yeah, love strippers, love strippers doing their stripper shit, but don’t really know how I feel about it happening on the street, on a float, as part of a parade that is supposed to celebrate Gay Pride, or whatever hybrid gay pride that it’s become!

It basically reduces pride in your sexuality, to a twerking on a stripper pole for poor normies and their KIDS who don’t know better and who think they are giving their kids a taste of gayness, when no gay person I know would be about this life, but the poor normies, even when uncomfortable about showing their kids that kind of material, have to say “no, that’s me being a homophobe” in some Clockwork Orange, strap the eyes open and force the kids to watch, so they don’t raise some bigot homophobe of their own”, instead of letting kids be fucking kids, who don’t need to know degeneracy!

Maybe Gay Pride is a bunch of half naked public masturbators, but wouldn’t it be interesting if Gay Pride was a bunch of successful gay people talking about how they navigated life as a gay in order to inspire young gays to do better, despite what hole they like putting their dicks or vaginas in. You know, make it high brow, show off some costumes from some top level gay designers, some floats by some top level gay architects, some hair styles from top level gay hair dressers, or some less obvious and stereotypical gay shit, like celebrating movies by gay directors, maybe some songs by gays, some movies starring gay actors like Leo DiCaprio, I mean why’s it gotta be about the SEX act, rather than the lifestyle, since lots of gays aren’t degenerate perverts in bath houses with monkey pox filling some empty void!

But what do I know, I’m an old as shit irrelevant fuck, but these people seem to be missing the point, but hitting the mark on public stripping, to which I say, have all the pride you fucking need, strippers are awesome, even when they’re not!

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