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2007

13

Feb

I am – Bai Ling's Meaty Nipple Slip of the Day

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These are Bai Ling’s Nipples in front of pictures of Bai Ling’s Nipples…That’s three nipples instead of one, and I’d say that that was amazing had it been any other set of nipples. It’s not like you haven’t seen these nipples, she’s been in Playboy and is only busting out of her dress to get some media attention so that Internet perverts don’t forget who this slut is. Wasn’t she in Star Wars…I assume because the same people who jerk off to her pics are probably huge Star Wars fans, I’m talking the kind who collect light sabers and shit….

These fucking nipples are meatier than a fucking cow. I don’t want to be accused of being racist, but I don’t have any experience in Nipples belonging to people named Ling, but I’m thinking they come from a farming community. During the famine, the women of the tribe were forced to provide dairy for the town and as a result their nipples evolved into this cow utter bullshit….I am probably wrong, but it’s been a while since I’ve seen nipples bigger than your dick, which is probably not saying too much. That was a pretty weak small penis joke, I guess it’s not as funny as the pain you go through daily, everytime you take a piss.


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2007

13

Feb

I am – Bai Ling’s Meaty Nipple Slip of the Day

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These are Bai Ling’s Nipples in front of pictures of Bai Ling’s Nipples…That’s three nipples instead of one, and I’d say that that was amazing had it been any other set of nipples. It’s not like you haven’t seen these nipples, she’s been in Playboy and is only busting out of her dress to get some media attention so that Internet perverts don’t forget who this slut is. Wasn’t she in Star Wars…I assume because the same people who jerk off to her pics are probably huge Star Wars fans, I’m talking the kind who collect light sabers and shit….

These fucking nipples are meatier than a fucking cow. I don’t want to be accused of being racist, but I don’t have any experience in Nipples belonging to people named Ling, but I’m thinking they come from a farming community. During the famine, the women of the tribe were forced to provide dairy for the town and as a result their nipples evolved into this cow utter bullshit….I am probably wrong, but it’s been a while since I’ve seen nipples bigger than your dick, which is probably not saying too much. That was a pretty weak small penis joke, I guess it’s not as funny as the pain you go through daily, everytime you take a piss.


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2007

13

Feb

I am – Heather Graham's Lesbian Kiss of the Day

Here’s Heather Graham’s Lesbian kiss that’s been getting media coverage…I am probably a month late on this shit, but I am posting it anyway….

I used to love when girls made out. It was back int he 90’s when you never saw that shit. Getting two drunk girls to go at each other like they were sex starved sluts was an accomplishment. I remember when I had one of my first apartments and organized some drug party where we all got together and got hight and these two lipstick lesbians showed up. I couldn’t understand how 2 incredibly hot girls could be against dick because up until that point I had met two dykes, one was a postal worker and the other a gym teacher and bitches looked like they had bigger dicks than me and I was too scared to tell them that because they would have beat me up. Anyway, these bitches in tight jeans and body-suits, which were what all the girls wore, show up, we all start doing whatever dirty street drugs we were doing and they start making out. I was blown the fuck away. 2002 roles around and everywhere I look frat boys are getting the cheerleading squad to shove their tongues up in each other and I thought that I was in heaven, it was a Christmas fucking miracle all year round….Now we’re in 2007 and all things gay bore the fuck out of me. Everyone’s a fucking queer, every girl has made out with their best friends and I still haven’t landed a threesome. Now that my dick’s broken, I probably never will and I feel like the dude who was there when it all started but never got to take advantage. Another example of me sucking at life. Cuddles…

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2007

13

Feb

I am – Heather Graham’s Lesbian Kiss of the Day

Here’s Heather Graham’s Lesbian kiss that’s been getting media coverage…I am probably a month late on this shit, but I am posting it anyway….

I used to love when girls made out. It was back int he 90’s when you never saw that shit. Getting two drunk girls to go at each other like they were sex starved sluts was an accomplishment. I remember when I had one of my first apartments and organized some drug party where we all got together and got hight and these two lipstick lesbians showed up. I couldn’t understand how 2 incredibly hot girls could be against dick because up until that point I had met two dykes, one was a postal worker and the other a gym teacher and bitches looked like they had bigger dicks than me and I was too scared to tell them that because they would have beat me up. Anyway, these bitches in tight jeans and body-suits, which were what all the girls wore, show up, we all start doing whatever dirty street drugs we were doing and they start making out. I was blown the fuck away. 2002 roles around and everywhere I look frat boys are getting the cheerleading squad to shove their tongues up in each other and I thought that I was in heaven, it was a Christmas fucking miracle all year round….Now we’re in 2007 and all things gay bore the fuck out of me. Everyone’s a fucking queer, every girl has made out with their best friends and I still haven’t landed a threesome. Now that my dick’s broken, I probably never will and I feel like the dude who was there when it all started but never got to take advantage. Another example of me sucking at life. Cuddles…

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2007

12

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day…

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I spent the day setting up that new bookmark button on the bottom of the post. Admit it’s fucking sexy and that you’ll never use it Admit that learning how to put that in myself was worth the hours it took me to do…Admit that it was a huge waste of time and admit that I probably fucked something up and at midnight my whole site will crash…

I probably would have posted more today if I found stuff worth posting, everything I did find is here in the stepLINKS. I’m organized like that…..I was going to do a throwback Abi Titmuss in a Bikini on a boat post, because she claims to read the site while promoting Kim Kardashian’s golden shower scene, and I know she’s bullshit, but I didn’t bother….

No one picked up my Splash News story. I thought I’d end up on Access Hollywood. I should probably throw that dream out the window….Speaking of dreams, I got myself a muffin today, I have been craving one for months but could never afford one, then I went into the local bakery and he had some that were 2 days past the expiration date and he gave them to me for free. It’s a fucking christmas miracle in February….Here are the links….

Completely Insane Japanese Wrestling
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Hot Rich Sluts Who Sing and Act at the Grammy’s
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Is Anna Nicole Smith Still Dead Clip from CNN That Made Me Laugh
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Some Homo and His Checkerboard Shirt
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Some Nudist Blogs…
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A Whole Bunch of Paris Exposed Clips…
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I didn’t Watch All The Paris Clips But This One is Fucking Weird
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Geeks are So Fucking Weird…
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Backyard Boxing Video
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Some Bitch I’ve Never Heard Of’s Gallery
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Britney’s Ex-BF Talks About Banging Her….
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Streakers Love Story…
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An Anne Hathaway Gallery Because She Has Tits
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Slut on Myspace of the Day
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Edie Sedgwick – The Ciao Manhattan Tapes
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An Anna Nicole Smith Update For You…
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Crazy Drunk Dutch Dudes Playing Pranks on Their Friend
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Some British Actor Bangs Some Australian Flight Attendant in the Plane and She Gets Fired and He Gets Herpes – Flight Attendants are Loose in the Hips
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Christina In Maxim Half Naked, Just The Way I love Her
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I like Petra Nemcova Plenty
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This is Pretty Fucking Gay Version of Dr Dre, But Knowing the Internet These People Will Get a Record Deal…Proof That The Drama Club is For Losers….
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Hot College Tits…
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Some Horny 911 Caller Ends Up In Jail…
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Shay Laren the Big Breasted Girl Moves….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Edie Sedgewick – Speed Monologues….
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How fucking funny is this Mike Tyson Statement About Kickin Someone’s Kids in the Balls
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Tara Reid isn’t Impressed With Joe Francis, But I am impressed with her new tits
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Zuleyka Rivera at the Grammy’s Showing Off Tit
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Ann Angel is Fucking Hot and She’s Showing Off Her Tits and Ass on the Tennis Court
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Scientist Develop Natural Breast Implants…
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Mariah Carey’s Fake Playboy Spread
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Hipster I Want to Fuck of the Day
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Immigrants are Fuckign Weird
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Dudes Pissing Together in Berlin
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Dude Pissing On a Snowman
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Angry Drunk Minnie Mouse
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Some Hipster in a Bra Who Looks LIke She Does Lots of Blow…
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Another Angry and Drunk Minnie Mouse
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Cathy is Today’s Wicked Weasel Contributor…
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Wake Up Prank TO A Girl In Panties…
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Some Girl Drank Too Much and Now Some Dude Is Taking her Upstairs To have His Way With Her and Everyone at the Party is Too Drunk to Notice
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Drunk Girl Passed Out in her Underwear…
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Lookin’ Good Pubes on You Sweetheart
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Some Stupid Drnken Olympics..
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A rapist showing the wold what roofies can do….
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Hot Arabic GIrl Shaking Her Booty
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Britney Spears’ Disguise…And Puking and Being Drunk….
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Cheerleader Wrestling Video
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You Have Four Days to Land some Hot Slut To Bang
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2007

12

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Pussy Preview of the Day

Kim Kardashian, better known as Paris Hilton’s hefty sidekick has a sex tape coming out, in the event you never read this site, and this is a preview of her cunt that you will soon be seeing getting suffed hard….

I never get bored of brown girls who show off their boxes. In fact, I never get bored of any girl who shows off her box. I am easy like that. So if you are a girl, take not on that simple fact and send in pics of your box no matter how pretty it is or how mangled it is, I don’t discriminate because I have no standards. This site may be repetitive but it’s always new to me…

Here are some Kardashian pictures from the weekend:

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2007

12

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian's Pussy Preview of the Day

Kim Kardashian, better known as Paris Hilton’s hefty sidekick has a sex tape coming out, in the event you never read this site, and this is a preview of her cunt that you will soon be seeing getting suffed hard….

I never get bored of brown girls who show off their boxes. In fact, I never get bored of any girl who shows off her box. I am easy like that. So if you are a girl, take not on that simple fact and send in pics of your box no matter how pretty it is or how mangled it is, I don’t discriminate because I have no standards. This site may be repetitive but it’s always new to me…

Here are some Kardashian pictures from the weekend:

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2007

12

Feb

I am – Hayden Panettiere's Hot Shorts of the Day

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Here are some pics of Hayden Panettiere in some random outfits from a movie that probably should have left them on the cutting room floor because she’s almost half naked in them and she isn’t even 18. I don’t even know when these hit the net, cuz the movie is from 2006 so this isn’t news breaking or anything, which is usually he case cuz I suck at life.

There was a huge kiddy porn ring busted in Canada and I got a call from an old friend asking me if I was implicated in some way or another. I kinda freaked out on him, cuz I don’t do kiddy porn and do my best not to post underage chicks on the site, but sometimes I just can’t help it. This is one of those times.

I also got an email after the last Panettiere post saying that posting someone underage on a site that shows sexual content is against the law even if the pics of the underage girls are fully clothed.

I never considered myself a porn site, I do social commentary and sometimes that includes naked pics of people and sex tapes. My site may be banned in every office and school in North America, Europe, Asia and Australia, I don’t know about Africa, cuz they are too busy dealing with the AIDS crisis to deal with my shitty celebrity blog…but anyway I am posting these pictures anyway, because in my mind, these aren’t sexual or inappropriate and if they are, the real criminal is the person who shot this scene of Hayden in spandex bootyshorts and not me for showing them to you.

That said, don’t jerk off to them and f for any reason I do get wrongfully arrested for kiddy porn, I will be pretty fucking pissed off and blame you. Cuddles…

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2007

12

Feb

I am – Hayden Panettiere’s Hot Shorts of the Day

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Here are some pics of Hayden Panettiere in some random outfits from a movie that probably should have left them on the cutting room floor because she’s almost half naked in them and she isn’t even 18. I don’t even know when these hit the net, cuz the movie is from 2006 so this isn’t news breaking or anything, which is usually he case cuz I suck at life.

There was a huge kiddy porn ring busted in Canada and I got a call from an old friend asking me if I was implicated in some way or another. I kinda freaked out on him, cuz I don’t do kiddy porn and do my best not to post underage chicks on the site, but sometimes I just can’t help it. This is one of those times.

I also got an email after the last Panettiere post saying that posting someone underage on a site that shows sexual content is against the law even if the pics of the underage girls are fully clothed.

I never considered myself a porn site, I do social commentary and sometimes that includes naked pics of people and sex tapes. My site may be banned in every office and school in North America, Europe, Asia and Australia, I don’t know about Africa, cuz they are too busy dealing with the AIDS crisis to deal with my shitty celebrity blog…but anyway I am posting these pictures anyway, because in my mind, these aren’t sexual or inappropriate and if they are, the real criminal is the person who shot this scene of Hayden in spandex bootyshorts and not me for showing them to you.

That said, don’t jerk off to them and f for any reason I do get wrongfully arrested for kiddy porn, I will be pretty fucking pissed off and blame you. Cuddles…

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2007

12

Feb

I am – Shakira at the Grammy’s Performance of the Day

I watched parts of the Grammy’s because it was on my one TV channel and thought it sucked. Everyone asked me if I was going to live-blog it, but I don’t think I should live-blog anymore, admitting that I have a blog is embarrassing enough as is, so doing a traditional blogger post would just be admitting that I am a blogger and I don’t think I can accept that right now.

I guess Shakira has the same issue, because bitch would make an amazing stripper and here she is wasting her talent at award shows, dropping records and making music videos. I watched this clip at least 10 times and can’t help but think what a waste she is for not following her true calling of letting me touch her tits for 10 dollars a song.

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