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2007

09

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape of the Day

So the video is starting to hit the internet pretty fucking quick, which is what was expected. When I posted this story the other day, everyone started sending in emails to me asking for clips and by everyone I mean one of my readers but since there are only 10 of you, 1 email holds lots of fucking weight, a lot like Kardashian’s fat titties and ass. I told that person that things would start to hit by friday and I was right, it’s all basic marketing, something I have no concept of, since I only have 10 readers. That’s not really the point, the point is that I was drinking scotch all night and I am writing this with one eye shut to focus on the screen. I am excited for the weekend cuz I am tired of looking at this fucking screen…Especially now that I’ve seen bitch’s floppy tits and getting fucked like it was the Nature Channel. It is 5 am and this is my only post tonight. Don’t blame me, blame the booze cuz I need sleep motherfuckers.

If the videos are taken down overnight, here’s where I got them from…I like to call them Kim Kardashian, Makin’ Daddy Proud….

PacoPorn
Kim K Uncensored Sample
Kim K Fuck Video Preview

LiveLeak.com
Kim K Uncensored Sample
Kim K Fuck Video Preview

Rapidshare:
An uncensored sample of the tape. (30 seconds)
Fuck video preview (29 seconds)

Bonus – Some TMZ Shit…

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2007

09

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape of the Day

So the video is starting to hit the internet pretty fucking quick, which is what was expected. When I posted this story the other day, everyone started sending in emails to me asking for clips and by everyone I mean one of my readers but since there are only 10 of you, 1 email holds lots of fucking weight, a lot like Kardashian’s fat titties and ass. I told that person that things would start to hit by friday and I was right, it’s all basic marketing, something I have no concept of, since I only have 10 readers. That’s not really the point, the point is that I was drinking scotch all night and I am writing this with one eye shut to focus on the screen. I am excited for the weekend cuz I am tired of looking at this fucking screen…Especially now that I’ve seen bitch’s floppy tits and getting fucked like it was the Nature Channel. It is 5 am and this is my only post tonight. Don’t blame me, blame the booze cuz I need sleep motherfuckers.

If the videos are taken down overnight, here’s where I got them from…I like to call them Kim Kardashian, Makin’ Daddy Proud….

PacoPorn
Kim K Uncensored Sample
Kim K Fuck Video Preview

LiveLeak.com
Kim K Uncensored Sample
Kim K Fuck Video Preview

Rapidshare:
An uncensored sample of the tape. (30 seconds)
Fuck video preview (29 seconds)

Bonus – Some TMZ Shit…

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2007

08

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to my neighbor’s house to watch the Anna Nicole Smith coverage, I am not really happy with the way it’s being done. They are showing clips of her drunk and talking about how she embarrassed herself over and over again. She’s dead, why bother draggin her through the mud now. I am interested in knowing what happened just as much as the rest of the world, but talking about how fucked up her life was is pretty fucking useless at this point. My initial thought was that her “husband” and lawyer was behind her death, maybe he reached his limit with dealing with her shit and saw it as a meal ticket, but everyone I ask seem to think that theory is insane. I guess the mix of trimspa, anti-depressants and the other shit she’s put herself through over the years could also have destroyed her heart but it doesn’t really matter, she’s dead and people do die.

Part of me wants to take advantage of the situation and post nude pics and videos from her career, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. I refuse to talk shit about someone who has died especially when they were as harmless to the world as Anna Nicole Smith….

Here are my links:

Viral Video Mix Tape with Fat Black Ass
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Anna Nicole Smith’s Body Being Moved – Very Fucking Sad
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The Anna Nicole Smith Press Conference
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Jessica Alba Has Napkins in Her Hair
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Lookin’ Good Yellow Stained Panties
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Britney Parties Hard..Will She Be the Next Anna Nicole?
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One of my readers is trying to get on the show called The Lot. This Was His Sumbission…Give Him a 5. I Want to See My Readers Succeed…Hopefully They’ll Remember I helped them when they are at the top….
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Natural or Designer Vagina Quiz
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Some Chick Loses a Bet and Has to Strip….I Like This Bet…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Party Girl’s Ass
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I posted this picture yesterday, but Britney’s Thong Getting Adjusted is Funny and Worth a Second Look….
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Give your Valentine a Pretzel, Cuz It’s Probably Better than Any Gift You’ve Ever Given Them Before…..
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Model In Paraguay Sex Tape, I Feel Like I Already Posted This…
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Girl in a Bikini Eating a Banana Makes Me Happy Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Freaky Princess Diana Song
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Cameron Diaz Did a Commercial in Japan. This is It…
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This is a funny cartoon about Lohan, Hilton, Richie and the Olsen’s Going to Heaven
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Spice Girls Reunite for Dinner…But Leave the Black One and the Tranny Behind
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Two Girls Farting….Turn Your Volume Up On This One
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Leilani Downding in Lingerie
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Some Naked Girl Named Andrea in the Bathroom Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Video
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Sexy Gas Station Attendent…
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Angelina Jolie Then and Now…12 Pounds of Tit and Ass Gone Forever
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Lilly Allen is a Ditch Pig and All You Fuckers Lover Her…Fags.
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This VIdeo is Called Webcam Honey, It’s Pretty Obvious What To Expect….
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Christina Aguilera Tells Ellen About Her Naked Sundays, Old Story, But I love X-Tina
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Some Girl Named Linda Exercising Video
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Hot Christina Aguilera Photoshoot
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Aria Giovanni is a Sexy Sailor in this PhotoShoot
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Gemma Atkinson’s 2007 Calendar, One Month Too Late
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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More tits Submissions
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Some Horse Faced Girl Who Quit Survivor is in FHM
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Embroidered Celebrity Portraits Scare Me
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This Video Is Called What Women Really Want….Muscles….
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What the Hell is Perfect Pete
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Bonus – Video I’ve Seen Before But Never Gets Old…Even Though I think It’s Fake

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2007

08

Feb

I am – RIP Anna Nicole Smith of the Day

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I just heard she died. Death Sucks. That’s all I have to say about that…

Story GO

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2007

08

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Bra of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is out at some fashion show is some purple form fitting dress that is so stretched out because they don’t make it in her size and you’re not complaining. Either am I, Trannies can look hot especially when they have huge tits…..

I was watching a documentary on Hookers in Hawaii a while ago and I was totally into one hooker but she turned out to be a post op tranny. I can bet money that you wouldn’t have been able to tell the difference, and I didn’t realize she was a tranny or that it was a Tranny Documentary until the tranny asks the John what he wants to do to her and the John says “Suck your fucking dick” and he Tranny says “What if I don’t have a dick” and the John says “then fuck your fucking ass” and the Tranny gets in the car and we later find out that she had her full operation in Canada two years earler and that she has a clit that is pink and that was a great cinematic moment in American History…Anyway, Kim Kardashian is that kind of tranny…and here are pics of her in a bra….and for the record there is such thing as too much of a waist to hip ratio….according to me.

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2007

08

Feb

I am – Britney Spears Fat Ass of the Day

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Here are pics of Britney at the grocery store, probably the last place she should be hanging out based on the current state on her fat ass.

Point is, that I may comment on Britney’s ass but I get my share of comments making me a lot like Britney Spears and the idiots writing into me are a lot like me commenting on Britney’s ass. This is an email that I got….It’s a pretty hard read cuz the girl who wrote it is obviously retarded but still funny.

Hello,

Wow..ok. Is that all yu comment on..female innadequacies…figures..and/or the lack thereof?

You seem to be slightly angry..yur comments..and most of what yu emulate..from the short perusal on yur website..there is indeed an inderlying ..resentment and/or anger that permeates… . .

Why else would one spend quite a bit of time critiquing as yu do…

You say yu are overweight.. .

It has been my observation that plp with weight issues tend to project this hatred of themselves unto the world and other people.. . Maybe..let’s say..as yu do..by critiquing… .

Well..I wish yu all the best ..and indeed..i might be extrapolating and assuming alot..and so be it.. .

I wish yu all the best and good luck with all yur current and futur endeavours.

Lorna

Thanks Lorna for your amazing insight….Point is that I may dis these girls, but I’d still fuck all of them, but I have no standards and no working penis, which could be the source of all that anger you read in my posts…..Now look at Britney’s fat ass….

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2007

08

Feb

I am – Kirstie Alley Ate Her Way To the Top of the Day…

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This bitch is huge. I am talking one step away from fitting in my wife’s panties huge. I’m talking buying two plane tickets to fit in the seat huge. I am talking if this was that movie ALIVE she’d be the one to feed the camp….for 15 years….I can’t believe this thing got in a bikini on Oprah, she should probably have been wearing a rain coat so that we could take her camping and use her as a tent. It’s late I have no more stupid fat person analogies but I had deja vu watching fat man small penis porn the other day. The dude had a burried dick and was trying to titty fuck some heft girl. I felt like I had seen it before then I realized that it was the story of my life 10 years ago when I got laid…True story now laugh at Kirstie Alley cuz it’s fun.

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2007

08

Feb

I am – Mickey Avalon Gets Girls Peeing Down Under….

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Mickey Avalon is in Australia and I decided to do a post a day for them because I wish I was on the trip. I have never spoke to him or seen him live but have a feeling that he’s the kind of performer that gets girls to do fucked up things behind/on stage and I am a fan of that. I am not actually all about objectifying women, like most lesbians who read the site thing, but I am a dude and in being a dude, seeing half naked girls makes me happy.

These pics are of some Australian sluts peeing on the site of the road and it’s fucking amazing….

To see the rest of the gallery GO GO

To check out Mickey Avalon’s Amazing Music GO GO

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2007

08

Feb

I am – Nicole Richie is a Needy Bitch of the Day

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Nicole Richie is either clinging onto whoever she is with all her life,or chatting on her phone in every picture taken of her. She can never be alone. Maybe she needs the constant reassurance that someone is there for her because her mother abandoned her as a baby. Maybe that’s also why she had a drug problem, went through tons of relationships, emotionally ate herself into a size 16 and then starved herself to 80 lbs…I am not a psychiatrist but I can say that it’s safe to say her “Futuer” sister-in-law looks like she was punched in the face a few times by her Good Charlotte fiance, it’s also safe to say that he is probably only punk rock enough to beat up his wife…If that didn’t come across proper, I am saying he’s not punk rock, he’s a pussy and these are the dull pics…

Bonus – Paris Hilton Always Looks Like She’s Riding a Pony and I don’t Know Why, Maybe She’s Airing Out Her Herpes….

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2007

08

Feb

I am – Kate Winslet is No Longer a Sex Symbol of the Day

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Remember when you used to jerk off to screepcaps from Titanic. Telling yourself that this chubby big breasted redhead was all you wanted. Looking at her bush pics from that other movie she was in. Telling yourself that she was all you needed until you busted all over your belly, embarrassing your whole family cuz you did it at thanksgiving when you thought everyone was asleep but didn’t realize your squealing woke the family up…..and they were watching you reach climax in shame….

Either way, I think this pic proves a point I’ve been trying to make for a long time….Kate Winslet ain’t nothing but a mom you don’t really want to fuck except for maybe wallet fuck cuz she’s got a pretty decent bank account that could support your lame lifestyle of sitting on the computer all day, over-achiever…….

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