This girl is getting a lot of publicity and that’s ok. I’ve heard that she’s going to be the next Lohan, probably rockin cocaine in the bathroom and ending up in rehab with Lohan before releasing a sex tape of her taking it up the ass from 8 black dudes in party hats, which would be fun to watch, but I can’t help but stare at the size of her head in comparison to her body. It’s like I am watching a cartoon and she’s the fucking star of the show.

I once knew a dude with a massive head, we all thought he was retarded because he used to masturbate in public, it turned out he was just a sexual predator. When he was in high school, he busted all over his chair in History class and the girl who sat in it the next class ended up getting pregnant. I don’t believe that’s actually what happened, because it turned out she was banging the gym teacher but it made for a good story at the time….I think that dude’s in jail now, sometimes I. ask myself what I could have done to help him, actually I don’t because I have no compassion for people who get hard-ons

Speaking of weird fucking faces, here’s a little Heather Graham lookin like a freaky elf you want to fuck…But you’re a virgin and you’d fuck anything with a vagina. Pervert

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I wish life was as easy for me as it was for this whore. She created a myspace from day one and hired some mexican/chinese computer virgins to add as many fucking friends as possible.

She reached over 1,000,000 friends and got a gig modeling for playboy or whatever the fucking whore did. She probably got paid to host parties and be useless because the promoters thought she’d land them a solid turn out. She probably got dudes to send her cash and she probably had some private meetings turning tricks in the back of the local laundry mat all while being a little person.

But none of that really matters. She can spend her days doing nothing, she has some kind of celebrity status, she has enough money to live and she did it all on the computer. Something that I have no ability to do.

Today I realized that Tila Tequila is smarter than me. Consider yourself lucky that you’re not a midget, and if you are, there is hope that men everywhere will jerk off to your myspace pics and add you as a friend too.

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This bitch Joanna Krupa is some kind of Russian model who I want to watch have sex. She’s got a hot body and looks good in a bikini. I don’t care if she bought her tits during the russian and if they are made out of potatoes and rationed bread. They could be Radioactive like the boars in Chernobyl and I’d still suck the milk out of them, that is if her plastic surgeon/general in the Russian Army didn’t fuck the pipes up when he was trying to wire her up with a bug to spy on your Americans.

I guess the point of all this is to say that I don’t really write harlequin type erotica and I just did and I think it was a real success. Now you can fuck off.

Bonus – Pics of her Bare Tits

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This bitch Joanna Krupa is some kind of Russian model who I want to watch have sex. She’s got a hot body and looks good in a bikini. I don’t care if she bought her tits during the russian and if they are made out of potatoes and rationed bread. They could be Radioactive like the boars in Chernobyl and I’d still suck the milk out of them, that is if her plastic surgeon/general in the Russian Army didn’t fuck the pipes up when he was trying to wire her up with a bug to spy on your Americans.

I guess the point of all this is to say that I don’t really write harlequin type erotica and I just did and I think it was a real success. Now you can fuck off.

Bonus – Pics of her Bare Tits

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I am tired of hearing people call Fergie a tranny. I am sure I am guilty of doing it in the past too, because she is more muscular than me, but that’s not saying much because the fat dude on the motorized cart in Wal Mart is more muscular than me. This bitch dances like a fool all the fucking time and she’s probably replaced her meth addiction with working out. Her clit may be the size of a 2 year old’s cock, or my cock for that matter, but I am pretty fucking sure she’s a girl. She’s got a dress on and that’s good enough for me.

If I was in a bar and she came up to me offering a blowjob for some meth a few years ago, I would have accepted. But that’s not saying much because I have no standards.

What I do know is that the same joke on repeat is called beating the dead horse with your dick and although it may feel good, it’s going to give you Aids. So stop, she’s got a vagina, get over it.

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I think working on the site from 4 am – 8 am while wasted was a bad idea. I couldn’t fall back to sleep and now I feel like I am dying.

Today, some chick who reads the site added me to IM and she spent the whole afternoon interrogating me about who I am, what I do, what my wife thinks of the site and where I met my wife. She asked about my impotency, criminal record, prostitute mother and whether it I am in love.

She wouldn’t tell me anything about her box, about what she does sexually, about whether she takes it up the ass or masturbates. She wouldn’t draw her vagina and describe it in 10 words or less and she wouldn’t send nude pics. The only thing she admitted was that she likes squirt porn and external vaginas.

She was trying to take from me without giving back and that upsets me.

When you’re done with that – check out my links…

I have no real standards, so if you want to get linked send me an email with your link HERE

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Alyssa Milano is one of those bitches who you want to get with and you don’t even care that she is hairier than your dad. You probably would still try to get with her even if she had a dick and was your dad, but that’s just because you’re weird and take what you can get when it is offered because you never know when the next time another person will touch you again. Even the lady that works at your local drug store is scared to touch your hand when she gives you change, but you’ve never noticed that because you were too busy staring at her tits.

I guess she looks decent for a 45 year old, I haven’t seen many girls this age with such a tight body, but maybe it’s because she’s not really I girl. I have a distinct memory that she played the Tony Danza’s teenage son on Who’s the Boss, but those years were a long time ago and all a blur…

What is also a blur is whether there is a little lip slip in these pics, you be the judge, but for the record, I’m calling that it’s scrotum…

Cuddles.

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Jenny McCarthy is a useless slag, the kind of bitch you want to punch in the face, at least the kind of bitch I wanted to punch in the face when she had a sitcom and always yelled at me through my TV. I’d stare at her massive fake tits and remember a time when she knew how to tone shit down and seduce me in her playboy spreads but that fucking mouth of hers would always ruin it. Sometimes I’d put her on mute and take a strip of duct tape to try to block her out from the head up and for some reason that just broke my TV. I guess nothing’s really changed but at least she’s still got her tits.

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