I watched parts of the Grammy’s because it was on my one TV channel and thought it sucked. Everyone asked me if I was going to live-blog it, but I don’t think I should live-blog anymore, admitting that I have a blog is embarrassing enough as is, so doing a traditional blogger post would just be admitting that I am a blogger and I don’t think I can accept that right now.

I guess Shakira has the same issue, because bitch would make an amazing stripper and here she is wasting her talent at award shows, dropping records and making music videos. I watched this clip at least 10 times and can’t help but think what a waste she is for not following her true calling of letting me touch her tits for 10 dollars a song.

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Here is one picture of Jennifer Aniston nude in the break-up. I read that there would be a few full nude shots hitting the internet this week from the movie. Hot tits baby…

It’s sunday and I haven’t been on the computer for a couple of days. I was invited to go to some sex trade show that ended up being set up for old trashy married people, the kind of married people where the wife was an ex stripper with her short dyed red hair and her relatively tight ass considering she’s about 5 and the husband was either a biker or a construction worker who thinks he’s a biker with a solid beer belly and leather vest. I walked from dildo vendor to dildo vendor until I saw chaos at the stage. I sat near the back but my lawyer insisted I move closer….We got to the second row only to find out that it was a cheap knock off of the Chip and Dales….I was willing to stay and watch because the dancing was uncoordinated and the 50 year old ex strippers with the tight asses and the gunts were lovin’ it, making it a good time or everyone, but my lawyer thought it was pretty fucking gay…so we left. That’s it for a sunday post.

UPDATE – I GOT A CEASE AND DESIST AND HAVE NO MONEY TO FIGHT BIG MEAN CORPORATIONS WHO SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT THIS SHIT MOVIE IS FINALLY GETTING SOME MEDIA ATTENTION, THE ANISTON – VAUGHN RELATIONSHIP ATTEMPT DIDN’T WORK SO WELL FOR THEM AND WHEN IT DOUBT THROW TITS INTO ANYTHING AND IT IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER….

UNIVERSAL PICTURES OFFICIALLY KNOWS ME NOW….STEP ONE TO GETTING A MOVIE DEAL….

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Here is one picture of Jennifer Aniston nude in the break-up. I read that there would be a few full nude shots hitting the internet this week from the movie. Hot tits baby…

It’s sunday and I haven’t been on the computer for a couple of days. I was invited to go to some sex trade show that ended up being set up for old trashy married people, the kind of married people where the wife was an ex stripper with her short dyed red hair and her relatively tight ass considering she’s about 5 and the husband was either a biker or a construction worker who thinks he’s a biker with a solid beer belly and leather vest. I walked from dildo vendor to dildo vendor until I saw chaos at the stage. I sat near the back but my lawyer insisted I move closer….We got to the second row only to find out that it was a cheap knock off of the Chip and Dales….I was willing to stay and watch because the dancing was uncoordinated and the 50 year old ex strippers with the tight asses and the gunts were lovin’ it, making it a good time or everyone, but my lawyer thought it was pretty fucking gay…so we left. That’s it for a sunday post.

UPDATE – I GOT A CEASE AND DESIST AND HAVE NO MONEY TO FIGHT BIG MEAN CORPORATIONS WHO SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT THIS SHIT MOVIE IS FINALLY GETTING SOME MEDIA ATTENTION, THE ANISTON – VAUGHN RELATIONSHIP ATTEMPT DIDN’T WORK SO WELL FOR THEM AND WHEN IT DOUBT THROW TITS INTO ANYTHING AND IT IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER….

UNIVERSAL PICTURES OFFICIALLY KNOWS ME NOW….STEP ONE TO GETTING A MOVIE DEAL….

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I wrote a post that ripped into the paparazzi for being petty pieces of shit for running after blogs who make no money while making 1/2 million dollars for some shitty video of a dead Anna Nicole.

I just read my comments and this is what was posted:

you are a fruit cake Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 4:10 pm e

Dude. You are a total FRUITCAKE. Without the paparazzi what would your blog be? Get off your moral high horse. The reason your video doesnt sell is its shit. The reason you dont make a cent of your blog is you steal contents from other blogs and you are a fruit cake.

Jesus. You are a bigger trainwreck than ANS
drunken step mom Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 4:12 pm e

you are only posting this in a vain attempt to drive traffic to your crap blog. Loser. You are SUCH a loser its amazing. Its well known iin the blog community how you stalk other bloggers.

I checked the IP and this is what it said:

Search results for: ! NET-12-158-232-192-1

OrgTechHandle: SMITH15-ARIN
OrgTechName: Smith, Kevin
OrgTechPhone: +1-310-821-2666
OrgTechEmail: ksmith@splashnews.com

Funny that he’d call me a stalker…like I was sitting outside your house in a van with a telephoto lens waiting for you to walk outside and get into your car or maybe like I followed you into the grocery store and took pictures of the bags to see what you’re buying so that I can turn around and sell the pics for 20,000 dollars to the media.

I don’t rip off blogs, I rip off message boards.

Love,

Jesus

Now here are my links:

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I was completely against posting this because it’s all over the news and because I don’t do death content. I wanted to say that I think it’s funny that the same paparazzi people who write cease and desists letters to me crying about how I use their pictures even though I don’t make a fucking cent off this site sold this video for $500,000 dollars. These motherfuckers were giving each other high-fives around the office cuz they had a great earning day. They went for drinks after work then home to fuck their wives all while thinking to themselves “this is what my life is all about and I am fucking awesome”. I know when I post a Britney Sprears cunt shot, I am going to have the motherfuckers on my broke ass crying about how it’s their picture.

Paparazzi are greedy, sleazy pieces of shit that profit off people’s private lives and this is video of a dead woman that they for $500,000 got them all dancing around with their boners, looking for the next person to exploit. Go fuck yourself Splashnewsonline and your $500,000.

If you want to see some of my videos that haven’t made me $500,000 click this link and do the GOGO

UPDATE – Read the comments, A dude from SplashNews tries to dis me.

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I was completely against posting this because it’s all over the news and because I don’t do death content. I wanted to say that I think it’s funny that the same paparazzi people who write cease and desists letters to me crying about how I use their pictures even though I don’t make a fucking cent off this site sold this video for $500,000 dollars. These motherfuckers were giving each other high-fives around the office cuz they had a great earning day. They went for drinks after work then home to fuck their wives all while thinking to themselves “this is what my life is all about and I am fucking awesome”. I know when I post a Britney Sprears cunt shot, I am going to have the motherfuckers on my broke ass crying about how it’s their picture.

Paparazzi are greedy, sleazy pieces of shit that profit off people’s private lives and this is video of a dead woman that they for $500,000 got them all dancing around with their boners, looking for the next person to exploit. Go fuck yourself Splashnewsonline and your $500,000.

If you want to see some of my videos that haven’t made me $500,000 click this link and do the GOGO

UPDATE – Read the comments, A dude from SplashNews tries to dis me.

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Here are some pictures of Mena Suvari shopping. She played the Alien from American Pie because of her big forehead and downs syndrome face. I haven’t seen her around much lately, but that could be because I don’t live in LA. I barely watch movies and I only have on channel that always plays CSI, but I am sticking to the fact that she’s been doing nothing, but reality is that she probably has been out partying and shit, but no one took the time to care. She’s no Tara Reid.

I read that it’s her 28th birthday today. She’s old and washed up and that’s ok, I’d still rub one out on her face if I could. The reason I am posting these pics is because of her stance. Bitch is bending over like a stripper does at the end of her stage show to pick up her purse, and by purse I mean purse, I wasn’t making reference to pussy. But yeah, she’s got the seductive, I’m not that hot and I want you to pay me ten dollars for a lap dance look and I am kinda digging it.

I think it’s only because I quit going to strippers 2 weeks ago, because my lawyer who was financing our nights felt it was degrading to women and a waste of our time, but Mena brought back some of the memories….I think I could just be in withdrawl….Either way, these pics aren’t explicit, but she’s in a hot position…and that’s good enough for you, isn’t it. Sick-O.

Happy Birthday slut….Since it’s friday and I am exhausted – Here’s a link to her “Out of this World” ass in Stretch Pants… GOGO

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This is how desperate I am right now. I am horribly hungover and I haven’t got anything to write about. I came across pictures of Hayden’s Barely There bra and was all like, I guess I should post this.

I have nothing else to say about this, other than I did it all for you cuz I know the only women’s panties you’ve ever seen have been in your mom’s dirty laundry hamper when you used to sneak into her room and jerk off while sniffing them. Desperate times call for desperate measures type of thing, if the only accessible vagina or the only woman who talks to you in your mom then your options are limited. No one is judging, at least that’s what we tell you…pervert.

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These hit the internet yesterday but I had to post them because Britney looks like a clown, but still takes the time to put on a nice fresh pair of designer underwear. I would have thought that in her drunken stupor that has been the last 6 months of her life, putting on a fresh pair of panties would be on low priority. I can’t help but look at these pictures and think to myself how badly her vagina must smell, even in these new panties. She looks like she hasn’t showered for days and she has to be one of the worst lollipop suckers I’ve ever seen. That girls sucking on a lollipop is fucking cliche, but still normally sexy as hell, and Britney has gone and ruined that for me too.

All this to say, I’d still bang her, but I have no standards, and her coat makes her look like a street whores and street whores always have a warmspot in my heart and in their pants if you’ve got 40 dollars to drop.

Bonus – Lollipop Picture Sexier than Britney’s Lollipop Pictures (It’s from Vice, I Hate Vice, I don’t Know How It Ended Up on My Computer)

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Brittany Murphy’s highlight of her career was when she spat on her hand in 8-mile to lube herself up right before Eminem raw dogged her. My stepdaughters went through a black phase and my wife bought them that DVD for Christmas. The reason I say that was her highlight of her career is because it’s the only thing I remember her ever doing, except I kinda remember she was doing Ashton Kutcher for a while before he left her for the old lady. What it comes down to is that she’s pretty useless. Like this post…

The reason I am posting these pics is because she is doing ballet and ballet dancers are fuckin’ sluts. I am probably not really an expert on this shit, but when I was living at a halfway house I met this eastern european coke fiend who was classically trained ballerina. Every night different men would be coming in and out of her room and she just loved getting fucked. She had a intensity that only communist Russia can give a person and when she’d walk around in her little ballet outfit and shoes and talk about her trainer who used to make her stand on her toes for hours naked while he jerked off, I couldn’t help but love the commitment and discipline that made her compulsive in her drinking, drugs, eating and sex. She was the greatest dominatrix I ever knew and unfortunately for all of us, Brittany Murphey looks like a boring, knock-off, ditch pig of a ballerina compared to my girl Olga. I wonder where she is now.

If you’re Lookin’ for Some Hot Ballet Pics, Click This Link GOGO

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