People with sex dolls make me laugh, especially the motherfuckers who live a double life with their sex doll. They are usually your very fucking single socially awkward and quiet neighbor. The dude who works at your post office or as a janitor at the local elementary school. Anyway, this motherfucker who no one really pays much attention to, goes home after a day of work and once the door is shut behind him, his “real” life starts. He goes to his living room and sits next to his wife, a silicone/latex blend who weighs in at 250 lbs but looks like a porn star. Dude dresses her up, does her hair and make-up to get her ready for dinner. Dude sits and eats with her and has a conversation with her, she’s not very responsive and he likes that she doesn’t talk back. Then after dinner they go to the den to cuddle on the couch and watch TV. At 11 pm, lights out and dude drags the love of his life to his bedroom for a inanimate love making session. He likes her cuz she never says no, all positions are a go, and she’s always in the mood…after the sex dude washes his plastic wife off and falls asleep with her in his arms…..only to wake up and go back to work the next day cleaning the floors and bathrooms at your little kid’s school…..until the weekend where they go on vacation together. If the Sex Doll is lucky, she gets to drive….Weird.

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The biggest joke of this site is that I really have no idea who any of the people I post about are. I am convinced that all the other celebrity sites live and breathe this shit. When they go home for Sunday Dinner, or when they go on dates with girls who are impressed by bloggers (which means UGLY girls), or when they hang out with their 2 childhood friends who still talk to them, while waiting in line for tickets to see Superman (the movie) for the 47th time while rockin’ a Superman T-Shirt (cuz you love Superman), you probably talk about what Portman, Johansson, Lohan, Hilton and all the other cliched celebs are doing. It is their life. It’s not to say that I have a life, or I have meaning, or that I do anything interesting or talk about anything interesting. I just have know nothing about the people I am writing about. This is an example of that. I even googled this cunt and found nothing.

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I am not in the mood to post anything, still sick, but someone emailed this to me and it’s too fucking weird to not put up on the site. It reminds me of when the internet was a place for socially awkward losers to congregate. It reminds me of mIRC where all these freakshows who had no friends in their real lives would chat with each other and create a virtual society, false sense of popularity and find equally lame people on the other side of the country to marry. It was a way to not feel so alone, cuz cool kids are jerks, and it gave the losers hope. The Internet is less lame now, cool people use it, but the losers who were the first up on this shit are still floating around…..that’s the story i heard. Now, back to bed.

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I have been sick on and off for the last month. It is worse now that it’s ever been and that is why I haven’t updated the site in a few days. I did however gather some links to occupy you until my return to the website updates. I have missed a lot of good posts and the site is suffering hard, I suck at life and if I was Asian, I’d want to be called Wong Lee. …now here are the links motherfuckers….

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I am not updating as much as I did last week, because I figure one good link dump is worth 15 decent updates. This is not that link dump, but check out some of the shit that’s made its way into my box and by box I mean vagina. I don’t know what I am saying – just click the motherfucker…

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There is a white trash family that lives across the hall from me, because I live in a low income apartment block. This white trash family makes me laugh because the father, a balding great drunk is always wandering around the halls in his stained tank top. His son or his son in law or the dude who got his daughter pregnant hangs out with him all day long drinking out of his 40 of beer. Today, I saw them in front of the building testing out a mini-bike. I don’t know how they can afford mini-bikes, but I don’t ask, mainly because they hate me for being Mexican. That said, Nicky Hilton and her cunt of a friend remind me of those two guys, wasting away their lives doing nothing, only they do it a lot more expensive, but still hate mexicans and by mexicans I mean Lohan. There are some smoking pics in here for HornyLohanWanker. You’re welcome.

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There is a white trash family that lives across the hall from me, because I live in a low income apartment block. This white trash family makes me laugh because the father, a balding great drunk is always wandering around the halls in his stained tank top. His son or his son in law or the dude who got his daughter pregnant hangs out with him all day long drinking out of his 40 of beer. Today, I saw them in front of the building testing out a mini-bike. I don’t know how they can afford mini-bikes, but I don’t ask, mainly because they hate me for being Mexican. That said, Nicky Hilton and her cunt of a friend remind me of those two guys, wasting away their lives doing nothing, only they do it a lot more expensive, but still hate mexicans and by mexicans I mean Lohan. There are some smoking pics in here for HornyLohanWanker. You’re welcome.

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Sexy Music Video – video powered by Metacafe

I don’t understand french people and I definitely don’t understand black or asian people, so this music video makes no fucking sense to me, other than the fact that strippers are getting banged with glowstick like their pussies were a fucking rave and after a pap smear it would probably reveal that the bacterial level of these boxes are probably not that far off from being a rave. Either way, this is a horrible song and a cheap video that you should watch til the end. I’m sure you’ll dig it. Considering you’re a virgin. Oh and I am back from my weekend away, welcome me back fuckers.

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So I go to a wedding this past summer. I meet a drunken girl who is trying to piss off her controlling parents. Her solution is get fucking wasted. Bitch caused a huge fucking scene and complained the whole night about how she wishes she was dead and how she hated her life. Definitely my kind of slut. I find the whole thing entertaining so I hang out with her for a bit. Her mother comes up to tell her to behave herself and that she’s embarrassing the family and she tells her mom to go fuck herself. She was doing what most angry 16 years olds do, only difference is, this bitch is in her 20s and doesn’t even live at home anymore. She goes on telling me about how her dad is gonna beat her up for this, and all the regular “Victim” bullshit. I don’t feel sorry for her and I get bored of her shit so I go to the bar to get a couple more drinks because let’s face it, I live for open-bar. She disappears. I run into her later, and her knee is bleeding. I ask her what happened, thinking maybe her dad gave her a the beating she was talkin’ about, but find out she tried to fuck one of the 15 year old guests, but fell off the ledge and ripped her leg open. Point of all this was to say that that 15 year old has already got way more action than any motherfucker who’s into Wonder Woman. These pictures are for those Wonder Woman losers who read this site. That’s the story I heard.

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