This is the type of email I get on a daily basis. I decided to post it here for you all to give me your suggestions and lovemaking tips for guys who want bigger penis. I will compile all the best comments and email them to him. Together we will see if we get published in an e-book.

If some of the comments are really good, maybe we’ll start a collective drunkenstepfather.com ebook.

If you are wondering who the girl in the pics are, she’s from Myspace, but I don’t know her myspace URL but I do know she has wack style…

Hiya!

My name is James Goodman. Incase you don’t know me I’ve written a lot of articles and two eBooks on penis enlargement.

Like you, I’m always looking for new ways to increase the number of guys I’m helping and so I’m currently compiling an e-Book of tips and ideas on how guys can make their dicks bigger or improve their lovemaking abilities generally. These tips are intended for guys actively seeking penis enlargement.

I understand you are someone who is knowledgeable about this subject and would therefore invite you to take a few moments to write down some of your best tips and ideas. Please only send content that you own the intellectual rights to.

I will be selling the e-Book through ClickBank and although I cannot offer you payment for your content, I can give you a free copy of the e-Book once it is finished with free resale rights. It will be a win-win situation for us all. I will get free content and you’ll get an e-Book packed full of new tips and ideas that you can then sell on to your customers or give it away for free. Also, feel absolutely free to plug your web site or business underneath your tips. Just imagine, if this e-Book is a best seller, everyone who downloads this e-Book will see your ad and possibily buy your product.

After I receive your replies I will compile them into one e-Book. I may or may not use all of your tips and if I feel I need to edit any of the tips I will contact you to get final approval and permission.

Sincerely,

James Goodman.
Enlargement Reviews.

PS. I will need the tips by 28th October 2006 or I won’t be able to use them. Also, you’ll lose out on your free copy of the e-Book and a plug for your website.

PPS. If you know anyone else who might also be interested in contributing please also forward them my offer.

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I am so excited for the Borat movie, because it means everyone and their fucking mother is going to start quoting Borat, just like they did with Napolean Dynamite. This is going to be the next Chuck Norris joke, the next American Apparel T-shirt, the Next Eskimo Boots, the next cocaine, the next electro music, the next hip hop, the next calling your friends “bitch” or saying “that’s hot”. The Borat movie is going the be the equivalent of calling Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes “Tom Kat”, calling Brad and Angelina “brangelina”, “bennifer”, you know, perez hilton is the new I suck dick cuz my daddy hated me and never took me to a fucking baseball game is the new I have raw dog anal cuz I am high blog….Point being that Borat will breed immitators and immitators have also bothered me some. But this time I will probably just laugh it off, because let’s face it, Borat is some kind of funny. See how I took a hate filled entry I spun it around to be something so beautiful. My government funded therapist would be proud. I working through this shit…speaking of shit….here are my links of the day…. CUDDLES!!

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MUNG likes to bring his taste of Canadiana to this site. Dude reminds me of everything I hate about this place. The parties in the field behind the barn, the throwing horse piss/shit/cum in each other’s face while running down the halls of the highschool like we were Johan Meyer and I am not talking stuffing Jessica Simpson like the “CANADIAN THANKSGIVING TURKEY” John Meyer, I am talking hick trash who fucked his sister when she was 12 cuz it felt good, who lives in the suburbs and works a shitty job to pay for tickets to the fishing competition while eating maple syrup and drinking beer while riding a moose and rocking a beaver hat with some dude you call “BUDDY”….

Either way…To make the post better I posted those Johannson in Flaunt Mag for you fucks to jerk off to. Remember, Dita Von Tease is disgusting and looks like she’s going to be the next school shooter….

Here’s what he has to say..

Someday I plan on finding the right woman and getting married. It won’t be soon, because I don’t have a job and the only ring I can afford comes battered and is usually served with a cheeseburger. With that being said I sure hope that my wife looks as good as Anna Nicole Smith did at her wedding. Wow, is she ever beautiful! By beautiful, I mean hideously repugnant. I hope my bride-to-be’s face looks like a beaten in catcher’s mitt, and hopefully her hair has the texture of a mop head used to clean up a strip club dancefloor, while her beautifully tanned body has the strikingly gorgeous hue of a moldy tangerine. Just have a good luck at this picture and pray that you never wake up and roll over beside a creature that looks like this. If would rather run a marathon with forks in my thighs than to wake up to something that even remotely resembled this lizard of a woman.

Have a good Thanksgiving you unthankful fucks!

MUNG

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I got the computer back up and running, but that doesn’t mean I am going to post any quality content. That’s because I have no picture sources, I am hungover and because MUNG sent in 2 posts, so I decided to post them for him. MUNG’s posts are never quality content, his jokes are lame, calling the Carter brother’s Hanson is dull and talking about how pathetic his life is is cliche. I hope I didn’t ruin the post for you by giving it away, like it was The Sixth Sense, but if you wasted your time reading it you’d realize that MUNG did a pretty good job ruining this post himself.

That said, here’s MUNG and remember that I wouldn’t post this if I didn’t have a crush on MUNG.

I hate d-list celebrities who get to have sex with hot girls like this chick because they were in the media at one time, used to have money, and now trying to become a celebrity once again. Nick and Aaron Carter are a good example of this. Nick Carter was a Backstreet Boy, and Aaron Carter is his no-talent, little turd puncher of a brother and they both have been inside this whore while I am still making love to a hole cut out of my mattress packed with ground beef. In my opinion there is something wrong with fucking the same whore your brother fucked a month earlier. It’s kinda like sharing a tootbrush. Anyways… these two fucking rejects from Hanson have a reality show on MTV. I am pretty sure any fuck-stick with 4 dollars to his/her name can get a reality show nowadays which is why I think they should do a reality show about my life. The show wouldn’t involve much, in fact it would pretty much suck, but fucking losers like yourself would tune it to watch me get high on nitrous balloons and attempt suicide on a daily basis. You would all tune in your TVs at 8:00PM on a Thursday night to CBS to watch me get phone calls from creditors, watch me get rejected from job interviews at Burger King, watch me masturbate to anime porn, and watch me get hit on at bars by obese women whose pussies smell like rotten oysters. You all have shitty depressing lives, but you would still watch my show because it is on TV. People like you would finally make me a celebrity and I would have so much money that I would pay you all to watch me take a shit.

Here are pictures of two rejects from Hanson and the whore they both shared their bodily fluids with.

MMMBop Mother Fucker,

MUNG

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I love this feature. This is Bloghog’s submission. I don’t know her myspace but she’ll probably post it in the comments.

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I woke up today and the person who sends me pics lost access to their picture source so I got a haircut instead of posting. Without a picture source, there’s pretty much no site.

I got back from my haircut and my computer won’t turn on.

I am at the internet cafe next door that charges $15 an hour. I only have $4.

So I guess this is it for now, or at least until I get my computer back up and running.

It’s a pain in the ass, but I am not letting it get me down like I would have earlier this year.

I went out with Brad the Jew last night and got so fucking wasted that I was dancing with one of the local drunks from the park in th W hotel amongst cha-chi’s sipping champagne, models being skinny and rap superstars with Asian implanted slags with no bras.

I have 1 minute left and I need to find a picture for this post….I got you some Petra topless runway pics. They are much sexier than my new hair, dead computer, drunken fun, hangover, anxiety attacks and stink of the day. Cuddles…

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I was watching Oprah. Today’s topic is about people who tried to kill themselves but failed. I like how today’s show has an intense theme song, it let’s me know that Oprah is in a serious mood, no fucking around. I was hoping to watch Gayle and Oprah’s lesbian tour, but I can deal with watching depression. I guess this is where the live blogging stops because I can’t think of anything funny to say about this shit. One dude shot his face off with a shotgun and lived, another girl got run over by a 30 car freight train, both totally fucked themselves up and are happy god let them live. It’s positive to see they found meaning, but shit dude, it would have been a lot easier on them if they found meaning in a less destructive way. I have been depressed in the past and the funniest thing that has happened while depressed was a lot of drinking, raw sex with hookers and girls I thought were hookers, I’d get beat up by security guards, bar patrons and bouncers, I lived in parks and halfway houses, so the best times of my life happened while depressed, that’s why I spell depression: F-U-N. My behavior won’t get me a job in upper management with a nice suburban home, wife and a mid-size sedan to drive to the golf course and pick up meat for the bbq, so people can think I am a headcase while waking up at 6 am for their jog and I am just getting to bed. I don’t deny that my ways may leave me dead in the gutter, but at least the walk to that gutter was always F-U-N.

Speaking of fun, Siegfried Fischbacher et Royh Horn got some Vegas Walk of Fame Shit. That Tiger really fucked him up.

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People are idiots, not all people, just people who work at trendy coffee shops. The manager was making jokes to his staff about “the whole place going to shit” and everyone started laughing like they were at a fucking comedy show and the manager was the headliner. I was sitting next to the action and I wasn’t laughing, so I guess you’ve got to be a coffee shop worker to get the joke, or maybe I just have no sense of humor. Which is possible because I never laugh.

Some 45 year old rich bitch in designer clothes asked her friend Mitch “where you at”, I found that to be a pretty nice example of hip hop taking over the mainstream….who knows maybe she has black neighbors. I also saw a hot red head girl outside of the American Apparel in a white skirt and black boots. I was surprised to see a hot redhead, I didn’t think they existed but I saw it with my own eyes. I want to write about her, I call it James Bluntin’ her because I know redheads grow up with a complex thinking they are freaks, understandably…and I just want her to know that generalizations about her kind don’t apply to her she is the exception to the rule now let’s hope she’s reading this…

I guess all these stories are just a cover-up to the story I really wanted to write about and that was that I accidentally pissed in my own face in the shower today and it remided my of a virile time when I would accidentally bust nut in my face while getting it on with dirty crackwhores who didn’t make me use condoms. I remember watching the strength of my orgasm slowly die down over the years…from pressure washer to drooling retarded kid with a helmet on. Now, I’ve got nothing. Thanks god. Speaking of nothing here are some pics of Jessica Simpson ….

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