Here’s another picture of some slut in a see-thru shirt only this bitch is named Ali Landry and her idea of see-thru is wearing some mesh bullshit that has a built in strapless bra. I didn’t fucking steal my neighbors internet connection to see a fucking strapless bra bitch, enough with the teasing and do something right, maybe if you showed a little nipple I’d know who the fuck you are.

That said, I was thinking about my past sex life yesterday, seeing as it was Valentines Day. I realized that I have never had a blow-job in a movie theater and that makes me feel like I missed out on my youth. When I asked my stepdaughter about it she told me she gives them to dudes all the times. When I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she told me that she usually meets dudes there. Sometimes, I think my stepdaughter is my dream girl, probably cuz I raised her proper….Either way – the chances of me getting movie head are about as likely as this bitches nipple breaking through her shitty bra. Mainly cuz I can’t get hard. Whore.

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I couldn’t find anything decent to post tonight because I don’t have all the amazing sources other bloggers have and I have no idea what pictures are new or old. I have a problem keeping up. I came across these Beckham pics and the skirt looked familiar, not cuz I am gay, but cuz I remember random things like bitches in quilts or whatever the fuck she’s wearing and it turns out that I was right…I went through my archives and found THIS . I am an investigative reporter and this post is the proof…

Valentines day was a bust, I ditched my wife because she was giving me a headache, ended up wandering the streets smoking my cigar that broke in half in my pocket, and some random hippie looking motherfucker invited me into watch his play. I don’t do plays but this shit was about lesbians and I had nothing better to do. Once in there, I realized that it wasn’t about lesbians but about a girl in a thong and a dude dressed like a chick. Judging by the Audience – lesbians thought they were in for the same kind of lesbianism I did. It was all romantic and shit with fat chicks holding hands and snuggling and shit and all I could think about is what a lesbian says to another lesbian in the bedroom…do they say shit like “FUCK ME HARDER” or “STICK IT IN MY ASS” or is that just a dude on chick thing. I guess I’ll never know…..

Now look at Beckham’s tits…..There is no way these aren’t old…and they are probably in my archives…oops…

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I couldn’t find anything decent to post tonight because I don’t have all the amazing sources other bloggers have and I have no idea what pictures are new or old. I have a problem keeping up. I came across these Beckham pics and the skirt looked familiar, not cuz I am gay, but cuz I remember random things like bitches in quilts or whatever the fuck she’s wearing and it turns out that I was right…I went through my archives and found THIS . I am an investigative reporter and this post is the proof…

Valentines day was a bust, I ditched my wife because she was giving me a headache, ended up wandering the streets smoking my cigar that broke in half in my pocket, and some random hippie looking motherfucker invited me into watch his play. I don’t do plays but this shit was about lesbians and I had nothing better to do. Once in there, I realized that it wasn’t about lesbians but about a girl in a thong and a dude dressed like a chick. Judging by the Audience – lesbians thought they were in for the same kind of lesbianism I did. It was all romantic and shit with fat chicks holding hands and snuggling and shit and all I could think about is what a lesbian says to another lesbian in the bedroom…do they say shit like “FUCK ME HARDER” or “STICK IT IN MY ASS” or is that just a dude on chick thing. I guess I’ll never know…..

Now look at Beckham’s tits…..There is no way these aren’t old…and they are probably in my archives…oops…

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I started up the stepLINKS on the side of the site. It was supposed to be like a CollegeHumor link dump, but it looks like it’s advertising. I figured that that meant no one would click the links, and what the fuck is the post of posting links if none of you assholes click them. The goal is that eventually that shit will be the stepLINKS but until i see you clicking, I am going to keep up the regular stepLINKS. I am pretty tired, I think I am running off 7 hours of sleep for 2 days. That’s why the site is sucking dick, nothing you aren’t used to, especially on Valentines Day….

That’s just the kind of guy I am…and here are those links for today…

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I don’t speak german so I don’t know what the hell is going on here. I was skeptical about posting it because she’s dead and seeing a video of a dead chick naked in the bath fucks with a lot of peoples’ head, but since it aired on German TV and It’s at least a week old, I figure I am not so bad in doing it…That’s how I sleep easy at night.

Speaking of doing it…I got someone to help me set up my stepLINKS link dump on the right side of the page and when you click a link the fucking thing opens up within the stepLINKS window instead of in a new window, which seems really appropriate for this site because let’s face it, I have one of the ugliest sites on the internet. I am okay with ugly. If you saw the apartment I lived in, the woman I married and the girls I’ve banged in my sexual past, you’d realize that my whole life’s been pretty fucking ugly.

I have no idea when it will be fixed, so just ignore those links now, pretend they aren’t there, kinda how your family deals with you…..Happy Valentines Day ….

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I don’t speak german so I don’t know what the hell is going on here. I was skeptical about posting it because she’s dead and seeing a video of a dead chick naked in the bath fucks with a lot of peoples’ head, but since it aired on German TV and It’s at least a week old, I figure I am not so bad in doing it…That’s how I sleep easy at night.

Speaking of doing it…I got someone to help me set up my stepLINKS link dump on the right side of the page and when you click a link the fucking thing opens up within the stepLINKS window instead of in a new window, which seems really appropriate for this site because let’s face it, I have one of the ugliest sites on the internet. I am okay with ugly. If you saw the apartment I lived in, the woman I married and the girls I’ve banged in my sexual past, you’d realize that my whole life’s been pretty fucking ugly.

I have no idea when it will be fixed, so just ignore those links now, pretend they aren’t there, kinda how your family deals with you…..Happy Valentines Day ….

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Here are some Mischa Barton pumping gas and looking like she’s cut out for the job because she looks busted up like last week’s kitchen garbage…

I went to the Gas Station to buy some cheap cigars tonight and motherfuckers wouldn’t let me in. They told me that they changed their store policy and that I had to order my shit through a stupid slot in the window. When I told him I needed a cigar he said he couldn’t sell tobacco through is gay fucking window. I have no car and limited cigar options at 3 am, so I did what any person with no dignity would do and pissed on the locked door to get in. I have no cigars, I am addiced and I may just role up some butts I found in the garbage. I never said I was classy.

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Here are some Mischa Barton pumping gas and looking like she’s cut out for the job because she looks busted up like last week’s kitchen garbage…

I went to the Gas Station to buy some cheap cigars tonight and motherfuckers wouldn’t let me in. They told me that they changed their store policy and that I had to order my shit through a stupid slot in the window. When I told him I needed a cigar he said he couldn’t sell tobacco through is gay fucking window. I have no car and limited cigar options at 3 am, so I did what any person with no dignity would do and pissed on the locked door to get in. I have no cigars, I am addiced and I may just role up some butts I found in the garbage. I never said I was classy.

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Here are some pictures of of Fergie dancing around in what seems to be a sheer lookin’ skirt. The reason it seems to be a sheer looking skirt is because I can see her panties. I think Fergie is not a tranny, but a girl with a pretty fucking fit body and a passion for dance, something I like in a girl….

I definitely have a love for the classically trained dancer. The girl who went through ballet and Jazz ballet and anything involving leotards for the first 15 years of her life. The girl who gained a little weight at 16 and got some tits at 17 and was rejected from a reputable dance school because she was too top heavy, but who did get accepted an the mid-range school because the department was hungry for hippies who like performing and who are willing to pay tuition….the same tuition that takes that classically trained dancer and drives her into debt, the same debt that drives that big breasted dancer to try to get a job anywhere she can using her dancing skills, because let’s face it it’s all she’s got going for her….the same dancing skills she end up using on me in a booth for 10 dollars a song because when you’re built to strip and trained to dance, there’s really only one career option…..I have a love for classically trained dancers who are desperate for cash, end up stripping and make my $3 cover charge make me feel like I am at an off-broadway show. To those who think stripclubs aren’t cultural experiences – fuck yourself…..

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These are some pics of Adiana Lima for Pirelli, I don’t know when they are from because I am not good with dates, but this girl is amazing and that whole virgin thing has got to be a lie, no pussy this good goes untouched….unlike your virginity, which is pretty well-founded, meaning that it doesn’t take a science experiment to figure out why you are so depressing.

Since it’s Valentines Day and you are all alone and I’d say that’s ok but it’s pretty fucking sad. You have options. You can either go to a bar a pick up the lonely and depressed sluts who are begging to get fucked cuz Valentine’s Day affects girls more than guys, but they probably wouldn’t go for you. You could always go out to the local flower shop and pick up the girl you work with who you have been jerking off to for the last 6 months some roses and profess your love, but you don’t have a job. You could tell your neighbor that you want her to be your Valentine, but she’s 12 years old and will tell your dad….you could hire a hooker but your mom will ask questions why some slut in thigh high vinyl is knocking at the door at 1 am, or you could just tell yourself that Valentine’s Day is for losers and that it is a Hallmark holiday that you want nothing to do with, because pretending you don’t care sometimes allows you to forget that you really do care. That’s just my advice, but what do I know.

Here is a Bonus Video of Anouk Lepere’s Sexy Photoshoot Video because she’s fucking hot. I assume is from France with a name like Anouk Lepere. I have no idea why it’s on my computer, when it was shot or any of the details but since it’s Valentine’s Day, I decided to post it to remind you that your fantasy girlfriend, the one you lie to your mom about having so she doesn’t think you’re a loser, doesn’t look this good.

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